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Thursday, February 12, 1918
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| REG’LAR FELLERS

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BY
A WISE OWL
that
they
Manassa,
And that just reminds mo?
I asked Jim Berrier what
call potatoes up around
in Perry county.
He says, “Up there they
they dig "em.”
don’t
call ‘em,

newspaper reports,
the Republicans finally found out
that Eisenhouer won't run. The
Germans found that out five or
1X years ago.
According to

arguments I ever
one gets the
tub. Over at Ament’s
were discussing the
weather and the blizzards of by-
days when some one said to
“Why you don’t
1”
Cf all the
heard,
lined bath
garage they
here's fur-
gone
one of the fellows,
even know what a blizzard is!
H: came right back by saying:
I do so. You find em in chickens”.
Our neighbor Harry Darrenkamp
has be:n hothered with
he raises chickens because
there is always plenty of feed
arcund. The other day he opened
the door of his cook stove and out
ran a big rat.
I asked him why he didn't shoot
it and he
it was out of his range.
rats ever
since
said he couldn't because
One of the printers at this office
said he'd like to know how Eski-
mos find a cornédr to spit in inside
their igloos.
I told him I'd find out the first
time I go to Alaska.
Sherty Engle told me the other
day that recently he dern
eggs for supper that he went
there.
ate so
many
right to bed and laid
At Eli Ament’s garage the fellows
farming ‘and
some one told Eli they didn't think
were talking about
he knew how to milk a cow.
But Eli was right there with the
answer. He said you get a bucket,
ask her in a real nice
put the bucket
find the cow,
way to stand quiet,
under her and then you drain her
crank case.
.
A lot of men are born ‘just plain
fcols and then there are some who
't love sick,
And it doesn't atter . much
\ nu go, you ol find both
kin ds.
Did you ever notice that many
iness here purchase all

machinery,
think of
washing
saving
tl 3
vet they'd never buying
their wives a machine, a
vacuum cleaner or even a measly
pop-up toaster.

vera] girls
of the
evening
were standing in
pcstoffice the
discussing the
other
male sex.

slong came two West Ward belles,
joined in the conversation and
1
taought they were talking about
mail sacks
Maybe that wasn't funny.

Did you ever Lear the one about
the girl who necked so dern much
at her goiter disappeared?
One cof the colored fellows on
Manheim street didn’t get to work
the other day and his alibi was
that he was helping his mother.
His employer “What, was
he drunk again?’
said:
My neighbor Harry Darren-
kamp, had a mishap th> other eve-
ning, He sat in a rocker and right
down on his hand; and did that
aurt — it was full of nails.

I almost forgot to tell you, Harry
was shooting rats the day
and he said -the biggest one he
ever saw got away — he didn't
shoot because he though it was
our; bird dog.
If you ‘believe that one I'll ask
him to tel]®a better one,
A WISE OWL
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Patronize Bulletin advertisers.
Using in the Bulletin.
other

MOUNT JOY SWAMPED
TRI-TOWN BY 70-54 SCORE
With every player on the team |
column, Mt.|
crashing the scoring
Joy's Leaguers went all out and
easily defeated Tri-Town 70 to 54.
| WISHT | COULD
® [YELL YA WHAT
THINK OF i

HES A

LOW- DOWN, a
UNDERSLUNG, SWIVEL"
HIPPED, THREE-TIMIN NO
BELLY-SCRAPIN NO -
SNAKE =IN-TH' NOT |
GRASS AN'' THAT

Landisville went strong in the a
last half and ran away with Mil- ann
lersville 59 to 33.
Tri-Town
GFl TI ®
Miller B. 5 8 18
Mellinder F 1 0G 2
Weaver FF 30 6 -
Brubaleatr £3 3:0 §
G3 oo 7 2 16 DOWN
Witmer. G vs 1 2
Cowan G 8 0 from
Totals .... 22 10
Mount Joy “HICKORY GR
GF Tl
Kellenbaurt F* ..:....... 7 2 16 Today I am on Thrift, no glamor
CONIA EF 5 3 I HX but folks it.is the Jack of
Hallgren © 7 9 144° fb us Joi, 3B 4
Bown € .............. 2 0 dseme that is causing too many 0
BE Crider G+............ 5 5 15 listen to the will of the wispy
Breneman G 3 0 6 palayer about security and ease,
J. Crider G ............. 1 0 25 we just leave everything to
TORS 30 10 70 Samuel Old Boy.
Score by periods: A feller and his little woman
Tri-Town ...... 15 12 7 20-4
ML Joy
Referee, Bensinger.
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MT. JOY HIGH LOST
TO EAST DONEGAL TUESDAY
Trailing at the three
mark, Fast Donegal finished strong
and outnosed Mount Joy High
Tuesday evening 34 to 31.
Elizabethtown defeated Man-
heim 50 to 26, and East Hempfield
was too good for Marietta, 36 to
23.
East Donegal
22 12 12 24-170)
|invested at interest
quarter
who have saved up a 100 or 1000
and enabling
some company to dg business, like
making autos, orbuilding an elec-
tric power system or running a
store, they are going to give heed
to preserving their investment.
This feller and the little woman
|want to preserve the U. S. A.
way versus following the way of
the broken down nations of the
who have tried all the
and “Utopia tomorrow
earth
| short-cuts
G Fl Tl ideas, but which are still tomorrow
Hawiporme Foote 2 3 9 ideas and getting gloomier versus
Goo Brees coven b 7
Madara © 5. 4 3 11 3 :
YT ee ia x Nothing is easy about thrift.
Fisher 2.1
Totals 11 12 34
Mount Joy
G Fl m
Tvndall F ......0........ > 2. 12
Ressler .F eas 0 6
Rice © sl]
G .......x.... 1 40
Max GCG... odin, 1 2 2
Totals. 0 ods 13 83
Score by periods:
E. Donegal ...... 99 511-34
Mt. Jay 6415 6-31
Referee — Lowell!
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LANDISVILLE TROUNCED
OUR LEGION TEAM MONDAY
Mount Joy's Legion team could-
n't check Landisville Monday eve-
ning try as it would. Derr, with
24 points, and three other team-
mates with 37, accounted for the
75 to 49 score.
In the other league games these|
scores were made:
Rothsville 62, Elizabathtown 24,
New Holland 68, Tri-Town 50.
Millersville 67, Manheim 45.

5: Plenty of things are not easy but
which are good in the long run.
|And folks, as a sample, I am
headin’ early in the A. M. for the
dentist—an abscessed tooth. And
the doctor says if I take the easy
routz—avoid him by going down
the other side of the street. I
{would be in for even more aches
and pains, etc, including neuritis,
versus facing the music now, and
opening up wide and showing
him just which tooth it is
rs
LANDISVILLE AND MOUNT
JOY TRIUMPH
Landisville and Mount Joy turn-
ed in Lancaster County League
basketball Wednesday
night.
Wita Dick Derr
points, Landisville disposed cf
Rothsville, 61 to 39. Mount Joy
‘rallied in the last period
Manheim, 62 to 53,
netted 18 points.
Mount Joy

wing on
registering 29
to stop
as Fellenbaum

Mount Joy G Fl TI
G F1 TFellenbaum F ........... 82 18
Fellenbaum F ........... 6'0 12iConvad FF .............., 20 4
Comrad Fo 4 1 offallsren'C .............. 31 1
Walters © .............. 10 Crider § ................ 12 81
Hallgren C...........0..... 10 Brown G ............... 1 0 2
Breneman G .'.......... 6 3 15/Breheman G, ............ 711
Brown GG 21 5 ——
Crider G 20 ¢ Totals .......0...0... 28 6 62
- HL Manheim
Totals 2 5 49 G Fl Ti
Landisville Reppert FB ............... 4°40 8
G Fl NiShenber F ............. 00 0
Derr Ho ae 10'4 24. Bamberr F ............. § 2 14
C. Habler F ........ Ls TC hy 306
Br... iin 32 G .............. 20 4
Wittéel C......... a>. 71 Myers GT 1 0 2
Brandt GQ il. ee 21 Gj, 6 2 14
Forney ... 0... 0 1 GG 3 5
J. Haber G S 0 12 —
1G ........... 7 0 0 Totals. .... 23 7
2 Score by periods:
Wotals: 53 9H Mt. Joy -...... i5 16 10 21—62
Score by periods Manheim=™...... 131516 9-53
Mt Joy... ... 10 11 13 15—49 Referee — Lowell
I.andisville 21 14 17 23-75 rn
Referee,
MOUNT JOY JUNIQR HIGH
MADE IT NINE STRAIGHT
Gillham
—
Mount Joy Junior High finished |
the season by winning all its games
when our defeated Marietta
in the nightcap 46 to 23.
Flizabethtown
LConegal 47 to 17,
five
East
Hemp-
won from
while E.
field ncsed out Manheim boro 18
to 17.
Section 1
Teams W. L. Pct.
Mount Joy... ... uc 9 0 1.000
Elizabethtown .......... 5 4 .556
Marietta ~~. cue 4 5 4A4
Manheim Boro ........ 4 5 44
East Hempfield ........ 3.6 333
Fast Donegal .......... 2 1 222
Lancaster township are winners
in Section 2 and Rothsville captur-
2d the honors in Section 3.
et Gere eee
V. F. W. WILL ENTERTAIN
CHAMPIONSHIP BALL TEAM
Friday =vening, February 13th,
the Veterans of Foreign Wars will
entertain the soft
ball team at eight o'clock in the
championship
Fire hall basement.
All VFW members ar: invited
to attend.
AM A sm
MAYTOWN WINS EXHIBITION
The Maytown Lagion quintet
defeated Ja visiting Harisburg
cage team, 45 to 26, on’ the"
town floor, in an exhibition game
Monday night.
rr tl GI tt.
We wouldn't have
bomb if it weren't for
bum,
the atomic
the Adamic
[CE CAPADES AT HERSHEY
FEBRUARY 9 THRU 21
The 1948 edition of the Ice Ca-
pades, which has been captivating
large and enthusiastic audiences
wherever it has appeared cn its
current tour of the Nation and
Canada, presented in the
Hershey Sports Arena Monday and
judging by
pacity audience regarded
superb skating revue.
was
the applause the ca-
it as a
In the three hours of its presen-
tation there is nothing but glorious
and
precision
entertainment with
timed
showmanship throughcut its
ious acts,
A Arn
BOBBY ZINK STARS
Qur Iccal lad, Bobby
now a member cf the F. and M.
basket ball team, starred in the
geme against Lehigh last night,
scoring 24 points. He made 10 out
of 13 charity shots. F. and M. won
71 to 38.
Bobby joinad the F. and M. team
at the start of the second semester.
He has played 3 games so {ar, and
has scored a total of 56 points, for
an average of 18.5.
Bobby.
— Qe
CHANCE, TO MAKE GOOD
Many of our base ball fans will
remember Jimmy . Reider,’ former
|Elizabethtown High athlete. Jim-
my also played with the Legion
Juniors. Well, he signed a contract
lively
movements and
var-
Zink,
own
. ~.,
Nice going
with they Lancaster Red Roses and '
ill go to their Spring training
| camp,
and it is in the bank or is|
Release 132 Rabbits
The Mount Joy Sportsmen's
meeting was held Monday, Feb. 9,
with 22 members present.
The secretary
154 paid members and
linquents since 1947.
thos2 dollars in.
financial reported
ing committee.
The Club purchased 11
rabbits from the Ozark game re-
in Missouri,
and distributed
Mount Joy, and East
Townships. The Club also released
153 pheasants and 68 rabbits which |
were trapped in our
in Snyder's Orchard,
raised hen birds.
The Club decided to buy 2 elec-
tric brooders to accomodate 500
day old chicks this summer.
On Sunday, February 15, the
members «will meet at Brady
Hess's at 1 p.m. to go feed game.
Due to the heavy snowfall recent-
ly it has been hard for ths birds
to secure food, so
serve
ceived
game reserve
and 200 pen-
we have taken
it upon ourselves to help them.
Your donations will be
gladly accepted.
GOOD RACE IN SECTION
ONE OF COUNTY LEAGUE
With Elizabethtown out in front
of corn
by one game and Marietta and E.
Donegal tied for second only a
game behind, and E. Hempfield
not counted out by any means, we
are having a real race in Sectjon 1.
Friday Manheim Boro
surprised East Hempfield 43 to 40:
East Donegal more than surprised
Elizabethtown by defeating them
40 to 33; Mount Joy took its eighth
less on the chin at hands of Mari-
etta 63 to 49.
Columbia is leading Section 2
with eleven wins in
night
a row “and
Upper Leacock is up head in Sec-
tion 3 with one loss in eleven
starts,

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Everybody reads newspapers but
NOT everybody reads circular ad-
iising in the Bulletin.

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MOUNT JOY, PA.
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Saturday, F ebruary 14th
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FOLLOWED BY
AMUSEMENTS — GAMES, Etc.

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WILL AGAIN SPONSOR
John Deere Day Program
MT. JOY HIGH SCHOOL AUDITORIUM
ON
THURS. EVENING

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AND
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ATURDAY 2:00 P. M.
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MONDAY, FEBRUARY 16
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“BORN TO KILL"
TUESDAY. FEBRUARY 17
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EVERY FRIDAY NIGH
On The Fire. Company
New Dance Floor
ENJOY A NIGHT OF FUN

Dancing to the Music of
JIM HENDRICKS
AND HIS ORCHESTRA
Modern, Square and Paul Jones
DANCES
Calling Figures Called By
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