Joy, Pa.
Thursday, June 12, 1940).
4—The Bulletin, Mt.
OWL LAFFS
—BY—
A WISE OWL
Do our fishermen have tuff luck.
If you think they don’t just get a
load of this. Four fellows not far
from here, went to Lewes recently.
FISHER ETCHED NO-
RUN GAME AT N. HOLLAND
Two ne-hit, no-run os were
turned in by hurlers in the county
Junior Legion League Tuesday eve- |’
ning, Sam Fisher tossed a no-hitter
as the locals shut out New Holland,
6-0; and Bob Bruce achieved his|
no-hitter pitching Quarryville to a
5-0 win over Millersville.
Fisher was never in trouble as
he fanned 13 New Hollanders. He
gave up two walks, one in the fourth
and one in the sixth inning. Both
runners died on first as New Hol-
land failed to get a man as far as
second base. The score:
They got up about the middle of
the night, drove down, found the |
ocean too rough to go out and all;
the fish markets closed. They |
came home and met two kids who |
had four catties and a couple good
sized suckers they caught in Big,
Chickies creek.
That sure was a tuff break fel-
lows — but then think of the nice
long ride you had.
We got an excellent idea of just .
how much Elwood Martin is in-
terested in Sportsmen Association
affairs on Monday night. He mis-
laid his pencil, hunted it for some
time and finally found it on his
ear — just where he had put it.
Elwood really has it at heart.
“That was a terrible thunder
and lightning storm last night,”
remarked a downtown woman to
her husband on Sunday morning.
“It was, wasn't it 7 he replied.
“Then why didn't you wake me
up? You know I can’t sleep when
it thunders.
That was the night the streets
ran faster than the streams.
There was quite an argument
at the fire house as to who owned
the smallest radio and sending
station ever made. Milty left ’em
argue and then finally settled
the whole thing. He said it was
“Paul Revere. He broadcast from
one plug.”
A new method of travel was
brought out in a final examination
paper which read: “Abraham Lin-
coln wrote the Gettysburg Address
while traveling from Washington
to Gettysburg on the back of an
envelope.”
An English exam paper read:
“Milton wrote ‘Paradise Lost’;
then his wife died and he wrote
“Paradise Regained.” The student
that wrote that may not have pass-
ed his exam, but I personally think
Milton had something there.
An uptown blonde penned these
lines after her Wednesday night
date—
He tells me he’s so sorry
For all th things he’s done.
Why should he feel sorry?
1 had a lot of fun.
A fellow driving his car with}
the top down and wearing a bright
red shirt, a polka-dot tie, a shep-
herd’s plaid suit, and a lavender
Laret. A motorcycle cop stopped
him and made him pull over to the
side of the road.
“What's wrong,
the lad. “I haven't
traffic laws.”
Said the cop: “No, I just wanted
to hear you talk.” —— Me, too.
officer?”
violated
asked
any
A rural youth submitted this
for cur column
Arabella was a cow
More athletic than mudderly;
She leaped a barbed wire fence
And was destroyed — udderly.
This morning when a downtown
mama told her son to wash his
hands, before he eats his break-
fast, he argued: “Ah, shucks, Ma,
they're clean, I had ’em under the
covers all night.”
Rastus was strolling down the
main street in a southern town
with his wife, when she passed be-
fore a drug store window and,
pointing to a large sign, inquired,
“What am dat Kodak film, Ras-
tus?”
Rastus, who never admitted ig-
norance of anything, airly replied,’
“Oh, dats toilet tissue.” "4.
“Well, Ah believe Ah'Hl fry safne |
ob dat brand.” she volunteered. }
Mt. Joy x h o a
¥Frev''3b ......... 2 1 1 0
Johnson ss ....... 1 3 0 0
Max i ........ 0 2 ¢ I
J. Risser ¢ ....... 1 1 13 0
Longenecker 2b .. 0 1 Oo 2
Hallgren 1b ...... 1 } 6 1
C. Risser:cf ...... Oo 0 0
aMcCue ....-:-.... 0 0 0 0
Conner 9 9 1 0
Sumpman rf ..... 0 0 0 0
Fishern ....c.i... 1 1 0 3
Totals ..-...... 6 9 21 ‘5
{New Holland r kh 0 A
Kurtz 8B 3 2
Brackn p ....--.. 0 0 1 0
Brubaker ss ..... ¢ ¢ 0 0
{Lynch ss 0 0 0 0
Neff .........-.. oO ¢ 0 O
{McG’s cf ..... ve. 0 I 6
Starrerf g 6 Oo 1
TIQUP C g 4 1 0
Seble 3b... ..: 0 0 oO 2
biases f 0 1
Ober’ r-1b......... 0 f 8
Total ........ 0 0.31 6
a-Batted for C. Risser in 6th.
JOX 001 031 1—6
NEW HOLLAND . 000 000 0—0
Errors—Lynch, Eby, Oberholtzer,
Three base hits—Johnson, Longe-
necker, Two base hit—Hallgren,
Stolen bases—Frey. Johnson, Max.
Base on balls—off Fisher 2. Brackin
‘2, Starr 1, Struck out—by Fisher 13,
| Brackin 4, Starr 1, Balk—Starr, Los-
ing pitcher—Brakin, Umpires, Sho-
walter and Burkhart. Time of game
145. al
FISHER’S ONE HITTER
STOPPED LITITZ COLD
In a Legion game here Thursday
evening there was just too much
Fisher, Sam allowing but one
bingle and the locals easily de:
feated Lititz 10 to 1. Score:
REG’LAR FELLERS
TT n
By Gene Byrnes
OR WATCH
TH GAME
THROUGH A
KNOTHOLE!
THIS
DONT SEEM
NATCHERAL
T'ME?
THE LOW DOWN
{rom
HICKORY GROVE
- The paper says you ean now buy
a cocktail lounge for one half
price — and the reason is that the
customers are now ordering only
a bottle of been versus a 50 cent
or 6-bit Martini. And for folks
living in local option or dry places
of in states where the bartender
is the State itself, I hasten to say
that a cocktail lounge is just the
old-time saloon plus upholstered
stools and dark hooths added for
what we used to call our weaker
sex.
What you driving at, if anything,
says Henry. It is this, I says, I
our more or. less slowdown in
Business that so many folks are
ness has been too big — too much
big dinero has been overflowing
shallow ' pockets. . Too many folks
with 5 buck per bottle fire-water
under their belt have been roamin’:
the highways.
Business has not been normal —
24 dollars a day for a plasterer,
one buck for a haircut, 80 cents for
bacon are not normal. Nobody
seems happy or care-fre¢ anymore
—not even the plasterer. So in-
stead of worrying ourself sick
about a slack-down in business,
we should feel kinda good ahout
how beer is agein crowding the
Tom Collins’ and bard stuff from
and it maybe wen't
Lite ~~ be long before it will be half-way
QCersh ........ 0 0 6 eolsofe again to wviature out on the
Hers'y ss ........ 0 1 0 0 highway.
Halo aq On J 3 g : Youre a ‘4 the low aewn,
Hayn’s rf ........ a ¢ I Jura
1b ........ oO 6 3 4
Ginich 2b......... 0 4 : 1 ‘
Kepp'y PP 1 0 0 6 | Sc
Wentrie-.......; 6.3 ur Ir 0 S e
Totals ...... 41 i 9 $i; (From page 1)
Mt. Joy shall, Helen Hilt, Peggy L. Hou-
Frey Sires 2 : i Mag Frances Keener, Rebecca
Mag of 2 2 0 0McKain, Joan Schneider and
Risser ¢ ......... 2 : 6 1/Theresa Ann Shuman.
Lang >» nie 1 0 2 9 Mrs. James Spangler is in charge
Conner ....... 0 1 0 0/of .the Busy Bees, assisted by Anna
Hala 1D... 3 : §iMse Hammer. Program aid is
isher p ........ Jean Wagner.
Rice ef .......... 0 1 0
Miller of hii. 0 0 ©0 0 Sara Gutshall and Joan Sch-
Smpn rf ........ 0 0 O Oneider compose the sanitation
Dug ger ao Terres : 1 squad and the junior council mem-
Browart. © 0 o/bers are’ Mae Frances Keener and
!Betty Jane Bernheisel.
Cy pa Wa 8 Members of the Little Piners
Rititz ........ 001 0— 1 are:
Errors: Eshleman, Gingrich. | Sandra Darrankamp, Elizabeth
Losing pitcher: Frederick. Umpire: ony Fisher, Jeanette Marie Gru-
sa lima ber, Lois Kaylor, Cynthia Ann
LEAGUE STANDINGS
Teams (W. L.NNPct.|
YW ............... 4 0 1.000
Jagion ........ 3 1 750
g 2 500!
Merchants ......... 1 2 an!
Seflérs” --.........; I 4 200
Rotary. g 2 .000
League Scores |
|
VFW 7, Seiler 4.
Merchants 7, Florin 5. {
A A Ar |
F. & M's. 1922 FOOT BALL
TEAM HELD A REUNION
[The sanitation squad
Kreider and Jeanette Gruber.
King, Barbara Kreider, Julia Low-
len, "Winona * Markley, Kay Metzler,
Mary Catherine Schneider, Suz-
anne Schroll, Joan Delores Suter
and Mary Lou Kline.
Their leadr is Mrs. Robert Stoner
\assisted by Mzs. William Garber.
Program: aid is Melissa Strickler.
The junior council includes Sue
{Ann Schrol] and Winona Markley.
is Barbara
The Waterfall Elves are:
Patsy Ruth Bashore, Nancy Jo
Detwiler, Ethel] Mae Frey, Mary
An aggregation of stars repre-| Jane Groff, Marian Hoffer, Eliza-
senting F. & M. of Lancaster, on
the gridiron in 1922, held a reunion
at Lancaster. The New Era, in its
item, told of how Don Cragin
kicked a field goal in the last
twenty seconds which defeated
Gettysburg 6 to 3. Mr. George
Brown, East Main Street,
an end on that same team.
ell seit
Stimulate your business by adver-
tising in the Bulletin.
played|Lane and Ethel Frey. The
|beth Kramer, Connie Lane,
Williams, Shirley Yordy,
Zimmerman and May Zink.
Their leader is Mrs. Clyde Niss-
ley, assisted by Joanne Brown. The
program aid is Nancy Angstadt.
The junior council includes Connie
sani-
Groff
Doris
Kay
tation squad is Mary Jane
and - Doris Williams.
Members of the
group are:
Cozy Nook
“Rastus,” she roared, “you go in|
dar an beat da man up. Ah says tq
him, ‘Ah wants to buy some of dat
Kodak Film tissue,’ and he ax me
what size is mah Brownie.”
Gramma and granpa were sees
ing a re-released Mae West plete)
when Granma remarked:
“Isn't Mae West sweet? Those
limbs, that waist, such curves! Do
you follow me?”
And Grandpa yelled: “Gosh, I
pa ve on the curve!” | Aye! i |
Who did I hear
about the unseasonable ag wea-
ther we had Saturday nite? ———
| Could someone dish up a couple
now?
A WISE OWL
Marian Smith and
Patsy Angstadt, Mary Bailey,
Shirley Eby, Roberta Frank, EI-
inor Lane, Shirley Leedom, Doris
Melhorn, Vivian Metzler, Marian
'Rutt, = Darlene Schneider, Carol
{Ann Smith,” Miriam Tyndall, Kath-
ryn Zeager and Genevieve Zim-
merman.
he | leader is Mys. Eugene Crider
ssisted by ‘Mary Elizabeth Ger-
Ber. “The ‘junior council members
are Elinor Lane and Doris Mel-
{horn. The sanitation squad is Shir-
(Tey. Bby' and. Ma Bajley. }
mw the Shady Be
ook | group are:
i Boyd, Beverly Brown, Suz-
- Brown, Larraine Darrenkamp,
Ann i Fackler, Shirley Good-
Rathel ‘Lehman, Sally Ann
Ni Mary,
Ann Spengler, -Mary
want fo venture a good word for
working up ‘a worry about.
merman.
Mrs. Earl Shelly is the
assisted by Mrs. Harry Walters Jr.
Program aid is Shirley Schofield.
The junior council includes Mary
Ann Schofield and Rachel Lehman. |
The sanitation is Marion Smith
and Peggy Fackler.
The interested public is most
welcome to visit Little Chiques
Camp.
At Mount Gretna
Ear] Rowe, who before he
ed the army and saw action with
the 36th Infantry Division in
Europe played three seasons in
summer stock, returns to the stage
leader
in the leading role in “Room Ser- |:
vice”, riotous comedy which opens
the summer season at the Gretna
Playhouse, Mt. Gretna, Pa, on
Thursday night, June 12.
Rowe, since leaving the army,
has gained a nation-wide reputa-
tion as actor and narrator on net=-
work programs from Philadelphia.
His first love, however, is the
theatre and his return to the
boards brings to the Gretna Play-
house a gocd-looking fellow stand-
ing six feet, two inches.
A eee.
NEW HOLLAND CARNIVAL
Appearing in person at the Com-
munity Park, New Holland, June
14, will be Mac McGuire, the
popular yodeling star and his Har-
mony Rangers, on the air daily
over Radio Station WIP, Philadel-
phia. This great program, which
will be presented from the newly-
erected outdoor stage at the Com-
munity Park, New Holland, wiil
feature Kitty O'Brien, “America’s
Singing Sweetheart,” Al Fisher
and Armen Camp, The Dancing
Byrons, Gracie O'Hara and The
Two Rexfords, stars of stage and
radio.
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REMOVE DAMP LITTER
Once litter in the poultry house |
becomes damp, from whatever
cause, it should be removed
promptly, says F. H. Leuschner,
extension poultry specialist of the
Pennsylvania State College. If it
stays dry, few changes are neces-
sary.
rt etl
Patronize Bulletin advertisers.
HOW ARE YOUR SHOES 1
DON’T WAIT TOO LONG.
BRING THEM IN.
City Shoe Repairing Co.
30 SOUTH QUEEN STREET
LANCASTER, PENNA.
WANTED
Men and Girls
Light and Clean Fac-
tory Work on Pillow
Cdses
Experienced Or
Léarners
High Rate of Pay
A-1 Working
Conditions
Call For Interview at:
Mount Joy Mills Inc.
125 Mount Joy St.
Mount Joy, Pa.
9-5-tf
JACK HORNER
SHOE STORE
Complete Selection
CLASSIC
Nylons
NOW LESS THAN
PRE-WAR PRICES
FROM
Service Weight
$115
TO
Misty Sheer
The Line is e
39 gauge, 60 denier to 51
15 denier - In new colors for
Summer. Plus white,
sunmetal
gunmeiatl.
SIZES TO 11
Classic Hosiery
Exclusive With
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NOT everybody reads circular ad- |
SAVE NOW
Special Price On
NEW ATLAS TIRES
600x16 — $14.40 Plus tax
650x186 — $17.6 plus tax
550x17 — $13.30 plus tax
Liberal trade in allowanee for good used tives, Prepare now for
your summer trips and
HAVE YQUR‘WHEELS BALANCED
te give you that peffect ride in your car. We kave the New
Stewart-Warner Electronic 'Whdel Balance
VANS ESS0 SERVICENTER
MOUNT 4C¥, PENNA,
25% WEST MAIN STREET
recat
SHOWS NIGHTLY (7 & 9)
EXCEPT TUESDAY & SUNDAY
THU., JUNE 12
“Sinbad The Sailo»”
(In Technicolor)
FRI.-SAT.
REAL LIFE ACTION !
(Not A Cartoon)
“#TECHNICQBORY
$ WALT DISNEY'S *
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BRER
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nao]
ws 2 is hha,
on Saturday.
MONDAY
TWO EXCEPTIONAL
“The Verdict”
“Crack-Up”
Sydney
Greenstreet
Pat O'Brien
Claire Trevor
WED. ONLY
Clark Gable: in “BOOMTOWN”
PLAY
THE FAMOUS
Mount Gretna
CHAMPIONSHIP
Golf Course
Quality Meats
ALSO
A FULL LINE OF
£0088
Fruits & Vegetables
KRALL'S Meat Market
West Main St., Mt. Joy
YOU MUST SEE
One of Mt. Joy's Fiflest Homes
Lot 83x20% ft.
9 ROOMS, BATH, STOKOR,
2-CAR GARAGE
Possession Soon
Engle & Hambright Inc.
46 E. Orange St., Lancaster, Penna.
Phene 8141
C. M. WEBB
& SONS
122 South Barbfira Street
MOUNT JOY, PA.
ROOFING — SPOUTING
SHEET METAL WORK
ROOF PAINTING
PHONES:
Mt. Joy 117-3 Manheim 22R31
TAT-ANTU
(FORMULA 83)
KILLS RATS FAST
= ® Killing ravs by
tracking means rats die just because
they WALK on TAT-ANTU (Formula
83). Here's how it works: sprinkie
TAT-ANTU in rat burrows or runways.
Rats walk on it. Their feet are irri-
toted. They lick "em. They die in 10
to 24 hours. 7
TAT-ANTU (Formula 83)"
Is so powerful one fick kills rats. Guar.
onteed to kill or your money back.
J.B. Hostetter & Sons
MOUNT JOY, PENNA.
LAST TIMES!
June 13-14
NOTE Shows a 2, 7 and 9 P. Mi
June 16
FEATURES
JUNE 18
Now Open
RISO DISDAIN ARIK GIANNIS
NEW
worn CARNIVAL
Saturday Evening, Jung 14, 1947
8
COMMUNITY PARK NEW. PENNA.
“Frivolities of 1947"
Starring’.
Mac McGuire & His Happy Rangers
Featuring artists prescpted, daily over Station WIF, Philadelphia
“KITTY O'BRIEN=America’s Singing Sweetheart
AL FISHER & ARMEN CAMP—Stars of Davis Records
THE DANCING BYRONS— Terrific Boy and Girl Dancing
Team
GRACIE O'HARA fork City
THE TWO REXF wo Ta Acrobatic Team
¥ RADIO FAME
SEE AND HEAR THESE STARS ©
Park on {Main Street (Route 23) and use Free bus to Carnival
— 1 JOY re
EVENINGS MATINEE
SHOWS AND
7AND 9:00P. M T I T SATURDAYS
SATURDAYS ; i A HOLIDAYS
6-8-10 P.M. 00 P. M,
Mount Joy, Fa. BE ee ee AS,
FRIDAY—SATURDAY, JUNE 13-14
FRANK SINATRA -— KATHRYN GRAYSON
‘It Happened In Brookiyn’
-in-
MONDAY, JUNE 16
GARY COOPER — BARBARA SFANWYCK
‘Meet John Doe”
-_
TUESDAY. JUNE 17 — DOUBLE FEATURE
WILLIAM BOYD -in- “DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND"
—AESO—
ALAN CARNEY ind “GENIUS AT WORK"
WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, JUNE 18-19
ROSALIND RUSSELL — ALEXANDER KNOX
“Sister Kenny
* Season's
Opening x
On the Stage of the Liille Theaire
in the Woods — Weel
Sicating
Thursday, June 12th
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AND HOLLYWOOD PLAYERS
-
Smash §iagefand Screen Comedy Hit
‘Room Servier e
$1.00 Plus Tox
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Stchiman Brothers
&
Dodge & Plymouth
Sales and
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