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SPORTSMEN WILL RAISE fishing trip last week! Ike Morris | PHEASANTS FOR LIBERATION was really miserable but keing a| The Mt. Joy Sportsmen’s Associ- swell sport he alternated between | ation held a meeting Monday eve- “feeding the fish” and fishing. But | ning at the Fire Hall. Twelve mem- don’t you feel bad! Even the most bers were present at the meeting seasoned fishermen can’t take it| and elected Paul Diffenderfer sometimes. chairman of a committee to arrange i$ for a wild life booth for the An- How that Strasburg fella rates | ual Mt. Joy Community Exhibit to this column every week I don’t | be held sometime in October. know, but here he is again. Now | At the meeting the game coms it's fish instead of dogs. ort reported that 300 one-day he too was on this fishing trip and | old pheasant chicks had been re- the only way they could keep him | ceived and stated that the pheas- in his room, so the rest of the party | ants would be raised on the farm could get some sleep, was to lock | of Charles Bailey, Mt. Joy Rl and the decor, so Clayt who shared his | would be liberated whery grown. room, did just that and threw the | tenet Wifes key under the bed. Murphey CGMPANY WINS crawled under to retrieve it, bash- | pyre HALF CHAMPIONSHIP ed his head against the crockery In a softball game played on the and _erawled ou; aI He | park diamond, Tuesday evening, the | didn’t think those things were used | Fire Company defeated the Legion ghymore. |7 to 2. A home run in the fifth in- amazed. | ring with two on by “Junior” Wal- eating up the game for the I could fill this entire on that one trip, but I won't. There | iio till seems to be some questi | Lesionulves, sull s s to 2. 8 e stion & vo iy : 1 oh as By winning this playoff game, the to the were bonitas | .__ |Firemen are now first half champs. for our guess and darn good eating. | ters, broke catch—they |MT. JOY TENNIS CLUB A local ex-GI is attending sum~ S FF \ "ROWN mer scnool and when he was home AIMS FOR NET CRO the weekend ma asked With only one mere week of play bs | . . a him what kind of person his rcom- | remanining the Mount Joy Tennis ; ee hr 1 C ontinues ld a narrow mate was. Her son replied: “Moth- Club continues to hold a margin in the hot Inter-County Tennis League race for first place. over his er, I can give you a very good idea. | [tew (M) 6-2, 6-2. Leicht (MJ) Prepairing For A Town Bowling League IFN | The town Bowling League will | begin the 1946-47 season on Mon- | day evening, Aug. 26th at 7:00 p.m. Following are the captains and | the teams they have chosen. No. 1 - Tronio, Capt.; Decker, | Greiner, Hallgren, H. Brown and | Frey. [ No. 2 - F. Alwine Capt.; L. Heck, | Scopy, Fackler, F. Good, Boozer. | No. 3 - M. Good Capt.; B. Gar- | man, Dougherty, Railing, Herr, E.| Brown. No. 4 - Shonk Capt.; Spangler, Sheetz, Germer, Reinhold, Eshle- | man, [ No. 5 - J. Barnhart Capt.; Funk, | Grove, Peifer, E. Myers, Anderson. | No. 6 - Bennett Capt.; Kreider, | Hipple, A. Myers, Packer, R. Pen- | nell. No. 7 - E. Kuhn Capt.; R. Heck, | Mumma, Kulp, J. i Brown. Pennell, R. | No. 8 - R. Schneider Capt.; | Young, Hostetter, Buck, J. | Mateer. | OC eee. | MOUNT JOY NETSTERS | TROUNCE MANHEIM 9 TO 0 The Mount Joy tennis team rolled up another victory in the Inter- County Tennis League last Satur- day afternoon when they defeated Manheim 9-0. SEN SINGLES: F. Zink (MJ) defeated J. Fellenbaum (M) 7-5, 6-3. Crider | (MJ) defeated Young (M) 7-5, 8-6. Stetson (MJ) defeated Stern (M) 7-5, 8-6. Divet (MJ) defeated Ret- | de- | feated R. Diehl 6-4, 6-1. DOUBLES: Crider and Stetson (MJ) defeated Fellenbaum and! Young (M) 6-0, 6-0. Leicht and Divet (MJ) defeated Carper. and | Fry (M) 6-2, 6-4. Zink and Germer | (MJ) defeated Stern and Diehl (M) 6-4, 7-5. ; Last Thursday night he barked | his shins on a chair, and said: ‘Oh, | Z : sie : | STANDING OF TEAMS the perversity of inanimate ob- | Tao Y o 842 jects’. You know what I'd of said!” | Noun oy 2 hh 15 5d .ancaster hb Te i 33 32 508 An uptown man walked jauntly | Marien x 51 | arris oe or . downtown when it was so cool the | York Ri ow, 29 280 ‘cther morning and exclaimed: “Oh! ; dl ue > 7 56 ul 1 feel like a two year old.” His | ... companion, who didn't share his | DUCK HUNTING SEASON | i x ~ “4 ~ exuberance, asked: “Horse or egg?” AND LIMIT REDUCED eer The R ap but | With the wild duck population Why cud he have to soy alr | reduced to “a dangerous level” ne the wovernment Thursday limited] Some Manheim fellows bought | 1 government Thursday limi | the 1946 hunting season to 45 days, [the daily bag limit to seven and | | the pessession limit to 14. | . his with 80-day | is unsafe. I then asked what pre- I 3 Yi : : bunting last year, with a| cautions they take it and | div 1 of 10 ad with a) : ’ a: aily bag limit o 8 a | he explained: “Well, first we filter | aly vag y | a mountain camp and the one fel- la told me they } trouble and that is that the water wve only one compares an . season against | possession limit of 20. Then we add just to it. Then we Loil it. chemicals to it and play safe, we drink beer.” The hunting season runs from | Oct. 5 to NOV. 18 in the northern zone; from Oct. 26 to Dec. 9 in the | intermediate zone, from Nov. 26 to | then An Fast Main streeter was nar- | . vati } 1 H he I Jan. 6 in the southern zone. | ating the close call he had last --- Gr night when he woke up in the wee i : : | g pe lu : Trouble is that too many child- | small hours and saw something | : : | : : ts : ren regard the family ice box as white in his room. He said he i; : | : : their local filling station. | grabbed his gun and shot it and nmi when he put on the lights he dis- . on sh ids kis | A man doesn’t usually start to covered he had shot his white |. hi : enti} hirt. The fell fe told said: "i protect his hair until he hasn't | shirt, 1he fellow he told said: “I : , | encugh left on his head to protect. | don’t see what was such a narrow | et { that.” And the man explained: “Well, for heavens sake, escape about > | ape ¢ Too many women’s hats looked | like a tossed salad, says a local | suppose J foro y take . | Suppo Id forgotten to take off subscriber, my shirt last night, I'd have been | - co shot.” | Everybody reads newspapers bul | NOT everybody reads circular ad- fobs w in Tone] Met a Donegal St. lady in Lan | vertising left on their door step. caster going round in a revolving | e—r—— rer eee | door. When she went rcund sev- | marked: “What part of the cow | erzl times I pulled her out and | do the chops come from?” The | asked her what the trouble was, other girl asked: “Don’t you | and she answered: “Bless me if I| know?” And the first replied: “Do | you?” To which the second inquir- “Didn't you ever hear of a cow Before | if I or coming out, so I just kept go- | ing around until I could make up can remember going in was ed: licking it’s chops?” - - = my mind.” - - - Well, that’s al- they asked me any questions, 1 right if you have nothing better left. | to do. | | { When a local parent was told Then there was the bewildered | by his college student son, that rural resident who looked into chemistry they are looking for | his hair brush and said: “Guess 1|a universal solvent the parent as- | | ked: “What is that?” The student | explained: “A liquid that will dis- There's a lady in Florin who | sclve anything.” “That's a great has three pairs of eye glasses. One | idea,” agreed pa, “but when | you find it what are you going to keep it in?” - - - He would think | of that. need a shave.” his is for long sight, one peir is for near sight and the third pair is to | look for the other She uses the third pair most. two. Have a nice time at the picnic On a radio quiz program the! and save a hard boiled egg for me. other night* the master of Cere- | A WISE OWL | monies asked a young boy “Who is the speaker of the ‘House?’ The youth unhesitatingly replied: “Mot- her,” We Want News! This is vacation time! When you go places for a day, the Down in the Acme this morning weekend or longer, or if you have company, drop us a card or call 41J and tell us about it. — — — That’s news! two little girls were standing at the meat counter while the butch- er got their order ready. One re- 3 Z BURTON WILLIAMS / ~ Farm Shop Pays Its Way WELL equipped farm shop is the best answer for keeping farm machinery in operating con- dition. It is essential to keep build- | ings, your home and other equip- ment in good repair. The shop need not be expensive or elaborate, but | it should be orderly and systematic. Location of the shop will largely depend upon the layout of other buildings within the farmstead ar- rangement. The shop should be con- | venient for servicing machinery after it is brought in from the | fields. «| TRACTOR BENCH & 4 : § REPAIR SPACE vise DOORS MAY BE ° HINGED, ROLLING 3 | OR OVERHEAD layout for Garage-Shop If you have electricity available on the farm, the shop should be wired. Good lights will offer en- couragement to <>» work on dark and rainy days when cutside work can’t be done. A warm shop in the winter is an- other desirable feature. It can be obtained by lining the interior with asbestos cement board and includ- ing a stove in the shop’s equipment. | Asbestos cement siding will add | lasting qualities to terior surface of the shop builumng. —— U. S. NAVY RECRUITING SUB- | POST OFFICE BUILDING LANCASTER, PA. The Navy Departent has just issued an announcement that au- thority is hereby granted to re- enlist Waves in Class V-10 of the Naval Reserve for INACTIVE DUTY, according to Chief Electri- cian’'s Mate, E. C. Miner, Recruiter | in Charge of the Navy Recruiting | Station in Lancaster, Pa. Women between the ages of 20 and 64 years who served on AC- TIVE DUTY during World War II and who were discharged under HONORABLE CONDITIONS may be reenlisted without physical ex- amination, at the rate held at the time of discharge into the Class V-10 USNR for INACTIVE DUTY. The term for the duration of wal of enlistment is the present (emergency) and six months there- after or until such time as the Con- gress by concurrent the President by proclamation may designate. In time of peace Naval Rese Personnel INACTIVE DU may be discharged upon own re- quest. resolution or rve r on TY Further details may be procurred at your nearest NAVY RECRUIT- ING STATION, Post Office Build- ! ing, Lancaster, Pa. | Millersville | monthly meeting at | jk GLO" | | § NEWTOWN Mr. and Mrs. John Fogie of Mountville, Mr. and Mrs. Claude Rigle of Mt. Joy, Minnie Geltmach- and Mrs. Earl Geltmacher of Kinderhook and Mrs. Susan Haines visited Mrs. Fogie and Mr. and Mrs. Harry Fogie on Sunday. Harry Floyd was badly burned about the face arms and shoulders while working at his shop on Mon- er Susan | day. Mrs. Ira Keller and Mrs. Arcn Zeamer of Kinderhook visited Mr. | and Mrs, Walter Mahan. John Geltmacher went on a flsh- ing trip to Indian River over the | weekend. Mr. and Mrs. Harry Geltmach- | er were Sunday dinner guests of Mr. Mrs. Witmer, visited Daniel Geltmacher on Sun- day. Mrs. and Irvin also Paul Myers and son Mer- vin and daughter Doris of Lancas- | ter visited Mrs. and Mrs. Irvin Wilbert Witmer Witmer on Thurs- Mrs. Daniel Oliver Greenawalt Mt. Joy on Sunday. visited and Moore Mrs. | family at | Mrs. Abram Gamber, Minnie and Howard Gamber visited Mr. and Mrs. Hauser at Middle- town on Sunday. Russell Mr. and Mrs. Mark Winters and | Mr. heim and Mrs. Guy Winters of Man- visited Mr. and Mrs. Abram Gamber on Sunday. Mrs. Victor Snyder, Mis. Jacob McGongial ard Mrs. Edward Isler | spent Sat. evening at Williams | Grove Park. Mr. and Mrs. Victor visited Mr. and Mrs. Edward Isler of Eliza- | bethtown on Sunday evening. Mr. and Mis. Edward turned home from Isler re- their vacation lo Montery Minn. on Thursday. Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Koser and | daughter of Mt. Joy, Mr. and Mrs. | | Carl Gamber and family of Iron- | ville, Mr. and Mrs. Daniel Gelt- macher, Mr. and Mrs. Peter Jacobs | and family, Mr. and Mrs. Andrew Jacoks ber and Miss Louise Hershey of Mr. and Robert Frank and family on Sun- day. Mrs. visited Paul Myers of Kinderhook | visited Mr. and Mrs. Harry Weager on Monday Mr. visited evening. and Mrs, Mr. and Mrs. Marvin Gar- ner of Mt. Joy R1 on Sunday. T au . uesday evening, The ladies aid held their regular the . home of Mrs. Harry Weaver. HOW ARE YOU DON'T AIT 1 BRING T SHOES 1 0 LONG. City Shoe\Bépairing Co. | —_— _ Everyhody, 30 SOUTH QUEEN STREET LANCASTER, PENNA. Lid PRAT YOUR NEXT CAR SERA These are the benefits you wils enjoy: Economy—the cost is low; personal service — you deal, with people you know; local insurancd—you can place your — wherever you can ght of best all-around deal. Com¢ in and arrange a Bank Auto Loan here with us. The Union National Mount Joy Bank MOUNT JOY, PA. Federal Depesit Insurance Corporation Member of Salunga Mr. Ray Gam- | Mus. | Daniel Geltmacher | Mr. and Mrs. Leverne Lucas of Columbia and Mr. and Mrs. Jacob Erb of Columbia Rl visited Mr. | { and Mrs. Daniel Geltmacher on | REG’LAR FELLERS ITS ODD THAT PINREAD HASN'T COME. BACK FROM THE DENTISTS HE COMES / NOW, MOM - - - Ting a OH, THE > Ung Al POOR. CHILD! Ting Sal IT MUST > CS HAVE BEEN “~~ A DREADFUL 50 NICE OF YOU | HAD HE WON'T LET PRE | ree) ( TO COME. )i . WITH HIM! Fi : : — A i LN \ | 2: . x . * mmm r = a i 2 = i X 2 os 2 2 A | reve, oF 4 i (eae Zr e Landscape Service o ® PLANTING 1rees, Shrubs, Lvergreens, Perennials ® TRIMMING Shrubs, & Evergreens ® FERTILIZING—Lawus, Trees, Shrubs, & Evergreens TREE SURGERY Cavities & Tree Ingury WEED ERADICATION—In Lawns Let Us Know Your Problem and We'll Talk It Over Jonson aa TREE [XPERTS LONGENECKER ROAD, MOUNT JOY, PA. PHONE 305-K Stauffer’s Quarries L. ]. SMITH, PROPRIETOR TELEPHONE 308 Flue Lining = Steel Sash Howell Overhead Garage Doors Carnival Maytown School Grounds Machine Operators Blenders For Card Strippers For Wanted MEN and BOYS For Picker Card Room Apply George Brown’s Sons, Inc. Mount Joy, Pa. SATURDAY, AUGUST 24, 1946 Afternoon & Evening ~ Rain or Shine 3 » + Supper Served Bail Game | i 3:00p.m | Fey By hd GAMES — MUSIC AMUSEMENTS ENTERTAINMENT From 4:00 p. m. SPONSORED BY MAYTOWN FIRE COMPANY Card Room Room i Everywhere, Reads The Bulletin MARIETTA THEATRE Cool - Clean - Attractive — Two Shows Nightly, 7 and 9 THURSDAY, AUGUST 15 — LAST TIMES TONIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE “Throw A Saddle on a Star” “The Red Dragon” FRIDAY & SATURDAY, AUGUST 16-17 Kathryn Grayson June Aflyson—Jimmy Durante "TWO SISTERS FROM BOSTON" MON. & TUES., AUG. 19-2 | WED. & THUR.. 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