4—The Bulletin, Mt. Joy, Pa., Thursday, May 9, 1946

Section B
WL LAFFS| mum 5 1 1
East Hempfield ...... $ 2 18
Ee — Elizabethtown 6 2 150
== Lilie... & 3 . Lov
. Mt. Jovy ............ 4 4 500
Manheim Boro ..--.. 4 4 500
| Bast Donegal ....... 2 6 250
& Marietta ............ 0 9 000

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MOUNT JOY HIGH EASILY
DEFEATED MARIETTA HIGH
With ten solid hits, some for ex-
tra bases, behind the 5-hit pitching
of Fry, Mount Joy High scored an
easy victory over Marietta Tuesday.
THE LOW DOWN

HICKORY GROVE
This Mr. Porter fellow who is
now a big snort in OPA and doing
his best to prove that he is indispen-
sable—he says the U. S. A. would
go to the dogs if his big stick is
whittled down, by even a shaving.
Says it would cost the people two
billion in higher prices per annum
—that is 2000 million. But you
know, there is one thing that you
can say for the gents—he is the first
guy in a Govt. job who has said that

—BY—
A WISE OWL
A few days ago one of my chil-
dren asked me what was my great
ambition when I was a boy. T told
her it was “to wear long pants” and
she said: “Well you got it. I don’t
know any man in Mount Joy who
wears his pants longer than you do,
and particularly these past four
years.” She's right, too.

I still can’t see why so many peo-
ple insist on building houses when
it’s still so tough to get materials,
Talked to one fellow who bought
some beaver board that was so new
the beavers were still in it. To be
good, lumber should be seasoned. I
guess I shouldnt have said that
either or one of these greenhorns
will put salt, pepper, catsup, etc,. on
it and wonder what it’s all about.
T've been trying to buy knotty
gine to finish: a room and the other
day I ordered some and was most
astonished when a loaded truck
pulled up that afternoon. When
they started to unload I saw it was
not knotty pine and I complained
to the driver. He said: “Now, don't
get so excited! We didn't have knot-
ty pine in stock, so the boss sent you
regular pine and a sailor's manual
on knot-tying.” — — — — — Did
you ever try to tie knots in a piece
board? ————Well, don’t!

Couple high school boys parked
their jalopy in front of our office
and when they tried to start it, it
coughed—sneezed and coughed a-
gain. Thinking I was smart I re-
marked: “The way that things
coughs and wheezes it must be
catching cold.” And the owner said:
“Yeah, I'm afraid so. I'll have to
buy it a muffler’ '— — — — Why
don’t I keep my big mouth shut?
I should know better, for not ten
minutes before that I had asked
what kind of car and the
back seat driver informed me it was
a six-cylinder Fallapart.

it was,
Folks up around Buck Ridge tell
us of an old codger who lost his wif’
and about three weeks later married
a young and giddy girl. The neigh-
bors who had a very high regard for
the first wife were indignant
and turned out in force on the night
of the wedding with horns, tin pans
and other means of making noise.
After an hour or more of rough-
housing around the outside of the
house, the old man appeared on the
porch and gesturing for silence, said
“It's a shame for young {olks like
you to make such a racket round
here so soon after a funeral. — — —
Yessir, it’s always the young folks
that’s wrong—————Oh, yeah?
Big American families are won-
derful but when they get this big
someone should take account of
stock. I was in a nearby towm
and saw a little shaver I knew and
said: “Well, sonny, how's your new
baby sister, Nora?” The little fellow
smiled and explained: “Wal, since I
saw last week, Ma and Pa
changed her name to Mary. Seems
they checked up on wus kids and
found out they had a Nora.” — —
— — See what I mean?

you
Took a fellow along to the wrest-
ling matches at Camden and he had
never been there before. Hoping to
impress upon him that the matches
were no set-ups I said: “You'll see
more excitement and real fighting |
here tonight than you ever saw be-
fore for two dollars.” He gave me a
most discouraged look and replied:
“You don't know what I go through
and I only paid two dollars for my
marriage license.” — — — — — —
I could be wrong! .
Score: 2000 million really amounts to any-
Mav fetta r h ° 2 | thing, and is not just chaff.
Kreider Gian 21 Y 1) & 1 rm my pencil through the
Davis 1 4 2 sharpener and put down the figures
Kraus 0 1 5. 2}, what it is now costing us to keep
Hut'n bo... g. 1 4 1),ur 2 million extra folks on the
Shel'r *8 0 2 2 Gov payroll to watch out for us,
Haines If ......... 0 0 0 0,14 the answer is 5 billion per an-
Moyer rf ........ 0 0 0 0, nm 5000 milion. Soif we would
Rapp of .......... 0 8 1 0 up and scuttle OPA and 100 other
McL'n 2b --...... 0 0 1 1 outfits—and tear down the buildings
where they been roosting, so they
Totals .......... 3 5 B 9 no place to sneak back into—
Mount Joy r h 0 a we could pay out 2 billion in higher
Frey p vcore... 3 1 0 3|prices and on top of same, save 3
Creider 3b --...... 1 1 3 2|pillion bucks. And that amount
Zerphey 1b ....-.-' 0 2 5 0|would mean a hall dozen pairs of
Myers cf ......... 0 0 0 O0fshorts for every man and 2 or 3
Brown 2b ........ 1 2 2 0|girdles for the little woman. All
Piersol c ......... 2 1 5 1free. And the chances of getting
Conner ss 1 1 0 0|same, would be better versus like
Hallgren rf ...... 1 1 1 0inow by standing in line and be luc-
Shupp i ........ 1 1 2 0fky if you get one pound of margar-
NY {ine
Totals ......... 0: 10 18 6 Yours with the low down,
MOUNT JOY ....--... 120 223—10 FINKELSTEIN
MARIFITA ........... 002 010— 3 rr eG Ae
MOUNT JOY FIREMEN
PLAN SOFTBALL TEAM
James Pennell, Richard Divet, and
John J. Schroll, were named a com-
mittee to purchase equipment for a
softball team which the Friendship
Fire Company, No. 1, is sponsoring
in the town league. The action was
taken at the regular meeting of the
company Thursday evening.
The revised by-laws were read
and adopted. There were 19 new
members accepted. Robert Kunkle
was elected trustee for the balance
of this year.
Roy Eshelman will represent the
company at a meeting of the bor-
ough council and all local organiza-
tions to plan for Homecoming cele-
bration.
It was announced that the Leb-
Game called end of sixth, rain.
Errors—Kreider, Kraus 2, McLain
Myers. Three base hits—Piersol.
Two base hits—Zerphey, Kraus,
Double plays—Frey, Creider, Zer-
phey. Left on bases—Marietta 9.
Mt. Joy 6. Base on balls—off: Shel-
lenberger 4, Frey 8, Struck out, by
Shellenberger 4, Frey 8, Hits off
Shellenberger in 5 1-3 innings 8;
off Kraus in 2-3 inhings 2. Hit by
pitcher, by Frey, (Shellenberger).
Umpire—Libhart. Time of Game—
1:40.

MOUNT JOY HIGH
LOSES TO ELIZABETHTOWN
A big sixth inning scoring five
runs defeated Mount Joy High by a
5 to 1 score. The losers outhit Eli-
zabethtown 5-4. Score:
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NERVE OF |
STANDIN

MOUNT JOY HI TENNIS TEAM
DEFEATS MANHEIM TWP.
The Mount Joy High school ten-
nis team defeated Manheim Town-
ship, 5 to 1, in a match Monday af-
ternoon here.
The results:
Piersol, (MJ) defeated R. Herr
(MT) 6-2, 6-2; J. Hollinger, (MT),
defeated John Crider, (MJ) 7-5, 6-3;
Bates, (MJ) defeated Brader, (MT),
6-4, 6-2; Zink, (MJ) defeated Nick,
(MT), 6-4,6-4.
Piersol and Crider defeated Herr
and Brader, 6-0, 6-2; Bates and
Carter defeated Hollinger and Nick,
4-5, 6-2, 6-2.
HOW ARE YO

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LANCASTER, PENNA.
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CALL AT
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MOUNT JOY, PA.
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Mt. Joy r h o American Legion Drum and
Frey ss .......... 0 0 0 2ipygle Corps will lead the Mount .
Creider 3b ..--.... 0 0 1 0)Joy company parade in the Fire= 0 l M
Zerphey 1b ....... 1 1 0 0 men’s Parade at Columbia June 1. ua ity eats
Myers p .......... 0 2 10 11| John Schroll, fire chief, reported ALSO
Piersol ¢ ......... 0 0 10 0|five calls in April. Chief hoseman,
Carter of ...-..... 0 0 0 0 | James Pennell reported receiving
Shupp If .......... 0 0 a 01100 feet of hose. Donations, services |
Brown If ......... 0 2 0 1|and rentals were received in the |
R. Halgren rf .... 0 0 0 0 | amount of $176.50 for April. County |
aStoler ..--....... 0 Oo 0 0 and state dues were ordered paid.
bConner .......... 0 0 0 0 | eM
Max ............ 9:0 9 lg [Hi H Id |
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I RA 5 zu 5 ast Donega | he |
Elizabethtown r h 0 a| ir a Q |
Reider Iv. ..... 0 0 4 0 | an Raymon ood. e ueen, | *
inl xs iy 0 1 1 | elected by student vote was Betty Electric e n
Brandt i Sa 0 0 2 o | Arndt, of the Senior Class. She is | and Gas g
Fshlemanc ...... 1 1 12 o | the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Eli Also Specialize On
Shirk 2b. ...... 1 1 0 o Arndt, of Florin and is a scholastic! FARM MA NE WELDING
Kauffmap 3b... 0 1 2 1 | honor student. She is also class IPMENT
Charla of ........ © 0 0 osecretary and a member of the Don~ Autom Truck Welding
Hoffman If ....... I 1.0 ofegal-Chapie; of the National Honor | 4 sq R SHARPENING
Good p 1 0 0 2 | Society. She was escorted by Mer- |
» : {vin Hess, also of the Senior Class 5 .
Total 5 4 4 |and she was crowned by Jean Rone Cover elding Shop
MT. JOY ...... - 000 100 0—1 f sek Fionn, who. was loft [vem 4 Delta and Marietta Streets
' I x | Queen.
ETOWN ......... 000 005 0—5 | Queen | MT. JOY, PA. Phone 289
The Senior Chorus will present a |

{sacred concert in the First Metho- |

County League Scores: {5 |
East Hempfield 5, East Donegal 4. dist Church, Lancaster, Sunday eve- |
Manheim 4. Lititz 3. ? jning, May 12. They will be directed
—— ere {by Mr. Eugene Saylor, school mus- |
When in need of Printing. (awy- |ic Supervisor. |
thing) kindly remember the Bulletin | The Donegal Chapter of the Nat- |
{ional Honor Society inducted mem- |
a store, and at the end of five years | pars into the Mount Joy Chapter of
I owned the store.” His son shook |the National Honor Society at Mt. |

his head and said: “It’s no soap, Pop. {Joy, Monday afternoon, May 6. |
You cent do that nowadays. They |Members of the Donegal Chapter |
have cash registers.” | participating were: Betty Arndt, |
{Helen Burkholder, Robert Rowe, |
No folks, Georgie Shatto didn’t | Glenn Hoffman, James Mayer and |
have an attack of St. Vitus at all Wolgemuth. The Donegal |
Dr.H.C.Killheffer
Optgmetrist

MANHEI
163 S. Charl St.
Telephone 13
Mon, & We . 9.5:30
T Fri. S 7-9 P, M,

ELIZABETHTOWN
15 E. High St.
Telephone 24-R
Tues Fri. Sat,
9:30-1:00.2-5 P.M.

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Randler’s Bicycle Shop
Elmer S. Randler, Propr.
FORMERLY AT 12 N. MARKET STREET, MOUNT JOY, PENNA.
NOW LOCATED AT
‘Main St., FLORIN
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A SHARE OF YOUR PATRONAGE APPRECIATED

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that he walked so funny from the | Chapter is sponsored by Mr. Robert |
post office to the fire house the |y Duffy, of the High School Facul- |
other day. He had his trousers al- |{y
tered and the tailor forgot to take |
the pins out of the seat.
The regular monthly meeting of
| the East Donegal Scheol Board will
————— |be held Friday evening, May 10 in |
If any of you folks heard the Air |the high school library. The 1046-47
raid siren at the Fire House blow Budget is scheduled for adoption at |
on Wednesday night, you better | his meeting.
ask “Bicycle Mike” . He can ex- |
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The other night my daughter was | The fish committee of the Mount |
introduced to a boy via telephone. |Joy Sportsmen's Association re- |
After the conversation ended, I ask- | ceived a consignment of catfish here H
ed: “What dees this new boy look | Saturday which were immediately
like?” She answered: “I really don’t | placed in local streams.
know, I've never seen him. But, he | 1000 were placed at nearby points
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1600 CATFISH HERE SATURDAY | |

B. TITUS RUTT
166 New Haven St.
MOUNT JOY, PA.

Did you ever wonder why your
clock looks so bored? Well I can tell |
you! It's the result of having time
on its hands for too many years.
A father was giving his no ac-
count son a verbal thrashing when |
must be real tall because he has a |in the Big Chickies and 600 in the |
high pitched voice. — — She's no |Little Chickies. The fish ranged |
relation to Dumb Dora, really she’s |from 6 to 18 inches in size.
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Everybody reads newspapers but |
Each week I get worse. Got any | NOT everybody reads circular ade |
he scolded: “Why don’t you get out suggestions? — — O. K. Keep ‘em | vertising left on their door step.
and find a job? When I was your
age I was working for $3 a week in |

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