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January 3 1946
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A WISE OWL
Well Si I'm off to a bad start |
in 1946.
Year's eve laffs bat why should I |
tell tales and get a lot of my
friends in Dutch?
Somebody pulled the
one of cur gates and threw them
all over the place. I wonder if the
young chap who did it doesn’t like
me? The funny part of it was I
was watching him from the inside
at 3:30 a. m. and he didn't even
know it. Good that his buddies
came along and took him in charge
as he just insisted on taking sone
of the bulbs off a Christmas tice.
If the fellow wants to replace the
= palings on our gate we will
kim a"hammer and nails.
give
Did you ever buy a stuffed ba-
nana? Neither did I, but the Sloan
crowd tells me Jeannette got
with the shell put back in place
and held there with Scotch tape. I
don’t believe they'd make very good
banana splits.
one
A little shaver went to the den-
tist te have a tooth filled and when
the déntist asked: “What kind of
#3 filling'do you want?” The boy an-
swered “Chocolate.”
Did you read the account of an
accident which read: ‘““The operator
be of the car, charged with drunken
' driving, crashed into Mrs. Jones’
rear end which was sticking out
into the road?”
Now I've heard everything. One
of odr luscious gals came flying up
OWL LAFES!
I'm late writing this col- |
umn and I'm not up to par. Course |
I could fill three columns with New |
palings off |
| tion,
and the
preachin’
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(The Low Down
From Hickory Grove Ch
Once
little oftener, I
Delivery letter—or
And every
self,
tates me
been hiked to 16 cents
the regu
the spec
altogether.
33 perce
be agair
flation, t
postage.
But
where a
sell
in cars,
asked 18 per cent more.
said
And the
driver's
ket.
to
And to add in
| delivery
came vi
plain
! speed.
the pike in a car on Sunday and
when i; patrolman stopped
her and asked: “What'ya mean go-
motor |
?” And |
|
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in’ sixty-two miles an hour?
the pretty thing replied: “My
brakes don’t work and I was
ing to get home before I had an ac-
cident.”
hurry-
They say the new 1946 cars
have just about everything but in |
my estimation, Letter
are built, the rear seat driver
be enclosed in a sound proof case
autos
when
will
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A lo- |
Now just one more on cars. {
recently |
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cal lady served jury duty
and she told me that when the case |
of one young lady was being heard |
she explained: “I was not going 50 |
miles an hour—not twenty nor even
ten—in fact when the officer
up I was almost at a standstill. The
came
Judge swallowed a grin and ex-
claimed: “I must stop this or you
will be backing into something
Twenty-five dollars fine.”
I know its pretty tough to get|
service in restaurants today
really laughed at a fellow who we
into. a combination drug store ar
restaurant and ordered
crackers because he
much time. After forty-five
utes his patience was rewarded and
he told the waitress he'd like to!
add a chocolate milk to his order. |
Just as she went to leave he said:
“And while you're away, would you
mind dropping me a postal ecard ev-
ery now ang then so I'l know if it's
worthwhile waiting,
but I]
eese a
didn’t have
min-
i 2 1. can’t furlough
Kraus,”
nant during the last days of
Reich, “but maybe we can
thru your home town.”
give ‘wou a
said the German oberleut- |
the
A West Main St. hubby
whenever his spouse needs
money she calls him “handsome” — |
“Hand some over!” |
says |
some
cold lately and feeling quite poetic |
he came forth with this—
I sneezed a sneeze into the air:
It fell to
the New
Our office devil has had quite al help at all, so you ju
flation-
Einstein,
Yours With the I
Originally
from the
islands,
Spain a
tory. H
native population
colonies,
and the
Spain I
islands
ousted t
order fo
to
forces 1
and pir
home re
tug-of-w
settlement
of troop
became
crown
rights g
etors. A
was thr
landing
island)
the New
Just a
Ecuador
balsam
product
vadoreans
ion is n¢
appellat
ask, ‘‘shc
grows
known tc
Peru?”
was giver
tation
retreat | says:
I know
Boy,
i 1
the guy who
ground I know not six times on
hard and old were the Jooks | There I was all snug and snoozing
New !
{ been a nervous wreck ever since.
and that noisy civilian celebrates ;
We have a hunch who it was, so You can tell it's gai i
not Ly the church attendance
ome foith end cafes:
But
some
regular
regain
Wo
Pillag oed W ealth
Of Nazis Piled Up
in a full moon or
will
y Accurate F
Be Made of Total Value
mayhke a striate Lan
Special
get a
send one my-
time I do, it agi-
2 when I see the rate ha pil
o cents foi
stamp and 13 cc
She
So the new rate is up Frannie ot
tar
ial. used to be 2
nt—and we
are supposed
1st higher prices and infla- e hogsheds of pearls, £7
right in our own
govt, where most of
is coming from about in-
hey go to work and ups the
week, I was readin
company
last
n oil
aviation g
and being a st
brother, “no sale”
still
em,
OPA
seat, the gus is
being in ti arate deposits | y y
off the mar Nazis and une
sult the |
16-cent letter we
a the regular route—just | hid
Hickory 3
Anybedy under:
the OPA
almost.
or they ar an te
or
Embattled Islands
aborigines occu
the Bah:
t the be
aving
the Spani
Eng
lish moved
ter
by ri
he English
lowed — il
their {oot
making an
me
gardless
var. In 17
took
ates
s, and in 1787
ession of
a Poss
through
ranted the
s every scl
ough the
on San W
that Columbus first enter
purch
old lords j
Salv
v World.
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Wrong Title Pe aa !
s Panama-l Eh)
and
of Per
of El §
shoul
ould the resin of
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some
ut now is dead,
I found a bachelor
kdack-eyed Susan's bed.
uld we ever like to catcl
shot off a pump
known as the Luca y is
Ye
fa A ANS WW
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difference be-
id and boric
it take to
earth to the
100 miles
ur, something over 400
the hardest
of jewels?
e hardest,
the
I pigmies living
The African
U. 8S. Government
th
pay Ci ivil War pensions?
as of last Ss ptember
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FOR MEN NOW
Men now in the Army who re-
enlist before February 1 will
be reenlisted in their present
grade. Men honorably dis-
charged can reenlist within 20
days after discharge in the
grade they held at the time of
discharge, provided they re-
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There's a long list of attractive
reenlistment privileges in the
new Armed Forces Voluntary
Recruitment Act of 1945. The
ability to keep your present
grade is only one of them, but
this privilege expires on
January 31.
There are plenty of other
reasons why many thousands
of men have enlisted, and more
thousands are enlisting every
day. You'll certainly want to
know all of the opportunities
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them carefully, you'll know
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2. Enlistment age from 17 to 34 years
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3. Menreenlisting retain present grades,
if they reenlist within 20 days after
discharge and before February 1, 1946.
4. The best pay scale, medical care,
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history.
5. An increase in the reenlistment
bonus to $50 for each year of active
service since such bonus was last paid,
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pending on length MPa ice, with fur-
lough travel paid to home and return,
for men now in Army who enlist.
7. A 30-day furlough every year at full
pay.
8. Mustering-out pay (based upon
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to reenlist.
Option to retire at half pay for life
Si 20 years’ service increasing to
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10. Benefits under the GI Bill of
Rights.
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