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d—The Bulletin, Mt. Joy, Pa., Wednesday, November 21, 1945 The Low Down

IRONVILLE
The property of Mrs. Mary Rus-
| sell that was offered at public sale
on Saturday afternoon,
| chased by Melvin Von Stettin.

OWL LAFFS
a
spending a furlough with
ents, Mr. and Mrs.
His ship recently docked at Seattle,
his par-
John
Washington and at the expiration of
his leave, he will report to the U. S.
Naval Station at Philadelphia.
Mrs. Christ Kauffman visited Mr.
Mrs. Charles Blottenberger,
Berwyn, Pa. several days last week
The Merry Maids Class of the
U. B. Sunday School was entertain-
Mrs.
and

ed recently by Samuel Stair
Miss Hazel Moore led
the devotions and the business ses-
ter's home.
sion wag in charge of the president,
“Heck” was a- ;
. Mrs. Harold Albright.
wakened in the early hours of dawn{ Christos
a1 - Or hr id es
Gi oF a groans, = party to be held Tuesday, December
artled, she got up anc ’ : .
ted li 5 2 i 2 1 18 at Hershey's Tourist Home, Nt.
started to investigate and soon found : . .
= gate and soo 0 Joy, RD 2, at which time a turkey
the cause of all the commotion— ,.
J dinner will be served and Pollyanna
Heck had fallen out of bad and was) Fue es :
havi trex] ti I names revealed and gifts exchang-
aving trou ng cause :
[ving geil) E UP DECAUSE oq The hostesses served refresh-
of his excess avoirdupois. to. the Elizabeth
Wintermyer, Edna Forrey, Ida
A new bride was all out of dinner Kleiner. Miriam McCune, Helen
menues after her second week of Kauffman, Bertha Haverstick, Ruth
Mumma’s wife 5
Plans were
3 for a Pollyanna
by a
“ughs”.
followng:
housekeeping and her husband Albright, Ruth Musser, Mary Jane
complained so she asked her neigh- gyllivan, Grace Harry, Dorothy
bor: “What do you give your hus- Rydisill, Frances Mowrer and Hazel
band when the dinner does not suit pore.
him?” Her neighbor, married a My, and Mrs. Samuel Stain visited
long time replied: “His coat and yelatives in Philadelphia recently.
hat.” Engle stricken sud-
denly ill on Wednesday, and at pre-
spendthrifts and sent is a patient at the St. Joseph
Forrey was

Most wives are
don’t know the meanng of economy Hosptal.
until they reach birthdays over 40|F 1/c¢ Richard Garber has returned
and then they really economize on from the Pacific area and was dis-
the number of candles they put on charged at Bainkeidge, Md. and
their birthday cake. joined his wife and three children.
Mr. and Mrs. Harry M. Albright,
A Salunga man told his preacher had the pleasure of having their 4
he had nothng to be thankful for on|sons in the service, home this week.
Thanksgiving The clergyman was Chester discharged several
amazed and said: “You Richard is home on a
haven't anything to be thankful vacation from Rosewell, N. M. On
neighbor Han- his way home, while passing through
with
was
say you months ago,
Now, look at
ford, his wife
The thankless gent
soid: “Huh, that don't
good. I still got mine.”
your
just passed away.” Missouri, in an automobile,
grunted and other
no wrecked.
service men, the car was
They had to receive hos-
one
do me
Roy was home
service in the
Marshall, who
pital service.
day
I don’t feel too safe to go out alone! Indian Ocean area.
yet, after the ribbing I gave the was in service in India and China,
hunters last week. I'm afraid one and
or the other will be layin’ for me.— interestng talk in the Sunday School
exper.ences
after seeing
recently discharged, gave an
Ee nice, fellas! on Sunday, reciting
countries and ex-
and;
——— he had in those
The “boys” down at the barker plaining
shop asked Fred Fenstermacher to also describing that
help pick the new wall paper for poverty stricken and that sanitation
the shop. After examining sever- is very bad. Marshall Albright was
al samples he picked out the one he the first boy from the village to cir-
liked best—It was the cover on the cle the globe. He left from San
sample book and not wall paper at Francisco, Calif,, went the
all. I guess it’s only fair to tell Pacific to Australia, then thru the
vou he didn’t have his Ocean into India.
with him. there into China returning
ns home via the Mediterranian Sea and
Went turkey hunting in the back landed at New York City and was
woods of Clinton County and looked discharged at Indiantown Gap re-
up two old whose big en- cently.
tertainment, 50 miles from nowhere, On Nov. 15, Miss Pickering of the
had taken Agricultural extension service visit-
when 1ed the Ironville school, giving a talk
She charts to
difference
how the people live,
they are very
across
spectacles Indian From
and
settlers
was receipe books. 1
them several last year, so
saw them I asked if they had tried on lunches.
any cof the new recipes and he said explain the
used
between a
“nope”. “Too much fancy work, I gocd lunch end a peor one. Miss
guess’, I remarked, and the old Pickering told the boys and girls
coot explained:” Yep, that’s it. that a hot lunch helps you to work
Everyone of them cookery recipes and play better. She said each
begins the same way:— Take a child should have on a quart of milk
settled me.” a day for it is our best food. The
children enjoyed the talk and asked
The first time I ever went to their Miss Pickering to come back. The
clean dish.’—and that
Jack Moore, Gunners Mate, 2/C is
Moore. |
and Mrs. Wilber Rettew, at the lat-|
From Hickory Grove |
What France does should be her |
| own business. But when we
in, and pick up the check, after they
get in a corner and holler for help,
join |
was pur- 1
| we should have a say about further
| help and clamp down now on more
cash and food, etc. if they are de-
termined there to be their own
worst enemy and go ahead being a
socialist = communist outfit. We
better let ’em go—and the next time |
they yelp for assistance, tell them
to come back next year. Like the !
Chinese cook told the panhandler at
the back door. Do you like fish,
said the Chinese. Sure,
guy. Okay then, says Mrr. China-
man, come back Friday.
Most of Europe is in a left-handed |
But we here
we are the champion boob
the |
says
sort of mess. in our
U.S. A.
and sucker.
and get an IOU.
toying with the same kind of Govt. |
that has put Europe on the skids—
we are only a jump ahead with our
We pay the war bills |
And we are even |
100 “Authorities” for this and the |
other thing.
We been listening to too much
damp- behind- the- ears economic
And when socialism
epidemic it sweeps you up whether |
gets |
theory.
you have a one-chair barber shop,
1,000-acre
plumber with only one helper.
Yours with the Tow down,
a
BASKET BALL SCORES
East Hempfield 38, East
or are a farmer, or a |
Cocalico

WOULDN'T IT BE NICE
IF THEY HAD TURNED
ONE FAUCET uP

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7 \ y
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By LEN T The
KLEIS IE

I THINK
POP
LIKE THAT !

IT MAKES ME
VERY HAPPY.
TO GIVE MY
FOLKS MODERN
CONNENIENCES
IN THEIR
OLD AGE:

'S GONNA

La
AUNT SALLY'S KITCHEN
UNPAYS
Sunday, cember 2 1945
12:00 - 4:00
DINNERS ONLY
OPEN §

Starling

, business proposition, and Build-
ots.
PHONE 247M MOUNT JOY
J. STATLER KUHN
REP. OF LEO 1 HAIN REALTOR
33 N. Duke Street, Lancaster, Penna.

20. Rockville Big Five 40, May-
town Big Five 30. I iii, LL — — 118
Marietta High 40, Hallam High |
32. Marietta J-V 54, Hallam J-V a ——
26. EVENINGS J O Y MATINEE
Fast Donegal 40, Paradise 27. SHOWS SATURDAYS
East Donegal J-V, 32, Paradise 17. 7 AND 9:00 P. 4 T nm A T R E AND
Te SATURDAYS HOLIDAYS
were visiting Mr. and Mrs. Jesse moe oi « M.
Heisey of Lancaster over the week- [BR Mount Joy, Pa. A
end.
On Tuesday evening the Women's FRIDAY—SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 23-24
Bible Class will. hold the regular |
monthly meeting, at the home of RUDDY McDOWALL — PRESTON FOSTER -in-
Mrs. Taylor Weaver in Columbia. | J
The Helping Hand Bikle Class, |§ “SON fOF FLICKA”
Mrs. Iona Metzge teacher, will meet | ; J
at the home of Mrs. Jonas Eby on | § 8
Tuesday evenng. ;
On Sunday the regular Christian si ay BF
Endeavor service was held with MONDAY + TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 26-27
} 4
Jonas Eby, president presiding, the |
meeting opened by group singing
led by Ruth Staley, Prayer by Glenn
Kauffman, Lorrane Rettew read the
Mildred and Anna
Mrs.
in- |
scripture lesson.
Siegrist played a piano duet,
Rcbert Shellenberger, gave an
teresting and inspiring talk on in- |
cidents that occured during the raids
on London, during the war, wheie | @
she was living at that time.
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Res.

hut was about ten years ago with sponsors of the Ironville school club
another fellow. One morning nd Mrs. Kramer.
was brushing his teeth with some The president is Richard Humbert
real toothpaste and the one and Bernard Wolgemuth, secretary
old caodger thought he had hydro- Mr. and Mrs. David Mum
phoby and shot him! | ETT
George's next customer
After a Jong days hunt, one of the|“Robin” Fenstermacher
old settlers piled into bed with Georgie worked on him awhile he
shoes, clothes and all on. After a noticed he
while his pal shook him and said: so he asked “Robin” where he
“Get up, you got your - shoes
To which he mumbled:
right, they ain't my good ones.”
he are Miss Leamen

was

and after
hair,
had
had bronze in his
“S’all Robin said nowhere that he knew of
and just about that time Georgie
got a queer look on his face for he

“All that I am I owe to my discovered that the fresh aluminum
mother,” remarked a Senior boy. bronze was on his clippers cause
“Why dont you give your ma 30 the stend on which he keeps them
cents and square the account?” had just been painted.
asked a lowly Freshman, and then
he ran. In health class last week one of
in the Senior girls (7???) was being
Our local blonde pest was gush- measured to see how near perfect
ing all over a returned G I and he she was. The conversation went
she! like this:
was pretty sick of it, so when
“Height?” — “Five feet five.”

said: “It must be wonderful to ke
a parachute jumper. I suppose you “Calf?” — “Fourteen inches”.
have had some terrible experi “Thigh?” — “Twenty-three.”
ences?” Really fed up, the GI an-, “Neck?” — “Yes!” Tsh! Tsh!
swered: “Yes, once I came down
where there was a sign, ‘Keep Off Which reminds me — a gal up-
never been
22f In
make
she has
man and she’s
that’s enough to
town swears
kissed by a
Last week while Georgie Shatto' my opinion
was cutting an army officers hair he any girl swear.
asked him if he had been painting
anywhere. The officer said, no he' Here's
hadn't been, why did he ask, and customer sent us a lengthy news i-
Georgie remarked that his hair W&s tem (to be published gratis), then
all full of aluminum bronze. The on the bottom of it he wrote: “I'd
officer couldn't understand where he send you the $1200 I owe for
had been that was just freshly subscription but I've already sealed
painted, so they forgot about it. the letter.”
the Grass. ”

one for the books! A
Randler’s
Bicycle Shop
ELMER S. RANPLER, Prop.
> 2M
. MOUNT JOY.
ire House)

Bicycle’ Repairing
A v
on. been that there was fresh paint. ACCESSOries & Parts
Baby Cab Tiring
STORE HOURS: 8 a. m. to 8 p. m.

IDA LUPINO — SYDNEY GREENSTREET -in-
“PILLOW TO POST”

WEDNESDAY —— THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 28-29
JENNIFER JONES — WILLIAM EYTHE -in-
“SONG OF BERNADETTE”
TWO SHOWS NIGHTLY 6 & 9 P.M.

Whep the television set you
ks reafly for you, you'l

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"RETURNED VETERANS

A NEW CHAPTER
BEGINS .
Let The Building & Loan
Help Make It a Happy One

ife make sure of your home.

dvice and sincere service which
this organization has given local men and
women has aided them materially in purchas-
ing a home by the B.&L. plan.
May we give this same help to you?
Mount Joy Building
Under Supervision State inking
& Loan Association
Dept.
BOMBERGER, Sec.
GRANT T. GERBERICH, Pres. E. M
R. FELLENBAUM,
HENRY H. EBY, V. Pres. Treas.
DIRECTORS:
HENRY G. CARPENTER R. FELLENBAUM
GRANT GERBERICH ' a CHRIST WALTERS
J. WILLIS FREED ¥ i E. M. BOMBERGER
§
HENRY H. EBY
DR. E. W. NEWCOMER
JOHN M. BOOTH

ly reads circular ad-
on their do
REDDY KILOWATT

77 THE "LIGHT BILL’
CAME TODAY,
Statewide%Sales & Service MY DEAR
Prompt, re: guaranteed |
work. Revers afze calls accept- |
a 701.
& SIGNAL
Columbia, Pa.
HOW ARE YOUR SHOES
DON'T WAIT TOO NG.
CO.

30 SOUTH QUEEM STREET

Pennsylvania Power & Light Company
THATS NOT ALIGHT BILL
YOU HAVE THERE ITS AN
ELECTRIC BILL QUITE FAIR.
CAUSE BURNING LIGHTS EACH
NIGHT FOR YOU IS JUST ONE
OF THE JOBS | DO. THE
COST PER HOUR |S NO MORE
IN FACT ITS LESS THAN
EVER BEFORE!
wi
F NO BOSS, MY WAGE
ARE VERY LOW.
MUCH LOWER THAN
10 YEARS AGO
B71 seems To me Thar)
4 IT IS MORE THAN ]
IT USED TO BE BEFORE

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