d—The Bulletin, Mt. Joy, Pa, Thursday, v October 4, 1945 OWL LAFFS WISE OWL Well, folks, have you picked out your prize pumpkin and cherries to enter in our farm show! next week? Don’t fail to do it cause they're giving away real good American dollars. jar of Helen Dillinger (You know, the gal at the PP&L) is now an author-: ized rcofer.—That is until the union finds out about it. one big trouble. After finished on the roof, she has to call out the Fire Company's Hook and she's Lzdder Department to get her down.-==-- I'll bet you didn’t think we'd hear about that, did you Dinah?? Our good neighbor, Harry, must have gotten up too early on Tues- day morning. He was out in front of the store cust- omary task of swatting flies and, there seemed to be an unusual lot, discovered he was performing his until someone swatting nail heads in the building and not flies. A lady in our block (to the north of our office) was down at Hess’ store last Friday and when I passed, her she was gozing puzzled at the contents of a cellophane Finally she asked: “What's in here?’ chips,” I replied. And then she started to laugh and said: “My bag. gosh, I thought it was dried corn,” and then very hastily she added “Now don’t put this in the Owl that Lafls.”----But you know me, was entirely too good to keep. One of the best excuses for striking your dentist was recently aired in court, when the defendant said he hit him because “the dentist got on his nerves.” Would you like a short tale about our Indan friends? Well, what difference whether you would or not, here it is——— does it make Once upon a time there was an Indian named Big Smoke, employed missionary to his fellow A white man encounter- ed him what he as a Emckes. ing Big Smoke, a: did for a living, ““Umph,” Big Smoke , “Me preach.” “That so?” queried the gent, “and what do you “Me get ten replied the get for preaching?” dollars a year,” Ard the gent exclaimed: “Well, that But the poor make Indian. is pretty d - - - poor pay.” Indian explained: “Me d---- pre --- Doesn't things even? er.” that When a proud new papa appcar- ed at the First National Bank and said:“I want to see about opening an account for the new arrival at How shall we distin- guish it from mine?” Without hezitating, Warren suggested: “Sup- our “ouse. pose we call it the “Fresh Heir Fund?” A smart alec male customer went into Horner's Shoe Stere and askcd: “How much are your four dollar shoes?” Dorothy looked at him square in the and smi.ingly replied: “Two dollars a foot.”’----He was so flabbergasted unexpected that he eye un- by her retort bought a pair. I know a fellow in Harrisburg who took h's No. 3 ration down- icwn to buy a fifth and on the way home saw a pair of shoes he lked £5 went in and bought them. But when he paid for them he told the clerk she'd have to keep them at the store ’til he went home and got his raticn stamp and then he'd pick then up. So he went home and asked his daughter for the ration book and she said: “Where's the book ycu used to buy the fifth?” “Right here in my shirt pocket,” he answered. “Well”, she explained. “your shoe stamp is right in there 100.”----- Boy, did he feel foolish!! Robert. book One of our returned GI's told me this oe? Br Ane | AAA and the other The Low Down From Hickory Grove Everywhere you look, it is the alphabet. If you do not know the outfits all the way down to “and so forth,” and join one of em, you are just a tax- payer--and maybe none too bright. It used to be the Greek letters that counted. Nobody knew what the letters meant, except it was a- nother sorority or something to join and have a skookum time at papa’s expense. dif - use the run at Uncle But it is not much ferent now, the way English for outfits we Sambo’s expense versus papa's ex- pense under the Greeks. There is one outfit we don’t hear about, His ZZ. ZZ zagging, which a lota Bureau Boys are doing, trying to cover their tracks they stay a little longer on the pay roll, and keep their Exempt car. They ride free and the taxpayer walks and mops his brow, and pays the bill. To identify who is a ZZ we much stands for zig SO can exempt, whilst need bigger signs on Exempt cars. We furnish them with free gas--we BOWLING TOWN LEAGUE Bennelt's FG SG TG Tis Seopy 0... 175 127 243 545 Germer ........ 162 161 137 460 Yozel .......... 163 147 136 446 Shonk ......... 170 174 178 522 Bennett ........ 151 148 176 475 Total ......... 821 757 870 2448 Spangler’s FG SG TG Tis Muteer ......... 179 158 179 516 Cassell ......... 189 172 164 52 Kunkle ........ 162 157 119 438 Grove .......... 193 140 206 539 Spangler ....... 1713 172 1711 516 Tots ......... 896 799 938 2534 Tronio’s FG SG TG Tis Mumma ....... 160 182 171 513 Herr ........... 162 152 142 456 Penmell ........ 155 181 178 514 Rahn .......... 177 178 194 549 Fronio .......... 155 152 213 520 Total ......... 809 845 898 2552 Kreider's FG SG TG Tis R. Schneider 176 179 171 526 Telekey ........ 207 164 165 536 Buek 130. 177 158 465 Boozer '......... 198 171 167 536 Kreider ........ 170 193 155 518 Total ......... 881 884 816 2581 Alwine's FG SG TG Tis ........ 139 157 179 475 Peiffer ......... 162 141 160 463 Hostetter ....... 187 138 170 495 Heck .......... 191 210 193 594 Alwine ......... 203 194 155 552 Total ......... 882 840 857 2579 Lewis’ FG SG TG Tis jewis 166 190 171 527 Brown ......... 185 166 149 500 Kramer ........ 169 144 180 493 Good ........... 180 189 164 533 Haas ........... 206 192 184 582 Total ......... 906 881 848 2635 Dougherty’s FG SG TG Tis M Good ....... 137 180 178 495 Tripple 160 166 166 492 Engle .......... 41 137 131 409 D. Garman ..... 157 167 170 494 Dougherty ..... 184 159 204 547 Total -......... 779 809 849 2437 Stuckey's FG SG TG Tis Barnhart ...... . 152 152 167 471 13 159 162 451 Schneider ...... 174 158 197 529 CG. Garman ..... 177 127 200 504 Stuckey ........ 225 184 199 608 Total 858 780 925 2563 H. S. Scopy, 243; H. T. Stucky 665; H. T. S. Stuckey’s, 975; H.T.T. Stuckey’s, 2804. atl rier COMMUNITY EXHIBIT PREMIUM LIST THIS WEEK On pages 5, 6 and 7 of this week's Bulletin we publish the entire pre- mium list of Mt. Joy's Farm Show. Exhibitors will find this an ad- vintage if they do not receive a catalog. tl Everybody in this locality reads The Bulletin—that's why its adver- tisers get such excellent results. tl Qe Stimulate your business by adver- tising in the Bulletin. pcunds at once; I lost another leg in a stiff engagement and am in the hosp’tal without means.” He re- ceived the following reply: My Dear Son: As this is the fourth leg you have (according to your letters), you ought to be accustom- lost littlg, bit as he reccived#itiin ed to it by this time. Try and England—A young officer at the wobble along on any other you may front wrote! home to his father: have left."----Who said those boys NOT everybody reads circular ad- “Dear father: Kindly send me 30 have no sense of humor? ! No Coddling of German Chiefs Former NaziBigwigs Today Little Resemble Super Men of Yesterday. MONDORF, LUXEMBOURG. “We stand for no coddling. These men are in jail,” Col. B. C. Andrus, commanding officer of the battalion that guards the enclosure where the Nazi war criminals are kept, told the Associated Press. Stripped of their plumage and surrounded by barb wire and ma- chine guns, Goering, Von Ribben- trop, Doenitz and 49 other high- ranking Nazis now bear little re- semblance to super men. A tour of the decrepit Palace ho- tel disclosed how one-time mighty Nazis now live. Machine Gun on Guard, Ribbentrop, who was the Nazi for- eign minister, occupied a bare room on the fourth floor. When he gazes out his barred window his view is of a guard on a raised platform with mounted machine gun. He sleeps on a folding canvas cot with straw mattress. There are no mirrors and no electricity. When he shaves, a blade is issued to him But she has' should see what the gents look like, 8nd it is taken away after it has been used. All panes have been removed from the windows and replaced with unbreakable substitutes, in keeping with anti-suicide precautions. Ribbentrop has one extra suit. His room is furnished with a small chair, a toothbrush and an alumi- num drinking cup. Ribbentrop makes his own bed. ““He is sometimes lackadaisical in this respect,” said Capt. Hubert H. Biddle, prison officer, ‘‘and I have had him on the carpet for it several times.” Ribbentrop wore a loose fitting | lumberman’s shirt, without coat or tie. His graying hair was shaggy. He was waiting with Field Marshal Gen. Albert Kesselring for a turn in the barber shop, where a pris- oner of war from a German labor | battalion was the barber. He stood and bowed and waited to be given “at ease” by Colonel Andrus, who | waved his hand. Cut Goering’s Dope. Goering has a larger room across the hall from Ribbentrop. He has a larger chair, too. ‘He is so heavy he broke one chair,” Captain Biddle said. . Goering, who is suffering from an attack of bronchitis, is being given a gradually reduced diet of paraco- deine. When he arrived, said Colo- nel Andrus, he was taking 20 times the normal dosage of the drug. Sgt. Robert Bock, Milwaukee, Wis., described Goering’s reaction to the cut in drug rations: “Yesterday he scowled. He held the pills in his hand, counted them, threw them into his mouth, washed them down with a glass of water and, still scowling, said. ‘Every day they get less and less.’ ”’ Goering is reported shunned by almost everybody despite his fat- man bearing and his bowing and scraping. When Julius Streicher, the Nazis arch anti-Semite, arrived here Ad- miral Doenitz and several other — Germans refused to eat with him, saying they considered him Ger- many’s worst criminal. “I told them they would eat with anybody I chose to place at their table,” Colonel Andrus said. The routine at the Palace hotel is almost identical with that of peni- tentiaries in the United States, with the exception that the only movies are atrocity films and the only amusements walking in the sunlight and conversation, New Rochelle Corrects Old Wrong to Tom Paine NEW ROCHELLE, N.Y.—Thomas Paine, English-born writer and — arch-patriot of the American Revo- lution, has been restored to the U. S. citizenship which this community denied him 139 years ago. > Before Paine’s state, Mayor Stan- ley W. Church in a July 4th cere- mony proclaimed that Mew Ro- chelle’s action in forbidding the author of “Common Sense” and “The Crisis” to vote in a local elec- tion was “‘a grave injustice.” He was not permitted to vote on the grounds that he was not a citi- zen. Paine became unpopular after the Revolution because of his forth- right political and religious views. Congress granted him a farm in New Rochelle where he retired, but attempts were made on his life and the children of New Rochelle pelted him with mud. The crowning indignity came when Paine—automatically a citi- zen because he had fought in the war—was turned away from the polling place. He died here in 1809, shunned and hated. British Shipyards Get Leave to Resume Work LONDON.—The Daily Mail said that the principal British shipyards* have received government permis- sion to resume building ships for pri- vate owners and that they have enough orders on hand to keep them busy for years. The biggest con- tract, which will be placed withi a few weeks, calls for a sis- ter ship to the Mauretania fur the Cunard White Star line. A Everybody reads newspapers but vertising left on their door step. By GENE BYRNES , THREE TIMES EIGHT, 1S TWENNY-FOUR. AN’ TWO IS TWENNY =S|X! FOUR TIMES FOUR. 1S" | SIXTEEN AN' ONE IS SEVENTEEN! PHOOEY! THESE EXAMPLES ARE. GETTIN' HARDER AN HARDER. EVERY DAY! IRONVILLE [Mortuary The Merry Maids class of «Record In | United Brethern Sunday School met recently at the home of Mrs. Gor- Mummaw. The Haverstick, led the During the business ses- elected for the don Bertha votions. sion, officers de- were ensung year: bright; Vice President, Ida Kliener; Secretary, Loraine Rettew; Treas., | enty-five, died at the home of her Grace Harry; Collector, Dorothy pbyother, Isaiah R. Sumpman, 111 E. com- St., this boro, Saturday, at Flower- 8.10 a. m. Ruth Musser and Janet Arnold and | She was the daughter of the late and Barney and Laura Resh Sumpman, and a member Presbyterian Church, of Lancaster, Surviving are two brothers, Amos, of Sporting Hill, and Isaiah, with whom she resided. Rudisill; and the following mittees were appointed: Gift - Thelma Montgomery Bertha Haverstick. The served refreshments to the follow- ling: Miriam Snyder, Grace Harry, Reba Roberts, Thelma Montgomery, hostess Ida Kleiner, Loraine Rettew, Frances Mowrer, Helen Kauffman, Ruth Albright, Hazel Moore, Miriam McCune, Mary Jane Sulli- van, Dorothy Rudisill and Bertha Haverstick. On Monday evening ai 7:45 p. m., | the teachers and officers of the U.B. Sunday School will meet in the church and plan a program for the conference year. he children of the Ironville sec- ondary school, grades fifth, sixth, seventh and eighth, have formed a school club. The President is | Richard Humbert; Vice President, | Raymond Frey; Secretary, Mildred and Treasurer, John The children have de- purchase a world globe. decided to aside a sympathy cards to A meeting is weeks. If may be The Mummaw; | Rhoads. | cided to They also fund to buy | send to sick friends. three set i held once every necessary special meetings called by the President. teacher iz Frances Kramer. | John Kauffman, A/S, U.S. stationed at Bainbridge, Md. is en- joying a furlough with his wife and Navy, son, Ray. Promotion day was held in the Ironville U. B. Sunday School on Sunday when the following scholars Bible and intermediate with a the young Anna Wagner, Eve- Kemm>ch, Robert Kenneth Fid- The two were presented premoted from department to the peoples department. lyn Eby, Cletus Fornofl, Lee Singer, dler and Robert Siegrist. girls will enter the class taught by Lorraine Rettew and the five boys, the class taught by Albert Kleiner. eG PENNA. ELECTRIC ASSO. SAFETY CONTEST AWARDS Fhiladelphia, Pa., September 27— Presentations of awards to the win- | . . ners of the annual Pennsylvania | wife of Albert B. Faus, died at her | . : ~ ! : . | Assoc ation Safety Contest | home in Rapho Twp. R2, Electric / : . . I . took place at this mornings session | afternoon after an illness of one | of the Associations 38th Annual Meeting and Industry Conference. George E. Whitwell Vice dent of the Philadelphia Flectric Christ Church. Besides her Company, Philadelphia, and Presi- | band she is survived by these chil- President, | | President, Ruth Al- [Miss Anna M. Sumpman { I i | Mrs. Albert B. Faus y erle cemetery. Sheetz funeral home here Wednes- day afternoon with interment in the Eberle cemetery. Kate S. Garber at 12:45 p. m. Monday at the home of her niece and nephew, Miss Ada E. and Tillman E. Garber, Elizabeth- town, after several Born in West her parents were the late John S. and Susan Erb Garber. member of the Mennonite Church. A brother, Rev. Simon E. Garber, and several nieces and nephews sur- vive. noon in the Elizabethtown Menno- nite Charch with interment in Bos- sler’s cemetery. { P. Frank, F. Peck, Maytown. This Section (From Page 1) Miss Anna Mary Sumpman, sev- of the Memorial The funeral was held from the Kate E. Garber, eighty-five, died years’ illness. Donegal Township, She was a The funeral was held this after- Mrs, Reberta K. Frank Mrs. Reberta K. Frank, 72, May- town, died at 12:30 p. m. Tuesday at her home after a illness. A lifelong resident of Maytown, she was a member of St. John’s Luth- eran Church for the past 60 years, the Aid Society of the church, and the Ladies Auxiliary of the May- tcwn Fire Company. She was a daughter of the Nicholas Li. | and Malinda Martin Peck of May- | town. Besides her husband, she is survived by a daughter, Mrs. Pen- ‘ose M. Gilbert, York; a son, Harry | Maytown; two grandchildren and a sister, Miss V. year's also The funeral will be held from her | late home on Friday afternoon with nterment in the Union Cemetery at Maytown, Mrs. Annie B. Faus, sixty-seven, rear. She was born in Rapho Twp. and Presi- | was a member of the Brethren in | | hus- | 3 . a | dent of the Association, presented jdren Ann G. Faus, at home; Henry | trophies to the winners in esch of | Manheim R2; Mrs. Wayne Peters, three groups, and certificates of { Manheim R2; David, Palmyra; Mrs. | merit to companies taking second { Henry Becker, Mount Joy Rl, Ab- | and third places. was entered by 17 members; 6 com- averaged panies in Group I who 200,000 or more man hours monthly; The competition | | iS ram, home; 1 R1; Mrs. Manheim R2; Mrs. Charles Esther ionary in Kentucky; Florence Faus, Nora Faus, at | | Myers, Lititz | Greenawalt, mis | 4 in Group II who averaged from |at home; and Mrs. Paul Wolgemuth, | 60,001 to 200,000 man hours monthly and 7 in Group III averaging less than 60,000 man hours monthly. Metropolitan Ed’son Co., Reading, took first award in Group I, with an accident frequency rate of 3.751 and a total cf 2666093 man hours worked. Pennsylvania Power & Light Co., Allentown, was second with a frequency rate of 6.026 and Philadelphia Electric Co., Phila, third with a frequency rate of 6.315. The trophy for Group II com- panies went to Pennsylvania Water & Power Co., Baltimore, Md. Pa. Edison Co., Altoona and Pa. Power Co, New Castle, placed second and third respectively. The win- sn accident frequency. rate ner had and of 3.455; the runners-up, 5.205 8.013. The contest just ended is the 15th consecutive Annual Safey Contest sponsored by P. E. A. A se sme Being able to swim lke a fish is probably due to our limited type of diet. © CWI er Stimulate your business by adver- o | ; Using in the Bulletin. A Shenk, Mt. Joy; Mrs. Herman Gin- Manheim R2; Mrs. Amos Ginder, | missionary in Africa; also these | brothers and sisters, Mrs. David , HOW ARE YOUR SHOES 1 DON'T WAIT TOO LONG. BRING THEM IN. City Shoe Repairing Co. 30 SOUTH QUEEN STREET LANCASTER, PENNA. Accessories & Parts STORE HOURS: 8 a. m. to 8 p. m, KRALL'S Meat Market Randler’s Bicycle Shop ELMER S. RANDLER, Prop. 12 N. MARKET ST. MOUNT JOY. (Opposite the Fire House) Bicycle Repairing Baby Cab Tiring WE HAVE..... QUALITY MEATS ® West Main St., Mt. Joy Dr.H.C.Killheffer Optometrist MANHEIM 163 S. Charlotte Telephone 137-R Mon. & Wednes. 9-5:30 Tues. Fri, Sat. 7.9 P, M, St. ELIZABETHTOWN 15 E. High St. Telephone 24-R Tues Fri. Sat, 9:30-1:00.2-5 P. M. Crushed & Building Res. WEEN IN NEED OF STONE CEMENT, SAND, CONCRETE BLOCKS, SILLS, LINTELS, STEEL SASH, OVERHEAD GARAGE DOORS, ASPHALT PAVING, MASONRY and CONCRETE WORK For Prompt and Courteous Service SAMUEL N. STAUFFER MT. JOY, PA. 903-R-14 Offices 903-R-12 Tuna. EVERYONE hy NE IN; LISTENING TO... RADIO'S ACE ADVENTURE- DETECTIVE STORY LET ME SEE. IT, PINBEAD, MAYBE. | CAN HELP YoU! | CAN HARDLY DQ IT PAYSELE ! WARE EERE > cOPPORTUNITY KNOCKS Eyes Examined ~DR. 8. OPTOMETRIST TIO IRS Moose Bldg. Dail Elizabethtown Hours s EVENINGS 0 to 8 PHONE 334) TET CTY oats xm EVENINGS J Oo Y MATINER SHOWS SATURDAYS 7 AND 9:00 P. M. AND SATURDAYS T } ! E- T R HOLIDAYS 6-8-10 P.M. 2:00 P. M. Mount Joy, Pa. A IN FRIDAY—SATURDAY, OCTOBER §-5 -in- HERE” FRED ¥ACMURRAY — JOAN “WHERE DO WE GO FROM co MONDAY—TUESDAY, OCTCBER 3-9 GEORGE SANDERS — DONNA RITD -in- “PICTURE OF DORIAN 2799 GRAY’ WEDNESDAY—THURSDAY, OCTOBER 13-11 RYAN -n- DONALD O'CONNOR — PEGGY “PATRICK THE GREAZL” 4-10 FRIDAY, SATURDAY, OCTUBER | EDDIE BRACKEN — VERONICA LAXE -in- | “OUT bid OF THIS WORLD “I know how much | can carry convenienily, and that's one reason why | arranged my mortgage af the bank. It's a light load now and it will grow lighter § nm» every year until it is paid in full. Come in and arrange your morigage wilh us. FIRST NATIONAL BANK & TRUST COMPARY der, Landisville; Phares Gibble, WGAL — Sunday Mount Joy Palmyra. 6:30 p. m. The funeral will be held from her | HANNA COAL MEMBER OF FEDERAL DEPOSIT INSURANCE CORPORATION late home Saturday afternoon at Sold by | 1:30 with further services in the | Mastersonville Brethren in Christ HARRY LEEDOM Church. 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