4—The Bulletin, Mt. Joy, Pa., Thuysday, Mar. 8, 1945
OWL LAFFS IRONVILLE

BY...
A WISE OWL
A fellow getting a new tire down
at Lehman's told the
clerk to leave all the wrappings on
--he might get a couple miles ot
of them,
tire shop
i
One of our recent grooms told me
he spent much
on his girl he really had to marry
her to get his money back.
sa blamed money
You know we have a lot of

derly men (some middle aged ones ;ng Glenn Kauffman, next Sunday
too) who were magnificently built
befare the stomachs went in for a
career of their own.
A certain Sunday School Class
held a meeting the other evening.
Our reporter dropped in to get the
news item and overheand one of the
plump ladies give a correct defini-
tion of a girdle. She said it was a
very successful device to keep an ag
unfortunate situation from spread-
ing.
Two of our little colored chaps
on Manheim street in conversation.
One said: “Why' is it that a black
cow gives white milk which makes
yellow butter?”
Reply: “For the same reason that
blackberries are green when they're
red.”
Talking about kids we certainly
have some smart nowadays.
A little chap on East Donegal street
ones

each Scout must gather 1000 pounds |
in his honor.
ee EY Oem
This Section's
Numerous
Weddings
(From page 1)
Diffenbaugh, Middletown, took |
place at 4 p. m. Friday, in St. Mark's |
United Brethren Church, here. The |
Rev. Ezra H. Ranck, pastor of the

came home from school the other church. officiated using the double
day and told his dad that something ring cerémony, assisted by the Rev
ran across the floor back at school Paul Clauser. Middletown.
and it had no legs. Miss Gloria J. Boyer, town, at-
Didn't make sense but Dad bit, 1.4 the bride, and William Good
and asked him what on earth that yoni Middletown, served as best
could have been. The lad said: =~ wr... Robert G. Hostetter,
“Water. gave an organ recital
. : prec e ceremony.
A certain woman is having a Mu Diffenbaugh is employed as
swell time with money she receiv-_ _ i... in the office of the Seil-
ed in a recent auto accident. Her Company. Seaman Diff-
husband wanted to make a loan, the submarine sorvice,
she refused and he said she would
not have gotten one cent hadn't it
been for him. He said when he ar-
rived the scene she hadn't a
mark but was
deliberately kicked her in the face.
on
unconscious so he

Ancther dumb dora just blew in
A country girl, being shown thru
Ww

a production plant wanted to k
what a certain big thing was.
was told it was a locomotive boile
I.
She said: “Why do they have to
boil locomotives?” and the answer
came: “To make the locomotive
tender.”
Gu that will stcp you for a

breeze.
It has just been revealed

certain nearby graduating class took
a trip to Washington.
in the Senate when one of the ¢
know who :
and the
said it was the chaplain.
She said: “Does he pray
Senators?”

wanted to
gentleman was
“No dear, he

The reply came:
gees in, looks around at the Senat-
ors ari] then prays for the country.’
A very kind reader from North
Wales, Pa., sent me several “Laffs”
by mail. That's what I call a pal
So herewith follows two—
The trainer put his

two pertorm- ;

is home on
from the U.
Glenwood Sy
a convalescent leave
S. Naval Hospital, in
yrings, Colorado.
Evelyn Ruth Lerch
Pfc. Wesley B. Sweigart
cement the marriage of

nnou: of
daughter of Mr.
wr, Mount Joy,

narried taur
at the Chapel
with Chaplain
that a fiz i

errr eee Cn em rem
's why its adver-

1 a date
at tne 28th

street
ing dogs thra their routine while su station in Philly. Well, they
the booking agent watched, utterly c make connections and the
bored until, at the finish, the little next day at work the one asked:
pal, how's a- “Why wasn’t at the 28th
dog piped up. “Well
bout booking us?”
“Say.” yelled the agent, now all at
“
tention, “you don’t mean the
dog's talking?”
“Nah,” said
1 x7 oa) 3
the big dog's a ventriloguis
the trainer wearily,
A newly commissioned officer ap-
proacher the
neatly fitting uniform
“What's the eighth general order?”
“I don't know,” the fellow admit-
the

young Ir
and asked:
ted. “gd MT
“Have you ever been on guard
duty?”
“Nope.”
“Don’t you know enough io say
‘sir are you
*, either? What outfit
“Me? I'm the Coca-Cola man’

like I told you to be ”
}
ne
station
other, “the train I

w, replied t
on didn’t stop at 28th Street, so
5 got off twice at 14th Street. Where

in the woods with some friends on
Sunday and came across a deserted
/ i Natu y they
; they sampled
One of
s bottle’s
1

bootlegs

went in and br

the potions setting arot

llows remarked: “T
it must have been made
Another looking
‘Could be. Over
along the wall's a corn crib.”
the fe
so weak
from baby corn”.
around exclaimed:
Cuess that does it

Barnharts
Barnhart
Total
Tronios
Anderson
Fornoft
Schneider
Brown .
Tronio
Total
Bennetts
Kreider
Hipple
.» | Herr
Piefer
Bennett
Total
Stuckeys
Mumma
1 | Tripple
Engle
| Good
Stuckey

FG
171
194
166
146
128
805
FG
166
147
168
179
159
819
135
160
175
13
SG
166
167
155
155
154
8:
7
A COMPLETE UPSET
Nearly
bians) f
but the
swell
o

to meet | finals,
r everybody
igured on
Columbia
and
ime
won
(but
lads
41-
COUNTY CHAMPS LOSE
The New Holland basketball team
the county champion-
ship, took it on the chin in its in-
itial playoff.
which
feated o
won
ur
Cornwall
countians 39-32 on the
Manheim township court.

TG
127
174
168
137
888
TG
171
139
140
154
192
846
TG
202
179
181
171
197
930
Colum
a Steelton High
victory at Lebanon Tuesday night
played a
This
s the victory into the District
39.
easily de-
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By GENE BYRNES

THIS PARLOR
REZERVED FoR
a ne
2 Tn FELLERS
be 2 wwe Cts
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OKAY |
/ OF COURSE WE WILL A
COULD HOLD THIS COUPLA
MEETIN’ AT BUCKS DO?
A SULLIVAN'S
SODA FOUNTAIN WHY

AH = MM= =

CERTAINY,
IF WE HAD
CAPTAIN!

leman; 1940-41 Simon Nissley; 1941-
42 John Greiner; 1942-43, Clarence
Newcomer, 1943-44, Paul Stoner
1944-45, Rev. Lester Koder.
The program opened with a half
minute of silent prayer for the past
presidents who have passed on as
follows: Dr. A. F. Snyder, H. S.
Newcomer, Dr. O. G. Longenecker,
and Rev. George Kercher. Follow-
ing this the program chairman, Dr.
Shoop, called on the past presidents
present to give a few remarks. The
first to speck was the club's first
president, J. A. Bachman, who said
he saw the club in its infancy and
has watched it grow through these

years, and that he is proud to be a|
member. |
Next
president during the depression year
twenty
was John Booth, who was

when the club dropped to

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MT. JOY, PA.
Res. 903-R.14 Office 903-R-18

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STANDING OF THE LEAGUE
Tous wi ref GOSH A vr
he final ditectors out | ——
Sa, Sue : Urgetors of West Stuckeys 28 10 722 ” AS CHAIRMAN WITH TH BOY-FRIEND ?
empfield Twp, will hold their | Doughertys ........... “22 14 611 OF TH' CLUB FUND AN’ AINTTCHA LUCKY HAVIN'
monthly meeting on Thursday eve- | Alwines .............. 19 17 528 |i RAISIN COMMITTEE = A SMART BROTHER LIKE
ning, in the Norwood school house. | Tronios .............. 18 18 .500 | | ADMIT | GOT NO (22 ME ? LISSEN TO THI
On Thursday evening the Boy Barnharts. ...........; 15 17 470 ! IDEAS HOW TGET z
Scouts will hold their regular meet- | Bennetts ............. 16 20 .444
ing in the church basement, when Haas |i... 00005000 12:20. .375
arrangements will be made for a |Schneiders ........... 12 24 333
pelling bee to be held by the Loyal H. 8S. Stuckey 276; B. 5. T.
Son’s Bible class, who is sponsoring | Stuckey 687; H. T. Stuckeys 1036;
the Scouts, the spelling hee will be |H. T. T. Stuckeys 2801.
held on Saturday evening March 17. oS S
;. Janet Stair, was a week end Alwines FG SG TG Tis
guest at the home of Rev. and Mrs. Boozer ........ 183 159 144 486 | Mark Al HIgh
DL. Shourer. Hurrlabure. Needham ...... 200 178 193 571 i - Feito -
Mr. and Mrs. Benjamin Haver- Fackler ........ 193 186 149 528 ». y members, followed by Clyde Eshle-
stick, Mr. ar 1 Earl Albright, Heck .......... 169 189 147 505 Past Presidents Day man, who stated that the club, a-
were visitors of friends at Belle- |Alwine ........ 182 184 201 567 long with everything else, was just
ville, Penna. = (From page 1) | pulling out of the depression and
Lloyd A. Kauffman, Mrs. Harry | Total ........ 927 896 834 2657 5,285 Rotary Clubs with a member- | the membership rose to 24. Others
Albright, Mrs. Laura Kauffman and | Haas FG SG TG Tis ship of 235,500 Rotarians. of the past presidents to speak were
Mrs. Linnie Berntheizel, Ruth Stal- |Witman ........ 225 178 232 635 Just about twenty years ago Ro- | Wm. Nitrauer, Dr. Heilig, Christ
ey are amongst those on the sick |Zekany ........ 164 363. 178 OTL. come to Mount Joy, starting} Walters, Ralph Eshleman, Simon
list Schroll ........ 178 150 174 502 i . few members under the| Nisley, Clarence Newcomer Paul
The Otterbein Guild will meet in [Barnhart ...... 146 150 153 449 galdance of its first president J. A. Stoner and Lester Koder. During
the church basement on Tuesday ‘Haas 156 171 196 523 Bachinan For a program suitable the term of the nineteen presidents
evening when officers will be elect- : — = “land befitting the celebrating of the | there was one father and son who
ied for the conference po | Total 869 814 933 2616 40th anniversary of the founding of served the club, H. S. Newcomer
Christian Endeavor was held on | i GE . Rotary, “Past Presidents’ Day” | and his son Clarence Newcomer.
Sunday evening with Pratieos Doughertys ¥G SG 16 Tis was observed at the regular Tues- There was one service man pres-
Mowrer the fons Prestame A Dougherty a 386 uo 175 a day meeting of the club here. Nine- | ent, Robert Eshleman, S 2-c, one
in sing and Bible quiz was con- | Vogel ses 171 170 378 520 teen presidents have served since’ visiting Rotarian and past president
ducted by Sara Jane Mummaw Brame: Sats > iv 1s oe the beginning of the club. The first] Wm. Nitrauer. Also Albert Stev-
: i wis ar > > En 5 to serve was J. A. Bachman, who | enson, a guest of Harry Nissley.
evening the Sunday, school class Spangler ....... 182 188 156 526 i 096-27 - p
taught by Frances Mower, will have | 7 served in 1926-27; 1927-28, Dr. A. F. ext week’s meeting will be an
gam wu oh Snyder; 1928129, Clyde Gerberich, | exchange progam and the speaker
charge. Tolal ........ 916 849 903 2668 30. Hirew Newcomer. 1950:51 ea ge progam ond 4 e spe
Decision day was observed in the | Schneiders FG SG TG Tis os oo 1931-32 os Jeo frum the Steelton Rotary
Ironville UBSS on Sunday by the |Schneider ...... 294 192 166 582 1932-33, Dr. o. G. Lonachacker; ub. .
pastor Rev. R. V. Mays, and there [Buck .......... 176 185 180 541 1933-34, Clyde Eshleman: 1934-35.
was two decisions. Germer ........ 176 175 138 489 Rev. Kercher. 1935-36, Wn. A reader says they may change the
On Saturday March 10 the Scouts | Lease .......... 171 171 154 498 mip aver: 1936-37, Grant Gerberich: type of our money order, but they
(will gather sc ap, and the month of Grove .......... 191 180 165 536 1937.38 Dr. W. R. Heilig; 1938-39, | Will still require money to buy one.
March anl April is set aside known = =~ pir Walters: 1939-40 Ralph Esh- A ns
General Eisenhower drive and| Total ........ 938 903 803 2644 mia 8 .
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