po = Ln OWL | AFES REG'LAR FELLERS—Bull's-Eye Guaranteed The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancaster County, Pa., Thursday Afternoon, October 5, 1944 ONE SWELL THING ABOUT TH NAVY — I'M DONE WITH TRENCH DIGGIN’ Ve hw Sr cn Wy. U. 8. Pat. Office. Al) rigdts BUT DON'T WASTE TIME. THINKIN’ ABOUT I PUPPARE. FOR. TORPEDO PRACTICE! TORPEDO PRACTICE? YEAH — WE AIM TORPEDOES AT TARGETS NOW - ‘— SAD T’ SAY TORPEDOES ARE SUPPOSED T' TRAVEL UNDER. WATER., SO— —BY A WISE OWL My, my, October already! How tempus fugus, well anyhow it goes fast. Next thing I know the wife will have the house turned upside down for house ning and it'll take me four more used to the position of the furniture Z BE hefore I'll be able to sneak in at BE night. about those way back in a remote region of Potter County where the only vis- IN THE SERVICE itors are those who get lost. In con=- months to get Met an old woodsman on Sunday versation, I asked: “Don’t you have trouble getting necessities of life in Joseph S. Bickel, son of Mrs. this inaccessible spot?” To which Francis N. Bickel, Landisville, has he replied: “Yup! And when we do been promoted to ‘the rank of cor- git it, half the time it ain't fittin to poral, it was announced by the d ink.” commandant of the Army ‘Air Urine. Atal heey Field, Clovis, N. Mex., where he is stationed. Cpl. Bickle entered the cervice Oct. 15, 1943, and formerly i oe nele Sr ti. owas employed by Westinghouse old man asked us to take his son Electric and Manufacturing Co. of the woods to the near- When we were ready to leave the along ou st wn abiut forty miles where ” to : o ya y ” Joseph N. Habecker, 17. 120 Delta he cot in » time, as his . od e could hind out the ume, as Msg, Mount Joy, Pa, is receiving ‘lock had stopped and } had nol... 4 i clock had Pl Sn kis in‘tial Naval indoctrination at oY: atch. sai d be glad to but the toi eh, 1 Ww © iad 10 pul he the U. S. Naval Training Center, # youth complained: “But, Pa, I can’t uw : : : Great Lakes, Illinois. bring back the right time. I have i : ted sip : : His recruit training consists of no watch. His Pa explained: . . . : na instruction in seamanship, military drill, and general Naval procedure. J' During this peried a series of ap- writ it down on a piece of paper. ; ! pay titude tests will be taken by the re- Considering it would “What in tarnation do you want a f ) watch fer? if'n you cant remember, cruit to determine whether he will se assigned to a Naval Service School or to immediate duty at take him half a day or more to get back they might just as well throw the clock away. sea. When his recruit training is com- A west warder defined the voting pleted, the seuman will receive a for his son as “the place where yqu stand in line for a chance to de- _sidegwho will spend your money.” pericd of leave. Sept. 28, 1944 . Dear Mr. Schroll, On the first day of school, a small] | your paper weekly and boy started to sob bitterly. “What's | “1a it a point on Fridays to be at the matter Willie?” asked the teach- 1,451 call as that is usually the day er. “Please, Miss—I don’t like whan school. And.T've got to stay here ¢: 0 1 last wrote to you I have till I'm sixteen!” The teacher sigh- changed camps. However, Tm still ed and answered: “Don’t let that in Texas, Amarillo, better known to stay here is “The Panhandle of Texas”. It's a great place here, that is if you go gi for cold, windy weather and sand- This was told by a local man who storms everyday, quite different worry yea. I've got till I'm sixty-five.” 1 works at a defense plant. One day {han the southern part of the the manager walked through the +o Bue we G. I's. have no shop and stopped to watch the choice, gripping from the crack workers. Finally, quite irritated, gawn till sun-set helps a lot. he walked up to one young man and. pore 4¢ Amarillo, there is a large bellowed: “I've been watching you i, _gyer of technical and airplane stand here beside this machine idle mechan’c students. I am attending for the past ten minutes. We will. oytended course on tre (B-17) not tolerate that in this factory. “Flying Fortress” I find the ying $5. What \ ke a week?” > . . : . What do you make a week The hooling very interesting (in spite 3 mar » © 1 “Tw 1 / - : young man replied Twenty dol of the struggle), as it covers every lars. The manager continued: “Well part of the bomber. here's your twenty dcllars and now "closing I want to give you and get out and stay out.” After th tre Community Remembrance young man left, the manager asked Committee my thanks for your the timekeeper: “How long has that Kindness and. for. The swell job fellow worked here?” The time- you people are doing back home. keeper replied: “He never worked Clite here. He just brought in some castings from the foundry acress " Quonset Point, R. I. the street. Dear Sir:- — : I have been receiving the Bulletin Can you imagine anything more regularly nce 1 entered the Navy fivle’ shan = docior's and I must say I appreciate and en- written with a pen sh joy it very much. in the rumble seat of a second-hand It is so thoughtful of your people car? = ONE linotype opeta- back home to do such a wonderful ior has an answer jor that.. Irs thing for the men who have left to “Yes! ! This copy as it’s written oy help in this job to be done. the Wise Owl.” Although I never spent much time LL in Mcunt Joy, I made friends with Clarence says the favorite song many people ard if I may, I'd like of the antique furniture collectors is: “Oh, you take the highboy and works » The voice replied: “No, I'll take the lowboy.” madam, this is Democratic Head- quarters.” And the lady answered: Want a tongue twister? Here it «oh well, I guess I didn’t miss is ‘tis! so far.” A flea and a fly in a flue, Were imprisoned, so what could Saturday night when the recently wed, T/5 and Mrs. Harold Kulp, (Kalpy and Dot to you) were com- ing home from Lancaster on the And they flew thru a flaw in the flue pc they fell asleep and rode on - thru to E'town. At the end of the r in a small town had ine the bus driver woke them and stopped a lady motorist for driving of course, they had to ride back. too fast for conditions. He scolded: “You're got to take it easy; didn't A number of our friends say that you see that sign, Slow Down Officer Zerpky has opened a dog they do? Said the fly: “Let us flee!® et us fiy!” said the flea, Here?” The lady answered: “Yes kennel in the basement of the fire officer, I saw it but I thought it de- pyre. They declare he will have scribed the village.” — — — She purs for sale soon. How about it, almost got life for that crack. Filmer? At Philly a resident made a tele- Don't forget to send those over- phone call and when the party an- seas boxes soon! At once in fact. swered she asked: “Is this the gas A WISE OWL \ to call it home. To read yur paper and get the news about what's going on back in Mount Joy is a real en- joyment and satisfaction. Thanking you for your kind con- sideration I remain a friend and de- voted reader of your Bulletin. John S. Funk, S 1/c¢ Mrs. Havvey Hawthorne has re- ceived word that her brother Lt. D. Lee Kistler, previously reported missing in action, was killed in ac- tion, June 24, 1944. He was on a mission over the Rloesti Oil Field when his plane was hit by a flak. All members of the crew bailed out when Lt. Kistler's and another crew member's parachutes failed to open. The other nine members of the crew came dgwn safely. He was the son of H. C. Kistler, of Carlisle, formerly of this place. Oct. 1, 1944—Dear Sir: Just a few lines to let you know that I enjoy receiving and reading the Bulletin. 1 have been getting it every week since you have first started sending it to me. I also wish to inform you of my change in address. I Will be stationed here for a short time only. Then 1 will be sent to Fort Benning, Ga., to start paratroop training. Arthur (Dutch) Boyd. NEW GUINEA SPRINGTIME The palm trees are swaying in the breeze, The birds are singing as if pleased, A parrot is flying over head Hunting a place to make his bed. The flowers are blooming all ‘round the house The kittens are playing with a rub- ber mouse The ships are sailing in the bay Springtime is here, the first cf May. Now Springtime has come and we are all gay, For we will be home some bright sunny day; Harold L. Stoppard. Somewhere in New Guinea A Mount Joy infantryman, Pic Eugene Wagner, was with the ad-) vance units of Gen. Hodge's First | Army when they moved against the | Siegfried Line near Groenstraat, Holland, on Monday, a dispatch from that battle area announced. Pfc. Wagner, twenty-four, is a son of Mrs. Maggie Wagner, who resides here as do the soldier's wife and two ciildren. He entered the service Nov 22, 1942, trained at Camp Beale, Calif, and went | overseas in May, 1941 Lr Ca — TAR A lustful monster hovers near, It's ruthless smirk is always nigh, A fearful dread of all who live For where it strikes. there men must die. Some bully nation large and s'rong, Desires a lesser country’s skill; And thus to satisfy their wants, These mirthless vigilants must kill. Yet how can man cammit himself, To sin for victory in a fray. Why mutilate your fellow-men, Let God who gave, take life away And after all what gain is war? There's nought but suffering whe: it’s done. It leaves behind this scribe to man . . . 1 “With malice toward all and charity for none.” The above was written by Cpl Lee Ellis, son of Mr. and Mrs. Lee Ellis Marietta Ave. Cpl. Ellis is now overseas. Serving as an armorer-gunner in a crack air force bomber group, Sgt. Lawrence J. Gutshall, nine- teen, Bainbridge R1, recently re- ceived the good conduct medal from his commander, Lt. Col. Sher- man R. Beaty, of “Beaty’s Raiders.” AN Frior to entering the service April, 1943, Sgt. Guishal em- ployed in our bore. Pfc. J. Earl Lehman® twenty- seven, attached to the First Air- borne Army, was killed Sent. 20 in Holland, the War Department noti- fied his niece, Dora K. Lehman, of Local Draft | Manheim R2. By GENE BYRNES BOWLING Individual Averages Pavey KERR, rorver NY.RANGER NETMINDER , WAS ONE OF HOCKEY'S GREATEST _, Wa GOALIES Se Sh — DESPITE = HIS AN } SIZE PS : / HE ONCE SCORED 3 GHUTOUTS IN 6 in PLAYOFF GAMES TO PUT THE RANGERS IN THE STANLEY Cup BIFFLE @ & 5 6 oye IN RICE. 2 WKS-SHOT | . ONLY 571.5. ; | HE 42 ROUND © WAS THE IN 3% GREATEST OF | UNDER / ALL DISTANCE | PAR / ‘RUNNERS EVER { DEVELOPED IN AMERICA. 3 9 2 a J“ ())~.. ADAM'S HAT MITE ONCE Don W. ay / Jeweler } i Watch and Clock Repairing S. K. LUDWIG General Auto /Repairing Located At The Former Stale} Fos, Main Street FLORIN, PA. Phone: Mt. Joy 153R5 John H. Miller ELECTRICAL CONTRACTOR REPAIRING OF ELEQTRICAL APPLIANCES House A Specialty FIXTURES AND SUPPLIES PHONE 52R | Cl ifi . P Av. assi icatio 33H 188.10 ns TOWN LEAGUE 3331 185.1 B N 1 B d Spangler. .......... 3324 184.12 Y oO . 0a r Dougherty ....,...' 3321 184.9 tL, 3274 81.16 Eugene Hoffman, Mt. Joy = v He Orlo Edward Proctor, Jr., Detroit, Kreider ........... 3144 174.12 Mii in 3130 173.16 Haro!d Clifford Barthold, Manheim 2599 173.4 Walter Clarence Marley, Marietta Joh 3102 es Cletus J. Sweigart, E-town Rear, v4 2s John G. Dommel, E-town 3085 171.7 John David Young, Manheim 514 171.1 Hove Ross Flowers, Jr., R1, Bain- | 9563 170.13 bridge : ani oh 3 Herbert Eugene May, Manheim i Jus nw CLASSI AH | mat) Fog 0888 I 70.10 Piul H. Belser, E-town Barnhart, Jay 3069 170.9 CLASS 1-C Myers, KE. ......... 2555 170.5 James Hiestand Fahnestock, Rl, 2551 170.1 Manheim : 3061 170.1 Harry Clifford Long, Florin ot Bol Class 2-A to March 15, 1945 ea i John Henry Zink, Mt. Joy Vogel ............. 3038 168.14 Clayton John Brosey, R1, Manheim 3020 167.14 | David Earl Bouder, R4, Lancaster 2006 167.2 Cons. iE Bsa 0 Mar 1, 1945 2988 166. arry Elvin Ginder, Manheim sk nn 7 46 Cont. in Class 2-A to Mar. 15, 1945 jor jo a David Mervin Yohn, Manheim LEAGUE STANDING 986 64.2 Ray Young Baker, Marheim : Myers, A. 1478 164.2 Jchn L. Wanamaker, E-town Ww. 2455 33 om A A 2455 163.10 Fdwin L. Keener, Rheems | 'sOUghertys ,,,....... 21 2453 163.8 | Albert Edward Lancaster, Rl, Eliz- | Barrharts ............ 14 abethtown . 1954 162.10 Cont. in Class 2-A to April 1, IMB {a 1 a... = 4 : ee 239 162.9 y Edwin Luther Blessing, Florin Schreiders ............ i Fackler .......... 2925 162.9 CLASS 2-A-H (Haas ................. 11 0D; 0 ow saat 20 2924 162.8 3 00 Ge cone vse suis 242¢ ) Sylvester McCanna Heri drix, Mount | Alwines .............. 9 pi 16112 Joy ~ 38 > Class 2-B to January 1, 1945 a ae RR - 967 161.1 Stephen 8. Ditzler, Miami Springs, H. 8. Tony Tronic, 256; BK. 8. Teleky 932 61 | "i Y 1932 161 Florida 986; H. T. 1 2898 161 Class 2-B to March 15, 1945 H. T. T. Doughertys toon ? 2 James Lowell Bailey, New Castle, 1927 160.7 Delaware 1902 158.6 hid Hershey Fuhrman, Rl, FG 2035 156.7 Middletown "G SG ; 1c ean Cont. in Class 2-B to Mar. 18, 1945 | Shonk .......... 166 193 a 688 193 Robert Howitt Raber. San Diego, 163 220 1836 153. California. 0 TUE EET trey mn 0 is 1832 152.8 : CLASS 2-B-F | Zeleamy ........ 158 158 491 | Schneider, G. ,.... 2278 151.13 W glist Eugene Minnich, Harford, 176 189 518 | Germer 1798 149.10 ashington sys ed ait ieee SU 138 179 492 ne 3]: 5g | Cont. in Class 2-C to Dec. 1, 1944 Engle ............ 1313 1458 | Hiram Howard Witmer, Rl, Man- 9. was 851 141.5 heim cee np dale 801 934 1649 137.5 Galen White Hosler, R3, Manheim FG SG ———— © ree Class 2-C to November 15, 1944 182 155 Carl Frarklin Ginder, R1. Mt. Joy 9 Reed Evans Singer, R1, Manheim] PUMA 158 148 Cont. in Class 2-C to Nov. 15, 1944 | Fackler ........ 145 171 Roy Koehler, R2, Lititz 131 157 3 Cont. in Class 2-C to Mar. 1, 1945 107 164 175 Lt. Mildred Myers ANC, Camp| George Spangler Emndslow, Rl, - = ~~ © “7% Patrick Henry, Va., is home on a Marietta 5 2 vor das _ | seven day furlough. Cont. in Class 3-D to March 1, 1945 783 79 The Citizens of Salunza will i James Weodrow Runkle, Harrisburg RES esol x0 ja wil ma CLASS 4-E i FG SG | Christmas Gifts to the men an wo- | Stanley Paul Herr, R2, Lititz 141 3 men cof Salunga and surrounding | Clayton Plautz Myer R2, Manheim)" ror : wo vicinity who are in the armed forces. | CLASS = {Germer ......., 200 147 ) : Theodore NMorvin Shockart. Bane 154 145 Mr. and Mrs. Elmer Schroll and] bridde a eves to = | two children spent Sunday with his] Paul White Hosler, R3, Manheim lea, ., ~~" ew ce and Mrs. Roy Schroll | CLASS 2 |Sechneider ...... 172 159 Boyd Edawrd Miller, Al Tekesburg CS | Gop TE Total 0 814 850 Te he HI-CRIER DANCE Rey H J Behney FG SG The Hi-Crier staff of Mount Joy | LA J 1 167 high school will hold a public dance | (From Page 1) 1% 158 210 in the auditorium on Friday evening uals pec ial initiations, elaborate} to ae 157 175 514) October 6th. | forms for zdmission of new mem-}| “" "tt 166 205 Orchestra, will | [8 bers, but the Rotary Club has no Spangler ....... 156 191 527 | furnish the music. The admission | secrets, no rituals, no formalities 2 us ° including tax. With al for tte admission of new members,; ~~ 0 °°" 530 #0 2608 subscription Hi-Crier the 1othing except the classifications re avs | under which the members are ad- | gy a > first dance at the high | mit 1 a LE rare : ~ i school this year. Buy a ticket, help | + Tripple ...... 142 167 507 he dause. cveh if v ated Harry Hauenstein, chairman of | g 157 139 150 the cause, even if you cannot attend. | ry jkngle ........ oH Se 4. > capon club, told the Rotarians | 161 184 the members of the club will | ..... 180 193 0) ions oY it 1 capons apiece, and i — paralon | the Rotarians should come to 763 87 250: Ephrata farm Show last Thursday 1 Based oR a a > didi i —— » these members during the farm | Bennetts FG SG Tie : the LOW. ei sidewalk Nexi week will be farmers dav. se. 2 a Bl vi iia thru an iron fence ind hit | i and each Rotarian is asked to bring | 157 17% 593 Friday night farmer. The speaker for that}. ~~ ~~ ~~~ 168 143 { rs day will be H. H. Snavely from 224 161 530! WHY DID YOU Willow Street. : There were two visiting Ro- | 909 795 WALKING TO tarians from Elizabethtown | ee IEG ? ‘CAUSE | Club, Harry Dorsheimer ard R. W.! A RC THE MOVIES ) 4 | Ge ea | FG SG I'M PROUD || 8 Schlosser 31 wid E. Schlosser . - 5 ': Barnnart ..... 169 179 [ITH who in the very near future will 178 182 es bh vi Con a ci no 1 Ww rac U, LLY |i become a citize : f M unt Joy, was Teleky 120 178 WHEN YOU GET | a guest of H. G. Carpenter. B.G.1geqpy .......... 153 141 SALUTED. | Z nemt f 1e »bonan | & L UV. a member of ; 1 Le bonan | Mateer ...... 191 185 i club was a visitor, and David Lutz | ae gue 811 856 ry FG SG PROTECT GARDEN SEED 150 163 Leftover garden seed, as well as Fornoff . 137 159 seed from | gardens, being Clinger 194 147 kept over winter requ.re proper i Neff 163 180 3 ) prevent infestation by | Tronio 180 180 S, sa tens spe- | ciclists of the Pennsylvania State | 824 820 Colles Carbon bisulphide can be | ——— —— used for fumigating the seeds | SPORTSMEN MEET OCT. 9th - _e -— A meeting of the Sportsmen's As- Two of Lancaster city’s leading | sociation will be held in the Coun#l The WAVES need thousands more young drug ste he Whalen Drug Co. | Chamber here next Monday ven women. between 20-36 for interest Ws 1d the n Co. have closed! ing, Oct. 9th, at 8 c'clock winning work s rs please be present. | BUTCHYRS - GROCERS - BAKERS - DAIRYMEN - GARAGEMEN Every Business Needs a BOOKKEEPER For a Reasonable Monthly Cost I Will KEEP YOUR RECORDS — WRITE YOUR LETTERS—SEND YOUR BILLS-—MAKE YOUR/TAX REPORTS (Social Secur- ity-Income Era)-FILE YOUR GOVERNMENT REPORTS (O. P. A. - Subsidy Claims Bra). SEND A CARD OR CALL AND ! WILL COME TO SEE YOU J. PARKE KREADY PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT 13 E. Grant St., Lancaster, Pa. | | 68 EAST MAIN SREET, MOUNT JOY NGG." EVENINGS J Oo Y SHOWS 7AND9:OO P.M | THEATRE 6-8-10 P.M. ELD Mount Joy, Pa. FRIDAY—SATURDAY, OCTOBER 6-7 EDDIE BRACKEN — ELLA RAINES -in- MATINEE SATURDAYS HOLIDAYS 2:00 P. M. “HAIL THE CONQUERING HERO” MONDAY, OCTOBER 9 RICHARD ARLEN — VERA HRUBA -in- “LADY AND THE MONSTER” a —— TUESDAY, OCTORER 10 — TWO FEATURES GENE AUTRY -b\ /OLD BARN DANCE" WILLIAM TRACY -in- “YANKS AHOY” RCBFRT WATSON — LUIS VAN ROOTEN “THE HITLER GANG” WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, OCTOBER 11- 12 SONNY TUFTS — PAULETTE GCDDARD “I LOVE A SOLDIER" ,. LADIES 1422 To The / In Our FRIDAY — SATURDAY, OCTOBER 13-14 £23 RIGHT THIS WAY BEST BARGAINS inTOWN ADVERTISING COLUMNS