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The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancaster County, Pa., Thursday Afternoon, June 15, 1944

OWL LAFFS
REG’LAR FELLERS—A Good Buildup
By GENE BYRNES

IT'S TOO BAD YOU
ARENT A WITTLE
GIRL, YOU'D
BE ABLE TO GO TO
A FWEE MOVIE TDAY!

Ea
OF COURSE, COULD
LEND YOU ONE OF
MY DWESSES IF
IT WOULD ONEY
ET YOU! ~~

WE LL. MAKE
IT FIT, ZOOLIE!
ONE MINUTE!
YOU WAIT OKAY, ZOOLIE

Som Nr Fe
MY GWACIOUS! “
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—BY—
A WISE OWL
IRONVILLE
The Ironville Fire Company held
Well, folks, I aiways knew that meeting on Monday evening in
Uncle Sam had the best darn fight- the Band Hall with Earl C. Al-
in’ men there are, but they're also bright, president, presiding. A re-
pretty darn nice people to boot. Just Port was made by the solicitors who
had a letter from one in the Pa-/canvassed the village of Ironville
cific area telling me how much the for contributions, toward buying a
When I new fire engine, and they reported
think some weeks, collecting a total of $1,967.56 with
and they're still swell enough to an additional $200 in pledges. The
say they like it, I feel like practice next regular meeting will be held
for a firing squad. Thanks a lot fel-jon Monday evening, June 19th,
Seldon Llinet and Miss Gertrude
Funfer, of Philadelphia, were week
Carl Germer plays the nastiestend guests of Mr. and Mrs. Albert
tricks on himself. He drove down- Kleiner.
left the keys in| Miss Ruth Goldie, of Portland,
the When Maine, is spending several weeks at
he was through shopping and home of Mr. and Mrs. Oliver
ed to get in the car it was locked— Rettew.
So-0-0-0,

boys enjoy this column.
how it smells
las!
town to the store,
the car and shut doors.
— with the keys inside.
Tuesday evening, June 13th, the
he walked
up home, got Otterbein Guild will hold a meet-
another sot and went down and took ing in the church basement
> church bs: .
wa-a-y
the car home.
Wednesday evening the Red
: ] . .|Cross will roll bandages at the home
It’s quite fortunate that chewing| | : Begs
: 58 of Mrs. Paul Metzger, an urgent
gum is scarce right now when you tf
: .. request is for more volunteers to
can’t get gasoline t5 rcmove i :
from your trousers. ;
Frayer meeting announced for
One of our GIs in England in-| Wednesday evening has been post-
formed us that the United States is poned until July 5th.
: » ————
now known as “Uncle Spam.
A it tom ve sins 0 od A ABC'S
tertain a Marine on furlough with

conversation. Imagine! Anyhoo, she
: : : : Written by David Steffov
said: “I think dancing makes a girls y David Steffey, formerly
with the Horace Height pot of Gold
He answered: program and Jack Benny.
: T think A Soldiers” A B C's
swimming gives a girl awfully large|A is for our Army and our Allies
Bored stiff,, who have proved themselves true
Then| blue.
hel 3 is for Bonds, so buy them, You!
8 : You! You!
Marine remarked: "You must ride/c is for China, she deserves a help-
quite a bit.” — — Was that nice? ing hand.
D is for Democracy, a word Hitler
doesn’t understand.
feet b'g, don’t you?”
“Yeah.” So she continued:
choulders, don’t you?”
“Yeah.”
then
he politely replied:
there was a pause, and
Can you imagine anything quite r
: 2 Lis for England that isle that
4s try:ng and utterly futile as tell- wouldn't fall.
ing a hair raising story to a com-/F is for the Free French, they're
pletely bald man? fighting Frenchmen all.
G is for Germany, a land of hate
‘ : and strife.
And here, patient is one|.% Sid
: H is for Hitler, he values none’s life,
of the reasons why banks have Italy, she realized her defeat
readers,
cevers. —and
The lady who, when notified she|J is for Justice, a friend of all the
had overdrawn her new checking weak
, K is for Kamrad, that's a word
we'll make those Germans say—
and
checks left in her book, and there-'L is for Liberty,
upen this lady ‘ssued a check to the| here to stay : ;
Bunl’s order for overdraft— M is for the Marines, they're gallant
hi lad Lov dp 1 brave and true—and
this same lady one day dropped Inn iq the Navy, those wonderful
at the Bank boys in blue, who knew there
account, exclaimed that was “silly’
because she had so many unused
which is really
the
to cash the check her
travelling husband had sent was a war to win befcre we ever
This conversation ensued: | knew. .
Lady: “DI % this check for 0 is for our Old Glory for whom
addy: case casn 3 C > 0 .
acy ki . we will always go to bat—and
me. P is fer the punishment for those
Teller: isn't endorsed.”
Lady: “But it's
and signed by my husband.”
Teller: “Yes, I know, but since it’s
payable to your order, you musten-
“Sorry, it Nazis and those Japs. Yes, P is
for the punishment our boys will
deal these rats.
Q is for the questions that we are
asking every day, about our boys
whe, are overseas away from this
dorse it on the back so we can show! good old U. S. A.
the R is for Russia, she will fight and
until the great peace call. And R
is alsc for our Red Cross Nurses,
the they're the sweetest mothers of
ultimately re-l all.
with this uni-S is for the suffering millions who
are waiting to be freed.
T is for the things that you and I
will do to fulfill that mighty deed.
U means United, and United we're
all going to stand—and
V is for the Victory we are going to
” bring this wonderful land.
We see by one of our exchanges W marks the spot. where
is advertising gang will fall—and
We'Y is for our fighting Yanks, they're
the greatest of them all. I found
no use for that letter Z, so that’s
tl nd of my Soldier's A B C's.
buy them. —_—
die; an’ if he
cynics re-'kill him myself.”
much
made out to me
your husband you received
money.”
The lady retired to
writing
nearby
counter and
turned triumphantly
que endorsement:
“Thank you Harry
Your devoted wife
Hortense.”

Hitler's
that a Palmyra man
50-year-old chickens for sale.
that old and
no idea who would want to
didn’t know they
got
we have

gits any wuss, I'll
One of
marks that people
our uptown

hurry too
A little shaver in our neighbor-
hood wants to know why vitamins
were put in spinach and cod liver
According headlined news oil instead of in cake and candy —
item on display at the Washingten _ Do you have an answer for him?
in their daily activities—only mum-
mies are pressed for time.
to a

; I believe I am the first Seabee
use ‘het / strong has bought i
Hou e, Chet Armstrong h 8 boug from Mount Joy, and one of the
a big Chicago hotel. And Chet says When I asked a Landisville lady | fyct to so frrm draft board No. 1
that any ladies who go to the Windy at which joint her uncle had his By the time you get this I will
have been in the Seabees a year
expenses arm amputated, she haughtily re-
free, but their hus- plied: “That's a mighty disrespect-
the charges are double. How ful way td speak of a hospital.” —
that? — Seems I'm always being misun-
City to his hotel get all
if they bring
bands
about

being
matrimony when the
A colored
joined in holy
parson addressed
you take dis here man for better or ways eating the same food. Now I
for worse?’ And the bride respond- know what’s the matter with me, I
ed: “I” take him jes’ as he am taste for foods
couple were
Our east end Casanova says that
the bride; “Does to love only one woman is like al-
If have a very varied
t
for all the
about vs Seabees, in your editorials
in the Bulletin
and overseas nine months.
letin for it
best place to be, and it tells me
derstood. the ones I know béth at home anc
in the service.
I am still rece’ving the Bulletin and

N
about those
IN THE SERVICE

Ffc Edward Michael
22, Columbia, was
in Italy, May 22.
McDonald,
killed in action
Somewhere in the Pacific
June 8, 1944
Dear Mr. Schroll,
I wish to thank you for the Mount
Joy Bulletin which I am receiving
regular now. I really enjoy reading
abcut the happenings of Mount Joy
and what the people back there are
doing to kelp win this war. Let it
never be said that the people of
Mount Joy did not do their share to
help win this war.
I also enjoy reading about the
boys in the service and the jokes of
the Wise Owl. The Wise Owl col-
umn is very popular with my bud-
dies here at this camp. We all look
forward to the paper every week.
Again I want to thank you for the
wonderful paper.
Sincerely,
Carl E. Biilow
Carl N. Coen, S2/c of the Usited
States Navy Reserve is spending
his furlough here.
Cpl. Martin F. Bowman of Camp
Gordon, Ga. is also home on a
short furlough
the trans-
India, word
Clifford L.
been pro-
In a dispatch from
port command base in
has been received that
Glassmyer, this boro, has
moted to a Sergeant.
Entering the army
1943, he has been in
Burma-India Theatre, serving with
the India-China Wing of the Air
Transport Command. This is the U.
8. Army Air Forces unit which
operates the famed United Nations
aerial suoply route to China over
the H'malaya Mountains of North
Burma.
In civilian life, Sgt. Glass
had been employed as a secretary
by the Pennsylvania Power and
Light Company. His present duties
are those of a finance clerk.
January 8,
the China-

Robert L. Kaley, son of Paul G.
Kaley, Mcunt Jov, was graduated
from the Army Air Forces
Gunnery School at the Lares
Army Air Field, Larcdo, Tex. He i
now qualified to t-'~ his place as a
member of a bo nbat crew
Aleng with h's diploma, he received
a pair of aerial gunner’s silver
wings, and a nromotion in grade to
private first class.
wer
Sgt. John A. Felker, of Flizabeth-
tcwn, is missing in acti accord=-
ing to information receive [rom ine
War Department by his wife, Mrs
Ruth M. Felker. Sgt. Felker is a |
member of the Army Air Force

little longer to receive it and the
news ‘s a little old, but just the
same, it feels good to read the home
town news, no matter how old it
may be.
I certainly have traveled since I
was home last on furlough. I am
not in the states anymore. I am
spend'ng some time out here on the
Hawaiian Islands.
When 1 was sent here I first spent
a few weeks on the island of Ka
Nai, which is called the Garden Is-
land, because so many various
kinds of flowers grow there. The
island as a whole is very beautiful.
The races on this island vary and
consists mainly of Japanese (Amer-
“can born), Chinese, Portugese, a
few Hawaiians and a few white
Americans. A few of the crops that
the people raise is sugar cane, rice,
cocoanut, p'neapple and a few ba-
nan:s
As 1 said before. I only spent a
few wecks on Kanai, and was
moved, at which time, I am now
stationed on the island of Oahu.
This icland is somewhat nicer
than the other because I think it
it hos more on it.
A couple of days ago I had a
ass, and spent the whole day in
Honolulu. The? city itself stands
out among all the other cities on the
island. Honolulu is a city which
has many places of which some his-
torical events took place. During
my visit there I spent quite some
time swimming at Wakiki Beach.
The is very warm blue and
clea
HH 1 do say so
ands look like a
what I saw of them
Well 1 suppose that’s all there is
water
these is-
from
myself,
Paradise,
word from their son, S/Sgt. Samuel
S. Miller that he recently met his
uncle, Ple Jacob Sherk somewhere
in Italy. Pfc Sherk has been serv-
ing over-seas for sixteen months
and has never before met any home
town boys. Since
seas just recently Samuel Miller has
been promoted to the rank of Staff
Sargeant.
Pvt. John Charles, of Ft.
Va., is home on furlough.
Belvoir,

Buyer, a native of Co-
lumbia, was killed and Pfe. J. Rus-
sell Henry, near Holtwood, was
wounded in both legs in the Italian
Lt. Gerst
campaign, relatives here were in-
formed.
Petty Officer Norman Hoffman
White, Jr, Marietta, listed wounded !
in the Scuth Pacific area.
to tell, so wll close till I have more
to s ly.
Very Sincerely,
Paul Ament
Mr. and Mrs. Samuel B. Miller,
125 West Donegal street, received |
his arrival over |
|
while participating in sustained op-
erational activities against the
enemy.”
Sgt. Earl W. Meisenhelter, Lan-
disville, was assigned to an air base
unit at Tinker Army Air Field
Oklahoma City, Okla., for the main-
tenance and repair of aircraft and
training of air depot troops.
Cpl. Alexander P. Mitzkavich, of
Mount Joy, has been awarded the
Expert Infantryman Badge, in cere-
mon’cs held at Camp Bowie, Texas,
where he is a member of the 13th
Armored Division.
Corporal Mitzkavich entered the
service in November 1942 at Har-
r'sburg, Pa. He has been serving
with the 13th Armored Division
since December 1942.
He is the husband of Mary Eliza-
beth Mitzkavich, 209 West Main
street, Mount Joy, Pa.
A/C Robert H. Arntz, of Elling-
ton Field, Texas, is spending a two
weeks furlough with his mother,

f wire.

Joy Street.
What has become of antimacassers.
We know of one woman who wears |
topped with a!
hers on her
UNDER TF,
Catherine

Arntz, on
R. M. Horner, S2/c, stationed at
Norfolk, Virginia, is spending a fur- |
lough with his family, corner Main
and Market streets.
a
head
bunch of flowers and calls it a hat!
Mount |

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June 8, 1544 |
Dear Sir:
Just a few l'nes to let you know
that my address is changed again
And I want to thank you and the
Remembrance Committee for send-
ing me the Bulletin which I receive
every week.
It is good to read about the boy
from home that are the service
end about tke folks back home
Some of the boys in my unit also
like to read mv paper and they say
they like it a lot
Sgt. Elwood Young
May 22, 1944
Dear Sir:
As a Seabee I wish to thank you
nice things you said
I am always glad to get The Bul-
1}
“3 a link with home, t
eo

i
1
i
boy.
George D. Ormsby
June 7, 1944
Just a few lines to let vou know
A “can do”

bat I don't miss a thing in it. Now

he get any better I'm afraid he'll and only one wife.
that I am far

away, it takes a
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