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The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancaster County, Pa., Thursday Afternoon, April 6, 1944
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THE LOW DOWN FROM | ( REG’LAR FELLERS—LIf
OWL LAFFS Hat BOWLING | “oH rouse Gord Wan 5 GENE BYRNES
| Most everybody is half-way hip- | rr -
< { ped on this or that, so it is not be- | sO YOU'RE ON A WELL— NE Cory AES ATT
ne. te : : ; | St JRE ON = WELL DON'T GO ABOARD
ing too odd, I reckon, if I get work- TOWN LE AGUE EH? SEAWCRTHY MEANS THA'S YET ; mM oN oy
=: | ed up on something like a sales tax. HOW 1S SHE ~ 1S CAN SHE RIPE A SOMEPIN’ 'M EXPERIMENTIN" Ia MY OWN SHIP! I,
] A fellow down the road from us, Teams WwW. L.PC. | SHE SEAWORTHY? GALE ~ 5 SHE WE. NEVER. os be -
3 : is a kind of a drygoods store in Marlins ............... 3H 21 625 | > — — 3 WATERTIGHT, ) FIGGERED WHEN - PIPE DOWN! J:
VY » re or seein cl 35 21 625 | WHAT AND SO ON - WE BUILT HER! WHO ARE. YOU :
» ' {Pronios "4 52 607 | DOES THAT GIVIN' ORDERS ARO SORRY!
what is going on. He says he has to A 3 25 Shy 2 HERE! y— I'M DESERTIN'!
put things like new dresses and Goods ................ 2% 30 $v io} — KD
E D suits, in his windows at night, now. Derrs ................. 23 33 411 | GT ps a
| If he tries it in the daytime, some- Bennetts .............. 2 34 393 \ wl ak
| body will grab ‘em off his arm be- Kreiders ......... teens : 20 36 397 | VENT : IN
: iL isd H. S. Bob Schneider, 258; H. S. T. |
fore he can get them in his window Goods, 1036: HT Hen Stuckey. | NEEDS A : :
models. He never gets to look at his 665; H. T. T. Goods, 2850. yy / —,
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og. U. 8. Jat Ofies, All rights §
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on his window figures. Maybe you
BY been wondering why you see so & ab ;
Te many September Morns in the win- L | D f | Cdn. in Class 2-A to Aug. 15, 1944 | . {
i 3 yr Ly Norms sey ller, Pear ar- |
A WISE OWL i%= Sov wy. ocCa rart Robert W. Rice, Elizabethtown | pep Hr oo Foard Ha
If a suit sells for 30 dollars or 40) Sin, . Robert S. Brandt, Elizabethtown Con. in Class 2-B to Sept. M 1944 |
———— dollars, it makes no difference. If Classifications CLASS 2-A-H Charles Emerson Rohrer, Stowe, Pa.
Were you in that shopping jam | it had a 10 cent or a 10 dollar tax, Luther Werner Fetter, Elizabethtn | Con. in Class 2-B to Oct. 1, 1944
at Lancaster on Saturday? I wasn't | it would still make no difference, or CLASS 2-B to Aug. 17, 194 Mervin Joshun Shaffer, Miami 36, | jo
OTH there but I heard about it. Those ; cramp sales. If this fellow had! Y 0. Boar Harold Rollin McElroy, Nefisville ' Florida A : i Ln To Heo» Nase and Deliver Feed
pocketbook counters must have | time, he says, be would write his, | CLASS 1-3. Cor. in Class 2-B to Sept. 27, 1944 Raymond ee Grol 2 el or oultry and Live Stock
On heen regular free for alls. Funny | congressman about a sales tax, but, | Souls Gilbert or at Crephast SE i
. . . t iss : bc : ’ on. ss 2- > 3 4 sing lh
Le 18 thing is till they pay the price of | es it is he just puts his stuff in the, Bruce Elmer Laudenslager, E'town Harold 1 hin th by Edgar D. Snavely, R3, Lititz WOLGEMUTH BROS
i 7 the pocket book there's no money | window and jumps for his life. on (Timmer Raffensperger, E'town CI ASS o B H Te
dia of in i Yours with the low down, rarles Clarenz Poley, R1, E'town es Th SP SMEN'S oF ;
left to put in it. | Eugene Nichlous Storm, Columbia M. Fetter, Manheim SPORTEMEN'S MEETING Phone Mt. Joy 220 FLORIN, PA.
oo | Paul Dintiman Shaffner, R1, aymond Franklin Stettler, APRIL 10TH
ar One lady went into a store and NEWTOWN | Marietta Lancaster An important meeting will be
A. said: “I want to see something cheap | Clarence Mull, Manheim CLASS 2-C to July 1, 1944 | held by the Mount Joy Sportsmen's
tna spew hat” The derle handed [shag Chriss Kaylor, R1, E'town | Paul Arti Garman, R3, Manheim | Acsociation in the Fire House, on
arre srkhe 7 . i434 \ 2S 9.( ;
her one and suggested: “Try this| Mrs. Grace Geltmacher and Mus. oan AE Lititz Fa 2 Lh aug Lad Monday evening, April 10th, at
. | es ! c BY, ie Ss a a 2 an- i os
one on and the mirror’s on your Daniel Derr visited Mr. and Mrs. Baltimore, 24; Md. ohtee Wegman, tke, HAN eight o'clock. Members are urged
J left.” — — Do you suppose she was Clarence Brady and Mrs. i | Roy Kolp Geib, Marietta CLASS 2-C to October 1, 1944 | 1 attend.
: insinuating? Mann of Columbia Tuesday after- Martins FG SG TG Tis | Eugene Enck, Elizabethtown Samuel Zimmerman Longenecker
'H. Brown....... 209 152 153 514 | Claude Joseph Nissley, Philadelphia Mio ono.
- { noon. gi OD Charles Ys 8 R1, Elizabethtown ’
At another counter a man de-| Miss Betty Mumma spent the Tek srr ante I» i i i gE Tg Willis R. Peters, R2,, Manheim WE HAVE...
ha : He > ee 3 ean 5 3 547 ‘er Zeager , Mo oy Maurice Marsales, arietts
manded:” I want three pairs of , weekend with Mrs. John Martin of Clinger ......... 180 166 188 534 | Elmer Titus Gish, R3, Mt. Joy Sa x ew 3
stockings.” The clerk eyed him and East Petersburg. J. Barnhart..... 203 160 194 557 | Ethan Mark Kaylor, Elm John Harold Bixler, R1, Manheim
asked: “Are v Lor VOUT ie or) r. and Mrs. Claude Reigle of — mm at ew | John Edwin Fullerton, Charlotte, Yan ube rh sim |
asked: “Are they for your wife or{ M g Total ; Nt GT Tia NC Jacob Reuben Myer, Rl, Manheiin |
shall I show you something: bet- | Mount Joy visited Mr. and Vis ie uate Cees » ii 937 2735 Bod So int Th Allen Firestine Alleman, Rl, Etown M EATS - - 4
00 i | 3 S TG Tis |? eroy Alber issley, Etown aul Reist M 8 : anhei
ter? | John Fogie Sr. Sunday afternoon. i ! Sis G18 | Sherman Bair, Bainbridge P ul Reist Mummau, R 3, Man eim ,
dav A Myers........ 2 12 202 165 579 8 Eugene Roy Neidigh, R3, E'town
Mrs. Daniel Derr spent Sunday Hoge... 177 162 172 511 | William Albert Rapp, Marietta Ta Norman Newcomer R1 Mt & .
But to top it all a Florin man with Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd Derr ofp Myers. ...... 188 149 202 539 | Lester Stormfeltz Nissley, Lititz Jov : | .
went into a ladies’ shop and blush Mount Joy. [Spangler REA 140 180 200 sz Rober Eby, Lititz | Jay ‘Jacob Swope, R1, Elizabetht'n ¥ | Elizabethtown, Pa.
ingly said: “I went a corset for my | Visitors of Mr. and Mrs. William Bennett ........ 179 189 200 568 | oY nd he, 21, | Sylvester Blodgett Walters, RI, Hi ar fn
5 iid Pa yi _ | francis Marion eifer, Mlizabethtn | "id ; |
wife.” The clerk inquired: “What Fogie Sr, were Lester Fogie of | Ivan Gilbert, Mariett: | Ftown . a . | ENT SERENE RAH
bust?” And he stammered: “Nothin’. Camp McKain, Mississippi. Mr. Totals ........ 806 882 939 2717 Clift rd on Mose Maytown [Clayton payer, 22 West Main St. Mt. Joy SENTIAL WORKERS WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED
It just wore out.” {Harry Fogie, Mrs. Anthony Orio, Stuckey’s a | Frank Ludwig Sweigart, R2, Denver | Rh ae Ryn ser, nl, Ain WITHOUT A STATEMENT OF AVAILABILITY.
and daughter, Antoinette, Mrs. Ber-| fuckey’s FG SG TG Tis | john George Blecker, Manheim | LeRoy Hoffer, Marietta SEN IN NEE :
ai , : (Mummau ....... 193 188 177 558 | Wilmer E. Brown, Port Deposit i Shy ano WHEN IN NEED OF
Up at Middletown a week or so nard Parvola and daughter, Mrs./eecpy .......... 294 198 161 383] Md. RL * posiy, Charles William Albert, R3, Man- em
ago they dug an excavation on the Slazack and daughter Helen, all of Fackler ......... 188 156 176 520 | Cletus dre Frey, Manheim (L Jam kor SI beraer. Bo Crushed Ce Building |
main highway to repair a water Philadelphia. Mrs. .Noah Gephart Carntan 1 in 15 561 | Hervey Nelion: Storer. Narheim Pane: Shenenberger, R2,
pipe. At night they naturally had Mrs. No Yous o* gi Ty I" il 22 umn Bae dues, By [7 Murtin Shafter, RO. Manheim ; Eyes Examined
e anter angi Mrs. Melvin Martin, of caster, | Robe c¢W. Rice, Flizabethtow Cec nr Xe ye
4 lantern hen ging : Hier 10 Mic Farl Garner, of Oyster Pont Totals ........ 984 907 883 pI Carles Marion Jones, R1, E'own | ein a CLASS 3-C-H 5 CEMENT, SAND,
warn motorists, which brings me to "> al re inns FG SG TG Tis| Harry Haldeman Becker, R2, Man- | © Jenne. Hottenstein Moyer, R2, CONCRETE BLOCKS,
my story. Tve been told that a lo- Mr. Adam Fogie and daughter Carols ......... 185 196 192 573| heim ba SILLS, LINTELS
¢al man went to Harrisburg one Arn of Elizabethtown, and Mr. and pje;g0] 203 190 170 563 | John Wilbur Long, R2, Lititz Aer Musser Wolgemuth, R1, Mt. STEEL SASH ’ i] IR S P MI LI
Edws q 2 i i 3 Ep smn | Jonas and} : ; , ine 1 ey ‘ | I
night and sat in his car for threo rg on Tats eens gms tin opie Spittler, Rl, Bain- | gence R. Nissley, R2, Lititz OVERHEAD GARAGE || * . . S
hours in front of that excavation . Tr Be ro Earl Td 7 h BE CLASS 4-A i :
dock Lis Haas 167 203 211 581 | Earl Eshleman Wolgemuth, E'town | AAS ‘ DOORS. O 9 t me t
a waiting for the light to turn green. | sick list. ! ba he a = | Harold Clifford Barthold, Manheim | Harry Watson, Manheim ! I t
Mrs. Ida Eisenberger, of Kinder- oan 920 948 953 2821 | Jay M. Koser, Box 113, Florin Amer Mahlon Kreider, Florin A i
ota ote hook, spent the weekend with her i - | Paul Wilmer Metzler, R2, Etown [Orville Austin Liddick, Manheim o an | wen
A Scotsman wrote to a friend | | HOURS
: : "sister Mrs. Daniel Moore. Te we | : Se Je | Samuel F. Shaffer, Elizabethtown CONCRETE WORK Moose Bl {or 3 C
here in the states, who was one of x S : Kreider's FG SG TG Tis | Con. in CLASS 1-A | Honry Dewey Obetz, Manheim #3 Prompt and Service U5. Daily, 9-5
his clansmen. He , asked: “Why 4 Mrs. gig Be who spent poygherty ...... 182 169 226 577 | Robert Strickler Eshleman, Mount CLASS 4-E CALL Thurs., 9-1
onl vou write? You can fill your |4 months with her daughter, Mrs. J. Bainbart...... 164 192 169 525| Joy Vertis Groff Bradley. RI, Manhel p- Hizabet I
fol you : pe oan y | George Moore, of Columbia, retwrn- R. Heck......... 159 192 196 547 | Russell Morrow Fry, R2, Palmyra |} Ji B: ley, B2 M lin ’ |§ Elizabethtown EVENINGS
pen free at the post office. is reo | Willis Zoo hill Bis Bag | Ray Martin Longenecker, RI, Hi Tues. Fri. S
led to her home on Monday. Kreider ........ 194 178 180 a V lism Kraybill Risser, R1, Bain- | Blizaketltown = | ues., Fri., Sat., 6:30-8
in | gmp men —— Doe’ ............ 166 146 172 484 ridge gh . MT. JOY, PA |
wl ID ! a ¥oidich Moria i Cer. in CLASS 4-F ' ’ ' . DHONE 73/7
A sweet young girl from Man disappointed. Someone remarked David Maryn Neidigh, Marietta | Marlin White Hosler, R3, Manhein Res, 903.R.14 Office 903.R.15 Vom PHONE 334]
re - a} yp ry y ro a wm St \ ) 4 wr viariir lite Sier, Ing, nnemm
heim got engaged and told all her | I Totals 865 877 943 2635 | Laverne Jchn Swope, R1, E'town
fri hor fan be a. {that a downtown hubby beats his, =. =~ "7 G SG TG Tis | John Kreider Myer, R3, Manheim CLASS 4-F ST — - 5 rts acta
Tiends oe Xs i 1 08 or wife ub every morning. Waiting for Yonioy 0 : 1 : Llecyd Baker Shenenberger, R2, | Charles Fdwin Titus, Jr. Jackson- a;
When they asked her what kind of the gruesome details, she added: Bogzer Say 3 15 202 ow Manheim | ville, Florida : :
a doctor, she replied: “He told me “He nets cies 3 a Germer ........ 166 46 212 524 | Ray Shearer Summy, R2, Manheim | Guy Arthur Haines, R1, Columbia
he's a liver and kidney selalist.” e gets up at six and she gets up/Schneider ...... 179 197 194 550) Henry Richard Zook. RS. Lancaster) CLASS 4-F
e's a liver and kidney specialist. i at eight.” 179 190 205 578 | moon Rie ar Z ok, 36, ancaster| LASS =
All went well until one day she | Troni wees 035 187 172 594 Norman Lewis Ruber, Greenbelt, | Charles Edward Reuter. Marietta
a ay eter ONO versus dn & Os Md | rr etl CR - ——
paid an unexpected visit to his | ’ tls — - . ip ATE © YT ‘3 | |
a | Oh, I know what you're thinking. : a =~ or | Robert Witmer Brandt, R2, Colum- . "“
ometown and four 1 -| AF ' ¥ alg oes. )63 899 985 284 : |
oy h on ad J hs in 5 bay | After you finish reading this column uth re 63 890 98 4 BL oa The Final Decisions |
i) Shp and po ht og! 2 ig: : probably say to yourself: FG SG TG Tis Hors Bid Yoon, Coils |
— Now can you blame the guy?! « yy : nna — i
. . And they hang pctures.” — — — schneider 92 83 563 : es ies v TG
After all, she didn’t have to jump at | wr 1 4 d : 3 hires yr BR. Schneider cred 192 i 183 563 : CLASS 1-A-L | : Continued in CI Ase 1-A : |
si ell, why don’t you send me some Lease .......... 176 170 192 John William Kennedy. Marietta | Claude Russel Engle. R3. Manheim |
cenclusions. “ie A 20 . " n illian nnedy, Ma Clay 2 M im |
laffs and make it interesting? Hostetter ....... 2 05 160 183 | Cen. in Class 2-A te Aue. 15, 194
rm Grove ...... 147 193 200 CLASS 1-A-0 | Con. in Class 2-4 te Aug. 15, 181 |
hich ror s of Good. ore 216 195 185 Clyde G. Hollinger, Manhein | Joseph LeRoy Eshlema ETE
Woe remind pe 8 We overhiesvd a conversation bes Geod 16 va 5 wa i a” | Philadelphia TR
ation : gs a : he bs ape : Fi { tween two Marietta street women, Totals ........ 936 906 943 2785 Manheim Can. in Class 2-B to A vil 1, 194 = 3 x
Fats ies: 1 Br ne | the other day. One said her daugh- Derrs FG SG TG Tis'Y- Stanley Heisey, R2, Manheim | Edwin FE li Musser, R2, Mt. Joy &
hesitate: » said: “I know I'm not ’ . | Con. i lass 2-B Anvil 15 19445
re 2, ; Sn A ’ oe ter says she doesn’t want to get Mateer ......... 184 143 180 5121 CLASS 1-C | Con. wy Clan 2 a apy 5 Mi) A N D
WE b> lock ov - Be Sie pg married. Her neighbor replied: “Just Herr ........... 5) 152 156 467 Cail Edwar Shaffer, Mt. Joy | HO Ad Sein & futon ais
sp Joa; Sail, you'll at WOrK @% | wait until the wrong man comes Tripple ......... 178 3 144 451 Same! Way, Mount Joy Ernest Frank Braun, Wahiawa A T —
day. — Tactful, isn’t she? along.” Poe ............ 147 160 183 490 CLASS 2-A to Aug. 1, 194 Oahu. TH )
A Der ie ahve 181 179 224 581 | David Fmerson Geib, Manheim [J nes R Miller, Oahu, TH
sed te hink th: oe WOrs = - = ww inCh 2.4 Al | Fron 3 ONE fs a OS
1 used to nae ; the The manpower shortage and gas-| Totals .... 841 807 889 2537 john C He A 10 Aug 1, 154 | Cor. in Class 2-B te May 26, 1511
weather possible was raining cats | 3 on aS ro { 1 C. Hershey, Elizabethtown | George Henry Becker, Honclulu,
da vat I think h ili oline rationing didn’t keep Mr. lS Wa CLASSE 2-A to October 1. 154 | CTH > ? |
an ogs, bu hin ailing a : San ia El TY ober Sr | . WS
sitedt car. ic Worse. Rupp, one of eur. school teachers, LANDISV!! LE David Melvin Yohn, Manheim | Con. in Class 2-B te June 1, 194 |
from getting to classes on time £7, Con. in Class 2-A to Oct. 1, 194 | Ross Fach Barto, New York
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A 1ad “ile ont walling Tuesday - A. M. Several uptown harry Elvin Ginder, Manheim M. Luther lor, Rome, N. Y.
: a. " y ro lh ne students supplied the “pushing Mrs. Helene Jenkins, of Phila, Tay © Bo rer BY, Manheim Paul S. Jansch, Utica, N. Y.
card, ior the Mrs ime, ol her . 9 ai a i anamaker, E'town or. in Class 2-B to July 1, 1944 Bozo >
Cie ens {power Wo ‘the weckend guest of My. and | 7. [2 RIA EF, LOW] Cor. in Cla PRETTY COLORFUL
roller’; intentions to wary agen, : Mra. Job M. Swarr. EE SS EASTER
Ape 8 Ht 5 Si > 1d " The other day some one asked Mr. and Mrs. John M. Swarr en- fe 2
m and ery about it. She ct
Sown She about it. She couldnt | yo what happened when the human tertained Mr. and Mrs. Howard J Oo Y MATINEE | S ] i R 7 OYS S
«<n a ep-father. . . " i “ 8 ae
ED a siep-2aihe body is completely immersed in wa- Bonsmier, of Germantown, and Mr TANG ONS ” SATURDAVS A : A SIZE AND STYLE T
ter. I said: “Usually the telephone Helene Jenkins, of Phila, on Suu- HOLIDAYS . £719
And now would you like a rings” dey SATURDAYS AND 2 PLEASE EVERYONE!
renth-talein on. BS. By. 6-8-10 P.M. 2:00 P. a
Breen taking Soy. 24 ut an Si rere Mrs. Mayme Miller, of Lancaster, ——— Mount Joy, Pa. M- € lo J :
tor who was forced down In mid-} 3, Berrier tells me that there’sspent Monday at the home of Mi
Cuddly bunnies and chicks i c o c
There he was — — swim-
cold battling
heroically against the waves. “Just
a half-mile more,” he thought, “and
¥ll make it to that tiny island.”
His strokes were getting weaker. He |
ccean?’
ming in the water,
could hardly lift an arm anymore.| ihe other: “My but you're growing Mr. and Mrs. Earl Ginder and son tebe i
The ste. way only 2 100 FES] canis pone ti Th S00 Fe Dorel ‘ahd Mr, and. Mrs, Aller RICHARD ARLEN — JEAN PARKER in I} vou cast
away. His last efforts were too] ,. » . ; . ; Ad LLIVER PER-
y : tion points in the last few weeks.” Ginder were Sunday dinner guests “MINE SWEEPER” | SONALLY! or SN
much. He began to grow dizzy. — A of Christ Martin and family at Eli- Re EAS i E R N DY
—Then his head began to swim and| ju about the time the other pig zabethtown. 5¢-10¢ and 15¢ cach ( A
carried him ashore. was going to answer, Jim's wife S/Sgt. James S. Kitner has re- TUESDAY, APRIL 11
an old adage that at certain times and Mrs. John M. Swarr.
and on certain occasions they claim Mr. Henry H. Koser spent Tues
animals talk. day and Wednesday in Philadelphia
— attending the Federation of Insur-
The other morning when he went ance Companies. The sessions were
out to feed his hogs the one said to held in the Ritz Carlton.
rang the breakfast bell and that dis- turned to Marana Army Air Base,
FRIDAY - SATURDAY, APRIL 7 - 8
MARGARET SULLAVAN - ANN SOTHERN in
“CRY HAVOC”
MONDAY, APRIL 10
GENE AUTRY — SMILEY BURNETTE in
| EASTER
| CARDS
TO CARRY THAT MESSAGE
CHOCOLATE
FULL LINE OF
LADIES’
| NEW AND
COMPLETE LINE OF
A first year astronomy student turbed both of ‘em Tucsou, Arizona after spending a
pees So All sper j “RID 9) . | ANK - o
fourteen day furlough with his E, TENDERFOOT, RIDE RA YON WwW E A R A N i L E i S i $e - 29c and 35¢ pair
A a
has just enlightened me of the fact
hh RB that the reason we always speak of | ifiv che ov will mick parents, Mr. and Mrs. John Kitner.
Fes the moon as silver, is because of the |, The Je Sioder wil ick ii ne WEDNESDA 59¢ 69 : IN SOLID COLORS AND WHITE
5 1 v 3} 3 : wll - PT
mm halves and quarters. — — See what | och allow before she eats it. A far-sighted reader suggests they Y THURSDAY. APRN. 12 - 13 1 e~.79¢ - 93¢ REAL VALUES IN LADIES
you learn at college? en make berths in street cars where OLSEN & JOHNSON — CASS DALEY in INEXPENSIVE AND PRAC- i =
“When did Caesar reign?” asked they now put ads, and thus cater to oh ”» TICAL GARMENTS i 4 c-5 C= C~ 1
: y In order to conserve fuel, a Bar-|the teacher of a Freshman. “I didn’t the long distance hauls. CRAZY HOUSE HOSE 41 9 62 9151.01 pair
: bara Street man had the painter | know he rained,” was the reply. A ——————— | : BEAUTIFUL
give his house three coats. He fig-| voice from across the aisle whisper- Remember students “It’s better to NEXT WEEK, FRIDAY - SATURDAY, APRIL 14 - 13 MISSES" AND LADIES | 23
ured that oughta make it warmer. |ed: “Didn't they hail him?” have gone to school and flunked MARGARET O'BRIEN — MARSHA HUNT in . HAIR FLOWERS
> than never to have slept at all. Sid | S i] DS 2 i &9 AND 0c-29c
Heard what I thought was al Happy Easter. ——————— “LOST ANGEL” i Gp a9 BOUTONNIERES
gm piece of juicy scandal, only to be! —A WISE OWL’ Subscribe for the Bulletin. J ;
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