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The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancaster County, Pa., Wednesday Afternoon, December 22, 1943

seven

OWL LAFFS

— YY
A WISE OWL
Recently a family here had coms
pany and due to lick of sleeping
quarters the lady of the house and
her guest slept Even
though the host was ill, the guest
insisted they open the window
about half way in their bed room.
Next morning the guest was asked
how she slept and she replied,
“Just fine.” We have learned since
that this entire house is equipped
with storm windows.
together.

One fe cur farmers who was but-
chering last week says: “A black
market is a condition arising when
there are too few hogs cn one side
of the counter and tos many on the
other, — —I believe he’s get some-
thing there.
A New Haven sirect
‘ly has the perfect solution to home |
When his wife uses isd

man certain-
problems.
gets even ;
by using her powder puff to shine
his shoes.

A woman walked into our post]
office, put down $500.00 for War |

Bonds, and said: “I've been saving
“‘this money to divorce my husband, |
but I can stand him easier than 1|
can Hitler,” — — Yeah, man!!
ee
Some women have their own de-
finitions but I'm not sure I agree
“with the one who defines “stale- |
Clgyt Newcomer mailed out cal-
§o His ‘Gdstomets and when! thas a
“one got’ to it’s destination Bus Kra- | therein by Mr.
mer had to pay 16c postage to get]
it. He didn’t that
opened it and found that Ira (the
had substituted |
mind until he |
calendar collector)
cide who is’ their friend—the rail-| two foul goals for a total of 14,
road or the Agitating Outfit cooking points.
up the vote. Fast Hempfield HL. 8S. G F Tis
: 0 Heamy. F.............. 6 2 14
Saver, dng 3 3 9
n IX. Snavely, F........... 0 0 0
Isaac Breneman, 78 6
W. Enavely, G.......... 0 1 1
(From Page 1) (Brandt, G.............. 0 1 1
was engaged in trucking on his|Habecker, G........... 9 0 0
farm along the Back Run several Totals oo 13 3 51
miles north of here. [Mount Joy H. S. G F Tis!
\ 3
His hobby is flowers. He now has Kendig, Boronia: 2 1 5
a hybiscus which blooms pure white] AULT 2 z 31
and dark red from the same root.. | preneman, Eon :' eo nl
Also six different colors of petunias, Frown, G.............. 0.0 0
from dark blue to almost white or . ——
the same stalk. Also eight colors of, Totals ...... 12 4 82
morninglories and an equal number, .. S¢ore by pericds:
: |F. Hempfield H. S...6 8 10 10—34
of colors of lady-slippers, as wellinfount Joy............ 86 8 6-28
as many others, Referece—Leon Keene.
The Bible is his choice reading a es
with T. B. Terry’s book on how to} DONEGAL WINS, 35-26
2 |Fast Donegal H. S. G F Tb
Keep Young and Live Long, a close arnold 4 0 3
| second. He sleeps with an open{Trager, F.............. 00 0
window in all kinds of weather. F............. 8S 0. .18
v Wittel, 2 1 5
Mr. I. D. Stehman, local miller, Witte Soa 0 0 0
mate” as a hushand you're tired of. | has a small faney table made by|Aunest, Gia 0g 3 8
| Mr. Breneman many years ago| Welgemuth, CF. Laramie, 1 1 3
| while Mr. Reist Mumma, at Rheems,| fetal Tw =
sickle ih { ofals ..... 00000 10 J OQ
pickle ih/a | bottle placed Vierietta H. S G F Tis |
Breneman in 1885, F...... big ¢ 0 0
nearly fifty-nine years ago. Mr.lwilliams F............. 0 1 1]
Mumma bought the bottle at Mr. | Hoover, Fi. 6 HE
| Breneman’s sale several years C............. 3 2 8
! for $1.52 { Joadling, Gr... heey os 0 b 0!
pei Haas, G......... ven 1 21
a 1943 one instead of a new 1944| Mr. Breneman is well preserved. | Smedley, CG. 1 0 2
one. He doesn’t know who to blame | He goes to the bank, signs docu- : ~~ 7 on}
but we feel sure Mike Klessinger ments and transacts business with-| Totals .............. 11 4 26
is behind® tha’ whole thing.

living at Flor-
can’t under-
A married woman
in tells me she just
stand
Africa almost a year
derstand why he do
then.
husband. He's been in
ber

ind can’t un-
n’t drop her a
lion now and
A fellow from
buying a suit at Lancaster when he |
ncticed printed on a card: GUAR-
ANTEED 109 PERCENT COTTON.
He said to the clerk. “I thought you
said, this suit was all wool.”
The clerk replied: “0, don’t
mind that ticket. We put that on
here to fool the moths.”
near town was

A sailor who recently returned
home remarked to his girl friend:
“Youre a dear, sweet girl, Anna.” |
His Blonde replied: “But my
name is Sue.”
He said: “You're a dear, sweet
girl, Anna love you with all my
heart.”
morose
And then there was the moron |
who thought a finger wave was al
hitch-hiker’s appeal.
Pe
<A’ local couple were dining at
Lancaster and while figureing what |
they were going to eat the waiter
said: “How about the lobser, Ma’- |

am?”
She replied: Oh, he can order |
whatever he likes.
The other evening a local fellow |
took his son along with him to
spend the evening because that was |
the wife's orders. Next day the lad |
asked his mother how old his Dad |
was and she seid: “Why do you
ask?”
He .replied: “Well, -he must be |
pretty old because I heard him say |
last night he raised his auntie.”

Met a Manheim street youngster |
running down the alley past the |
fire house to beat the cars and when |
1 asked him why he said: “I'm try-|
in’ to keep two fellows from fightin
—me and another guy.”
|

A little fellow at Landisville told
me his cornet pyovides his weekly
When } asked him if he

income.
| played in a he replied: “Nope,
Jo
| ammunition, a boy here in
The Low Down |
From Hickory Grove
I dent often get too agitated—not,
enough maybe, sometimes. But I do
work myself into sort of a vexed
state when somebody like these fel- goals.
lows stirring up a strike-vote on the! Mount Jey J.V G F Tis |
Fuiltoads open up. and say F..2.........., 2.1 Bi
: 8 Frey. M.F.......... 1-0 2
roads are making too much.” I am Wagner, C 0 1 1
not in the railroad business—none|Fiersol, G.............. 1 0 2
of my folks are—I can pop off with-|Shupp, G.............. 2 os!
cut somebody saying, “that guy C- 1.0 2]
not fair.” eo oe
: a 9 2 20
The railroads have been limping] 3
along with their tongue hanging |g
|E-Town J.V’S 3 FB 5
out, and parched, for years. The Hith, F.............. g ’
folks who forked up the cold, hard| Engle, F............... 9 of
dinero to build the roads are peo-| Peters, Privo nls 1 0 2|
ple just like anybody else—they| p g © dl
cught to eat too, but they have not Ank, A ey 2 g
Leen eating regular or hearty. They Raffensgerger, G ee 0 3 3
been holding the bag. The Roads _— — —
made jobs during the lean years for Ton eT ia 6 4 181
: : | Score
the ks whe are" now being told! Mount Je i si ied 20
ey should strike on accountofnot ......................... i8
being treated right. That is where I|
start gétting vexed—and my blood |S. Navy.
pressure rises. Ding-bust it, if there
had been no roads built there would|
cr con—union or vice versa.
Workers should have a meetin’)
with their wife and family and d=}

25 cents.
- . |
He has been a consistent reader!
of the Bulletin for many years and|g Donegal Jr. H. S.
| we sincerely hope he lives to en-|Hawthorne, F....... eos 2 1

Ancther little chap said to his
| father: “Daddy, you must be grow-
ing taller every day ‘cause the top
of your head is poking up through
| your hair.”

An East Main street woman]
teaching her little daughter the al-
| phabet said: “Now, dearie, what,
comes after “g.”
The child replied: “Whiz.”

Many of our peultry growers get
rid of laying hens after they are a
year cld but here's one gets the
fur-lined water pitcher. A Mid-
dletown paper had an ad offering
“50 year old hens, some laying,” for
We didn’t know hens lived
less laid at that
sale.
that long, much
age.

and no
town
Having a pea shooter
box of compound
He tried one and
discovered a
cathartic pills.
they just fit.
There is a boarding house near!
his home and last Monday the land
lady baped pies and placed them on
the window to cool. They were an
excellent target for the neighbor
boy so he shot them full of pills.
The lady hasn't baked a pie
since.
—A WISE OWL
Basket Ball! |
Eccals Win Preliminary
In the preliminary game our JV’:
[wen in a close and exciting con-
[test by a 20-18 score.
Referee:
Harold Fellenbaum,
tf
East Hempfield Wins
: Fast Hempfield High School de-
now be no jobs to vote about—pro| feated Mount Joy High School by a
{score of 34 to 28 on
»court Friday night.
Hempfield forward, was high scor- |
er of the game wth six field and
Score: by period
ut glasses t ate has never .
cut glasses and to da {Marietta H. S.........9
owned a pair that cost more thang. Donegal H. S.....
the

6
Referee, L. Bell
Referee, R. Sipling.
G
| joy that pleasure and life many Hess, 3-0
more summers. SERS
QO 0
The State Department of Forestsigouseal F.............. 0 0
and Waters has approximately 9 Jehnson, F............. 0 0
million trees for planting in the Jacksen, Foie, q 0
Spring iSinger. 0
pring Miter. B............... 0 0
| Daddy gives me 50 cents not to play] Tctals ............... 6 2
it.” {Marietta Jr. H. 8S. 3 F
Kraus, 7 0
Kreiner, 1 0
| Don’t children ask the darndest Ss DER, 3 5
| questions? On Sunday a little fel-!Fukrman, G........... 3 0
low on his way home from Sunday Miller, G.............. e 1
School said to another: Our teacher/Leamen, F............. 9.9
aid Methasaleh 900 ve: 1q.|Arneld, F on ay pad ie 0 0
said was YX) years OO plain. 0 0
The other lad replied: “I wonder ghellenberger, G....... 0 0
| what they done with all his Christ-| =
mas presents?” Totals ei ives i3 1
{Marietta Jr. H. S...... 45810
{F. Donegal Jr. H. S....534 2
) ; Shupp was |
the victor’s best bet with four field
The score:
latter’s |
Henny, East!

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REG’LAR FELLERS—T

COLLECTED A
LOT OF WOOD
TODAY , POPPA —
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ME AN' PUD \ Z,

HEMPFIELD TRIUMFPHS, 23-21
The East Hempfield High School
basketball team started out with a
whirlwind attack and were out in
front 20 to 12 at half time and
| finally came through with a 23 to 21

EVENINGS J O Y MATINEE
SHOWS SATURDAYS
7AND 9:00 P. M AND
earoronvs | THEATRE| rotioars
6-38-10 P.M. P. M.
Mount Joy, Pa.

FRIDAY — SATURDAY, DECEMBER 24-25
RODDY McDOWALL -- PRESTON FOSTER
“MY FRIEND FLICKA”
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MONDAY, DECEMBER 27 |
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PENNY SINGLETON — ARTHUR LAKE
“FOOTLIGHT GLAMOUR”
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 23 |
MONTY WGOLLEY — GRACIE FIELDS
“HOLY MATRIMONY” |
WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, DECEMBER 28-30
EDWARD G. ROBINSON — MARGUERITE CHAPMAN
“DESTROYER”
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NEXT WEEK — FRIDAY, DEC. 31 — SATURDAY, JAN. 1
DOROTHY McGUIRE — ROBERT YOUNG
“CLAUDIA”

MIDNITE SHCW ONLY — NEW YEAR'S EVE
LOIS ANDREWS
“DIXIE DUGAN"

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YESSIR~~IT'S JUST
CHILLY ENCUGH FOR

‘Evan. Ladies
(From page 1)
C.: T. Hun-
i anniversary of Mrs.
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Mrs,
W. Myers,

Sm le
C. T. Hunsicker, Mrs. Geo.
Rev. and Mrs, H. A.
Minnich and son, Jay; Mrs. Anna
R. Shaub, Mrs. Edna M. Zerphey,
Mrs.
Frances

Bates, Mrs. Boyd

The Lion's Club entertained the
Ladies to a Christmas party on

By GENE BYRNES
i
MAYBE THAT
WOOD WE GOT IN
SWEENEYS SwAMP

Christ Herr, who are laeving for the
army, were presented with gifts.
Santa was present too, and hand-
ed out gifts.
Mr. L. L. Hug was toastmaster.

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& Ld aids
8

ny
na

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the friendly laughter of free pe:
Nee ¢ 3 «gy
= « « the glitter of acres of show windows. and the
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the stillness of a snow-robod

Second Chirisimas afier Bajaan
Wonder where they're going for Christmas?
Who'll wish them “Merry Christmas”?
What's on their menu for Christmas dinner?
What Christmas gifts will they exchange?
What will they pray for on Christmas Night?
What Christinas memories will haunt their heavts
ple?
holiday bustle of free people?
3 ; : :
« « + the stockings hung, the tree trimmed, the
kids up at dawn, the presents un: :
the carols sung by
Pron > 1A9
iree people?
EXTRA War Bonds are YOU buying this Christmas?
Power
& Light
countryside,
Company
victory cver East Donegal High | sicker, the class presented her with Bi >
School on the Landisville, court,| a birthday cake with lighted ean- ishop, Mrs, Katie Wertman, Mrs. | Menday evening. Mr. A. S. Weaver is bedfast since
Tuesday night. = : : Harry Weidman, Mrs. Jane Way,| Aap 00 last Friday.
East Hempfield H. 8S. G F Tis | dles, a piece of which was present- | Mrs. Michael Wagenbach, Mrs. Har- Bout gixiy Were present, Mrs. Long returned home from
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ry sini sain 2 9 4 0 each one present. ry Kaylor, Mrs. Amy Kramer and On the program Were! talk by the hospital.
Bayer Covers 0 3 ose present were: Mrs. Ammon | Mrs. Charles Morton. L. Bowers, group singing, selections | Phe Church of God will bold their
C. Longenecker, C...... 1 . 3 5 Hoffer, Mrs. Sara Haug, Miss Polly by the Acapella Four of East Pe-{ cantata on’ Sunday, Dec, 26th.
B. Snavely, G.......... 2 0 4 | Fennell, Mrs. Pauline Pennell, Mrs.| Stimulate your business by adver- tersburg and a Dutch Skit. ‘ et Spero
Brandt, 0k 2 0 4! L. Kaylor i isi i : ‘ 4
Breer Gm o ° 0 aylor, Mrs. George Heiserman, 'tising in the Bulletin. Bob Bishop, Dick Stevens and Patronize Bulletin Advertisers.
Totals 8 7 3 RR
Ezst Donegal H. S. G F Tis|
Amal Fri aia 1 2 41
Hershey, Ss 4 3
Drager, 0 0 0
Witte), i: 3 1 I f
Apngst, 000 0 QO. 0]
Walters, G............. 0 0 0 /
Wolgemuth, G......... 0 1 1 ’
IMorion, Goce 0 1.1 etsy stn asus esa shasta Siar baie sis ena E Sas sis he Sens nites sinters eee Airset airs ia EL a aaa HE hn .
Potals oo. i savin 6 9.21 i
Score by periods: i
E. Hempfield H. S.....10 10 3 0—23 i
E. Donegal H. S....... 8 409-21 :
Referee, Herr. i
CLUB TO RESUME
CRCUNDHOG VIGIL i
Convinced that war or no war i
there will always be weather, the ;
Lodge of Groundhogs of Quarry- i
ville will be on the job at their fa- ;
vorite groundhog hole come Can- i
dlemas Day, Feb. 2, for a first-hand 1
reading of the forthcoming weather. | i
The lodge, now 37 years old, cur- | i
tailed its activities last year because | }
of the war and the death of its hi- :
bernating governor, George W.Hen- :
sel, Jr. Yesterday William U. Hen- | :
sel, secretary and bondless treas- i
urer, announced that the lodge is i
being re-activated. ;
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HUNTERS URGED TO FILE i
GAME-KILL REPORTS i
The State Game Commission to- | :
day reminded hunters to file 1943 | :
gamekill reports immediately after | i
the Christmas mailing rush. Game | i
law requires every sportsman, re- | :
bab of his luck, to report he-| :
11 11 7-35) gc Jan. 15, 1944 or forfeit a $2.00 |
penalty. i
At Manheim last evening Mount | i
Joy High defeated Manheim High | :
43-35. Box score next week. |
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