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more Owl Laffs like last week. |

REG’LAR FELLERS—You Know It’s Easy on Tires
The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancaster County, Pa., Thursday Afternoon, April 8, 1943
By GENE BYRNES

DO YOU HAFTA .
MIND YOUR LI'L
BROTHER EVERY DAY,
BUMP 7?

YEAH,
DARN T!

YOU KNOW, IT'S
A SHAME. TO
BE WEARIN' QUT
THOSE GOOD RUBBER
TIRES THAT WAY /

BOWLING
TOWN LE LEAGUE

d I get in wrong? Kramer choked| + + *
b because he thought I meant that, Teams WwW. L. PC.
was that ‘iceman and Bob Kun-igepneys .,....... 9 51.575
e had me in a corner. Chief .............. 69 51 575
ond put the: pressure on me, but “7 67 53 558
bin't to blame for it all, our local gyn A 66 54 550
p caused me most of the trouble, pops © 58 62 483
way I'm quitting writing this greiders ............... 51 65 440
lumn ftom now on! is: se 51 69 425
08 Tac Myers ©... 43 73 370
But, before I quit I want to warmn| pg Derr 279; H. S. T. Stuck-
bu, if yout want some good 1035; H, T. Derr 706; H. T. T.,
inment don’t go up to “Chets.” Goods 2,879.
ere’s the reason why — — — You
e, he started :to take up singing, April 5, 1943
tead of wrestling, and boy, is it] Myers FG SG TG TLS
rible? So don't say I didn’t warn! la. Myers. ........ 146 160 187 493
pu. vn... 121 191 175 487
J NE Dov oii, 182 165 167 514
What tobacco buyer from Florine, 159 184 199 542
xe bummed up! A coupla personsip peers... 180 173 167 520
oin town followed him to a restau- dT. re PY
nt the other day and just as he, mop 788 873 895 2556
54 buying ‘himself a drink they] Funk's FG SG TG TLS
hrged in. So, he wanted ‘to. be a 191 189 191 571
pot fellow and buy them one 100. py 233 179 203 615
ey accepted and as soon as 212 165 167 544
ank up, they left without ...... 182 198 171 551
anks or returning the treat. Chis-lpnye | 195 190 188 573
rs,” he ¢alls 'em, and from now on ae
p's gonna change his brand of gas-| moa) |... 1013 921 920 2854
ingr + % i
Bw aiid April 5, 1943
There's just no words for the way Goods FG SG TG TLS
In suffering Tm “stiff, T ache, Ijin ..,...... 156 189 214 559
opt fegl well, in. fact, I'm justizing . 148 244 175 567
ain down miserable—and all be-/packler ......... 153 172 140 465
huse I finally got.arqund to digging ....... 183 192 169 564
hat. doggone garglens If only I'WasiGocy 212 222 159° 593
one,~bub-every. time. I look at what] .. dled
bhava Jeft. to, dig F.get £2 Totals cs 863 1019 877 2748
ITE - — Who sai Fronios FG SG TG TLS
Spring, ~Bah! CHNgEr 169 142 165 476
Ly er *|Reinhold 200.169 194 563
home onifwr=ipge .. i... 148 172 140 460
‘his. shipmates'Railing ......... 180 162 169 511
he of his Tronio ......... 185 196 200 581
! when he said: “And Lp gh LEER
ick as a flash ‘our, ship sank right’ Totals ........ 882 841 868 2591
\ere in“mid-ccean.” So one of his| EL:
teners® And what did you| April 5, 1943
0?” To *which * the “middy” re-| Stuckys FG SG TG TLS
licd, “Oh, I just grabbed a cake of Mummau ....... 159 172 181 512
° pap and washed myself ........... 187 171 138 498
0 I think he’s kidding! \Barnhart ..,..... 219 166 181 566
7 .,-...... 165 178 172 515
But he also told us of the sailor sucky Bo Eb 190 175 220 585
4 ho was experiencing his first ocean Spe 0
8.9 oyage, the ship developed some Totals ........ 920 862 892 2674
c 14 otible. » The “greenic” asked - the Dert’s FG SG TG TLS
c 9 britain what the. trouble was andsponk |... 203 192 192 587
c 18 es captain answered: “The fact is. Barninger ....... 147 173 143 463
c 22 ur. rudder’s broken.” And the sail- Garman ........ 183 201 145 529
c 1 gheerily cried, “Oh, . Don't fret Brown .......... 192 158 180 530
bout that, sir. As it's under watel'poe ............ 159 166 138 463
— early all the time, no one will no-| A 5
Week cet” —'— Ain't it ashame? Totals ........ 790 2572
— 1
talking to two farmers down,

a, . pike. when the one complained:| Bennett's FG SG TG TLS
ose pesky automobiles are fore- ........ 148 146 180 474
er knocking my ‘chickens down.” Germer ......... 166 154 187 507
ut the other one said: “Thats yirich .......... 148 148 180 476
othing. “Automobiles are foreverigeony 141 146 195 483
€ Wicking up my wife” — — I don'tipenpett ......... 187 185 169 542
ow who has the biggest com-| Sveti BY
laint. le 790 780 912 2482
2" vv { Kreider's FG SG TG TLS
‘Aulady on a Harrisburg boundg cider . ...... 199 205 178 582
ain had her baby with her. ey 136 153 194 483
e conductor asked for her ticket Nissley ......... 141 116 147 404
food e’didn’t have ‘any, the baby had Teleky ......... 164 144 201 500
allowed it. So the conductorpogger .......... 170 170 177 517
25¢ uriched the baby. Tell ga
. ; Totals i... 810 783 897 2495
it Here in. the seat next to me
opm Jf Pied during the whole trip and postponed Match, April 4. 1943
OFFER the train reached the station pryepg FG SG TG TLS]
ie “This train service a Myers ....... 159 149 155 463
0], b rotten, always: overcrowded!” Hipple ...... 137 209 124 470
for eco- asked: “You had a seat, »Horner ......... 163 139 150 452
ndreds of adn’t you?” The man agreed say- Needham ....... 152 179 229 560
» display. g: “Yes, ‘sure, but my wife had Myers ....... 201 176 201 578
0 stand all the way.” i Ne a
ws | orale didn: 812..852 859 2523
oft y, Stuckey’s
| Mumma ........ 128 202 159 489
SUE Bub 172 153 157 482
’ Barnhart ....... 202 159 156 517
Mateer ......... 263 163 176 602
Stuckey ........ 200 207 157 564
it ag
«19° Totals 965 8884 805 2654
: LL I ee

OOT YOUR
OWN HORN IN
Quip COLUMNS

April 5, 1943

(SBORTSMEN TO SEE MOVIE
The Mount Joy Sportsmen’s As-
sociation will meet in the hich
school auditorium on Mgnday even-
ing, April 12th, at 7:30
Interesting movies will be shown
and the public is invited to attend.

NEWS
about those
IN THE SERVICE

Three Lancaster Couniy men have
been commissioned second lieuten-
ants upon completion of the officers’
candidate course at Fort Renning,
Ga. They are: George B. Erdman,
Manheim; Elmer B. Herman, Lan-
disville, and William C. Hamilton,
Marietta.
Arcadia, Cal.
The Bulletin
Mount Joy, Pa.
Staff Sgt. Earl R. Eshleman, of
Santa Anita, Arcadia, California.
Am quartered hers on the race
track, in fact in the horse stalls.
Everything OK. Would be glad to
hear from folks back home.
Earl Eshleman
Lt. Richard O'Conner, son of Mr.
and Mrs. Joseph O'Conner, of Cuya-
hoga Falls, Ohio, who was killed in
en airplane crash in Florida this
vicinity: The youth’s father former-
ly resided at Marietta where he was
— | employed by the Hiestand Lumber
Company.
Relatives in this section are an
uncle, C. J. O'Conner, Marietta, and
two aunts, Mrs. S. H. Miller and
Miss Marie O’Conner, of this place.
Four cousins of the twenty-two-
year-old lieutenant are also in the
air forces.
Fort Mason, N. C.
Dear Mr. Schroll—
Thanks for the Bulletin. It is a
pleasant medium of keeping in touch
with the boys from Mount Joy and
vicinity and their progress.
Sending you under separatz cover
a folder showing what is now a
very active defense area.
These pictures of course are what
existed before our entering into the
war, and naturally’ many changes
have been made and much has add-
ed that I am not permitted to write
about.
Best Wishes,
F ...Ivvin Fritz
The Low Down
From Hickory Grove

With your ration card, yu can
get more sausekraut than any other
food. Anybody caring to put spring
in his step and snap in his eye, can
keep on reading. I been research-
ing. ! i 2
For 150 years sauerkraut kept
sailors in condition. Scientists say
it is rich in vitamins. It is nourish-
ing—wholesome—contains lime, pot-
ash, phosphorous and iron. It is an
intestinal disinfectant and regulator.
Lcuis Pasteur put it at the very top,
as a useful and healthful food.
Pardner, that is high class advice.
Anybody whose appetite is finicky
and who just fiddles and pokes
around at his food, won't poke and
fiddle any more once he samples
sauerkraut. He will be as full of
vim and vigor as is kis old car after
it gets a new set of spark plugs—
and a valve grind.
And for any person hankering a
shocking breakfast and wanting
something to talk about for the rest
of the day, he will warm up a hefty
spoonful of sauerkraut. Then he
will proceed to nestle along side it,
a 3 inch sizzling sausage cake and a
shimmering “egg. Succulent
and delectable. Oh Boy!
Yours with the low down,
a sy...
Opening the 1943 baseball season
at Neffsville Friday West Hempfield
defeated Manheim Township High
school 7 to 5. ]

WE ORTER

| 100 Firemen
(From Page 1)
Fire House have bzen repaired by
Mr. Eli Smeltzer. Paper towels
have been purchased, but due to the
fact that containers have not ar-
rived, they have not been installed
to date. John Hendrix has been
hired as janitor for the new build-
ing.
Richard Divet reporting for the
finance committee reported the ap-
proval of all bills. John Hendrix re-
porting for the memorial committee
reported Abe Greiner in the hos-
pital.
James Schneider was installed as
a member of the entertainment
committee and Horace Wertz was
placed on the committee to assist
the entertainment committee.
President Groff was instructed to
have the pool table repaired by the
Rosatto-Barry Company for $45.
Ray Myers reported to the com-
pany that an invitation was received
from Columbia to parade at the
Lancaster County Firemen's As-
sociation Convention, which is to be
held in Columbia, June 5. There
was no definite action taken on this
matter.
The secretary was instructed to
submit to Columbia the . require-
rents’ which they need for the year
Looks. :
It was decided that tae janitor
shall receive his instructions from
the trustees. Robert Kunk'e report-
ed that the janitor shall take care of
everything in the building ho
the kitchen.
It was also decided that
which the financial secretary se ends
out for assessments should be print-
éd in such manner that the ¢leath of
the member is inserted as well as
the. dead line of payment of same.
The Drabenstadt death benefits will
be due on the May meeting night.
The Financial Secretary read off a
list of the delinquent members io
cate. These members will be noti-
fied in writing of their delinquent
dues and will be given until the
May meeting night to pay their de=
time. will be thrown out of the
company. ;
The company sent a vote of thanks
10 Eli Smeltzer for fixing the clocks.
Ray Myers reported receiving an
invitation from Quarryville for 5 of
our members to attend the burning
of their mortgage on their building
on April 22, 1943. The company de=
cided to table this invitation for the
time.
It wes suggested that the company
buy an honor roll and have names
inscribed of those members who are
now in the service from our
pany. This motion was not carried
but it was decided that the Presi-
dent should’ appoint a committee of
3 to investigate the purchasing of a
suitable honor roll for the company.
He ‘appointed _ the = following com-~
mittee: Robert Kunkle,
Divet and Ray Myers. ;
The company passed a motion
that any service man who has been
discharged up to this meeting night,
April 1, should have all previous as-
sessments paid by the company.
Henry S. Breneman was electad
as a new member in our; company.
The Financial Secretary submiit-
ed the following report;
Receipts: Building Fund: Dues,
$145; Relief Fund: Assessments,
$97.90; General Fund: Pumping war
ter, $3, Boro Appropriation, $200;
total, $203; Entertainment Fund: Soft
drinks, $83.83; Application fees, $2,
total, $85.83.
Expenditures: Service Fund dues:
$3, Assessments, $150; total $4.50;
General Fund: Newcomer Service
Station (gas) $2.05; Earl Brooks
(dry cell) $2.80; D. A. Schroll
(printing) $34; B. F. Peffer (keys)
$2: Col. Tele. Co. $8.34; Bulletin
(annual report) $17.20; H. S. New-
comer (dry cells) $2.58; O. K. Sny-
der (bond) $10; Irvin’ Smith (serv.
stars) : $1.50; Stamps (Halbleib)
$2.50; total $82.97. Entertainment
Fund: Clyde Miller (atlas) $3;
Phila. Inquirer, 72c; Geo. Shickley
(radio repairs) $1.50; total $10.22.
The Treasurer reported the fol-
lowing balances as of April 1, 1943:
General Fund, $288.38; Relief, 2,-
433.78; Building, 437.76; Entertain-
| ment, 45948; Service Men's Fund

LISSEN, BUMP —-
OUT A WAY TO
CONSERVE THEM
He dart
linquencies and if not paid by that |
| pastor cf the
Richard §

FIGGER is "GOO0D
ITS GOOD

'IRONVILLE
The v. B B. C. E. held
its regular meeting on Sunday even-
ing, with Carolyn Mummaw, presi
dent, presiding. The meeting opened
with singing, “He Lives,” “Living
for Jesus.” The group was then led
in prayer by Jacob Kauffman. The
president read Matt. 7-12. The les-
son for the evening was the Golden
Rule. A trio, Jean Albright, Nancy
Mummaw, Mildred Seigrist, sang
“Near to the Heart of God.” The
lesson was discussed by the follow-
ing: George Rost, The high limits of
the golden rule; Glenn Kauffman,
adaptability in the business world;
Dcrothy Cooper, What would hap-
pen to the war if more people would
follow the Golden Rule; Frances
Mummaw, Can a person live the
golden rule if they are not a Christ-
ian? Loraine Rettew, Practice of the
golden rule; Carolyn Mummaw,
Overcoming evil with good. Betty
Ulrich réad a poem “I shall not pass
again this way.” The meeting closed
by singing “Lead me to Calvary.”
Sunday morning the Ironville
Sunday school held a special service
with Wilbur Albright the chairman,
Marion and Betty Ulrich sang a duet
and Dorothy Cooper offered prayer,
Gleria Wagner gave a reading. Ruth
Staley’ ‘taught the Sunday school
lesson to the entire school. Lois
Young played a piano solo and Ruth
Von Stetton, read the 100th Psalm
while Doris Eby read the scripture.
John Eby presented Arthur Norris
of ‘Tancaster, and Mr. Norris then
introduced the speaker, Donald
Witmer, “assistant principal of the
MecCask dy high school.
Miss ‘Hazel Fornoff, a student at
Valley College, was visit-
ing her, parents, Mr, and Mrs.
George Fornoff, over. the week end.
Pvt... Marshall Albright, a. sen of
Mr. and Mrs. Harry M. Albright,
has been transferred from Camp
Crowder; Missouri, to Camp Meade.
Md.
Misses - Lillian and Eva Jane
‘Mummaw, have returned to school
and werk after being off two weeks
because of illness.
Mrs. Harry K. .. Musser, Sarah
Jane Mummaw and Mrs.” John A.
on the sick list.
Mrs "Charles Fornoff and son,
Dickie, of Kinderhook, were visit-
Ironville United B.
church will observe open house at
the parsonage at. Oyster Point on
Thursday ‘evening. Due to gas ra-
tioning, the young people are going
to ‘hike there.
On Sunday afternoon, . the Iron-
ville walking club, made a ten mile
walk, going in the direction of
Central Manor, they all enjoyed the
walk but returned very tired.
Of ‘particular interest to many will
be the announcement that the Rev.
Otto Samuel, German Jewish refu-
gee, who ‘has been in nine concen-
tration camps in Germany, Belgium
and France and personal friend of
Paster Martin Niemoeller, will be
guest speaker at the Spring Rally,
in the Ironville Sunday School on
Sunday, April 11. Pastor -Samuel
was driven from his pulpit as a re-
sult’ of the anti-Jewish agitation in
Germany. Mr, Samuel will give the
story of his sufferings at the hands
of the Nazis, as well as his miracu-
lous deliverance in the afternoon
service, 2:00 'P. M.
There will be special music by the
Music Makers, boys’ band who will
present a 15 minute concert at 9:00
A. M. Miss Miriam Trostle, is the
soprano, Mr. Lester Divet, bass.
DT i.
When in need of Printing. (any
thing) kindly remember the Bulletic

$5.66. - Balance of Pumper Note,
$772.75.
The following bills were approved
as read: 3
United Twine & Paper Co. $6.55;
P. P. & L. credit of 20c; Newcom-
er's Serv. Sta. 205; James B.
Spangler, 492; News-Advertiser,
6.50; Ruhl’s Flowers, 15.25; Col.
Tele. Co, S45.

FOR A INDIAN BABY,
Fox are amongst those of the village |
ENOUGH
TRAVELERS IN A TIE
FOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP
The Travelers, local bowling team,
went into a tie at Middletown Sat-
urday night when they won a game,
thereby gaining four points.
The Pennsylvania Classic League
is composed of teams from Cum-
berland, Dauphin and Lancaster
counties and our Travelers led the
league until Christmas, when dis-
placed by Williams Grove, and later
H. J. Cross, of Harrisburg captured
the lead.
Saturday night the Travelers tied
the leaders for a play-off on neutral
alleys. The Harrisburg teams stand-
ing was 83 wins and 36 losses with
the Travelers standing the same.
Capt. Charlie “Chick” Derr and
his team are out to win this playoff
which will take place in the very
near future.
The round Robin will start fol-
lowing this playoff between all the
teams in the league.
ns it lester
Tough Going in New Guinea -
In the American soldiers’
lance, fighting in the Owen Stanley
range between Kokoda and Port
Moresby, New Guinea, is “‘tough go- .
ing.” The range is the central por-
tion of the 600-mile chain of moun-
tains that streak across Papua from
the Albert mountains in the north-
west to Milne bay, scene of the re-
cent United Nations victory over
Japanese landing forces. ' Razor-
back ridges rise out of the wild low-
lands which are broken only here
and there by native tracks, says a
National Geographic society bulle- |
tin. A dozen summits of the range
pierce the sky at more than 10,000
feet. Twin-peaked Mount Victoria
tops them all at 13,240 feet. Even.
“The Gap,” lowest known. crossing
‘over. the, main ridge, is about. 6,500
feet above sea level, a

Non-Coms' of Industry
We owe the comforts dnd luxuries
of our civilization—and some of its
horrors—mostly to the learned men
of the microscope and the test tube
who work in our laboratories. But |
science does not know everything
as yet. Almost as important are
the able men in overalls who have
come up the hard way and learned
their trades in the school of experi-

ence. They ‘are the non-eommis-
sioned officers in the industrial |
army; and ‘‘an army is only as |
strong as its non-coms.” ~ Will
Irwin.
——— GE =

| place in this country does tHz pe-
| destrian
ing Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Mum-
maw.
Rev.. and. Mrs. -D. L. Shearer, |
A local subscriber Says that no |
stand the chance “that he |
does in the 17 eastern sehboard |
states!
Dr. R. M. Balderson
OPTOMETRIST |

Street
3 P.
85 East M
UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Office hours will be on
THURSDAY ONLY
10:00-to 1:00 2:00 to 6:00

The Financial Secretary reported

100 men in the service.

HOW ARE YOUR SHOES 1
DON’T WAIT TOO LONG.
BRING HEM IN.
City Shoe R pairing Co.
30 SOUTH QUEEN STREET
LANCASTER, PENNA.
HO-HUMMM!

What This Place
Needs, Folks, Is
A Few Good
Ads In This
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TO AVIATION CADETS
It is to be pointed out to the 17
year old enlistees that upon the
date they are enlisted, they have
the opportunity: of specifying * the
date on’ which they wish to ke
called into ‘active duty, as long as

that date occurs within the six

months following their eighteenth
birthday.
According to regulations the Vol-
untary Inductees between the ages
of 18 and 26 years, that upon their |
qualifying for cadet training, and!
completion of their request for in- |

duction, they will be sent by their|| Mon. & Wednfs. 9-560
draft board to an Induction station, Tues, Fri:
and after they have been sworn ABETHTOWN
into the Army, they will Fram / ugh Sn
home for at least seven but not Tues Fri. Sat.
more than twenty one days until! 9:30-1:00.2-5 P. M.
called into active duty by the Com-
manding General of the Service WEEN IN NEED OF
Command.

Stimulate your business by adver=
tising in the Bulletm.
WE HAVE.....

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West Main St., Mt. Joy
Close week days 5:30 P. M.
Saturday 9 P. M.

Res.
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EVENINGS J O Y MATINEE
SHOWS SATURDAYS
7 AND 9:00 P. M.
SATURDAYS T H E A T R E
6-8-10 P.M. Mount Joy, Pa. 2:00 P. M.
AA RR HON hk al
FRIDAY—SATURDAY, APRIL 8-10
BUD ABBOTT — LOU COSTELLO -in-
“WHO DONE IT”
MONDAY. APRIL 12
“YOU \CANT

CAPE FOREVER”
% BRENT — BJENDA MARSHALL
UESDAY, APRIL 13 — 2 HITS

RICHARD LEN J -in- “WRECKING CREW”
»also-
FREDDIE BA HOL MEW -in- © "JUNIOR ARMY”
" “WE AYf— ‘THURSDAY, APRIL 14-15
ee MARLENE
RICH. — JOHN WAYNE
“PITTSBURGH”
-in-

NEXT WEEK — FRIDAY — SATURDAY, APRIL 16-17
PAUL MUNI — LILLIAN
“COMMANDOS STRIKE AT DAWN”
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