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The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancaster County, Pa., Thursday Afternoon, January 7, 1943

A WISE OWL
Well, folks, how many New
Year’s resolutions do you have left
by now? Tl admit I didn’t make
any cause then my spouse had no
chance to bawl me out for break-
- ing them.
I'll admit one thing though, T'll
be darned if I expected to startthe
New Year by Leing vaccinated
again, and at my age too. I fell
like a kid getting ready to go to
school all over again. But it’s a
serious business so be sure and get
your's soon.

sound
that he
If a man is living on a
basis, it probably means
isn’t paying hush money.

group of aliens
gathered
When the last
cecking citizenship weve
in the court hcuse, one of the of-
ficials went to some pains to give
a talk on the American flag. Sud-
denly he asked one of the pros-
pective citizens: “Tell me, what
flies over the city hall?” The alien
thought a minute and then cried:
“Peejins.”
had been taken at
the war wedding, and the happy
pair were assured that proofs
would be sent to them so that the
best might be chesen for delivery.
Some days passed, and the looked
for envelope arrived. All agog, the
young couple opened the envelope.
But instead of pictures of the bridal
group they were confronted with
Photographs
«studies of: a two-month-old- baby.
The bride mearly collapsed. So did
the bridegroom, when, on looking
at the back of one of the proofs,
he read: “Please state clearly when
ordering which size you want, and
how many.”..Next thing you know
they’ll have em in mail order cat-
alogs.
A backwoods boy tried to enlist,
but wes refused because he had
bad feet. Next morning he present-
ed himself again before the doctor.
“It's no us?, I can’t take you, as
you couldn’t stand the marching,”
said the medico. “But why are you
so insistent?” “Well, Doc,” said the
man, “I walked 125 miles to get
here, and I hate to walk back.”
I see where a woman was in a
grocery store, and the store was
cut of coffee. It peeved her, Shs
picked up an onion and heaved it
zt the clerk. And instead of a wild
pitch and beaning an innocent by-
stander, she pooped the clerk in
the eye.
“Well,” says Henry, “If you can
give me some idea as to what you
are getting at I will be much ob-
liged.” “Alright,” I says, “itis about
what this country needs. This
country needs more woodsheds.
This onion heaver gave a good
demonstration of what you amount
to when brought up under a free
rein—where you can express your
self—unbridied.”
Too few woodsheds come from
too many schools harboring teach-
ers saying “let the young mind fol- |
low its bent and expand itself in its |
favorite di#tection.” Sounds great.
But getting popped in the eye with
a Bermuda by a grown up gradu-
zte is hardly so grand and won-
cerful,
“How are you gonna fix it?”
says Henry. “You can’t,’ I says,
“until we ration Psychologists like
we do coffee—or even more so.”
The tramp wandered along and
seeing another minister just ahead,
he hastened up to him and asked if
he would buy him a cup of coffee.
The minister took him into the
nearest restaurant and as they sat
at the table the tramp asked: “Can
yeu tell me where Jesus was
born?” “Why certainly,” replied
his companion, “it was Bethlehem.”
“Well, doggone it, was
in Pennsylvania.”
I knew it
While visiting my old mountain-
eer uncle, I noticed he had been
very much occupied all by himself
By GENE BYRNES

EVERY TIME | READ

ABOUT TH' ENEMY, IT MAKES
ME MAD! I'M GONNA TAKE A
CRACK AT THEM MYSELF/
REG’LAR FELLERS—One-Man Army
ot IL say 1'm Ee
TWENNY-ONE. —— WITH THESE.
LONG PANTS AND THIS MUSTACHE,
| LOOK AT LEAST FIFTY!

Reg. 1%. 8. Pat. Office. All rights reserved.

The
Southernaires at

¥
The Landisville Lion’s Club will
sponsor the Radio
Artists, “The Southernaires,”
Friday, January 15, at 8 P. M., in
the Ezst Hempfield Township high
school auditorium.
The Southernaires Quartet ranks
among tha greatest of vocal ensem-
bles heard today on the air or con-
cert stage. Since 1929 when they
were first organized. their beauti-
fully blended voices have thrilled
great gudiences all over th: coun-
try. They are all true sons of the
and Concert
on

Landisville January 15
about those
IN THE SERVICE

students graduated this week, as
expert airplane mechanics after
completing 16 weeks
training at Keesler Field, Mississi-
rpi, a unit of the Army Air Forces
Technical Training Command.
These men, most of whom were
{ employed in non-mechanical jobs
{ only a few weeks ago, are now
South, singing melodies of their
native soil, covering three cen-
turies of Negro music including
African chants, spirituals, slave | for the important task of
songs and Negro popular songs. | keeping United States warplanes in
They are also able exponents of | fying hd fighting condition.
other kinds of voeal music, pre- | Put. Clyde R. Sumpman son ot
senting classics end ballads as ef- | vir. ond Mrs. Harvey Z. 7 Sump-
5 they do songs of thei | pan, Mount Joy R. D., was one of
A : | the graduates.
Homer Smith is the lyric tenor; | is
Lowell Peters, second tenor; Jay | {
Stonz Toney, baritone; and Wil- | Corp. Harry K. Ressler, son of
liam Edmionson, bass. | Mr.
Spencer and Mrs, Harry M. Ressler, of
Odom is the accompanist.

I Mount Joy R.D.2, has been promot-

Penna. Pheasant
Bag In 1941 Was
An All Time High
Pennsylvania h a s announced a
game kill of over 6,000 tonsin 1941.
While this is less than half of the
1940 tonnage bagged, the Commis-
sion points out that the decrease is
largely due to the smaller deer
bag. In 1940 a bag of 40,995 bucks
and 145,580 does wag taken, while
in 1941, only 19271 bucks were
taken, and there was no open sea-
son on anterless deer.
One bright spot in the picture
was a ringneck pheasant bag that
excecded the previous all-time
high record of 5,717,000 birds re-
ported for 1938. Another was the
unexpected cooperation of the hunt-
ers in sending in eports, in spite of
the larger number now in the
armed forces and industrial plants.
Only 1 per cent less of the num-
ber of hunters reported than in
1940, when 98 and one half per
| cent finally reported.
where there is one thing we need, | during that time I've received the
we already have two things we do | Bulletin regularly. I wish to ex-
not need. “Name a couple,” says|PresS my appreciation for your
Henry. | courtesy in sending it to me.
“Alright” I says, “how about) Although I receive mail from
lindispensable men? You take, 1 | home regularly, there are many
ed from Corporal to Sergeant and is |
i : : ay]
. lat present stationed at Minter Field
lin round numbers 19,000 buck deer, |
! ’ | Bakersfield, California.
re. NE ibbiti G30. |
590 bears, 3,500,000 rabbits, 930, Ressler's Letter:
squirrels, 44 raccoons, | nr. Sehroll: want to thank you
3900 wild turkeys, 187.000 ruffed i: y

[and all of my friends back home for
|the presents I received from them
| for Christmas, especially for the
Bulletin, as it keeps me informed of
the things that happen back home
and it isn't so lonesome when you
| read the Bulletin. Thanking you
all again I remain yours truly,
Sgt. Harry K. Ressler.
grouse, 537,000 ringneck pheasants,
170,000 quail, 31,000 woodcock, 4,000
| shorebirds, 46,000 blackbirds, 55,000
waterfowl and 196,000 woodchucks. |
t All sportsmen await with interest |
ise kill recorded for last year.
—V
‘The Low Down
From Hickory Grove

|
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| December 29, 1942
i Noroton Heights, Conn.
You won't read much except | To The Editor,
about what this country needs. I| It has been exactly three months
been researching, and Sou since I left home for the navy, and

know, |
| bits of interesting news that do not
com- | .
pany, or any place, and let him | enjoy the
! snow and colder
of that it seems just like it does in

Nearly 100 Pennsylvania soldier- |
of intensive
| Fire Co., the Mt. Joy Lodge I. O.

says, the top man in a big me by mail I
sports of the High School and the
kick off. Nextday there will be a
The Mt. Joy Bulletin,
YOUR SON,
MRS. DUFFY,
\ BELIEVE. ~~

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AFTER ALL, THERE ARE
ONLY TEN OR FIFTEEN
MILLION OF THE RN
ENEMY, AND IF HE
GETS AT THEM A
THERE WONT BE SS
ENOUGH LEFT FOR 7)
THE REST OF US!

Gene
B es

Bulletin covers it very well.
I'm stationed at the U. S. Naval
Raidio School in Noroton and like it
very much. Radio seems very com-
plicated at times but I hope to pass
the course.
Here in Conn. the weather is
about the same except there is more
weather, outside
Pennsylvania.
I want to thank you again for
sending me the Bulletin every week.
7 hope I get it every week as long as
I'm away from home;
Sinieerely,
WINIFRED K. ZERPHEY

December 29, 1942
Baltimore, Maryland
My Dear Mr. Schroll,
Just a line to tell you how much
I enjoy receiving “The Mount Joy
Bulletin”. It is a-pleasure to read,
and especially to hear about the
rest of the boys in the service.
Thank you so much, I also want to
say a word of thanks to the Com-
munity Remembrance Committee,
The Ladies Auxiliary of Friendship
O. F. and St. Luke's Church for

all cannot realize how much these
gifts mean when in service.
I am an instructor in Navigation,
on a training ship of the U. S.
Merchant Marine. There are 400
trainees anf over 100 officers and
petty officers and I want to say
here, that I know of no other town,
city or borough, who, were so kind
and thoughtful of their men in. the
service of our country. Hurrah for
Mount Joy Community, She is al-
ways in there pitching.
Thanks again,
Sincerely Yours
JOHN B. TYRON, Q. M.

Seymour Johnson Field, N. C.
Pvt."Max R. Baltozer, son of Joseph
G. Baltozer, Church street, Florin,
Pa. was graduated this week from
the Aviation Mechanics’ course at
this branch of the Army Air Forces |
Technical Training Command.
At Seymour Johnson Field he
studied airplane maintenance and
repair. From this school and others
of the Technical Training Command
comes &n unending stream of soldier}
mechanics to “keep ’em flying.”
Most graduates procezd to tactical
units of the Air Forces on fighting
fronts throughout the world. A

their grand Christmas gifts. You
few are retained to instruct future

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T/A GONNA PERTECKT PEOPLE
IN TWO WAYS. FIRST TLL GET
JOBS BLACKIN'{ OUT: WINDOWS.
THEN WITH TH' MONEY T EARN ILL
{ BOY WAR STAMPS AN' BONDS... ;
THIS 15 A DEMONSTRATION, POP,
FREE?!

RI SERRE
"Share The Meat” With
| students.
| Pvt. Baltozer attended Mount Joy |
High School, and before entering | .
the Army Air Forces July 16, 1942 | War-Time Recipes
at New Cumberland, Pa. was em-| ‘A collection of tested recipes
|ployed by the U. S. Asbestos Div. | that will show you how to beat the
at Manheim. Pa | growing meat shortage, with timely
a ’ . | cooking suggestions by Mrs. Christ-
| | tine Frederick, - noted = household
Mac Dill Field, Tampa, Fla. | authority. Look for this unusual
December 29. 1942 feature in the January 3rd issue of
Pvt. Paul Stark, of 211 Mt. Joy | TheAmericanWeekly
street, Mount Joy, Pa., stationed at| The Big Magazine Distributed withthe
the 28th Air Base, was promoted to BALTIMORE
private first-class last week. SUNDAY AMERIC AN
v
On Sale At All Newsstands
NEWMASTER RETAINS
LIVE BIRD TITLE EE UH i
On Sunday afternoon George H.
Newmaster, Lebanon, defeated his |
challenger, Calvin F, Cromer, of
Harrisburg 24 to 22, for the live
bird championship of Penna.
Vv
There is no better way to boost
your business than by local news-
paper advertising.

B. 10% OF INCOME

CENTRE ORT RAR
EVENINGS J oO Y MATINEE
SHOWS SATURDAYS
7 AND 9:00 P. M, TH EATRE AND
SATURDAYS HOLIDAYS
6.3-19 P.M, Mount Joy, Pa. 2:00 P. M.

FRIDAY — SATURDAY, JAN. 8-9
RITA HAYWORTH — VICTGR MATURE
“MY GAL SAL” (in technicolor)
MONDAY, JAN, 11
ANNA NEAGLE — ROBERT NEWTON in
“WINGS AND THE WOMAN”
TUESDAY, JAN..12
BRENDA JOYCE — MILTON BERLE in
“WHISPERING GHOSTS”
WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, JAN. 13 - 14
GENE TIERNEY — HENRY FONDA in
“RINGS ON HER FINGERS”
NEXT WEEK — FRIDAY — SATURDAY, JAN. 15 - 16
BETTY GRABLE — VICTOR MATURE in
“FOOTLIGHT SERENADE”
COMING
“ICELAND” — JANUARY 22- 23
“ORCHESTRA WIVES"—JANUARY 28-30
"SPRINGTIME IN THE ROCKIES” — FEB. § - 6
A A EE A EE
-in-

ANK SERVICES|
TRI, &
FARM FAMILY
HE children will find that they
can cultivate the habit of thrift

man in his place—ar1 most always |
a better one. /.nd if you care to|
get into things like books, look
our schools are over-stocked with
FOO
—— ee. =

The final 1941 kill totalled over |
5,700,000 pieces of game, including

over in a corner near the fireplace. |
| He was working industriously with |
|a stub of pencil and a piece of pa- |
per. Suddenly he looked up hap- |
pily. “Doggone!” he exclaimed, “if
I ain’t learned to write.” My ole
aunt got up and looked over the |
| scrawled lines across the paper. |
| “What do it say?” she asked: op
| don’t know,” replied Uncle Ezry,

| puzzled. “I ain't learned to read
yit.”
{ Here's a little item we loaned
{ from a mctorist that we thought
| yorid like.
| A tramp met a minister on the
| street and asked him for the price
lof a cup of coffee. “Well,” said
| the minister, “I'll buy you a cup
| of coffee if you can tell me where
| Jesus was born.” “Why, in Pitts-
| burgh,” answered the tramp. “No,
| you're wrong,” replied the minis-
| ter. “Oh I know, in Erie, came back
| the tramp.” “No, no,” said the
| minister, “you're guessing, you
| really don’t know, so I am afraid I
| can’t buy you that coffee.”
Two eastern women were taking
a stroll near “Hollywood ‘ when a
man with a red flag rushed out
| and waved them away. “Don’t go
| there,” he shouted, “you’ll spoil it
| —a movie is being shot.” “Well,”
retorted one of the women icily,
“if it's the one I saw last night it
deserves to be shot!”

books in psychology and socialism,
etc.—and with professors explain-
ing same—and no two
agreeing. And you take murd:r—
there are 10 thousand ; |
murder. |
This country, I says, if it had 4|
books—no more—would not be up-
set from morn to night. We could
get our feet back on terra firma.
“Whezt are the 4 books?” says Har- |
ry. “That is a good questicn,” I says
“They are AEsop’s fables, the Scout
Manual, the Bible, and good

professors
bozks on
a
bock of jokes.” “Why a book to
see a joke?” says Henry—“all you
need is a mirror.” “Quite humor-
cus,” I says.
—Yours with the low down
v

New Goggles Aid Air Pilots
Before going on night duty air pi-
lots in the military service spend
about half an hour in a darkened
room so that their eyes will become
adjusted to seeing in dim light. To
eliminate this waiting period in a
darkened room, special goggles have
been developed recently in the Unit-
D WILL
MUST BE GROWN AND HARVESTE
IN EVER INCREASING QUANTITY-TO FEED QUR
ALLIES -To FEED A WAR-STARVED WORLD-TO FEED
OUR SOLDIERS AND OUR WORKERS! FOOD WILL
KEEP US STRONG AND HEALTHY, AND WILL
HELP US BEAT OUR ENEMIES!

ALL THE
‘FACTORY
WORKE

ed States to condition eyes of avia-
tors.
The goggles are made with a red
filter between two layers of polaroid.
This arrangement shuts out most of
the light falling on the outer part of
the retina, which is used principal-
ly by the eyes in seeing under low
illumination. 4With -the new goggles
a pilet may remain in a fully lighted
room until he goes on duty.
Vv
When in need of Printing. (any:
thing) kindly remember the Bulletir
Vv
Subscribe for the Bulletin.

.

AND TRANSPORTATION FACILITIES
MEANS WE MUST RATION & CONSERVE
‘PORTIONS
FOODS INTO STANDARD PORTION
PAPER CUPs.CARLOADS OF -
FOOD ARE SAVED IN THIS ~
MANNER..." ,
8
In esmueants S Lunch Rooms |
SMALL PORTION PAPER CUPS ARE | Bi
‘USED FOR SUGAR JELLY ETC...
SMALL PORTION PAPER CUPS
MAKE RATIONING EXACT--
CONSERVE THE FOODS WHICH
I~ VICTORY!

by making small deposits regularly
in their bank accounts here. Mother
can use a checking account to good
advantage to make payments
(father can too), thus saving time
and effort and keeping all accounts in good order.
Father will reap many benefits
from our credit services. He knows
that credit is a modern farm “tool”
which, wisely used, will increase
farm productivity and profits.

er mo 2K
We will welcome the opportunity
to serve you and your family.
First National Bank and Trust Company
MOUNT JOY, PENNA.
MEMBER OF FEDERAL DEPOSIT INSURANCE CORPORATION

Guaranteed Colliery! |

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24 HOUR
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Phone 72R MOUNT JOY, PJ

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CAFETERIA, A KITCHEN
R LADLES OUT EXACT
OF HOT NUTRITIOUS
ARE VITAL TO OUR NATIONAL
HEALTH --- AND

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