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The Bulletin, Mouiit Joy, Lancaster County, Pa., Thursday: Afternoon, October 22, 1942
REG’LAR FELLERS—The Double Cross vy
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By GENE BYRNES

MAJOR DUFFY, YOUR
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A WISE Owl| Steady, Boy!
We've been saving this one for| Sa
the last two weeks. It's our old|
friend Al “sharpshooter” Mumma
back again. He's still doing the un-|
predictable. Not so long ago he|
* was sitting on his back step blowing
soap bubbles. Ain't it awful? |
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If a Junior boy walks up to you|
and asks you the difference be- |
tween a sewing machine and a kiss, |
don’t bite cause they'll tell you this |
- - - “A sewing machine sews nice
seams, and a kiss just seems nice.
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While at Lancaster on Saturday,|
I saw two policeman standing in|
front of Hagers. They just stood

Penna, Department of Commerce Photo

THINK
NOTHIN’ OF
IT; GEN'RUL.
there and watched and watched.
Finally T asked an employee: “What,
are those cops watching?” And he,
explained: “Oh, they're watching)
Many a hunter these days is anxi-
ously awaiting the opening of the
Pennsylvania small game season
October 81. Here is a picture fa-
miliar to every man who handles
the revolving door. Its been going| a shotgun.
around with the wrong people.” |
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Clayt Newcomer left himself wide Here Comes Charlie
open again. This time he got an ad- (From Page 1)
vertising circular to post at his place
of business, so he got busy and put|® St. Louis for Larry to take care
it on the window where all his of and keep, as his part of the bar-
customers could easily see it. But 53M
after taking great pains to get it on Larry's aunt, Mrs. Fanny Farnham
straight and good and tight, he who “took over” the Elliot house-
found the reading matter was turn-'hold at the elder Elliot's death, is
ed inside and the blank side was greatly annoyed and definitely a-
towards the customers - - -Tsh, tsh,/#ainst this intrusion by complete
strangers. The establishment in the
house of these two cause one argu-
| ment after another.

such navigatin’!
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With elastic girdles and stee
stays rapidly disappearing and with One side-splitting incident takes
ne . jt place when Mrs. Farnham enter-
things going military in fashion,
“may “become stylish to Rave a sul= tains at tea and rakes Uncle Alec
“‘buttle” for the affair. There's one
marine shape or a cruiser silhouette.
- - = Can you imagine it? laugh after another the whole way
through.
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After enduring hi t's dicta-
Say, folks, I have a solution to =: endising his Aunis dite
torship as long & ible, Larr
the heating problem. And it's al UND ES Ng 9S possiys, any
d d 1d if finally turns the tables and takes
Brn goon one 0:5ay So myse ‘charge of affairs. He sends Charlie
1 suggest, that without Utes anil to school to become a lady and
such a little gas, and with oil scarce when she returns a year later, Mrs.
and coal tough to get, why not put Farnham is a changed WORE. A
the family auto in the living room varty is given in Charlie’s honor and
and turn on the heater? : al the final curtain Charlie and Lar-
Well, anyhow, I thought it was a
ood i ry become engaged.
lace: Sa a The cast of characters in order of
their appearance follow: Nora Ma-
Just oodles of girls are answer- lene, Irish Cook, Mildred Way; Tim
ing the call of the USO as dancing Nora's Sweetheart, John
partners for service men. You Herr: Mrs. Farnham, Larry’s Aunt,
wouldn’t call this a war sacrifice yrs. Ethel Herr; Larry,young busi-
would you? ness man, Bruce Gingrich; Ted,
+3232 Larry's college pal, Roy Sumpman;
A daily paper recently carried a Vivian, Larry's Fiancee, Marion
ciassified advertisement for a man Neiss; Uncle Alec Twiggs, in charge
to retail imported canaries. A man of Charlie Hopps, John Newcomer;
from town applied for the job, but Charlie Hopps, Larry's ward, Mrs.

upon being interviewed admitted Martha Detweiler; Mrs. Caroline
he didn’t know the first thing about Smythe Kersey, Vivian's mother,
it but merely applied because he Mrs, Martha Eshleman: Mortimer
was curious to know how the birds Smythe Kersey,
lost their tails in the first place. |Jay Eicherley.
ae 39 Special musical numbers will
When one of our selectees, who feature Madalyn Sumpman and Mil-
was just a little reluctant to leave dred Geibe as vocal soloists and
his girl, was asked by the army Nancy Germer as tap soloist.
sergeant if he had any preferences, That bevy of beauteous maidens
the selectee answered: “yessir’. And who form the chorus are Nancy
the Sarg inquired: “Just what would Germer, Charmaine Garber, Anna
you like to be?” This was the reply: Cunningham, Josephine Shank, Zel-
“An ex-service man with a pen- da Gehman, Doris Rice, Dorothy
Shatz and Dorothy Rentzel.
Don’t miss this show.
Vivian's brother,
sion.”
= x x 2 * It's just
Here's the “meowist” piece of what you need, you'll laugh youre
cattyness I heard in a long while. {roubles away.
Two downtown ladies were deep in
conversation when one remarked: OUR TRAVELERS WIN
“Whenever I'm down in the dumps, hii ou Joy i defeat-
. » e e Overlook Ramblers in an ex-
I get myself a new hal.” And the hibition game at Lancaster. The
nn,

other exclaimed: “Oh, so that’s
where you get those atrocities!” - - ay Travelers
- - = - I didn’t stay for the hair pul- To a 216 177 175 568
ling. Promio -......... 179 194 210 583
* 5 x % = Decker ...... . 210 230 168 608
Don't forget to look for me at the Good .......... 189 225 214 628
Auxiliary play “Here Comes ~~ "~~~" °° 2% 20 15 2
lie”. Totals ..... 1052 1036 921 3009
LE Overlook Ramblers
The Absent Minded Professor's’ Shertz ......... 217 190 166 573
Club just initiated a new member. ra Ja 169 i a
Harvey Herchelroth walked home Shellenberger |. 130 211 14s 590
from work at the Shoe Factory the McElligott ..... 201 188 172 561
other night and when he got there, i 3 ee oe
1 Totals ....7 918.7951 792 2661

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the So he’w | x 4
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Walking home without it wasn'tipush it out of the way before they
enough though. He had it parked could get their own cars.
so that the other fellows had to, A WISE OWL

IN FACK, IT SHOWED
QUICK THINKIN OF A
VERY HIGH DEGREE.

The Low Down
From Hickory Grove
My “sad sights contest” is going
along great shakes. If you have not
already sent the editor your entry,
you should do se pronto. The con-
test is gonna close some day. So
that you will know how the con-
test is going, I will tell you who is
leading, etc.
In the first place, with the most
votes, as Sad Sights Number One,
is “a nice young fellow, up-and-
coming looking, but tagging along
with a sweetie in purple seersuckers
laced up tha back—and leading the
gal’s dog.” That is number one, so
for. In second place, according to
the vote, is “a buxom young woman
letting some wrinkle-brow sell her
on the idea that her head is a vacu-
um and she needs a shot of some-
thing to maintain her morale. With-
cut the correct shade of purple for
her toe-nails, she would fold up.”
Grandma Washington didn't fold
up when George was crossin’ the
Delaware. She melted lead and
made bullets—she didn’t closet her-
self with exhausted morale.
Send your “Sad Sight” entry right
away—you may win something—
mayhe everlasting glory—mayhse
three cheers.
Yours with the low down,
IRONVILLE
Mrs. Charlotte Fornoff Wagner, is
visiting her husband Henry Wagner
located in the Army at Petersburg,
Va.
The Women’s Bible Class will
hold their monthly class meeting at
the home of Mrs. Mary Von Stet-
ten, on Tuesday evening.
Amos Mowrey, located at Fort
Knox, Ky. is visiting his parents,
Mr, and Mrs. Amos Mowery living
gt Hempfield Station.
The Orange Blossom Sunday
School class will hold their regular
meeting at the home of Irene Lei-

sey.
Mrs. Jean Kauffman Stair has re-
ceived word from her husband Mr.
Samuel Stair, that he is now locat-
ed in Australia.
On Wednesday evening at 7.30
the Merry Maids’ Class taught by
Mrs. Edna Forrey, will hold a class
meeting at the home of Mrs. Paul
Kauffman.
On Sunday
Heme service was held in the Iron-
ville U. B. church. The church was
decorated with Zowers and all
kinds of vegetalies, fruit, nuts, and
a large consignment of groceries
and canned articles. They were
presented to the pastor and his wife
Mr. and Mrs. L. D. Shearer. During
the Sunday school session, an of-
fering was lifted for the Cclumbia
Hospital and the Welfare associa-
tion. The CE
vice president, Mrs, Loraine Rettew,
the church history, being discussed
by Jacob Kauffman, presenting the
list of ministers, since the church
organized, having a record
since 1875. The CE registered 46
delegates for the CE convention at
Mount Joy on Thursday-Friday
and Saturday
morning a Harvest
was in charge of the
was
evening afternoon
and evening.
Ephraim B. Mummaw, who was
:« patient at the Columbia Hospital
for several weeks, is now at home
recuperating.
On Sunday evening October 25th
7:30 the Women’s Missionary So-
ciety will observe World's Mission
Day, and Clarence Musser, a return
ed missionary from Japan, will de-
liver the address. Mr. Musser has
been in Japan about 20 years, do-
ing mission work and teaching in a
school.

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