OWL LAFFS 1 TELL YOU, DUGAN- 'D LIKE TO SEE THEM STACK UP The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancaster County, Pa., Thursday Afternoon, June 4, 1942 REG’LAR FELLERS-—Junior Blitzkrieg. By GENE BYRNES h the other immediately re- Maror’s only run came in the pl : “A enake crawls on it’s on a pair of walks with Gain- =f ach, but a flea’s not so partic- er scoring when Mcunt Joy pulled u } the only doukle play of the game. — {Manor H. S. rho .a me upon a drunk lying on the Gainer If ........ SPER ly 0 sid valk struggling to beat theThu'o 3b .............. 00 00 tf 1. Hoping to be of some assis-/Beach p ...... NS 00 01 se I asked if he needed help, [Blem’r Ib. ...........0 00 6 0 hen, his struggle he an-'Miller vf ....... sah 00 10 cewered: “No, thanksh. I'll climbKneisey ¢ ............. 00 0:2 this wall alone if it takes me allDuirg 2b .............. 00 0 2 night.”—It probably did. Getz ss. irs ees 0110 nian Herr of ................ 00 00 A. gorgeous blonde was dating FLOR, one of our local Lotharios (Jim). Totals 1 118: 5 He was patiently waiting while she Mount Jey H. S. oa dresscd and when she finally made Brene'n ss ............. 1.001 Lier appearance she asked: “How do Brown 25 ............. 00 22 you like my new hat?’ And Ro-Gemb'g p ............. 00 2 3 meo- absently answered: “Fine but Zerphey 3b ............ 99 A 3 A WISE owL Mt. oy oe Co. League re dae de gone it was like sitting] under a searchlight. Tt was moon-| The Mount Joy High School light during the first test blackout| baseball team captured the 1942 too. Why don't you guys give the Lancaster = county high school kids a break and call one on some championship, their first since the real dark night? |county leagues were organized, [Pnirsday afternoon by defeating | Manor High 3 to 1 before over 500 {fans at Stumpf’s field, Lancaster. Pacing Coach Henry L. Rupp’s Mount Joy winners was third base- ‘man Winfield Zerphey who had two of his team’s three hits, and Here's one you might try figur- ing out in your spare time. I met a fellow from Kinderhook and I! noticed a bulge in his pocket so I inquired:, “What's that in your| pocket?” And he replied: mite! I'm waiting for that frosh| Who scored the first two runs of neighbor of mine to show up.|the £ gave. Every time he meets me, he slaps| Mount Joy opened the scorirg in me on the chest and breaks my|the second inning when Zerphey pipe. Next time he does, Robert Pernel singled and blow his hand off.”—I wonder if] |Zerphey scored on a bad relay that'll break the pipe. {from the outfield. | Zerphey brought in the second Have you heard about the in the fourth frame by singl- headed man who used to stand be-|ing. beirg sacrificed to second by fore a mirror and declaim, “Toupee Raver Miller, stole third and came (home on a wild pitch. or not toupee, that is the ques-| tion?” | The final Mount Joy run came in a the fifth wher. Jack Breneman Two small boys were lying inreached second base on an over- th<§ grass down along the creek throw at first, was sacrificed to: cord nuning with nature. Suddenly third by Richard Brown, and mark- onfl said: “What's the difference ed when Marshall Gemberling flied 1%fl een a snake and a flea?” To to the outfield. you have a run in one.”—He'll be a miller If ............... 00 00 success in life ‘cause he believes in'pennel cf starting at the bottom and working Gainer c up.—Naughty, naughty! Sump’n rf |Hallg'm 1b people Sometimes I wonder why have heads, they use them so spar- Totals 33 21 nn ingly. For instance, a group at MANOR H. S. .... 060 010 0—1 Sloan’s were discussing religion MT. JOY H. S. ... 010 110 x—3 when one girl asked: “Do you pq... Thumma, Hallgrer.. Sac- lieve in Buddha?” And this Was igs Brown, Miller. Stolen bases the answer: “Why, of course, but I Zerphey 2, Miller, Herr. Double think oleomargarine is just as vlays—Sumpman to Gemberling to good."—Can you beat it? Brown. Bases on balls Off Gem- kerling 4, Beach 4. Struck out by Domestic life was the current to- q 8 Beach 9, Miller 3. pic of discussion when a Mariela ppg oft Beach 3 ir. 5; Miller 0 in 1. St. man remarked: “T am pitch Reach. careful; whenever I quarrel with Umpires Duing my wife, I send the children for 41.15. walk.”— We personally know that his children get plenty of exercise HOME-GROWN LUMBER and look very healthy. Use of home-grown lumber for {repairs and for new buildings on I'm gonna snoop down {farms to house increased produc- the Grey Iron one of these dark 4, ij help to relieve the load nights :nd scare the dickens out of, 4 neportation facilities, remind Heck Mumma, the new night gt, at the Pennsylvania State watchman—If any of you guys college, have any Orphan Annie comic, — books or Lone Ranger funnies, you, transformed herself into a fair re- ought to see he gets 'em so the semblance of a ghost. She went night wen’t be so long. linto the bedroom where her hubby !was sleeping off a “gag,” shook him That young man up at E'town/and stood there. He murmured: who is sporting quite an array “Wash that?” Wifie, in a sepulch- bandages, cuts and bruises, explains/ral voice answered: “This is the that he them when And the toper turned over tried to drive round a coiner on his/and said: “Shake hands, old horsh; motorcycle—but there wasn’t any! married your sister. corner. : and Snyder. Time een eat aroun { Now that June is here and you Two slightly inebriated meniboys get marriage conscience, the met down at the Main and Bar-|thing to remember about feather- bara Street corner and the one'ing your nest is that first you must asked: “Do you know what time it/get a little down. is?” And the other replied: “Yesh.” mm S ‘the first one staggered away and The surprise blackout on Wed- said: “Thanks.” — Doesn’t make nesday night was a benefit to some much sense, does it? people, especially the young ladies ow |{in Florin who belong to the First which caused quite a terrific battle. Aid. We have been told that one which causzd kuite a terrific battle'young lady did a little sparking with in a local home. The lady of the one of the soldier boys who was house determined to cure her hus- home on Furlough. What an item band of his evil ways, and with the'for Walter Winchell. SOLDIERS NOWADAYS You AGAINST US BOYS OF '|7--WE'D> E | ARE SOFTIES~THEY SAID TT! SHOW'EM HOW TO STOP A TANK A | LANE ¥ AMERICAN | in PP LEGION i i Teer 9959 { i CLVBHOUSE i MOUNT JOY NETMEN DOWN McCASKEY HIGH, 4 TO 2 The Mount Joy High School ten- nis team defeated the McCaskey High School outfit by a score of 4 to 2 on the former's courts Tues- day afternoon. The results are as follows: Singles: Fellenbaum (MJ) de- feated Landis (M) 6-2, 6-0. Zink (MJ) defeated Rohrer, Capt. (M). 6-2, 6-2. Martin (M) defeated Roberts (MJ) 6-4, 6-0. Rhode (M) defeated Leib (MJ) 6-3, 6-3. Doubles: Fellenbaum and Zink (MJ) defeated Rohrer and Martin (M) 6-0, 6-2. Roberts and Leib (MJ) defeated Patterson and Rhode (M) 6-2, 2-6, 7-5. The McCaskey varsity will play at Reading this Wednesday. ll A tn IRONVILLE The C. E. held its weekly meeting on Sunday evening in the Ironville U. B. church. The C. E. held its U. B. church. The meeting was opened by a prelude “Have thine own way Lord” the president Mrs. Lorraine Rettew, read the scripture and a poem. Members joined in singing sev- eral patriotic hymns. The speaker, Raymond Garber, camps and war, and related a num- ber of his own experiences in the | last world war in Europe, where he ! served for 2 years. The.members then joined in sing- ing “The Star Spangled Banner” the meeting closed by praying the “Ben- ediction. During June Miss Carolyn | Mummaw will serve as president. Charles Dashler, lcoated in the army at Fort Bennington Georgia, is home on parents Mr. ler. Frances Mumtew, is visiting at | Atlantic, Georgia, where her friend Amos Mowery, is serving in the army. The C. E. society of Ironville U. B. church, rented a cottage at Mt. Gretna the summer and Mrs. Melvin Dash- for to June 30th, expected to go from the Ironville- Centreville and Silver churches, by Rev. and Mrs. D. L. Shearer Mrs. George Nixon. Dr. and Mrs. Phil day. Mrs. Harriet Gibson of Lancaster, was visiting at the Edith Dattisman. Services in the Ironville church | on Sunday. A unified service on Sunday at! 9:30 a. m. when the children of the Sunday school, will observe their | Children’s Dy program. C. E. at 7:30 p. m. | Prayer meeting this week on) Thursday evening at 8:00 p. m. led | by the pastor Rev. D. L. Shearer. ——— Es pe SALUNGA | Lt. Benjmain F. Kendig of Pat- tercon Airficld Ohio spent the week | end holiday with his parents Mr. | and Mrs. Benjamin Kendig. Lieut. ! Kendig is serving as a Test Pilot. Mrs. Willis Kendig and her nep- | Neal Nelson, spent Monday | with her parents, Rev. and Mrs. G. F. Broske, of Mount Joy. Miss Doris Gorrech of Mount Jey will present a Harp Recital in the | Methodist Church, Wednesday eve- ning, June 17. Mrs. Rollin Steinmetz will give an illustrated Chalk Talk | during the program. The program will be sponsored by the Woman's ! Society for Christian Service. Mr. and Mrs. W. S. Peifer were entertained to dinner and supper | on Sunday by Mr. and Mrs. Edward ! Barto, of Lancaster. Mr. and Mrs. Henry Stehman and | ¢#on Robert spent the week-end at their settage near Safe Harbor. —— GE hew, and a flashlight A WISE OWL Patrenize Bulletin Advertisers. | aid of a spoke on religion related to army ; a furlough visiting his | assembly | | which will be held from June 23rd | 15 young people are | Springs | they will be chaperoned | and | i Metzgar. of | Elizabethtown, were the guests of | Mr. and Mrs. Paul Metzgar on Sun- home of Mrs. | i has a lighter Bomber called the i county go over its Quota. The Low Down From Hickory Grove This Holding Company Act, one of the “reforms” stirred up and put on the law books by our Potomic Revellers as just what the doctor ordered to cure everything was well named. Holding Company Act —nothing could describe it better. It has been a 4-wheel brake. It has gummed up and held back pro- gress and effort. It has even dis- couraged the guy who was not af- fected at all—he might be the next customer for the chopping block. You don’t take your off-spring, who has maybe been too obstrep- erous, out behind the barn and shoot him dead. You take him out behind the barn and unlimber a strap. That is all you need—not a 6-shooter. i A half-baked biscuit or a half- baked law is in the same boat and there is only one relief—the ash can, Yours with the low down, A New Champ Bob Zink, of this boro, won the singles championship of the Inter- County High School Tennis League Saturday when he defeated a team- mate, Harold Fellenbaum, in the final round. Fellenbaum took the first set but Zink was too steady in the final two and won out. i when the tournament, postponed ! | from May 23, got under way on the | Columbia Glatfelter Memorial field | courts. | Preliminary Round — Moseman, ! Manheim, defeated Fred Copeland, i Columbia, 6-4, 7-5. | Semi-final Round —Harold Fel- lenbaum, Mount Joy, defeated Har- | old Smoker, Columbia, 6-1, 6-1. Bob Zink, Mount Joy defeated Mos- eman, Manheim, 6-1, 6-2. ! Final Round—Bob Zink, Mt. | Joy, 5-7, 7-5, 6-4. | en RA Gi IMT. JOY HIGH NETSTERS | DOWN M'CASKEY 5 TO 1 | Mount Joy High School netmen 13 to 1 score Thursday afternoon on The results: Singlse: Fellenbaum defeated ' Richard Landis, 6-0, 6-1. | the latter's court. j | Rohrer, 6-2, 6-4. Martin, McCaskey, defeated Rob- erts, 7-5, 6-3. son, 8-6, 1-6, 6-4. Doubles: Fellenbaum and Zink, Mount Joy, defeated Rohrer Martin, 6-4, 7-5. Roberts and Leib, Mount Joy, de- | | fe ated Rhode and W. Miller, 6-3, i 6- 4. | and ll © ree wen What You Buy With WAR BONDS The giant four-motored Navy Pa- trol Bombers are the world’s -most powerful planes. They cost approxi- mately $700,000 each. The Navy also Scout Bomber $143,000 apiece. which costs about (From Page 1) John Paul Weiser, Florin. John Leo Fuller, Mt. Joy. Class 1-A-R Class 1-B George William McCurdy, bridge. Class 1-C David Eugene Schlosser, E'tc Paul Good Hess, Manheim R Charles H. Loercher, N. H. Class 2-B to August 1, 1 Lawrence J. Byron, E'town. County Draft Jay Homer Heisey, Manheim R.2 Boyd Edward Miller, Tkesburg R.1. Bain- : Frank Barltown Kapp, E'town. John Henry Connelly, Manheim R.1. 2. Manchester, Class 2-A until Sept., 1942 Robert Hiram Engle, Maytown. Amos Harding Geib, Lititz R.2. 942 Class 2-B to Dec. 1, 1942 Irvin Brackbill Miller, Penryn. Ervin Mathius Grimm, E’town. Samuel Glenn Koser, Royalton. i Earl Bishop Eshelman, Mount Joy. Howard Lopp Strickler, Manheim. Harvey Shoemaker Cobough, Eliza- bethtown. i Frank Austin Miller, E'town. Norman Stauffer Ralph Bernard Shope, Marietta. Raymond Ebersole Myers, E'town BR. 1 George John Pinkerton, Hazel St., Manheim. St., Marietta. Paul Readus Florin. Herman Charles Seaman, 552 Market St., Marietta. Quickle, Boox 157, East J. Ralph Brandt, Marietta 1 Russel L. Hein, 497 N. Hanover St, Class 2-A nti] Dec. 1, 1942 Wilbur Lewis Geibe, Mt. Joy R. = | Robert Brady, R. D. 1, Co- lambia. John Sharpe Dourte, 118 N. Grant, St., Manheim. Blessing Norman Blottenberger, Only five netrahts were on hand | Joy, | ! defeated Harold Fellenbaum, Mount | casily topped McCaskey High by a! Zink, Mount Joy, defeated Capt. | Leib, Mount Joy, defeated Patter- | 3-6 | Charles Gallagher Eckinger, E'town R. 2 Class 3-A to Nov. 1, 1942 . Lloyd Russel Hemperly, Bainbridge Maytown. egal St, Mount Joy. Ralph Rider R. 1. St., Elizabethtown. Class 3-A to Dec. 1, 1942. William Lloyd Bennett, etta Ave, Mount Joy. Jay Howard Shields, Marietta. } Geo ge Brooks Engle, Maytown. Class 3-A 5 x wit | Her man Sweitzer Shank, R. D. 3, Henry Dewey untzelman, KE town. | Manheim. | Jacob Sherk Arndt, Mt. Joy. Millard Wesley Reichenbach, Box PASTEURIZED ASK Fon Joseph Nissley Gingrich, E'town. 66. Manheim. KRALL'S M t M k i MILK AND CREAM TOP | Harry Edward Derr, Mount Joy. ie eorge Weber, 124 E. Main St., Mt. ed alr e CREAM BOTTLE { Walter Heisey Gibble, Manheim R.! : ! er Heisey Gibble, Manheim | Joy. West Main St., Mt. Joy | Ny : vin a | Paul G. Mumma, R. D. 1, | Luther Clieton Lighty, Bainbridge | town. | —————— R. D. 1 {Sein Rhodes Gamber, R. D. 1,| Lewis Joseph _Armold, Marietta, R. | Cohimabia. 3 “| Wayne Lutz Hershey, 227 E. Gram- EVENINGS J { ) Y MATINEE Cyrus Boyer Long, Manheim R. 1. | Manl SHOWS SATURDAYS “§ | _o liar Flo 4 | anheim, 7 AND 9:00 P. M AND ; | Elmer Hein Brandt, E'town. Class 4-F. T 4 i T R E HOLIDAYS | » inslave FR ape iN i = SATURDAYS jen i Kinsley Flowers, Mount ‘John Floyd Keener, R. D. 1, Eliz-| ES Ea A 2100 Pom, ) Joy R. 2. abethtown. A Mount Joy, Pa. A | Melvin Smith Arnold, Maytown. | Class ; - Clinton Garber Eby, Mount Joy. William Carl gis i 140. West FRIDAY — SATURDAY, JUNE 5-6 | i am Car alters, es John Fariey: Fisher, Manheim R.3.} "yoo 1 St. Morietta DOROTHY LAMOUR — WILLIAM HOLDEN in Lloyd Milton Garman, Mount Joy. SL BL He | ya aio o Py Alvin Nissley Rohrer, R. D. 2, Man- CTHE FLEETS IN” | Frank Stern Shenk, E'town R. 2. | Jay Henry Edward, Manheim R. 1. | Paul Edward Gutshall, Etown R. 1. Edwin Donald Walters, Mount Joy. Herman Flory, Manheim. { Howard Palmer MecNelly, | bridge. William George Edye, heim. Jay Lester Frey, Elizabethtown. RE NEWTOWN Bain- Mount Joy. Paul Winfield Brenner, Marietta. Mr. and Mrs. Cloyd Rhoads, of John Henry Simpson, Jr. Man- | Columbia, Mr. John Gallagher, “of i heim. Harrisburg; Mrs. Susan Fraelich, of Daniel Oberholtzer Brubaker, Mt. | Mrs. Ray Gibble and Joy R. 1. daughter, Verna, of Silver Springs, Howard Samuel Wilt, Mt. Joy R. 3. (Were week-end visitors of Mr. and | Frank W. Kline, Manheim R. 3. | Mrs. Daniel Moore. | Harry Russel Hartenstine, Lititz| Mr. Daniel Geltmacher Jr, is on R. 3. the sick list. | Amos Guy Spade, Manheim R. Messrs. Harry and Jacob Shank | Paul LeRoy Demmy, Manheim. and Mrs. Annie Yohn, of Lancaster, Howard R. Landvater, Mount Joy. were Sunday guests of Mr. and Mrs. | Daniel Brandt Brubaker, Mt. Joy. Samuel Peifer. | Richard Foster Myers, E'town. Mr. and Mrs. Earl Geltmacher | Carl Shaeffer Zink, Florin. and daughter, Betty Jane, of Kind- erhook, were Sunday visitors of Mr. A. C. Geltmacher. Mr. and Mrs. John Frysinger, of Landisville, spent Sunday with Mrs. “layton Geltmacher. Miss Vera Haines, Miss Ella Mae [ Hurl Barnhart Shank, E'town. i Jucob W. Heisey, Rheems. | Howard Hilton Kissinger, Manheim. | Calvin Mahlon Burkhart, E'town. | Victor Mast Adams, Manheim. i Norman Hartman Sprecher, Mount Joy. Weaver; of Lancaster; Miss Suzan- John Copenheffer Nissly, Mount |" Habecker, of Rohrerstown, spent Joy. several days with Miss Helen Tate, Herman Stauffer Risser, E'town. at York. Ezra Landis Hoover, E'town R. 1. Mr. and Mrs. Irvin Witmer Jr, Franklin Conrad Zimmerman, Mt, |3nd son, Jackie; Mr. and Mrs. Dan- Joy. iel Geltmacher, Sr., and Mrs. Irvin Paul Brandt Oberholtzer, Manheim | Witmer, Sr, spent Sunday with Mr. R. 3. } and Mrs. Edward Godfrey, of Glen Omer Balmer Will, Manheim R. 3. Rock, York County. Horace Edgar Sturgis, Manheim | Preaching services will be held R. 3 Sunday evening at 7:00 p. m. by the Elam Saylor Gantz, Manheim R. 2. | Pastor Rev. Oscar Buch. The battle for Britain was almost lost because England had none of these giant four-motored planes with which to fight back. We need thou- sands of them and they are coming off the assembly lines in our pro- duction plants at a high rate of speed today. You can help buy these for your Navy by pur chasing War Bonds and Stamps every pay day. Put at least ten percent into Bonds or Stamps and heip your U. S. Treasury Departmen EE Subscribe for the Bullétin. Chester Allen Engler, E'town. Mrs. Lillian Storm of Paradise, Paul Henry Ulrich, E'town R. 2. Mr. Samuel Shepp, Mrs. Fannie Francis Shearer Kready, Manheim | Powers, of Lancaster, Mr. and Mrs. R. 3. i Rewlen Myers, of Elizabethtown, Abram Roy Groff, Manheim R. 3. [Were week end visitors of Ms. Ralph Edward Kaylor, E'town R. 1. Daniel Derr. Samuel Hollinger Shelly, Manheim | Mr. and Mrs. Walter Brandt and R. 2. { Mr. and Mrs. Guy Schultz spent Grant Oliver Reese, E'town. Sunday with Mr. and Mus. Paris Lawrence Dewitt Orendorf, Henry, of Lancaster. bridge R. 1. Mr. and Mrs. Jay Brandt announ- Erville Henry Crowley, Mt. Joy | ced the birth of a son, June 2, 1942. R. 2. Mr. and Mrs. William Westenho- Harry Gish Ober, E'town R. 1. fer and son, Billie, of Marietta, vise John Snyder Longenecker, E'town ited Mr. and Mrs. Victor Snyder on RL | Sunday. Bain- Harry John Williams, 209 W. Don- Frey, 36 Washington 20s wa. WE HAVE...., | | | Isaac Groff Grube, Manneim R. 3. | Crushed & Building Ebersole, Florin. | 30 North! John Gingrich Hess, 214 W. Market Milton David Seachrist, Manheim |[ ‘Avenue. Baltimore. Md. R. 2. : | Ragnar Frithiof Hallgren, 269 Mari- William H. Billett, Marietta. 137 N. Spruce St.,, ESSE ss ] SIMON P. NISSLEY #ising in the Bulletin, Stimulate your business by MARY G. NISSLEY FUNERAL DIRECTORS Mount Joy, Pa. Dr. R. M. Balderson I ! OPTOMETRIST 85 E. Main St. MT. JOY, PA PALMYRA, PA, Palmyra Bank Building Mon., Tues, Wed, and Fri. to 12 A M. 1 to 6PM 7to8 P. M, Phone 8 MOUNT JOY 86 Fast Main Street Thur, 9:20-12:30—1:30-6:29 Sat,, 1:30.5:30—6:30-7:30 WHEN IN NEED OF STONE CEMENT, SAND. CONCRETE BLOCKS, USE SICO SILLS, LINTELS. STEEL SASH. OVERHEAD GARAGE DOORS, ASPHALT PAVING, MASONRY and CONCRETE WORK For Prompt and Courteous Service CALL SAMUEL N. STAUFFER MT. JOY, PA. Res. 903-R-14 Office 903-R-15 HOW ARE YOUR 1 DON'T WAIT TOO LONG BRING THEM IN. City Shoe Repairing Co. 30 SOUTH QUEEN STREET LANCASTER, PENNA. 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