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tory garden, first aid, etc, this co-
lumn is a trifle neglected but then
you know how itis, so ’scuse please.

With all the extra work of a vic-
And speaking of a garden, re-
fl minds me that Abe Rhinehart ask-
ed some fellow if you have to cook
potatoes that are raised in a hot
house. Will someone please enlight-
en him? And be sure to tell him
that French fried potatoes aren't
raised in France,
Did you folks back on Market
St., hear the quartet serenading
one of the boys the other morning
at 2:30? How'd they do anyhow?
The boys will be boys, so don’t be
cross if they disturb you,

Shelly’s telling a tale about a
Canadian card game called “Dionne
poker.” It takes a pair to open and
you get into the money with five of
a kind.

Met an E-town lady going into
the movies on Saturday night and
I remarked: “I see your husband
has a new spring suit.” “Oh, no he
hasn't,” she replied, So I took an-
other look and said: “Well, some~
thing's different.” And she explain
ed: “It's a new husband.”—Can you
beat it?
Here's one about an absent-
minded G-Man who held his ma-
chine gun on his lap and fired his
sercetary.—The dope!
A very understanding spouse on
+. Donegal St, says that “Men are
like children. They prefer blondes
because they're afraid of the dark”.
—Wish my wife thought so.
And here's another one about an
absent-minded Governor who par-
doned a chorus girl and kept a pri-
soner.

Ran slam bang into a rip roarin’
family argument in the west end
of Florin last night and just before
they got a glimpse of me she hol-
Jered: “You've got me crazy.” And
her hubby countered: “That's your
own fault, you're always giving me
a piece of your mind.”

We've been told that a women’s
bridge club is a place where the
absent members get all the slams.
——Methinks I'll stick to pinochle
or I'd probably end up with a
grand slam.

There are still a few shy girls
left—they are usually shy ten years
when you ask them their age.
They tell me I made a big mis-
take when I didn’t publish the
names of the air raid wardens who
completed their first aid courses
recently. Some of them were using
the course as an excuse to stay out
evenings and when their names
didn’t appear on the list, they had
no way to prove that that’s where
they were really spending their
time.
Come to think of it you don’t
her much talk around here about
sending missionaries to China right
now.
As thunderstorm weather ap-
proaches, just bear in mind that
lightning never strikes twice in the
same place. This you can well un-
destand if you try and locate the
place it hit with the first stroke!
We had an SOS from a pal of
J. Roy Eshleman’s. He wants to
know where to find him ’cause
they were separated when they left
Ft. Leonard Wood, Missouri. And
just to prove it’s a darn small
world, here they’ve both been mo-
ved to the same project, the new
“Alaskan Highway.” So this is for
you Elmer Forwood, J. Roy's .ad-
dress is A. P. O. 931, Seattle,
Washington. And J. Roy this is for
you, Elmer's address is A. P, O.
918, Seattle, Washington. He's in
the dispatcher’s office.
The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancaster County,
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By GENE BYRNES

IVE BEEN IN YER ARMY
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Mount Joy High
Easily Defeated
Elizabethtown

Mt, Joy H. S. r h o a
Bren’sm ss ............ 1301
Sump’n oH 0.0L 2300
mp. 0 13
Permel MY .............. 00 19
Zevey 33 23340
Miller 2b .............. T1132
Cainer ¢ .............. 3132
Halllen 3b ............. 1 230
Kendlig oF ........... } 001
Totals 9 15217
Elizabethtown H. S. rh oa
Neidiz 1£ .............. 1 Le
RBandis vf .............. 0 0.01
Kester 15 .....,....... 0 0 80
¢ .............; 0 0 8 0
Waww 2b. ............. 000 1
Bricker 3b ............ 920%
of 0.0140
Barnhart ss ............ 0000
Rolin 00 0 2
Wve p 0000
ZzZBiefer ...:......... 0 0 00
Totals 0 3 184
z-Batted for Rahn in 6th.
zz-Patted for Barnhart in 7th.
Elizabethtown H. S, 000 000 0—0
Mt. Joy RB. S. ...... 203 031 x—9 |
Errors — Breneman, Hallgren,
Bricker, Barnhart 2. Home run—
Zerphey. Two base hits—Breneman
2, Sumpman, Zerphey, Gainer 2.
Sacrifices — Gemberling, Pennel.
Stolen bases—Miller, Gainer, Neid-
ig, Bricker. Left on bases—Eliza-
bethtown 8; Mt. Joy 8. Base en
balls—off Rahn 2; Gemberling 2.
Hits—off Gemberling 4 in 7 in-
nings; Ratn 12 in 5; Frye 3 in 2.
Winning pitcher—Gemberling. Los-
ing pitcher—Rahn.
Umpires — Snyder,
Time—1:33,
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BIG CAR DRIVERS AT
WILLIAMS GROVE SUNDAY
Big Bill Holland the 1941 AAA
Eastern Big Car Champion sent an
entry to Roy Richwine, owner of
Williams Grove Speedway indicat-
ing he would make his first appear-
ance of the 1942 season, on the
speedy oval next Sunday May 3rd.
This entry is only one of more than
thirty leading Big Car Drivers in
the nation who will compete in what
will likely be one of the greatest
racing events in history. Holland the
1941 champ will be matched against
such drivers as the dare-devil wild
riding Indian Chitwood from Paw-
husa Okla. Ted Horn of Indianapolis
fame, and who also won the CSRA
Championship last year. This is the
first time these two Champions have
had an opportunity to battle it out
since winning their respective titles.
Mark Light, Bob Sall, Tommy Hin-
nershitz, Dave Randolph, Everett
Saylor, Danny Gross, Walt Adner
and many other hot shot drivers
will also give the champions some-
thing to think about.
Richwine stated he has received
many inquiries on the gas and tire
situation, There are enough tires,
equipment and parts that will not
fit anything but a race car to last
three years on eastern tracks, and
on the gas situation Richwine stat-
ed that until now the average pub-
lic did not know that most big car
drivers use very little gasoline. In
fact virtually all big race cars
use a substitute fuel of the
drivers own concoction, to develop
more power and speed, and the
formula is known only to the owners
and drivers themselves. In fact Joey
Chitwood stated that he and other
name drivers scarcely use a gal-
lon of gasoline in a racing cvent.
—— eee
CONTROL SHEEP PARASITES
For treatment of internal para-
sites of sheep, the drug phenothia-
zine is being used with effective
results, report livestock specialists
of the Pennsylvania State College.
A MIs
{ Patronize Bulletin Advertisers,
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that Claude Schneider is up there
Lockwood.
too. He's A. P.O. 918, Seattle,
Washington, same as Forwood. If
you want their companies you'll

_ Both you guys will like to know

find them in another
you boys get together!
item. Hope

The Low Down
From Hickory Grove
Having a bear by the tail and
not being able to let go, is not
much different from what they
have on their hands there with
this Mr. Dies. Every time they be-
gin to imagine they are rid of him,
Le shows up with more dynamite.
He keeps ’'em side-stepping and
explaining. You get yourself an
old Texas Longhom on your trail
and you got something.
(Mr. Barnum went to Africa and
Borneo for his collection but our
folks there on the Potomac, they
pick theirs up right here.
. A nudist author on the pay roll
is the latest addition and discovery
by Mr, Dies. And they just finish-
ed telling us
house and not a single hula gal or
slight-of-hand artist was left.
If old P. T. Barnum, himself, was
still living, he would need to get
up and dust, to stay in business.
Yours with the low down,
Maytowners Out
First By 1-Run
With E. Hempfield

E. Donegal H. S. r h o of the motor pool. Since I'm
Sipling 1b ............. 1 0 4 engaged in the actual road
White cf .............. 2 3 4 0lpyilding, I don't know much about
Stoner If .............. 0 1 1 9 he work. But from all reports it is
Leas if ................ 1210 | quite an undertaking. Thus far the
Hants 8s. ........:... 0 2:0 1 ! work is progressing rapidly and
Stokes 3b 01 2 according to plan.
Fackler 2b ............. 0.1.0 0 7s Cs :
Raley ic oer ios 221 0 anada is a colorful country.
Witklp 11 3.0 The woods are full of tall straight
2b. oo. as 113 j trees. i The rivers are clear and
Horner 1b i... fis 11.30 sparkling. The best picture, however
Barri: in 010 jis that made by the “Northern
STMPA PB 0 133 Lights”. Last night the sky was
___ | beautiful, no moon, only a few stars,
Total 12 16 24 7.,and the Northern Lights in full
E. Hempfield H. S. r h o alglory.
Hevny 3b .............. 3 2.2 1 The civilian population in this
J. 'Snavely If .......... 1 2 3 0lsector consists mostly of Indians.
Charles 88 2 3 0 0 They are colorful people, in bril-
Brandt 25 ........ 1 2 2 2|liant colored shirts, ten gallon hats.
ec oi. 1 1:3 3 | Their chief occupation is trapping,
Berd o.oo. 2600 with fishing running a good second.
Habecker rf ........... 0 0 2 0! Their only means of transportation
W, Soy ef ........... 1.03 winter is dog sled. I often saw
Snyder p .............. 000 2 pictures of these dog teams, but
aWeavep vues... 2 1000 Canadian northwest is the first I
Forney p .............. 000 9 caw the real thing. The teams are
Toidls 1 13221 8) ig Up of four husky dogs usually.
. { This seems to provide pleniy of
a-Weaver for Snyder. | speed and power. The dogs are well
z-No outs when winning run :
scored.
E. Donegal H. 5. 060 230 01—12
E. Hempfield H.S, 001 080 20—11
Home runs—Charles, Herr. Three
base hit—White. Two base hits—
Wittel, White. Stolen bases—Stokes,
Stoner, Haines, McMullen, Charles,
Brandt, W. Snavely 2, Kaley, Mc- |
Mullen, Horner. Left on
Hempfield 10. Base on balls—off
Wittel 2; Sumpman 3; Snyder 3.
Struck out—by Wittel 2; Snyder
1. Hit by pitcher—by Snyder (Sip-
ling); Sumpman (Brandt). Win-
ning pitcher—Sumpman. Losing
pitcher—Forney.
Umpires—Penwell
Rotary Club
(From Page 1)
bert Rye, John Booth, Victor Mor-
ris and Herbert Young.
Twenty-nine clubmen and ove
guest, Rev. Earl R, Thomas also at-
tended.
It was announced that Simeon
Horton attended the Utica, New
York Club recently.
John Greiner, president
local club, will be it’s represetative
at the Toronto Convention.
The nominating committees pre-
sented Board of Directors for the
coming year: Ralph Eshleman, Lee
Forney, Grant Gerberich, John W.
Greiner, Harry Hauenstein, Rev.
and Tressler,

Koder, Sam Miller, ‘Clarence, New- |
comer, Harry 'Nissly, i Walter Sloan,
James Spangler, Paul Stoner, -Bob
Vanderslice. The seven elected
were John Greiner, Harry Hauen-
stein, Rev. Koder, Clarence New-
comer, Harry Nissly, Walter Sloan,
and Paul Stoner. They will meet
they had cleaned
of the i
News From
The Boys In:
The Service
April 18, 1942
Fort Nelson, Canada
Mr. John E. Schroll, Editor
Mount Joy Bulletin
Mount. Joy, Penna.
Dear Sir:
I received a second copy of the
“Bulletin” this evening. This one
dated April 2nd, proved to be very
interesting to me and my associates.
Like the other boys in foreign ser-
vice, news of the war is much sought
after, but hard to get. You can Hard-
ly imagine my enjoyment, as I read
of the local boys overseas. ‘It's “in=
deed a reassuarance to receive mail
and a paper full of news from home.
I would like to thank you person-
ally for the fine contribution to me
and the others in the service. It
gives me an idea of what the other
boys are doing and where they are
located. If you've heard from Roy
Eshleman, I would appreciate some
news of him. We were separated
al Ft. Leonard Wood, Mo., I think
he went to Washington. That is all I
know of him.
I am in a motorized Engineer
outfit, helping to build the “Alaskan
Highway”. I work in the dispatcher’s

trained and obey their master as
{ well as any domestic animal.
The white people farther south
| have quite a few trucks, but the
roads heretofore were impassable,
over the year, so travel by this
| was greatly limited.
| The mail service to this point is
| good. Mail is brought into the camp
( several times a week, by air and
| every Wednesday by rail. Since air
| rail is sent more often, this type
| service is used to a greater extent
{ by the men writing to their homes.
| Tomorrow morning at eleven
| o'clock services will be held out-
| doors. We had a fine service on East-
er Sunday. It was to have heen
broadcasted over the air, but the
last minute plans failed to mater-
ialize and the congregation was
{ limited to the men from the camp.
Again I thank you for a most
welcome gift. May I thank you for
men, who are perhaps unable to
answer’ for themselves.
I remain
Yours Truly
Pvt. Elmer S. Forwood
Terrific Explosion
(From Page 1)
out, and an awning torn off.
There was a slight fire in con-
nection but no damage.
The | estimated . damage is
approximately $150 to ‘$200.
Friendship Fire Company of
this place, responded.
—— A Ie
East Hempfiell High defeated
Marietta High 6-1 on Friday after-

this week to elect officers,
noon,
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WHY, THAT Bic
STURF, I'M RESIGNIN'
RIGHT NOW. TIL GO
INTO BUSINESS AN
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LANDISVILLE
Mr. and Mrs. Christ Fry and
daughter, Elizabeth of Highville,
and Mrs. Willis Rice of Manor,
spent Saturday evening with Mr, 4
and Mrs. Henry G. Amand.
Pvt. Samuel H. Bender and Miss
Jane Mease spent last Tuesday aft-
ernoon and evening visiting friends
in Penbrook and Harrisburg.
Miss Ruth Long, of Rockledge,
spent the week-end with her parents
Mr. and Mrs, J. Warren Long, Man-
heim, RD 1.
Mr. and Mrs. Charles Habecker
and Rev. and Mrs W. L. Ziegenfus
attended the Community Rally
sponsored by the Lancaster County
Federation Men's Bible Classes, at
Brownstown, Sunday afternoon.
Mr. and Mrs. Chester Amand and
children of Chestnut Hill, Mr. and
Mrs. Elvin Hess and children, of
Strausburg, Mr. and Mrs. Wilbur
Amand and son, Wilbur, Jr., and Mr.
Edward Burk, of Mountville, Mr.
and Mrs. Clarence Hertzler, of Mec~
hanicsville, and Mr, and Mrs. Hen-
ry Amand and children visited Mr.
and Mrs. Henry G. Amand, Sunday
evening.
Mr. and Mrs. Michael Shermick, of
Alhambra, California, are enjoying
their vacation stay at the home of
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Stroble and
family.
Dr. and Mrs. J. C. Nicholas, visit-

i ed several of their many friends in
Landisville, Monday afternoon, Af-
Iter spending the winter in. Florida,
| where Dr. Nicholas was the pastor
‘of a Lutheran Congregation, they
returned to their home in Ephrata
several weeks ago.
Mr. and Mrs. Elwood Miller entér-
tained at a dinner Tuesday evening,
Pvt. Samuel H. Bender and Miss
Jane Mease, and Misses Betty and
Dorothy Rohrer,
Franklin Amand, son of Mr. and
Mrs. J. Henry Amand, of Lititz, RD
1, took Sunday dinner at the home
of his grandparents, Mr. and Mrs.
Henry G. Amand.
Mrs. George King and daughter,
Miss Ella King, of Donerville, spent
Sunday afternoon and evening at
the home of Mr. and Mrs. William
King and son, Mervin.
The Yoliwa Club of the Bethel
Church of God held their busines
meeting at the home of Miss Jean
evening. Guests at the meeting
| were Pvt. Samuel H. Bender and
{ Miss Jane Mease.
Mr. Fredrick Rebman, of Lanc-
aster, spent Monday night at the
home of his parents, Mr. and Mrs.
Harry Rebman.
25th Anniversary
Mr. &Mrs. Lewis Mease entertained
on Saturday evening, for their 25th
wedding anniversary, Tuesday
April 28th.
Guests were: Mr. and Mrs. Ralph
Shultz, of Safe Harbor; Mr. and Mrs.
Charles Baker, Mr. and Mrs. Harry
Miller, Mr. and Mrs. Clayton Miller,
Mr. and Mrs. Wallace Miller, Mr.
and Mrs. Elmer McHlhenny and Mr.
and Mrs. Donald Mease.
Entertained
Mrs. Phares Nissly, and Mrs. Clay-
ton Bender were hostesses to the
following ladies at the formers home
Miss Elizabeth Lane, Miss Madaline
Stanley, Mrs. Howard -Kline, Mrs.
John Greider, Mrs. Milton Mowrer,
Mrs. John Bender, Mrs. Earl Gin-
der, Mrs. Donald Kellon, Mrs. Ray-
mond Daihl, and Mrs. Harry Hon-
berger,
Scouts Camped
Three sets of Boy Scouts leaving
town one hour apart, hiked to the
Back Run and spent the week-end
camping and enjoying fishing, and
were paired Donald Ginder and Jim
Way; Jack Way and Billy Burk-
hart and John Henry Herr and Billy
Weaver.
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OUT OF THE BIG SHOW
Lester ; McCrabb, i: pitcher = from
Christianat ‘on the! Phila. Athletic
staff for several ycars, was sold to
Montreal.
— GG

Eric has a grow-more
drive.
Ceylon is increasing its airport at
Columbo.
potatoes

and Norman Jr. Bender, Tuesday f

[ “BILL” MILLER WINS
MOTORCYCLE RACE
“JIM” HAKE THIRD
“Bill” Miller,
cycle racer, opened the 1942 rac-
ing season Sunday at Gettysburg
by placing first in the main event.
hn Hostetter, of Altoona, won
place while “Jim” Hake,
cyclist, came in third.

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ima Home of Your Own
RENT MONEY WILL BUY A NEW HOME!
Many famiNes have discovered that the
money they
more than eno@igh to pay for a modern
new home of x
paying rent, and wish for a home of YOUR 3
own, come in We know /we can :
help you. 3
The Mount Joy Bung dom Association
Under Supervision State Banking Dept.
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JNO. E. SCHROLL, President
H. G. CARPENTER, V. President
John E. Schroll
R. Fellenbaum
Freed
OTICE!
%e hereby warned against the
Persons
reckless use 3, BB guns within the Boro.
Windows
accidents to innoce
Unless this practide is discontinued
Council will pass legislation forbidding
their
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Henry HA Eby
Dr. E. W. Newcomer PH
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Henry G. Carpenter
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