ng ree ve It's nt | a | i el Y 00st WS. 4 YWL LAFFS 1 | | (li, | “i an BY WISE OWL Never let it be said that I'm not s good as my word, dear readers. ast week I promised you a laff n Leedom’s little helpers and here's one on Stauffer already. Just a few days after I paid a isit to Leedom’s office, Stauffer ent cut on a farm and was riding mule when the animal suddenly bot quite independent and threw is passenger roughly to the terra irma., § 2 *x % % * % The next day, nursing aches and ruises on numerous parts of his bnatcmy, Stauffer announced to he boys at work: “Boy, I'm glad his happened after that guy at the Bulletin was here, or I'd sure be in for it.” . . . you can’t get away | it fellow. But, remember, I still need one on Ney. * * * * Dewey Kunkle told the fellows that he spent a mice quiet evening at heme nite reading the radio and playing the ncwspaper— will comeone unravel him please? * 0X % WR Purp Derr says. there’s just no argument about it. Irvin Metzler must smoke sawdust in that pipe of his cause even cheap tobacco couldn’t smell that bad—In fact, the boys at the Fire House, are try- ing to stand the smell of pipe so that they won’t mind poison gas ~Irvin thinks it's all a big joke. * * * * In math class, the teacher asked this question; “If I subtract 25 from 37 what's the differtnce?” then Burton said, “That's hat 1 say. Who cars)” 7 -- fy " » » * " “My goodness, eggs are high!” complained a lady to Jim Krall on the butcher truck. “ Sure,” an- swered Jim “part of National De- fense program.” Puzzled, the lady inquired: “How's that?” And Jim explained: “All the hens are mak- ing shells.” * * ¥ * Met a guy from Marietta whom I had seen in the early morning hours at a “shindig” and I asked: “What did your wife say when you sot heme this A. M.?” And he an- swered: “She never said a word. And I was going to have these two teeth pulled anyhow.” How we # Bob says his girl drives him nuts when she tells him about their cow back home that drank some pur- ple ink; and mood indigo. Ww Rk x OE A farmer cut Back Run way calls his new set of upper teeth a London Bridge.—You wanna know why?—'Cause it’s always falling down, 3 2 8 % ® An East End hubby's new pet name for his wife is “Vinegar doesn’t know it but he calls her that because she’s such a sour puss. * - * * A Florin lassie can’t understand why her boy friend joined the army to drop bembs on taprooms and nightclubs. But when I asked her where she got the idea he did that she explained: “Well, in his letters he says he’s a Dive Bomb- er.” . ... Help! #® * ® 0% and a girl were out riding. Pull- ing to the side of the road the boy apologized: “I think I've got a flat tire.” Annoyed at his coy- ness the girl exclaimed: “I think that makes us even.” * *» *® LI A lovely lassie, who dotes on hub- bies, that is—other women’s, en- umerates it this way: First, a man gets stuck on a girl; then he gets stuck with her; then he’s just plain stuck. * 5 % 0 A customer went into the Acme and asked “Do you have hyacinth It was Sunday nite and a boy Ss The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancaster County, Pa., Thursday Morning, February 5, 1942 MESCAL IKE By S.L. HUNTLEY That Will Answer It five ——tt Change In. | Opening of | Trout Season Mr. and Mrs. Fisherman there’s| { going to be a slight change in the fishing laws this year relative to the catchng of trout. | This year, there will be no need cf stumbling around in the dark] trying to catch one of those big cannibal trout with live bat at the! stroke of midnight, as the new opening hour is 5 A. M. { GRACIOUS! IT BEEN SINCE |[MuLEY BATES Some time ago a hill was intro-| bulbs?” And after thinking a minute Bimmy Shatz answered: “No, zug just Mazda and Gen- ¥ ' — Will somebody {-en the boy? duced in the Legislature to pro- hibit all fishing for one month prior| to the opening of the trout season and after much deliberation and . . | discussion they finally compro-| The Ironville United Brethren mised on 12 hours; just why is be-1 church held a combined service on yond us. Sunday February 1st, with the The new regulation prohibits Christian Endeavor. It being the |” fishing of all kinds from 5 P. M..| 61st birthday of CE, the service April 14, to 5 A. M. April 15, was opened by the Prelude and when the season officially opens. | Meditation, followed by the Doxol- The size limit remains the same, cgy invocation and respcnse. however, six inches, and the daily After which everyone joined in creel limit ten, as heretofore. ! singing, “The Chu-ch’s One Found- ation.” The Origin of Christian Fndeaver was read by Ruth Sta- Pvt. Ress er ley. The scripture—Heb, 12 was rcad by Jacob Kauffman. The Gulf To Page 1 bat a congregation sang, “Saviour Like a aulf coast, it is a new camp, but it| Shepherd Lead Us.” is getting better each day and Rev. D. L. Shearcr, offered the when it is complete I think it will cvening prayer with response, by be the best field around this part the choir. Rzv. Shearer's father of the country. : a] gave a report of the CE of York At the present time, I am going county. Brief discussions were to air craft mechanic school and given by Betty Ulrich, Mrs. Jacob like it very much, I will graduate MOUNT JOY TOWN LEAGUE | Kauffman and Luther Ulrich. Al- on March 10, 1942, after that I LINCOLN ALLEYS vin Mummaw and Wilbur Rettew don’t know what I will be doing. Spangler’s sang a duet entitled, “Stand up. but am trying to get a special Neiss .......... 135 ... Up for Jesus” The course in either, propeller, engine Shoop ......... ... 122 ...—122 rendered an anthem, after which or better than that, I am going to 177 155 135-467 24 Wilh a5 th 3 : > Walters 147 167 109—423 | Mrs. Wilbur Rettew discusse ne apply for flying sergeant. Spangler ....... 205 151 172—528 | question, “What are the things in The course of air craft is very Good .......... 213 201 158-572] v.ife?” interesting. It is divided up into es aris vo service - was. continued: hy 11 courses or pages, cach two 877 796 750 2423 Tre niu — rs = > i Soldner’s singing “Give of your es > 3 seks long, or a total of 22 weeks tor” Tov Sheurer’s Az Sots ong o! Rien John Barnhart . 141 182 184-507] Master. Rev. PL a Hers lg & TTS. Dage ig Schneider .. 169 170 156—495| was baced on CE. His topic was everything in general. Then you ....... 147 132 141—410| “The four principles of Christian study structure, which is the con-'R. Schneider .. 141 140 184-465) “ndeavor.” He listed these as: 1, struction, of planes. Third, is hyd- Young ......... 177 182 189548 ~ cion of Christ; 2, Service for raulic whichis the different control! ny so Christ: 3. Loyalty to Christ; 4 755 854 2435 rist; J, Oyalty 1 ’ 1 lable parts, such as landing gear, —w 34 5 Fellowship with Christ. Mrs. Gor- Raps, do ors, | 4k, 5 propeller, Barney's don Mummaw read a poem. The which is the study of how they H. Barnhart ... 206 172 146-524 )grcup then sang, “We'll work ll are made and installed and how Hf Brown ... ..148 161 166-475) J:sus Comes.” The Christian En- they are controlled; 5th, instru- Hostetter ...... 163 175 149—487| jcavoy pledge was read and the ments, which was a very intevest- Facer ....... 146 . 152 152-450 services were closed with the bene- ing course we had to learn 30 of Weaver ........ 145 185 191-521 diction and hE 150, how they work and what “808 815 802 2157] On Saturday cvening at 7:00 the their work is, 6th, was the engine, Bennett's CE will meet at the church to go which I liked most of all, so far Benoa 213 197 187—597{.; the Otterbein church at Lancas= that is where you get the actual ZiPPle ........ 171 M4 CL og lv ot Lane amo 1 167 160 1650p 1 10 aitend a CE mally ob Lay worl on Iho Sele > SIDS iv 146 167 153—466| caster Co. 0 time he Mone and out on Deva. Myers ...... 191 148 200—53 Monday evening a Defense meets parts. 7th. is ignition, this is what ~— —— —— — lng was held in the basement o I am studying now, it is the sly 894 816 850 church. Earl Albright was in of all the electrical parts of the charge. At this time an organiza- plane, such as light, generators, Dert’s tion was formed with the following magneta etc. 8th, is combination, Tease Carey Ms Lott s district leaders, Luther Ulrich. 4 1 = : which I will study next. Sh 23 Dock Ln 158 123 177—458 | Christ M. Kauffman, Jonas Eaby Test blocks, and 10 and 11 is model gpa 157 143 184—484| .nd Chester Albright. The follow- flight, then the big day comes Derr ........... 162 124 146-522 {ing committee was appointed to when we graduate. —— —— —— 1 Lacp in touch with the boys in the There are two shifts of school Kies 15 535 2090 a y Ani 0 kin ol Cleon S| Ps ) each day, one goes from 6:00 Klessinger ..... 161 147 .127—835 | D. Staley, Mrs. Paul Metzar, Mus. A. M. to 2 P. M. the other from Keeper ........ 177 156 133—466 | Luther Ulrich, Mrs. Earl Albright, 2:15 to 10:15 P. M. which I am in./Culp ........... 199 135 137471} Mrs. Wilbur Rettew and Carolyn Since the war started we have Williams ....... 125 156 172—453 Mummaw. school six days aweek. i ih 161 208 212-381) “vy. Otterbein Guild held their Well there goes that old fa- 823 802 781 2406 | monthly meeting in the church miliar chow call so 1 will sign off, re with, Frances Mummaw, the presi- for this time, thanking you very Scopy’s dent, and Miss Ruth Peifer, Ms. much for the paper each week. Seopy 17 170 207—563 | Albert Klziner, and Mrs. Jay Seig- Sincerely yours, Zink 128 151 157—436 | ler as hostesses. Pvt. Harry K. Ressler, iG comer sees Yo wn a Hazel Fornoff, student at Leba- Flight C. 306 S. S. Ton SE 174 210 156—540 | non Valley, was home several Keesler Field, Miss. ____ldays with her parents Mr. and 805 869 796 2470 | Mrs. George Fornoff. GUR RIFLE TEAM Tro Jans Mr. and Mrs. Earl Albright, DEFEATS READING EASILY un 2 seats I loi Li ig were in Philadelphia several days The Mount Joy Rifle team had pg. wn R. | 134 126 160—430 | last week where Mr. Albright at- little or no difficulty in defeating Halbleib, G. 180 157 188—525! tended court as a juryman. Reading by a margin of 41 points. Matcer, J. ..... 167 128 224-519) Mrs. John A. Fex, is confined to Landvater, shot a perfect score for ~——= ——= —— —— hor bed with a slight stroke. ihe victors. Score: 811 736 887 2434] o yices in the Ironville UB 4 churck on Sunday——Sunday school Bander 100 MOUNT JOY TOWN LEAGUE 12 0m a op oo B 99 Teams W L PC} GAT i - FOWR See == ogo Regular worship service at 10:30 Janet NisSly 981. Soldner’s ' .......... 571 23 113 : — he x Rachel Garber : 98:2. Bennett's ........... 50 30 6251 A. M. CE at 7:00 with Albert cei oie. Tro Jans .......... 47 33 .588{ Kleiner, lcader. ere TUL Pere 43 37 538 oe Total © Sania 4925. Spangler’s ......... 38 42 475! When in need of Printing. (any: | al Reading §. Barney's ........... 31 43 463 re Bullet ain 94 7. Scopy’s isles ie sie 35 45 438 - Sh viii casera ns 92/8. Klessinger’s ........ 3 67 .163 iid. ness sonia 88 H. S. C. Derr, 240; H. S. T.| Subscribe for the Bulletin. Collar vital 86 Tro Jans, 944; H. T. C. Derr & C. Ee Emythe 0s i nnn 91 Bennett, 609; H. T. T. Soldner’s,} 24 Her ........ 36 5807 461.11 So TIO ol cota gn a eA a hE etm ies Tokal Via cigar sri avis 451 Bowl. Games-Total Pins-Aver. Bowl. Games-Total Pins-Aver.| 25 G. Schneider . 42 6723 160.3 Santiz “1%. wm Medicines} 1 Good ........ 48 8766 18230) 26 Kramer ..... 57 9108 159.45 Nov. a BDerr .... 60 10845 180.45] 27 Fackler ..... 51 8159 159.50 bought recently in the United 5g 00"""""" 55 “5733 1795 | 28 Schroll 54 8533 1581 States for Chile are sufficient for 4 px... 50 8919 17819{29 H. Brown ... 54 8524 15746 a year and a half. The purchases 5 Young ...... 9 1601 177.8 |30 O'Neil ....... 27 4240 157.1 were made by Oscar Aguero, man- 6 H. Barnhart . 60 10576 176.16 | 31 Dock ....... 60 9304 1554 " i is Bennett ..... 57° 9955 174.371 32 Neiss -....... 56 8702 155.22 ager of the Laboratoria Chile, in ta { se N 44 i 8 Weaver ...... 48 8252 17145] 33 Hostetter .... 57 8685 152.21 Santiago, who was sent to the op “VCC 4 755 17025) 34 Hipple a4 6690 1522 United States by his government 1g A. Myers .... 56 9533 17013|25 R. Brown ... 60 9117 151.57 for that purpose. H Homnar ..... 20 4938 1708 [36 J. Bamha:t . 49 7408. 15319 etl 12 J. Barnhart . 59 9997 169.2637 Zink ........ 48 7269 151.21 aE hy.) HE 13 R. Schneider . 9 1529 169.8 | 38 Pennell ..... 60 9022 150.22 Panama City~Patrel cars andj; oo J 55 9259 168.19 |39 Klessinger .. 60 8979 149.39 motorcycles purchased in they; gp, 60 10065 167.45 Keener ...... 50 7414 148.14 United States for the Panama Na- 36 Halbleib . 60 10059 167.39} 41 Bowman 3 45 us tional police have been equipped/17 J. Matcer . 54 9027 167.9 }42 Dommel ..... 39 5620 and i 2 i 18 H. Mateer .. 53 8863 167.12] 43 Williams . 30 4236 1416 with shortwave 19 Schofield ... 56 9248 1658 |44 Walters ..... 59 8271 So now, bye, bye, buy defense 20 Germer ..... 6 995 165.5 {45 Sheop ....... 24 33718 140.18] bores ‘aid. Stamps 21 Shonk ....... 57 9375 164.27{46 Culp ........ 51 7115 139.26] Stamps ....... 27 4430 164.2 {47 Melhorn ..... 5 697 139.2 A WISE OWL. ....... 57 9198 1612148 G. Brown ... 9 1248 1386 HOW LONG HAS YUR KNOW, WAL, 1 1 DONT QUITE RECOLLECT BUT 1 AUNT MIN SEZ: Now you kin take them there highfalutin artists what paints tures’a rivers’n people’n stuff! . . A course they has their place in the universe too . . . but me . . . I'll jest take a nice colored up seed catalog fer mine. I kin set fer hours’n hours jest gazin’ at them hollyhocks growin’ up agin’ a fence er a kitchen winder somewheres . .’n turnin’ the pages cum acrost sum great big red tomaters what leok fer all the wrold like'z if they'z jest askin’ ta be sliced up on a plate! ’N what's prettier’'n turnips er even cabbage er squash’n egg plants! Sumtimes I think them vegetables with all them different colors’z pretty’z flowers. I got out my seed book the other evenin’ when it wuz rainin’ cats'n dogs outside. The rain wuz eplashin’ agin’ the winder pane’n the wind wuz a’hcwlin’n goin’ on’n I had the most comfortin’ time jesa lookin’ through my seed book! I got writ down in a piece’a paper all the stuff I'm plannin’ fer ta plant cum spring . I jest made up my mind I'm helpin’ along this here Victory Garden commission'n I'm diggin’ up my whole patch soon’z the weather breaks up sum. Diggin'z good fer a’body anyways . . it keeps the jints frum gittin’ stiffed up. It. jest seems a’body’z always got sumpin’ nice ta look forwards to, ain’t? . ——— el @ ee 4 . Councilman (From Page 1) 1,638,000 gallons in 149 hours by turbine, a total of six million gal- lons for January. Chief Myers, of Friendship Fire Co., reported two calls during the of which was in the recommended having a at the fire at month, one bore. - He watchman house night. Secretary Dillinger, of the Board of Health, reported having correct- ed three nuisances thz past month. Officer Zerphey reported no ar- rests or prosecutions and only onez parking tickct the past thirty days. Supervisor Smeltzer reported he should haves about a dczen wood plugs of various sizes for emer- gencies and some pipe of various sizes. Treasurer Nissly reported these balances: Water, $1,733.52; Boro, $1,484.32; Interest, old bonds, $56.00; Patterson coal fund, $125.25; Strickler coal fund, $67.75. The auditors’ report for 1941 was presented, read and accepted. Myr. John Newcomer was named as a member of the Defense com- mittee. The budget as prepared by Secie- tary Bailey was read and discussed at length. Upon motion of Mr. Newcom- er the solicitor will be instructed to procced to collect all tax liens of | five years cr more. Upon Collector Tax motion thing) kindly remember the Bulletit | Mc was instructed to collect all | back taxes. There was then a lengthy discus- | sion as to who should control the present fire building. A motion was passed giving the Fire com- pany the privilege to grant per- mission for the use of the build- ing, reserving same for Council's meetings. The bills were then paid and Council adjourned. Special Meeting There will be a special meeting of Boro Council next Monday eve- ning to adopt the budget, hire a] janiter and transact other business left over from the meet- ing. ll Es ! Buenos Aires—Songs of praise in English, Spanish, Welsh, Ukra- 140.11} nign, Italian and Dutch were sung by choirs at a festival organizad | by women of Buenos Aires, Arg- (From Page 1) Benjamin Walk, R. D. Joy. Theodore H. Trone, Maytown. Faul Haldeman Ginder, R D. 3, Manheim. Richard Way Heisey, 206 W. Main St, Mount Joy. Michael Lehman Randler, Main St., Mount Joy. John C. Derr, R. D. 1, Manheim. Owen William Smith, 9 North Market St, Mount Joy. Jacob Forry Witmer, R. D. 1, Mari- 1, Mount 48 E. etta. Clarence Hollinger Hostetter, Florin. Class 1-B Lester D. Bomberger, Penryn. Henry S. Houser, R. D. 1, heim. Henry L. Shonk, 338 West High St.; Manheim. Andrew Clayton Hendrix, Vine St., Lancaster. Harry S. Berberian, 118 East High St., Elizabethtown. Class 1-C Mahlen Nauman Shelly, Charlotte St, Manheim. Man- 26 E. 130 N. "SAY, LEM, DO YUH KNOW HOW OLD County Draft |] 5 John Raymond Cosgrove, Florin. Edwin Wallace. Keene, Jr., 803 S.! Flizabethtown. Manheim. Class 2-B until Aug. 1, 1942 John Camp, Bainbridge. James Stewart Goddard, Walnut St, Marietta. Class 3-A 30 W.| Elizabethtown. Henry Shenk Nissley, R. D. 2, Holt- wood. David Eberly Elmwood Ave. Berks Co., Penna. Greenawalt, © .205 Lincoln Park, | James Barr Kauffman, 20 North Gay Street, Marietta. Jay Russell “Brubaker, 146 West | Stiegel St, Manheim. Class 3-A (continued in this class) Street, Marietta. Class 3-A until May 1, 1942 Fhares St°rn Risser, 9 West High | Street, Elizabethtown. Class 3-A until Aug. 1. Jobn Robert Angstadt, 17 High St. Elizabethtown. Paul Russel Beshler, Maytown. Vernon E. Brightbill, 146 N. Han- over St., Carlisle. Class 4-E-L-S Foul Lester Frey, R. D. 1, bethtown. Continued in Class 4-E { Allan Brubaker Dcurte, R. D. 1,1} Mounty Joy. ! Ezra Dourte Heisey, R. D. 2, Mount Joy. Benjamin Earl Mount Joy. Frank Hornafius Rahm, Denegal St, Mount Joy. Class 4-F Morris Greenblatt, 50 S. Market | St., Elizabethtown. { Henry Snavely, R. D. 1, Manheim. Joseph Earl McCann, 394 E. Front | t., Marietta. i Willis Jacob Penwell, 460 E. Front | St., Marietta. | a Hints to Housewives During Wartimes | | | i An Englishwoman, whose hus- | | { | | 1942 Eliza- | Swarr, R. D. 1, 130 E.| and is in the army, tells how she manages her household during war- times, offering valuable sugges- tion: to American wives and reci- pes that keep expenses down. Don’t miss this feaeuutterrnd --- 00Eao miss this feature in the February 15th issue of TheAmericanWeekly | The Big the | BALTIMORE SUNDAY AMERICAN On Sale At All Newsstands You Can't Tell "Em Like This z Use A entina. all > VALUE ’ PARADE IN OUR AD COLUMNS WILL LEAD YOU TO SAVINGS Patronize Bulletin Advertisers. J gi 1 | WHY Not Send The Home Paper to Your Absent Son or Daughter ? 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