The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancaster Caunty, Pa., Wednesday Morning December 24, 1941
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A WISE OWL
Here it is, Christmas just around
| the corner and I have to think of
Something to fill this cclumn or else
—~ Guess T'll fill it, I'M not so crazy
about the “or clse” with a lot of
sistmas shopping bills staring m=
Ap the face.
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You know, I certainly hope my
friendsh’p in certain quarters is ap-
preciated, ‘cause for weeks now, |
T've been iichin’ to write a laff a-
bout a very well known Columbia
Avenue woman who was quite sur-
priced when she reccived a piece of
antique “pottery”, carefully packed
from a finishing firm in Lancasier,
only to find upon opening it that she
had seen it someplace else before
and it certainly wasn’t worth the
850 value placzd upon it by the sen-
der.
Gertie Rchrer, up at Chet's, was
iho ond when asked:
‘Hew big are capon eggs?” only to
he told they're as laige as ostrich
eggs. She was plumb astounded,
cause she had never seen a capon
and sha couldn’t mentally picture a
fowl laying an egg that big.
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she
amazed
Why don’t one of you boys be
real nice and show Gertie around a
farm sometime? It sure would be
enlightening.
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Gecrge Groff says, “Many a Mt.
Joy woman relies on intuition to
drive her car and that is why we
don’t rely on many a woman's in-
tuition. ...... Tt just can’t be de-
ended Upon.
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1 wrote my letter to Santa but I
guess I ask for too much, anyhow
Im hoping I didn’t, cause I asked
him to “Lang” Hitler in my onc
stocking surrounded by a coupla
Japs and I sure hope he don’t dis-
appoint me.
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“ing sure, a woman
will insist 2 she is the head
of the house until it comes time to
There’s one
nd prove
stroke the furnace.
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“At the present tax rate,” asks a
downtcwn business man, “who cares
whether he is a financial success?”
“ire vou got sompin there, brother!
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After of boys
complete a census we are pleased to
repert that automobile plants are
Jeeated in 41 states of the Union and
that the other seven just help with
the accidents.
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having cne cur
a
In these trying times everything
should bz humming with activity
but let's not disturb or arpuse in
any way these three troublesome
friends — idle gcssip, idle rumors
and idle curiosity.
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You know, afcod shortage shoull-
n't be hard on lots of American
women, who have spent years try-
ing every diet they have ever heard
about,
An out-of-state motorist stopped
one of our Back Run youths and
asked: “How far to the next town?”
The youth replied: “Oh, about three
miles as the bee flys?” And the
motorist, gritted his teeth and said:
“Well, how far is it if the darned bee
walk and roll a flat tire
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has to
along?”
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Always remember, whatever you
say to a woman will be used against
you.
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John says he is glad he learned
his history in schogl in the old days
for present conditions will make the
subject a real problem for a good
student in schools of tomorrow.
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“Many embarrassing things have
happened to me in my day,” says...
“Purp” Derr but no one. has ever
yet sung a telegram at me.”
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“There is nothing ugly about the
duckling that is roasted nice and
brown and banked with cranberry;
sauce and potatoes and gravy,” sol
Merry: Christmas, folks. |
A WISE OWL
changing gifts
week's Bulletin.
The custom of giit-giving at
Christmas isn't what makes the sea-
son a merry one. Its background,
setting of old, familiar carols sung
in the churches and on the streets:
decorating the tree, window lights
glowing in the darkness, the mighty
preparations for the big dinner, and
the feeling of good will towards all
AUNT MIN
SEZ:
men that steals into everyones
heart,
But gift-giving is an important
part of Christmas, nevertheless. Ex-
is in itself an ex-
pression of good will. The custom
you will recall, began on the first
Christmas, when the wise Men
brought gifts to the manager where
the newborn Christ Child lay. And
it continues to this day as an ex-
pression of good will among fellow
men.
Christmas = g'fts, whatever they
may be bring double pleasure, first
to him who gives, and then to him
who reccives. But we wonder how
many if us take full advantage of
the opportunity the Christmas sea-
son provides for making others
happy? We are thinking now of the
men. We know the sort of gifts
they like, We wish we could tell
their wives and families what these
fellows want, for example, that Tom
needs a new hunting coat, but we
suspect that his wife will present
him with another wine colored
dressing gown to replace the hide-
ous thing that now hangs in the dark
resesses of his closet. We know
that Hugh would like a new bait
casting reel; that Len, the trout
fisherman, hankers for a pair o
waders.
Tom and the rest of our friends
will have a merry christmas this
year, winecolored dressing gowns
notw.thstanding. But since we know
what will make these fellows happy
it’s logical to suppose that the same
would hold for all the other sports-
men whom we know. The fellows
who fish and hunt and tramp th:
woods with us.
Anl let's not forget the young-
sters, either. They like to hunt and
fish as much as their seniors, and
any small hoy’s eyes will brighter
if he finds a fly rod or creel or new
bait cast:ng reel under the tree with
his tag on it.
So we're hoping that Tom and
Len and the rest of you will leave
this copy open to this page, anc
cither suggest to your wife that she
read it, or put it where she can’t
miss it. Because here’s a message
for you wives of sportsmen—and al!
others who will go Christmas shop-
ping for outdoorsmen this year:
To make this Christmas ever
merrier, pass up the other thing:
and give he-man gifts tothe sports
men on your list. If they won't tell
you what they'd like their friend:
will. Or ask the sporting gocds
dealer down the street—he knows
what sportsmen want. You'll have a
merrier Christmas yourself for do-
ing it.
Speaking of the “Star §panglec
Banner” reminds us of “Old Glory,”
the dearest and most precious flag
of all, and calls to the writer's mind
the way some of our local patriots
abuse the flag by leaving it hang
out-doors over night. More care
should be taken to respect the flag!
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Here's to American, the Land of the
Free,
The land where my mother gave
birth to me.
God Grant that it may remain the
Land of The Free,
With justice and Liberty, for you
and for me!
Tat TTT
The “black-out phase now being
brought before the people is cer-
tainly causing some funny situa-
‘tions to arise, especially since we
know of several persons who asked
if they would condugt the ame dur-
ing the day.
With the Yuletide season sogn tc
arrive many an oldster has been
caught in the local stores either
looking over or playing with toys.
and wishing they had such when
they were children! Don’t you?
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QUE TOWN LEAGUE
eague Averages
The individual averages of the
players will be. published in next
Patronize Bulletin Advertisers.
Jest'a think! ‘Tain’t
t:me a’tall til Christmas
how er other there'z kind'a differ-
ent air cbout everything ‘round
Christmas this here
intead’a bein’ kinda happy’n jc
hardly nc
Sum-
but year,
ily
like fclks ourghter be. ..pretty near |
everybody’z got a lump in their
throats... jost th'nkin’a this here
war! A person jest has {o wunder
what gits in ta sum folks. ..always
startin’ up a war it jest don’t
make sense nohow ta me!
But I wuz a thinkin’
the best way ta git around stuff is ta |
jest kecp on a ’goin’ with all ow
might'n main keep on ben’
peaceful here at home... 'n inst
swishin® around all the nickels'n
dimes we got...ta buy up all them
gevernment stamps
cay that’s awful important ...
buyin’ ‘up them there stamps...
cuttin’ down on sum stuff I kin
without so’z I kin have sum left fer i
them
Anyways. . .there ain’
I guess fer folks ta be sad like all
the time. ..that'd
feel worse’n they duz...I'm gonn
mix up a batch’a
pics'n I'm goin’a git busy !
makin’ lots’n lots’a Christimes cock-
es ..,. There”
enin’n mince pies at Christmas 1imc
things. help the country
no reason
mince
this we
nuthin’ more heart-
...Smellin’ up the place with them| gg
spices’n everything
always handy fer ta give folks...
I'm gonna make sure I don’t git |
all mixed up in makin’ my mince | 3
meat th's here year...last year I got
hold’a my furniture polish for that
little “stick’a kind'a hard cider” |
what I likes to sneay in, fer extra
flavor. wuz pretty near the
worst luck I've had fer a while
hack but they say cverybe dy |
in awhile...
it
lips up on stufl cnct
but that wuz a bad slip...
the most untasty swellin stuff I cver |
had to fling out This ye
makin sure! Ncw mind ya... I don’t
put much’a the stuff in... jest a
taste ! Ach, well shucks! 11
ain't that good!
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Useful Parsley
Parsley is, perhaps, ti
ful of all herbs,
of savory cooking either
ie nN
entering all
ing or garnish. It is easily
lished and may be
border to an hert
requires an carly ste ‘h
must be sown a bit deeper than most
seeds and they mt » covered |!
with one-half inch of soil
And now for a word to gard
who have a fine bed of parsley g
ing in their garden. When
pick only the leaves; never d
the crown of the plant. Dein
perennial it is quite h
Thyme is
ww
an a
herb for culinary use. {
perennial it comes up after |
year and rcquires prac y nol
care, |
John Doe i
John Doe covers a multitude of |
sinners; the subject of every dis-
creet scandal, his name is legion.
With his cousin Richard Roe, John
Doe started in England way back in
the reign of Edward 111, their debut
being attributed to that clause in
the Magna Charta which provides
for the production of witnesses at
every criminal trial.
The fictitious names John Doe and
Richard Ree were used to represent
the interested parties; anc
most of the litigation in ti
concerned disputes over lc
trespassing thereon, these
came to be a part of every process
of ejectment.
What Else?
Jacceh Nabel of Clev
106 years old and D
longevity is to smoke, drink and
cuss.
Nabel, who is some:
what.
names |
we, kin... They |
about |
I'm | by
make everybody!
meat for|
: a
n cookies'z |
wuz |
ar, Ym]
porters, let his landlady, Mrs. Fan- |
ny Silver, de all the talking while
he went to City Hall to get his citi-
zenship papers which, would entitle |
him to draw $12 month relief.
Nabel was a grown man when he
a
left Hungary in 1864 for America. |
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AFFS For Hunters > greet pe === || Dr. R. M. Balderson
WAL PA HOW OIC IS WHAT DID YOU © = = | OPTOMETRIST
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2 — and Ha | House, oNTE UH UKE TH PLAY THAT DEATH FORE 85 E. Mgin St. MT. JOY, PA |
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Mon., Tues, Wed. and Fri
| | 1 9t0’12 A, M. & 1tod P.M
You know, and we know, what | 7 to 5%. Si
puts the “merry” in “Merry Christ- oF
mas.” It's that undefinable, intang- 85 oe mL
ible quality known as Christmas Thur.,
spirit—that sensation that comes in- Sat., 1:30-5:30—6:30-7:30
| to the heart of the Yuletide season ee eg
| approaches and leaves slowly, re- - —
Juctantly, sometime around New
| ’
Year's. (Trade Wars Rex 0 8 Pat Ofor by | w E H AV E INS
Western Co.
Cage League
{ The Western County basketball
league opened with a team cir-
| cuit including Mount Joy, Eliza-
|b Millersville, Keystone A.
| Union ‘A. C. and
both of Cslumbia,
1 m ged by
{ play S games
i fl
i 7] = I of the team fol
| low Robert Hawthorne, Eward
|B Join F Harold
doi ™
he opening game
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Mt. Joy H. S.
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Totals ......... 10 6.26
Scere by ods:
Mt JorH. S. ...... 4 6 7 9-26
Columbia H. 8. ....12 6
Referee, John Borger.
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Referee, Alvin Rupp.
Friday's Sccves:
Manheim, 30; E. Hempfield, 25.
LAST AUNT MIN PROGRAM
‘ON AIR XMAS MORNING
Concluding a thirteen week
centrzet with = station WGAL.
Lancaster, The “Aunt Min” pro-
gram will presented for the
last time this coming Thursday
Chyistmas; morning at ten o'-
clock,
be
Ihe” broadcast which
according to station officials pro-
duced more fan mail than any
other during the course of the
I 1s which began in S:pt-
ember, may be continued at a
later date. In the broadcasts
Marian R. Wislcr, publisher of
the Broadcaster. fook the part of
“Aunt Min", the role of
“Jen” was by Mrs
Wilbur
while
portrayed
Laird, of Columbia.
DQ
JUNIOR HIGH
LEAGUE
Manheim
to 11 while E. Hempfield had a
runaway match with Manheim Boro
winning 50 to
COUNTY
COL
21
&4
13.
The East Donegal lads easily de-
ieaie
d Rothsville.
Score:
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Committees
Twp. dcfeated Ephrata
Eothsville Jr. I. S.
GG FT
Mumma, F ........ «2 0 4
Xouhe, FB ......... 0 0 0
Huber EF 5... 0.51 0 2
Smith; "CY... 0 0 0
R. Carvell, C......... 0 0 0
Becher, G .......... cl 0 2
L. Carvell, G iy 0 0
Weller, C 0 0 0
Totals. ......... vod 0 8
E. Donegal Jr. H. S.
GFT
tI io a 1 0 2
Hess, Fo. dla 1 1 3
Walters, .F 9 0 0
Hershey, PF ............ 3 0 6
Ber, ’C ale 2 eed
Benny? BN an 0 0 0
Wetdel, sl ........ 00000 0 2
Knisley, G .. 0 0 0
Wolgemuth, G ........ 0 0 0
Gutschall, G 0 0 0
Arnold, G 0 0 {
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ve by periods:
E. Donegal Jr. -H. S. 4.4 3 6-174
4: 2 8
thsville. Jr. H. S. 0 2
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Stimulate your puslness by adver=
tising in the Bulletin.
Marietta, 39; E'town, 23.
J-V Scores:
E. Hempfield, 24; Manheim,
Ma 26; E’'town, 18.
20.
1etta,
Committees
Of Hempfield
porismen
appointed a
were
it
the monthly meeting of the Hemp-
field Farmers’ and Sportsmen's As-
hel
Roiarerstown
ticn
£ocla
They inclu
d last weck at the
school.
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Game—C. C. Greider, Mt. Joy RI;
Robert Reitz
Zex E
McCune, “Ir
Kauffman, L:
Entcrtainm
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lunga; Er
Kech,
min Kendig,
1st
, Rohrerstown; Floyc
Petersburg; Alber
onville, and Wilbu
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Starr, Rolverstown;
Montville; Benja-
Salunga, and Floyc
| Zerphy, East Petersburg.
Fich—D. H
. Erb, East Petersburg
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Milton. Miller, Salunga; la
Bender, Landisville; John Lar
Robrerstown, and Ruben Mille
Salunga.
Trap and Match—W, J. Staley,
salunga; C. H. Spangler, Ironville
Robert
Fackler, Lan
Publicity—J.
Donzld Kellen,
Spangler,
Enterline,
ard Kech, Mountville, and William |
Ironville;
Salunga; Leo
n
caster R 1.
E. Way,
Landisville; C.
Elsling
vl
AE0N
Salunga;
G.
er, Mountville, and Ephraim Kiehl,
East Petersburg.
Legislative—H.
Petersburg;
tewn; Wilbu
J.
Leonard Kech, Mountville.
Auditors—Willis
Clayton
and, Howard
2&4 y
r Kauffman, Lanca
Myers, Salunga,
ste
Kendig,
Lan
Klein,” Landisville.
Bender,
— OG ee
Hedwig, East
Ervin Starr, . Rohrers-
r
and
Salun- |
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isville,
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HOSTESS—Juanita Es-
tela Lopez, chosen as
“Miss Latin America”
for annual New Year's
Day Tournament of
Roses at Pasadena, Cali-
fornia.
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thorne, Calif.
power
Se A —
WAR LEADERS — President
Quezon of the Philippines (left), pictured
at Manila with Lt. Gen. Douglas Mac-
Arthur, who commands all U. S. Army
rces in the East.
STRANGE BIRD—The “Flying Wing” ready for test hop
Submerged engines with pusher-type propellers
unique plane, which is minus conventional fuselage and tail. !
FOR DEFENSE—
Joining national
: program of U. S.
i Frankfort,
§ from expert at
Bl Schenley Distillers
8 dents
(INP);
Manuel
Office of Educa-
tion to train youth
for war industries,
Ky.,
class gets instruc-
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plant where stu-
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nights weekly.
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WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, DEC. 24 — 25
BETTY GRABLE — VICTOR MATURE IN
"HOT SPOT"
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FAY”
FRIDAY — SATURDAY, DEC. 26 — 27
ALICE FAYE — JOHN PAYNE — IN —
"WEEK-END IN HAVANA"
MONDAY, DEC. 29 — 2 FEATURES
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CHARLES RUGGLES — IN — “PARSON OF PANAMINT"
TUESDAY, DEC. 30
INDIGAN — SHIRLEY ROSS — IN —
ILORS ON LEAVE"
WEDNESDAY, DEC. 31
HE MENJOU — CAROLE LANDIS —IN
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MIDNIGHT SHOW NEW YEAR'S EVE
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