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The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancaster County, Pa., Thiirsday Morning, December 4, 1941

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Meeting at
West Willow
The Nov. meeting of the Lanc.|
County Firemen's Association was
held on Friday evening in the U. B.|
Church, at West Willow where the!
West Willow Fire Company was the
host.
A. S. Nissley, President of “the
llccal company welcomed the Asso-
(ciation in a few well chosen words.
A marimba solo by Miss Dorothy
Sherk and an accordian solo by! $32

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At Least Evervone Seems to Like It
Lolly Gags
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Miss Betty Rouf were well rendered! —

and highly appreciated by the audi-
OWLS om . AUNT MIN
5 Twenty-nine companies respond-
nts 1% to the roll call and were repre- .
While eating at the “diner last!’ scented by one hundred and fifty 5 i 7 .
| members.
ht : hiker from the west} : A
We pe fo ie > bowl of | Paul Z. Knier, Fire Marshal, re- 1
thr T that en-
soup. The clerk told him the only Li = 0 fi id or “J
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kind they had was vegetable. “We- 8 p like'z if
laced ” ‘party and entailed a damage of
getakle soup? Whats that?” asked i
yoked $5700. Mr. Knier stressed the fact
the | fast not all fires had been reported
lend urged that reports be forth
hiker. “Well” said the waiter, "Is 5 ; = 3 rerio
the same thing—only. looser!” coming sco that the annual repor
¢ sa ser!
2 EAR can be completed.
Fail epoke on fire precention and, Ss
Sha who : like, it's Thanksg
Uh-huh—She d when I = “i stressed the necessity of utmost care 2
lawn a -
down at the & when 4 yo ied in decerating hemes ad churches
pou Np .
over io the divap, a gol scare [ane the Christmas scasen. Ths
hy,
Who we oh $e 1cpert was supplemented by George
TT I", KX. Erisman who sent consider-
The boys who frequent Newcom-| hie literature to the different
ers Scrvice Elation are ~cheols of the county.
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the loss cf the dugks. You Th: death of fireman Willian

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the kiker. “Ever cat hash’
ths cletk “yeah” answered me, I ain’t a thinkin’ that proper...

since Clayt had the hole filled up F:hleman of Lititz was memorijal-
in front of the air pump there's nolized in silent tribute.
pond there anymore alter a rain! Mr.‘ Benjamin L. Herr of Lam-
g0-0-c-0, as Clayt says: “He had tol peter gave an interesting talk
| sell the ducks.” ‘Stoo bad} strongly advocating a deeper devo-
| 4 tion and praise to Almighty God
| Bob was trying awfully hard to!and a full patriotic and conscien-
\ start a conversation with an E'town | tious support of our government :n
blende when he asked: “Say, pretty.! these perilous times.
do you shrink from kissing?” The| The meeting will be
blonde stuck her nose in the air|held at Leacock on December 26th
and said: “Of course not, if I did I'd| when the Mechanicsburg Fire Com-
| be nothing but skin and bones!” pany will be the host. 3
ok ok EK ———————— Well it ain't none’a my affairs
I met a fellow from Columbia to-| THE LOW DOWN how people Bankers fer stuff. .I'm
; day who looked awfully odd to me|FROM HICKORY GROVE havin’ sum good cld fashioned thick
and finally I figured cut what was| This new election in San Fran- vegetable soup fer my Thanksgivin
wrong with him scd asked: “What | cisco shows that the Native Sons dinngr.. crammed up with chopped
in the world makes your tongue so there still have their feet on terra “P cabbage n turnupsn corn’n stufi
black?” He looked rather ashamed |firma. They don’t like Socialism— 1 jest dares anybody ta cum
but explaincd:” I dropped a bottle] two to one. They have just gone i mY {runt door... ta say... ani
a of whiskey on a {reshly tarred{on record that Mr. Ickes as a dic- the best smcllin vittles they ever
road?” titer is a gle. Mir: Ickes toid them smelt. . . Vegetable sup z geod enuf
® x wow : . fer Min Buncle...nourishin’, too...
thay werelto get inte heselectrly Folks don’t know how good off they
in They tell me the moon is called business, or he would turn off their ols go din a
~~ “Che” because there's always a man lights. Instead of it working out are, Se ane RS:
handy. like the Gent said, it worked vice
2.2.22 versa and they turned down Har- SALU NGA
A lceal Dad was having a heart to] old, himself.
heart iy with his son when tel It was defeat number eight in a
asked: I, son how are your raw, which gives a person a hazy Mr. and Mrs. John Dattisman
marks?” “They're under water,” notion that maybe San Francisco is entertained the formers parents,
replied his offspring. “What do you one too super-fond of the munici- Mr. and Mrs. Harry Dattisman, of
v water?” inquired the pal idea. Landisville, on Thanksgiving Day.
fer dinner... they jest goes in a
corner sum placen broods on the
lawful hard lot they'z got.
Fer the life’a me I can’t see jest
what ails folks... it jest proves the
more ya got...the more ya want...
Now take my friend Jen, fer in-
stance... why she wanted rabbit so
awful hard, she didn't give her man
no peace till he went out’'n shot two
...big ones, too

4 mean
1 nean,
slammed. the Govt. into even more experi- Mrs. Annie L. Peifer spent Thurs-
3 ; : ments, it takes no mystic to tell day to Sunday with her son, Paul | Will
{ I think I've discovered why they! s that we will see new faces there, Peifer and family of Mount Joy.
had
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+vall it “carving a career’ a Yes .
call it “carving a carcer” today. goon November, 1942. Brothers, Mr. and Mrs. Howard Peifer

because

knifing. AT I Day their son and
Most shoplii
just taking a not’on.
* * * * *

Paul Stoner shot a large gray fox daughter, Shirley, of Lancaster.
while hunting in the Conewago Mr. and Mrs. Amos Rohrer and

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A rural woman was telling me of] A West end man defines the
her trip to Louisiana when she said: | “crack of dawn” as the sock his
| “We were staying at an old plant-| wife gives him when he gets in at
| ation one night and the lady of the|four a. m,
follcwing children and gu + Mrs,
Mary Minnich, Mr. and Mrs. Beni.
Kendig and daughter, Betty Jane,
ees iid {and son, Robert; Mr. and Mrs. John
Kendig and daughter, Vivian, and
son, John, Jr. town; Dr. and Mrs.
us to our bedroom.
“he peinied to the bed and explain-| We're indebted to a kind reader
¢d, “That's a {famous bed. A sugar|who gave us the first laff of the
% king once slept in it” And then|deer season. oer
| 1ay huspand st down o lie bed and oe. Jerry and Tommy, of Mount Joy,
| said, "Yeh, 1 can stiilfeelthe hunps” and the Misses Susuana and Annie

Park Eberle was one of the lucky
' 2 533 hunters in the woods the first day, Breneman.
8 Ah, thrift, a wonderful virtue in|who saw a deer. But he suffered Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Cooper had
ancestors. an attack of “buck” fever, started to dinner on Thanksgiving Day,
4 PE running after the deer, forgot he Me. and Mrs. John Cooper and son,
€ 7 A guy {rem near Lititz went to|had a gun and lost his hunting leg- Joan II, of Landisville; Mr. and |
i court and asked to have his name in the excitement—Now he’s Mrs. Chester Cooper, of Lancaster;
Mr. and Mrs. Russel Cooper and
changed. The judge inquired: “Well. | home, without a deer and is offering
son Russell.
; what is your name?” The guy an-la reward for his leggings,
i swered: “Joe Stinks,” The judge hid ©. v0 Mr. and Mrs. H. H. Hiestand and
Sumhow er other it jest seems
sum folks only thinks'a
Thanksg' vin’ with their stumachs
instecad’a their hearts...’n if ya ask
fer if there’z one day in the whole
year when a ’'kody oughter use up
sum'a their heart bein’ thankful- |
..special this
her¢'n... 1941! The other day 1
{wuz a ruminatin’ on stufl’'n I started
‘n thinkin’a them poor critters over |
I jest bet none'a them folke'd turn |
{down a good mess'a fried scrapple’n]
hi : thei 5 win |
biled taters fer their
{ ? dinner... but here ... well, lot'a
{olks what ain't gonn’a have turkey
pater. Hi s son started toward the| 1 our congressmen there on the Mr. and Mrs. Edwin Rankin mov- |
Ar Sr vied: 3 ! . 1 : Ru) Ls Ved
door and exclaimed: ‘Below Potomac don't savy the ed into their new home on Brandt
Tos gi Ap oe oo :
¢ level, Dad” — And then the writing on the wall & they put Boulevard last Thursday.

where they're fightin’ them warsn |
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SHOT A GRAY FOX Mr. and Mrs. John Peifer and |
hills on Thanksgiving morning. re Lois and Mary Lou, and |
Here's a short, short stery..... —_ Tet sons, Guy, Clair rn! Gene Dale,
A bargain is 2 good buy. A 200d-1 There is no better way to boost were tae gues's of latters
bye is a farewell. A farewell is tq your business than by local news- brother, Mr. Jacob and |
part. To part is to leave. My girl paper advertising. family, of Lititz, for Ye iia
left me without a good-bye. She tll GO ‘giving Holiday.
Wes no bargain Tye Patronize Bulletin Advertisers. | Dr. J. S. Kendig gave his annu:
Thanksgiving Day dinner to the |
Harry Kendig and sons, Newt, |

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3 i > : 3 auchter. arolv oF ritorta:
a smile and exclaimed: “Well, I} I'd like to know how we can daughter, Carolyn, were entertain-
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t ; don’t blame you. What do you want | please the world when we have such ed by Mr. and Mrs. Clinton
q 5 to change it to?” And the guy an-|a hard time satisfying our own Druecker of Lancaster, on Thanks-
swered: “Charlie.” ........ Well —| family. giving.
§ 2 that’s different. * * 3 ® Mr. and Mrs. Walter Peifer of
$3 22> The shortest distance between two. OW and Mr. and Mrs. Edward
After being engaged to the same | points is a straight line but a lot of Bato, of Lancaster, spent Thanks-
girl for twenty-two years a fellow women don’t believe it when S1ViD8 Day at Shartlesville and

near Bamford wrote this poem — [they are repeating gossip, Reading. |
We arrel about the slightest * + 5 Miss Sadic Horst was the gusts |
The youngster who delights in ©f her sister, Mrs. Samuel Brandt,
I'm alt upset and harried; snowballs and ski-pants never fig- ©f near Mount Joy, for Thanksgiv- |
We're getting on each other's nerves | ures he will ever go to Florida to ing Day. i
It's times that we got married. keep warm in the winter. Mis. Abraham of Beartown |
iE Poor Fellow, he's sunk. ‘8. 9% 3 spent several days last week with |
%.% The picket of all pickets was the her son-in-law, Mr. Ear] Martin |
While passing a munitions plent! chap stationed in front of a drug and family. |
down in Jersey I heard a rifle say: | store who, when he ran out of Mr. Lynn Martin spent the |
“Mom, where’s Pop?” And the rifle’s| cigarettes, when inside the store and Thanksgiving Holiday with his |
“Mom, replied: “He's in Europe, | bought some! father, Mr. Earl Martin. |
dear; he’s a big gun now. ” J A WISE OWL Dr. J. S. Kendig and daughter, |
ev
you have to do so muchi, gq gjcters, it won't be long. as their guests on Thanksgiving

afternoon, ¢
days with her parents
Harry T. Herr
Peifer,
ine
ila
lis,
ed her.

Mrs. Mary Minnich, and fon |
Weal Nelson,
Bove
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and family spe
ith Mr. 2
r of Florin,

LANDISY

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sylvania,
Penn State, on Sunday, aite
ing the holidays with their parents,
rs, Paul S. Baker.
and Mrs.
. and Mrs.
Mr.
Mr.

fus,
Hiestand, |
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Mrs. Cora Angstadt, o
town, visit
dan Angstadt and

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The
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and
y evening.
Bowman, of Lanean
ening for
Iliinois.
several days, the
Samuel
heme of Mrs.
of Zion Lutheran Church held their

THE GREAT BIG, DULL BULK
OF THE. NATION WILL RUB ITS
SLEEPY EYES AND TRY To
MAKE OUT wHY THERE
SHOULD BE A WAR += + «
THE PULP T WiLL wARILY |
AND CA OBJECT- |
Ey ry LITTLE HANDFUL |

FOR WAR
LD
WM)

THEN THE HANDFUL
WitL SHOUT LOUDER

AND PRESENTLY SUCH
[oars WiLL CEASE To OPEN
NEXT THE STATESMEN
| wiLL INVENT CHEAP LIES
PUTTING THE BLAME ON
THE NATION THAT 15
ATTACKED AND EVERY
MAN WiLL BE GLAD OF
THOSE CONSCIENCE
SOOTHING FALSITIES
AND WiLL DILIGENTLY
STUDY THEM AND REFUSE
TO EXAMINE ANY
REFUTATION OF THEM
AND "ne ob any HONEST

AN
UP THE WAR CRY !
SHOUT 1T3ELF HOARSE

QPEN HIS MOUTH :

AND HE WiLL BY AND BY
CONVINCE. HIMSELF THAT
THE WAR 1S JUST AND
wikL THANK GOD FOR
THE BETTER SLEEP HE
ENJOYS AFTER THIS
PROCESS OF GROTESQUE
SELF DECEPTION
= MAazn Twarn - 1898
GOO HESS
AMERICA
—

portsmen
5 os Will Elect
Officers Mon.
to enlist the
ighbors
swprised her +
Box
Mis.
all those who so kindly remember-
wishes to thank
Hoi Pons
c. 8, 1941, at 8:00 P. M.
the Legion Home.
‘ y attend this meeting
o cast ther vote for officers for the
n will hold its’
Samuel

an
Society will be obse
phia, I

Winfic ld Ro i of Hipple and R.

Alva G Bender

John Zink, Willis
mittee is
directors of the 5 €
Tuberculos: Sc :
\iclhorn and Jack
were tl GR
JOY TRAVELERS
Y DEFEATED ENCL A
Travelers had easy

del}
and other prominent

giving
STerhart D. Cres
2 Cor tre
sman and wife,

struggle
indifference
and compla-
ney. To con-
quer tuberculo-
sis is to protect
families and
homes. Support

Penn State, Sunday |
spending the holi- |

She 1 was accompa-

eee 5G
SHOT 10 PT. BUCK

mas
y Elizabeth Baker
to the University
coming county, Jack Germer, David
Golden Anniversary
In 1892 the initial step was taken
active interest of the

tuberculos

the Pennsylvani

y 6-9, 1942
rs at the Bellevue-

The 38th annual me Wo
tional Tuberculosis A

in eonjur

Tuberculosis and
Association, representatives of
ernmental, medical, civic, we

professional cit

id i, 1 \v 1
ort, Ph.D. pr m
ia Tuberculosis 8
etn ie AC
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The fi
an uni
the Christ
Seal Sale JER ay
is an investment in public
crsonal health which amoun
“life insurance.”
ONT T w Arr Too LONG.

WWE HAVE

i. Stauffer
HED & BUILDIN
ages & Walks |

Phone: Res, 36!

A-Ray Service
Fri. TilI8 Fr. M,
s through the
ganization of the Pennsy
Society for the Prevention of
culosis. The leader was Dr,
ence F. Flick and the om
formed by him and his ass
Philadelphia gre
tuberculosis prevention and
movement that spread bie
the country.
The 50th anniversary
neering fight and the org

RD MBN ROT 2 AY Ty
’S FUNNY
How Folks
Store Stuff
In An Attic =~
When They 5
Can Cash In
hAW. ANT r AD.
RED REE
into the volun CLARENCE S. anu

Stimulate your puslnessby rare
ing in the Bulletin.

OPTOMETRIST
n St. MY. JOY, PA
LMYRA, PA.
Bank Building
L, Wed. and Fri
> to 5 P. ML

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world. Th
siitute for il.
Milk... for
MOUNT JOY,
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MILK AND
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BOTTRE
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Chime Clocks

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EXAMINATION OF THE EYES
Tue., Fri,, Sal. Evenings 7 - 8
YES EAMINED—GLASSES FITTED

J O Y MATINEE
$A TURDAYS

, bagged a beautiful ten-
r made the kil] the morn-
ing of the first day of the deer sea-
visited ;
Others in the party
mond Gilbert, Christ Kinsey, John

ON P, NISSLEY
Mount Joy, Pa.

T H FAT RE | rine

THURSDA Y.

, Charles Bailey,

family
Albert Hiestand,
Vednesday afternoon. MANHEIM
163 S. Charlotte St.
Telephone 11-J

ly 12 guage guns may be Evenings by appointment In
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Chanute Field, Rantoul,

guests of Pri- 3
| Lutheran Church will hold a Ba-
ol Squadron, » Christmas Sale in the Landis-
Army.
Late GOOD
Zion Lutheran Church met
Lestella Hoffman,
Tuesday evening.
The Women's
A sauer kez wt supy
There will re a gift table 2,

cakes and candy.
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{ETRIST
Wed., Thurs. Tues
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