“
C—O
Fishermen
Although the bulk of the rabbits |
and pheasants have been killed off |
there are still some to be had “if
you are lucky”.
The Lincoln Highway was block-|
ed from the Bridge on the
I ville side to Copes diner (about
(mile) with automobiles loaded with!
(hunters the first day of the hunting]
season. Ticket takers at the Bridge|
MESCAL IKE gy BLE
UNTLEY
, Thursday lo ing, November 20, 1941
\
Well, It Almost Worked
estimated that there were about 500!
py. machine loads of gunners that came|
ager of the Columbia News reported
that there were less tresspass signs
sold this year than any year since
he has been in charge, This goes to,
It seems as though things just
keep happening to our east end 5
and 10 manager. While lying on
the day bed last week he heard -a
Mr. Ralph Farley business =
o Lancaster County to enjoy Phea- °
A WISE OWL or Te me | Aunt Min:
ing intently a few minutes to try to, gentlemen there will be less posted |
identify it ‘he decided to investigate. | ground. Most farmers like the Safe-
Pa Ly Zone signs and they say that all
: . Yeah, he did, you'd never,
guess what he found!
possum under the day bed.
*
Craw are left hunt on all the farm land
It was such a cute little tike that
fie just couldn't part with it right
away, so he put it in the bathtub |. . + ons clr Tech. the on i
and fed it bacon. Then after it was | c
fed it he took it outdoors and left | This
go: Now hey alte Tor thought by all of you who enjoy
the third odd happening to befall Zant ian
him. angther.
* ® x
A slight misunder-tanding occur-
red uptown today. An East Ender
went up to the shoe factory and
asked to see one of the bosses, but Thece are the cnes who love the
upon inquiring waz told: “I'm sorry, |
but he’s not in.
hunters are living in hopes.
{sport of duck hunting.
He went out for (hat when the rough comes
lunch,”
“Will he be in after lunch?” And |pen will be going duck hunting.
the clerk explained: ‘No, that's
what he went out after.” . .
the whistle blew just then and the | far and wide.
out and lost him .
shame?
3!
* * % 3 =
ducks. One bright chap built his
“I think I'll go on a bender,” said | own boat; pointed at both ends with
the fly as he started to crawl around [the sides straight up like a coffin
a pretzel.
#92 3 river and he and his companion all
Monday, “slapped him on the back |hunter. Another hoat had three
down the river quacking loud en-
ough to drown out the whistles on
the electric trains. And when they
came within Hearing of the grass
beds you could see mens heads pop-
Two Manheim ladies’ who were! Ping up every-where. These “are the
ach | warm weather hunters that read al
other on the square Saturday night, | about duck hunting in the funny
papers and the sporling magazines
Thank goodness they only hunt on
warm sunny days.
even a smile he replied: “Must be
counterfeit I feel louzy.”
It's just no use, you can't
money.
win!
* * * * *
classmates at schioc!, met
It waz their first meeting in 10 years
and when the one lady pointed out
her husband standing elsewhere, the |
otaer remarked: “But what became
of the man of steel you married?”
The other shrugged and said rather
disgustedly: “He's scrap iron now.”
. Well, lady, the government's
paying good money for iron, why
[later on when
rough and the hunt'in gets good.
“As ye sow so shall ye reap.
don’t you sell him to a junk yard? | $411.25 PAID IN FINES
Aaa | BY ERRING HUNTERS
| game.
The first report cards were distri-
buted Friday. A grade school stud-'
ent returned his Monday and when
the teacher looked at it to see if
it was signed, she
“Henry, this signature looks sur-
prisingly like your handwriting.”
The boy hesitated only a moment
and then answered: “Well, teacher,
I can explain that, my father used
my fountain pen.” .
they look alike.
Here is a list of the errors:
Non-resident using a
license.
. No wonder
Attempting or shooting at a hen
pheasant,
“Does your husband talk in his
sleep?” asked a Milton Grove wo-
man of her neighbor. And the lat-
ter replied: “No, and it’s terribly ex-
asperating. He just grins.” .
Thats a dirty trick
2 * = Alors tens
I'm not sure but I think someone *
said something nasty to me today. A B kf
I just came out of the Post Offico ac re
when I met a Barbara St. lady and (Frora Page 1)
I remarked: “I passed your house Twenty-two head of cattle in the
yesterday. And she said: “Thanks barn were saved and firemen suc-
awfully.” .. Now, what do you cceded in saving nearby farm
think? Should I be mad or should- bufidings. The hous was rif ee
wt I? dangered.
The firemen did a good job in
fighting the fire. They laid a hose
line from Little Chickies Creek
across a field and with that water
supply, saved all the adjoining
buildings,
owner on demand.
Failure to display license while
hunting.
Hunting without a licenze.
® A“ * *
“We're always glad to meet a
skirt on a cold day,” said the knees
as they tipped their caps.
* * * = *
“When is the only time a woman
is justified in spitting in a man’s It
face?” asked Mary. To whi jeuty.
ich Jane .
nd y hich Jane | po Salunga Fire Company, al-
replied, after much consideration: ; _ £ ht the blaze
“When his moustache is on fire.” ga
« » + Could be,
¥ ¥ = * *
then her mother came in and laugh-
I haven't heard a Little Audrey | Audrey couldn’t cook. .
story for ages, but here’s one . . .! ain't it?
Little Audrey went into the Kitchen |
to cook biscuits. When
Audrey
\
Now I always wuz a person to fix
‘stuff up like... specially, sum new
A large baby | of the hunters feel that they have fangled sumpin’ er other what it jest
been granted a privelege when they seems Ike anybody could rig fer |
theniselves . take | |
except the Safety Zone area and In} them there long strungout chairs fer
(quite a few cases the hunters ped rooms, where folks likes ta be! |
tracted to buy potatoes, turkeys fancy like... they ain't jest sleepin’;
airs. .
nails’n
: x : casy, fer I jest propped the long part
Th One old timer said that it was a, 4 old kitchen chair 'n propped
i. hn at funny sight the first day of the duck ; up at the foot, then I hunted up a
might have gone on for days bubihunting season. Hunters came from old feather tick what wuz stickin’ in
: Lean men, fat nen the Buncle fam:ly fer nigh on ta
fellows ruched in to go to work, |old men and young men, Some hired Bity ve
knocking the guy unconscious, so |any old kind of a boat at all expect- tight'n then I tied it on fa the thing
they picked him up and tock him |ing to just row up to a bunch of tb = 1500 01d clohes-linen then 1
. Ain't it a |ducks shoot a couple of times and, onea my pretty quiltsn flung it
pick up their limit of all kinds of all over. ..and honest. jest gotta
stand'n look at the thing ...
wunderful!
It jest goes ta show a body there
he upset about half way across the ain’t no use in hankerin’ fer stuff...
old
it
anyways. . .Shucks!
CD rm
NEWTOWN
Mr.
children and Mrs. Heleman of Eli-
zabethtown, spent Sunday afternoon
with Mr. and Mrs. William Fogie,
This gives the Sr.
| old times a chance to get the ducks Mr.
and Mr.
Mr.
A corn barn very close
to the barn, was saved diffi- 3 5 Sutu res
(From Page 1)
here, then removed by ambulance
to the hospital.
Elmer Nissley was traveling : to-
ed and laughed because she knew ward our boro and the other car
. Silly, was going in the opposite direction.
[They met at the curve and
{former car was making the turn on
So just remember—An ash tray the wrong side of the road, when
opened the stove door she fell in! is something to put cigarette butts they collided. This curve is plainly |
and the door closed behind her, Just in when the room hasn't a floor, |marked by signs.
“I Jest Got A
Hammer An’ Nails |
quite peculiar noise, After fisten- | Show that if the hunters act like! An’ Went To Work”
they're kind'a in between |
ground they went hunting a chair'n a hed...sum people call
idea should be given some them chasey lounges cr sumpin’...
Well, I've been kinda hankerin’
One good turn deserves fer one’a them long drawn out chairs
{fer a good while ncw, so when I wuz
Very few ducks are being shot housecleanin’ my upstairs bed room
on the river. But the old duck. jest cum ta me... Why Min, you-
Some re dumb. ..what ya waitin’ fer |
of them go cut every morning why don’t ya jest get the hammert'n
couple old boards'n rig
They say sne'a them chairs up fer yourself ..
so I went ta work
: on the thing’n
And the East Ender asked: | ore ducks will be flying and less stared
preity good’n
. I rolled it up kinda
it’s
takes sumtimes is sum
Walked: up to a Maytown jgnan on | were brought to shore by another boards'n-a couple’a nails... the only
thing what's wunderin’ me is. ..kin
and exclaimed: “Boy, youre’ look- | hunters in it and two of them had abody set on it...it kinda wobbles
ing a million dollars.” And without duck calls, they were rowing up and a little...Ach well it looks pretty.
and Mrs. Lindy Beaston, Mr.
the weather gets Charles Beaston and sons, Ray and |
Jean, of Florinel, were Sunday visi-
Join a Sportsmens organization tors of Mr. and Mrs. Jacob Gelt-
{ Your money will go toward buying macher.
Sunday guests of Mr. and Mus.
Samuel] Peiffer, were Mr. and Mrs.
Peter Sweigart of Rose Hill, Messrs
Jacob and Harry
| To date erring hunters in Lan- Annie Yohn, Mrs. Rebecca Bell of
caster county paid $411.25 for their Lancaster and Annie Peters of
mistakes. That's the report of dis- the Welsh Mou tains.
trict game protector John Haver- Mr.
remarked: oy; All settled on field receipts. and children of Mt. Joy, were Sun-
| day visitors of Mr. and Mrs. Daniel
resident's Moore.
Mr. and Mrs. Clayton Risser wer
Shooting within 150 yards of an Saturday night visitors of thc
occupied building witaout the con- Maria
sent of the owner. Joy.
Miss Grace Gamber of Manheim
Yay Gamber of Camp Bel-
Killing hen pheasant by mistake. voir Virginia, were week-end visi-
Refused to show license to land tors of their parents, Mr. and Mrs.
Abram Gamber.
Preaching services will be held
Sunday evening at seven o'clock by
the pastor Rev. Warren Strickler.
| Mr. Lester Fogie returned to In-
diantown Gap after spending a 15
day furlough with this parents, Mr.
and Mrs. William Fogie, Sr.
Clarence Bleyer
and children, and Miss Gloria Rine-
hart and Mr. and Mrs. Irwin Wit-
mer, Jr. and son, Jackie, of Mt. Joy,
were Sunday guests of Mr. and Mrs.
Irwin Witmer, Sr.
Mr. and Mrs. Endslow of Lancas-
ter, visited Mr.
Geltmacher, Sr, Sunday afternoon.
———r—
Shenk and Mrs.
and Mrs. Dewey Hornafius
oi
l
Friday, Nov, 21st
North Carolina
joined the Town sh P
Christmas Seal Campaign, to Fast TConcgal Twp. High School
Dee. 25th. The first report
Thusday, Nov. 27th period ¢nding November 7, 1941,
Thanksgiving Day
schelarship rolls.
in some
“A” Group
states . .
: Saws a These having A grades in all
Friday, Nov. 28th major subjects: Shirley Heisey.
First U. 5. Government Post Grade 7; Glenn Hoffman, Grade 8:
Office, 1783. Dale Arnold, Grade 9; Anna Mary
Saturday, Nov. 24th Hawthorne, Grade 12; Barbara Gar-
Louisa May Alcott, author of
“Little Wemen,” born in 1832.
" i 12.
Sunday, Nov. 30th |
U. S. Patent System esta-| “B” Group
Those having A or B. grades in
all major subjects: Dcrothy Singer,
hlished in 1836.
— a —
David. Strickler, Benjamin Hess.
i RO NVi L LE { Jean Heiscy, J. Omar Brubaker,
Grade 7; Lewis Armoid, James
Mayer, Robert Sload, Doris Leedom.
A lavge crowd attended the spell- | Grade 8; Mervin Gutshall, Lois Erb,
ing bee in theo school house on Sat- Jowce Esker: Nancy: Bucher, Grade
urday evening, and the following | 0; Hnthiyn Gallagher Helen Garber,
awards were made in the spelling | Idem McCauley, John Henry Bru-
classes: class under 12 taught by baker, Harry Musser, Grade 10;
Evelyn Eaby, Mrs. Daniel O. Shear- | Mary Hess, Joyce Fryberger, Betty
er, Donald Smith, Mildred Seigrist; | ffe;mel, Mary Reno, Robert Sipling,
open to all, taught by Benj. Weaver, Ruth Smith, Grade 11; Charlotte
Loraine Rettew and Samuel Smith; | Charles, Beatrice Martin, Betty
| general information, taught by Rev. ! Knisley, Ruth Musser, Jane Fry-
D. O. Shearer, Donald Kramer and | Stanlee Heisey, William Ris-
Kenneth Miller. fas Mary Stauffer, Henry Haines,
Mr. and Mrs. C. M. Kauffman, | Grade 12.
Mr. and Mrs. Wilbur Rettew, Sere
Wa : > p ; Scholars Sang
visiting relatives at Berwy a. | Dale White. Jack Frank, George
Mr. wid Mes Milion Bosley an "| Engle, and Nathan Martin,
Mr. and Mrs. Clyde
Phillips Off nt the Fast Donegal High School
Philadelphia, were the guests of | Male Quartet, sang several selections
Mr. and Mrs. Cleon Staley. at a meeting of Lancaster County
The Ironville UB C E meeting | bers of the Eastern States
Farmers’ Exchange held in Hos-
p. m. in the church, with Carolyn | Play Barn on Wednesday,
Mummaw, president, presiding. C. November 12, 1941. James Endslow
E. opened by singing, “America the played a group of selections on the
Beautiful,” and “My Faith Looks accordion, Mr. William Miller,
Up To Thee;” Scripture read by | music supervisor at East Donegal
Carolyn Mummaw; George Roast lea High Schocl, directed the quartet
in prayer; a piano solo rendered by | and led the audience in singing. The
Lois Young; Topic “A Christian is | following from East Donegal High
Gracious,” discussed by Mrs. Lu- | School also attended the meeting.
ther Ulrich, Mrs. Jacob Kauffman, | Samuel F. Simmons, agriculture
Misses Anna Bard, Mary Jane |supervisor, Jay Reich, Jay Geibe,
Mummaw, Mrs. Earl Albright, Lu- | Lloyd Stoner, Raymond Sumpman,
ther Ulrich and Glenn Kauffman. |Fzra Wolgemuth, Ralph Miller and
Carolyn Mummaw conducted a | Daniel Kauffman.
Bible quiz and closed with the
Mizpah Benediction. Next Sunday
at 6:45 P. M., a Thanksgiving pro-
gram will be presented. fon Tues
was held cn Sunday evening at 7
Special Program
A special assembly program was
held in the high schocl auditorium
ay morning, Nov. 11th,
On Friday evening the teachers of | Readings, appropriate to American
West Hempfield township held their | gqucation Week were delivered by
monthly meeting at the home of | the following ninth grade students:
Miss Sarah Mischlich, on South 2nd | William Walters, Joyce Baker, Dale
street, Columbia, Penna., and dur-| Arnold. Anna Ruth Longenecker
ing the evening's pregram, a kitchen i Doris Shuman, Paul Weiser, Helen
shower was held for Miss Miriam | Fletcher and Bruce Gingrich. J. W.
principal,
Heagy, a teacher at Ironville, who | Bingsman, supervising
will be married during the holiday | read a stirring editorial on Armis-
season. | tice Day. Tollowing a period of
On Tuesday evening the Women’s | silence, Jack Frank played “Taps.”
Bible class will hold their monthly | Defeated Lampeter
meeting at the home of Mus. Edith | 7p. East Donegal field hockey
Dattisman. The ' Orange = Blossom | {cam defeated’ the’ West Lampeter
class ‘will hold their meeting at the | High School girls, 1 to 0, on the East
home of Mrs. Leo Smith and the | Donegal field on Tuesday, November
Merry Maids class at the home cf{12. A three-way tie for first place
Mrs. Harold Albright. iin the league now exists between
Mrs. Henry Gramm, fractured her ; East Donegal, Maner and East
Calendar For The Week East Donegal |
ber, Grade 12; Henry Horner, Grade
RHEEMS
Church of
preaching
Brethren will hold
services in the local
Church this Sunday morning pre-
ceeded by Sunday School.
Mr, and Mrs. Cleveland Flory, of
Palmyra, made a short call on his
Erother David, of this
Sunday afterncon.
Mr, and Mrs. Rey Lehigh and
children visited with Mr. and Mrs.
Ralph Gibble, on Sunday cvening.
Mr. and Mrs. Elmer Hoover, visit-
gedewith Mr. and Mrs. Ivan Heisey
near Bellaire on Sunday afternoon,
Mr, Phares Brandt purchased the
Phares Ginder
Colebrook road just east of this
place, on
property on the
place, which was offered at public
sale.
G Hartman and
c! pi callzd on
friends in Lzbanon County, cn Sun-
day.
s. W. W. Weaver motor-
ed to Indiana last
ness trip.
Mr. and Migs. Phares Brandt visited
with Rev. and Mrs. John Brubaker
of Florin, on Sunday afternoon.
Miss Beulah Gibble of near Lan-
Mrs
Ida Gibble of this place on Saturday
afternoon.
eee et
Mr. and Ma
veek on a busi-
caster visited with her mother
COUPLE ENTERTAINED
IN HOME AT MAYTOWN
The Ladies’ Aid Society of the
Maytown Ewangelicz] and Reformed
Church entertained at lunc!
honor of Mr. and Mrs. H
Nicholas at the home of Mr. and
Mrs. Joseph G. Hollenbaugh, May-
town, en Thursday evening.
Those present were Mr. and Mis.
Harvey Nicholas, Wrightsville; Mr
and Mrs. Charles Watts, Mr. and
HOW ARE YOUR SHOES 1
Lolly Gags
z= 7
4
i SHE WAS LUCKY)
TO BE
MARRIED TO HIM
DONI WAIT TCO LONG.
BRING THEM IN.
Samuel N. Stauffer
HED & BUILDING
ONE
CRU
CONCRETE BLOCKS, SILLS,
AN INTELS
AM
ges & Walks
Phone: Res. 903R14 Qua
MOUNT JOY, PA.
We PracWce
All Branches Of
ntiztry
X-Ray Servic
Open Mon, Wed., Fri. Till 8 r. mM.
Mrs. William Meyers, Mr. and Mrs.
Joseph G. Hollenbaugh, Mere
Hoellenbaugh, Miss Emily Shiren
Miss Sallie Shireman, Mrs.
Mrs. Henry R. Haines, Mrs. Edgar
Meyers, Miss Annie Brandt, Miss
Elizabeth Brandt, Miss Mary Heisey
Miss Marie Hollenbaugh and Theo-
——- OE eee
paper advertising.
sh’ 1
ship will take place on the Lititz
The East D
basketball se:
zal High
son opened on Tues-
day night, November 18th
game with Manheim Township 1
school on the Maytown court.
following list of squad memb
Dale White, George Engle, Ed
Haines, Robert Sipling, Benj.
Lloyd Stoner, John Leas
Fackler, Rebert McMullen, and Jay |
Reich.
The East Donegal Twp
will be
closed on
dates: Thanksgivi
27th,
right arm, when she fell in the col- | Hempfield High Schools. The play-
| lar at her flome on Sunday evening. off games for the county champion-
land 2
Henry I. Haines, Mr. and Mrs. FP
Houseal, Mrs. Kate Sload, Mrs. Wil-
liam Banks, Mrs. Barbara Welchans, | §
dore Hollenbaugh, all of Maytown. |B
There is no Welter way to boos! | 8
your business than by local news. |
High Schocl field. | &
Season Opened Tuesday | 8
Scheol | §
Ross coach, announced the!
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How Folks
Store Stuff
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When They ON
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ARIE TNS,
9 to 12
OPTCMETRIST
MY. JOY, PA
LMYRA, PA.
Bank Building
Wed. and Fri
Mon.,
85 Kast Main S
Thur., 9:30-12:30—1:3
Sat.”
RED ROSE
CLARENCE 8S.
PASTEURIZED
MILK AND
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HAMILTON, ELGIN and
WALTHAM WATCHES
LiberaMillowance for
Chime Clocks ©
Electric Clocks: Also
DON W. GORRECHT
Your Old Watch in Trade
Sheddfer Fountain Pens
Alarm"@lagks
Mount Joy, Pa.
HOURS
Daily—9™A, M. - 5 P. M.
FOR EXAMINATION OF THE EYES
Tue., Fri, Sat. Evenings 7 - 8
EYES“EAMINED—GLASSES FITTED
MOOSE THEATRE BLDG.
SAME DAY SERWMCE ON BROKEN LENSES
DR. B. L. RUBENSTONE
Optometrist — Eyesight Specitthist,
in TEE S34.
CLIZABETHTOWN, PA.
Sb
EVENINGS
We, SHOWS
7TARD2:00 P.M
SATURDAYS
6-83-10R,M.
JOY
THEATRE
im Mount Joy, Pa.
WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, NOV. 13 — 20
GREER GARSON — WALTER PIDGEON — IN —
“BLOSSOMS IN THE DUST”
MATINEE
SATURDAYS
AND
HOLIDAYS
2:00 P. M.
FRIDAY —
SATURDAY, NOV. 21 — 22
RANDOLPH SCOTT — TIERNEY — IN —
“BELLE STARR"
MONDAY, NOV. 24
WAYNE MORRIS — BRENDA MARSHAL — IN —
“SMILING GHOST”
TUESDAY, NOV. 25 3
RICHARD ARLEN — EVA GABOR — IN —
“FORCED LANDING”
WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, NOV. 26 — 27
JERRY COLONNA — DOROTHY LEWIS — IN —
“ICE CAPADES”
EATER
SATURDAY MATINEE ONLY
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