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A WISE OWL] AUNT MIN
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After years of experimenting a S .
downtown man has found the solu-
{ion to the perfect way to drive an|
auto with a heckling wife at his side!
ii They now drive on a fifty-fifty|
basis..... She tells him what to do
and he does it!....Simple, isn't it?’
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Jen kept sayin’ to me . . . “Min
are you sure you know now to act
at a highfalutin’ party like Mrs.
Swipes givin’? Them society peo-
: ple does things kinda different
Can you .imagine Minnie drinking frum the Ladies’ Aid'n stuff . . .
chocolate milks: at the Fiemen’s po. | sed, “course I know how
picnic? i yourl,. ot. I'ma ldy, ain't 1?
imagination ‘cause he did. I've been around a lot'n I never been
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stuck yet on knowin’ how to act
Walked into a home a few doors with manners” . . . And I wuz
below the lower bank on Mon. and lookin’ forward fér the big party
saw a little shaver sitting in front of I wuz asked to in order to meet
the ice box with th> door cpzn up with a friend what wuz visitin’
Curious, 1 asked: “Why are you here. , 3
sitting there with the refrigerator) 1 got all decked out in my best
door wile open?” He locked up at poy I felt that stylish
me and explained: “I heard Mothe: I hardly knowed myself. Thinks
say that milk turns quickly in warm Jen's jealous! She ‘wusn't
weather and I'm watching to see i jpop she's jealous'n then when I
it really doss.” got to the place where they wuz
2.2 08 > havin’ the party the lady intreduc-
ed everybody to me as her good
listened while hc talked; during the friend what never let her down
honeymoon, te listened while she Min Buncle!
talked; and now the ncighbors lis- Things wuz goin’ wonderful . .
ten while they both talk. I never had such a grand time!
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'N the seisout wuz awful tasty’n
the fellow at Newtown 5 el
Then there’s tho fellow at Ne then’s when I met that thing sum
who called his wife “Heney,” be-
cause Honey always disagreed with
him,
Before they were married, she
wuz the first time in my whole
‘born days I didn’t know how to act!
I get the biggest kick out of eat- It happened when the ladies started
. every-
ing in some of these diners where In shkis Spars
the waiter shouts your order to the © 2 yz cigarettes! I
cook and calls it anything but what dn’t hardly believe my own
5, . why even old Mrs. Fa-
u ask for, you know what I mean? €¥€S w
yol.a y honey who passed her seventy-fifth
near Oxford and I went in and or- birthday not so long ago'n every
dered chicken crogquettes. Know body wished her happy birthday in
what the fellow shouted to the kind’a whisperin’ tones—even she
cook?...” Fowl ball” had lit up a cigarette’n wuz smokin’
«= ee 9 ® it!
Right before Red got married he Then my urn come’nevery body
told the fellows he'd be the bos. or sed . . . "ome on Min . . . have
know the reason why. Well... Now a cigarette’n not wantin’ to show off
he knows the reason why. ‘my inexperience on not knowin’
ae vv Fow to . I sed kind’a
It's the strangest thing. In many squtaky like “lI don't mind
Sharp's Corner complained that I do” . . . 'N when it come fer
to one decr and no more, I used to lightin’ it up my ‘hands wuz tremb-
think it was just like a marriage lin’ n I pretty near had'a pant fer
hg 8S
license. Eut I know better now.... my breath! Thinks I . . . how on
the hunting license means what it earth does a body navigate these
says. ‘here burnin’ things . do you
oR RAR huff ’em er do you puff ’em?
When our correspondent at I started n puffin’ a little'n such
Shark’s Corner complained that he 5 terrible taste I never knew .
suffered from insomnia I suggested it wuz fierce .... I thought mebhy
“Iry counting sheep.” But he] had got ahold’a one that wuz
sighed and said: “I did, but they kind’a bad er sumpin’ ’n every-
fell asleep.” ....I guess he’s doom- thing started lookin’ double .
ed. but I kept on puffin’ a little every
once’'n awhile fer fear the thing
The darkest plot we ever heard go outn Id havea go
concerns the fellow who had a de- through the awful ordeal’a gettin’
tective shadowing the one his wife ep jt up again! I held it kinda
had shadowing him. fancy-like between my fingers'n at
TP rrr : long last when it wuz all used up'n
I've finally heard the prize alibiy put it in he ash tray ....all of
for fellows who get to work late. ; sumpin’ come over me!
This morning one of our boys was pr... Swipe lurried out to the
late and when he was asked why, he py fer a drink’a water'n one’a
told us v= overslept. When we ask-
how that ‘“iappened, he explained:
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the other ladies started in fannin’
my brow . . but nothin’ did no
“Its ths way. There are eight of gdod . . . 1 wuz sick! I
us in the family....and the alarm yo 0 1 oo sick! 2 I
was set for seven.”..... We readily knowed why I wuz si’n when
understood how that could happen
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the ladies broke up’n went home I
parely managed to say good bye
everybody’n I made a kinda
crooked bee-line home fer to rake
myself over the coals fer not havin’
A patrolman stopped an out-of-
state motorist and scolded. Say
do you realize you were going
miles an hour? The gorgeous gli ge will peer.
hire driving, gasped: “Sixty - five? IN are swe»... thet wir
Don’t be silly, officer. I couldn’t | Buncle’s rss: | 3
have been going over 30 at the most. S firstn last cigarette
In fact, I don’t think I was going "0" Se the blend! Fm
more than 25.” And the officer re- k 103 om now on! People's
plied: “Well, maybe you're right rn Sie onin,
just tear this thing up and give you
a ticket for parking.”
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You can get all the news of this
locality for less than three cents a
weck through The Bulletin.

There's a guy over at Marietta who
doesn’t deserve the breaks he gets there's nobody home there tonight.”
For example, he had just returned Souse - “Mus’ be mus’ be. Yhorsh
from a business trip, and his wife a light upstairsh!”
asked: “The post office is very care- 2 5 % 0
less at times, isn’t it?” “Why do Don’t tell me how terrible my
you say that?” he replied. His wife column is this week. You guys ar:
answered “Well, when you were in no kelp at all, sp it’s your fault.
Albany on business, they sent me a * % ¥ x
postcard postmarked Atlantic City.”, A certain Salunga man wanted a
....If I only had a wife as dumb as birthday party one day last week
that. and some folks prepared lunch and
= 5 5 5 served it on his side porch. How-
his happened in Reading: 4 ever, he did not appreciate their ef-
op - (to intoxicated man trying forts and thoughtfulness.
key to lamppost) - “I'm afraid A WISE OWL
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people calls a “waterloo” . . . It]
Our Heartiest
Congratulations
We want to congratulite each of
the following for having reached
another birthday:
BIRTHDAYS
August 22
Hiram Nissley, N. Bar-
bara Si.
Izella Brown, So. Market St.
August 23
Miss Tekla Bube, N. Market
St.
Walter Peifer, Salunga.
August 24
Wallace Greider, Landisville.
Mrs. Hocker Rarnhart, Mt.
Joy.
Mis. Walter Eshlemen, Mt.
Joy.
Mrs. Daniel B. Brubaker,
Donegal Springs Road.
Mrs. Christ Gingrich
August 26
Mrs. Clay Stauffer, Stauf-
fertown.
Mrs, Jno. Jacob Herr, Mt. Joy.
Miss Martha Stauffer, E. Main
St.
Mrs. Hiram Detwiler, N. Mar-
ket St.
JacquieLyn Hendrix, E. Main
St.
August 27
Rebert Newcomer, W. Done-
gal St.
Samuel Funk, N. Barbara St.
Mrs. Simon Hertzler, Mt. Joy.
Ray Mumma, So. Barbara St.
August 28
Mrs. Isaac Eshleman, N. Bar-
bara St,
Mrs. John Hertzler, Salunga.
Amos Wertz, Mt. Joy.
Ray Haug, Mt. Joy.
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Pouliry Bones Kill Dog
Poultry bones are, sooner or later,
fatal to the dog who is allowed to eat
them. When chewed to a pulp, their
many sharp points are liable to
pierce the that or the walls of
the stomach or the intestines, as
thoroughly as would a handful of
| pins. For a while, your dog may
| be able to avoid this fate, after a
feast of such bones (often he dis-
gorges them and thus is saved) but
in the course of time they will get
him. That is known to all dog men.
The question was put to three
noted scientists and to a professor
at a veterinary college.
All of them said that any kind of
cooking has the effect of ‘‘calcining’’
poultry bones making them brittle
and giving them needle points when
they are crushed by a dog's teeth.
Raw fresh poultry bones are softer.
They can be chewed and digested
usually without harm.
RHEEMS
Mr. and Mrs. Harry Longenecker
of this place visited with Mr. and
Mrs. Roy Longenecker, at Anchor
on Sunday afternoon.

L:roy Shelly, a former resident of

ccrscientious ohjectors
Kain, spent the week end with his
parents, Mr. and Mrs. Roy Shelly,
near Milton Grove.
Mr. H. M. Hoover and Mr. and
Mrs. Elmer Hoover visited with Mr.
and Mrs. Ivan Heisey, on Sunday
afternoon.
Quite a few folks of this vicinity
attended the funeral services of
Samuel Shearer which was held in
the Mt. Pleasant Church on Sunday
afternoon.
Mr. Earl Kochnaur, son-in-law of
Mr. and Mrs. Elmer Kraybill of this
place, has been ordered to active
duty of the Air Force Combat at
Langley Field, Virginia.
Mr. and Mrs. S. S. Bard
spending this week
daughter Miriam and
Boston, Mass.
Mr. Elmer Engle, who suffered
with a broken hip for quite a long
time, is able to walk with the aid
of crutches.
Carnival Saturday
The Rheems Fire Company will
hold another carnival on Saturday
evening, August 23rd: The year’s
biggest show, with eight big acts,
including The Eton Boys, famous
stars of radio and stage; Patsy
Montana and Her Gang, America’s
foremost cow girl; and two big
vaudeville acts including Luna-
trics.
are
witn their
family in

n2ar here, wio is at a|
camp in|
Rod and Gun
News During
The Week
The discussion on the raccon was
long and varied. Mr. Ray Arm-
dtrong, Chairman of the raccoon
committees, recommended the sea-
son be from November 1 to Decem-
ber 31 inclusive, with two raccoons
a day. The Game Commission had
recommended the season from Oct-
ober 15 to December 31 inclusive
with three a day. The Northcentral
and Northeastern Divisions of the
Federation requested the season be
open October 15 and closed Decem-
ber 31 for these two divisions due
to the fact that'they get eolder wea-
ther and snow earlier, and the later
scason, they claim the raccoons are
denned up. The counties of Hunt-
ingdon, Berks, Butler, Blair, and
Lancaster’ asked to be closed to the
trapping of raccoon. Tha Directors
declined to include the Southcentral
| Division in their recommendation
for the opening of the hunting of
raccoon beginning October 15.
In regards to doves, the Directors,
complying with wishes of the an-
nual meeting of the Federation on
February 12, requested the Game
Commission, if they had a season
on doves this year, to bring it in if
possible the same time as the wood-
cock season. If the Fereral Gov-
ernment doesn’t have a woodcock
season, then the Directors requested
them to bring it in November with
the rest of the small game,
President Merritts requested the
sanction of the Directors to write a
letter to Governor James in regards
to naming a man on the Pennsyl-
vania Defense Council. On a mo-
tion by Neiger, seconded, Banker,
he was unanimously given consent
to do so. President Merritts reasons
i for this action is that the Pennsyl-
{vania Federation of Sportsmen’s
| Clubs should take advantage of
{this opportunity to have a man on
'this Defense Council to keep his
eye on the natural resources of
Pennsylvania, as with the demand
[for timber and other products of
| Pennsylvania, we will have to exer-
jcise utmost vigilance. President
| Merritts did not have anybody in
| mind at the present time but tho-
| ught he should live in or near
| Harrisburg so he would be able to
i attend the mectings of his Defense
Council when meetings are held.
Mr. Banker spoke about the lax-
i ity of the Fish Commission in sup-
| plying the Fish Wardens with their
| uniforms and equipment, and also
| the yearly increments which were
| due to some of the wardens, and
| Mr. Cooper made the suggestion
i that Fish Commissioner Neiger, a
| member of the Board of Directors
"look into this matter and report
; back to the Directors.
SNARES — To encourage the use
| of dogs to hunt foxes, it is believed
wise to eliminate snares entirely
while the red fox bounty remains
in effect in twenty-six counties.
(Last year snares without spring-
poles were allowed for use in tak-
ing predators in Cameron, Clarion,
Clinton, Elk, Forest, McKean, Pike,
Potter, Susquehanna, Warren, Way-
ne, and Wyoming Counties between
December 16 and March 31, 1941.)
the meeting with Game
Commission, the Commissicn has
definitely set the seasons and they
have followed the wishes of the
sportsman in most cases. Me. Allen
C. Wiker of Columbia was director
from the Southern District,
Each year the spirtsmen in the
different individual Sportsmens
Clubs that are affiliated with the
Pennsylvania Federation of Sports-
mens Clubs take an active part in
framing the hunting and fishing
laws. And you as a member can
voice your opinion at your local
Sportsmen’s Club; If you club mem-
bers act favorably, your idea will
{ then go to the County unit, if they
pass: it then it will go to the Divi-
sion then to the State Body to be
presented to the Game Commission.
“Don’t Submit to taxation (your
license fee) with representation!
Join a Sportsmen's Club.”
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AUTO CLUB MAKES IT EASY
TO FIND SOLDIERS IN CAMP
As a service to the men stationed
at Indiantown Gap Military Reser-
vation, and to their families and
friends, the Lancaster Automobile
Club is distributing an excellent
map of the huge camp. These maps,
which make it easy to find your
way around, are available free.
Through co-operation of the Lan-'!
caster Club, the Pennsylvania Motor
Federaticn and the American Auto-
mobile Association, the problem of
getting visitors exactly where they
want to go in the least possible time
has been solved. These organiza-
tions have established an informa-
tion and travel bureau at the eamp
and have prepared a special map of
the 1,500 acre reservation. The map
shows the location of each regiment
and troop, and all of the outstand-
ing points of interest.

These maps are given frec to the
service men at. the camp travel
buredu, thus enabling each to tell
friends how to find him by marking
an “X” on the onc he sends them.
At the same time, tha maps are
made to relatives through
local motor clubs,
One side of the folder carries a
map of Pennsylvania and portions
of adjoining states, which can be
marked for the most direct route to
the reservation, Valuable informa-
tion about the camp also is given on
the folder.
Ask for your copy of the Indian-
town Gap Visitors’ Guide Map at
the Lancaster Automobile Club
offices, 10 and 12 South Prince St.
Lancaster.
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Williams Grove
One of the gamest pilots in big
car racing circles today will return
to the Williams Grove Speedway on
Sunday to enter the AAA Sweep-
stakes Trophy Race on Roy Rich-
wine's half-mile oval. He is Ever-
ett Saylor, the Buckeye School-
master from Dayton, O., who will,
of the powerful Lucky Teter Special |
Saylor, who was seriously injured
this year in a crash at Indianapolis
rode on the speedway several weeks
ago despite the warning of physi-
cians that he was not to race any
more this season, and suffered a re-
lapse. However, Everett is a plucky
daredevil of the roaring road, and
has turned in his entry for ihe 50-
lap Sweepstakes Trophy Race, the
longest of the season on the speed-
way.
Like a number of other AAA big |
car chauffers, Saylor has his eye on
the large purse and the beautiful
trophy becomes the permanent pos-
session of the driver who wins the
annual Swoenstakes Race twice.
The Cumb:rland County cval is
one of Saylor’s favorite speedways
The Buckeye School teacher rode in
teugh luck last year, being forced
from numerous races due to motor
trouble, until he won a feature race
at Williams Grove. After that Say-
lor burned up the speedways
throughout the Nation, and he feels
that a successful return on this
track will prove his first step on th
way to a comeback after his acci-
dent in the Indianapolis Classic.
In addition to Saylor, Richwine
will present a banner field of big
name AAA big car drivers in a pro-
gram which will consist of seven
events, including the 50-lap Trophy
Race.

A rere
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once more climb behind the wheel =»

IRONVILLE |
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Thursday evening, August 14, the |
Women’s M;:ssionary Society andthe)
Otterbein Guild of the United]
Brethren Church enjoyed a picnic |
meeting in the Band Hall. The re-
freshments were brought in cover-
ed dishes and all enjoyed a delicious |

luncheon. The President of the
Missionary Mrs. George
Fornoft was, in, scharge of the wor-
ship progriny FEF tHe Wo socic
ties held separate business sessio
apg of games fol- |

Np Frieda Af
Mr, and Mrs. William McFalls and
Mrs, Lloyd
at Stone Harbor, ‘and
Mrs. Bernthei yoy
guests for several days: ™ “7 Zorn |
The..Women’s Bible Glass of he |
U.. B. Sunday School will meet in|
regular ‘monthly session on Tuesday
evening (August 19) at the home of
Mrs. Harry: Albright.
Miss Charlotte Fornoff spent the
week-end -at Pine Grove Furnace. |
The “Merry Maids” Class of the]
U. B. Sunday School will hold an |
outdoor meeting on Thursday even-
ing at Locust Grove, Ironville, The |
President, Mrs. Gordon. Mummaw
will preside over the meeting.

and Mrs. Joseph Albright and Mr;
Sunday at Pine Grove Furnace, Pa
from the Otterbein Guild of the
United Brethre Church will attend
a corn roast at Williamson's Park
Miss Anna Belle Sheetz of Col- |
Raymond Singer, Guy

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Calendar For The Week
Friday, August 22
Red cross established in Ge-
neva in 1844,
Oliver Wendall Holmes born |
in 1809.
Tuesday, August 26
Woman suffrage, 19th amend-
ment, passed in 1920. !
Wednesday, Aug 27
First Petroleum Well. openad
at Titusville, Pa. in 1859
Saturday, Aug. 30 taka
Germany .: ‘declared’ war. on!
Poland, in 39.
National Air Races in Cleve-
land to Sept. 1st.
Sunday, August 31 {
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Rev. and Mrs. W. C. Blatt and
children of Mont Clare, Pa. were
visitors in the village on Sunday.
Rev, Blatt was a former pastor of
the Ironville UB church.

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umbia, was a week end guest of Er- |
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