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The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancaster County, Pa., Thursday Morning, July 10, 1941

OWL LAFFS

8.
A WISE ISE OWL
Fire Chief Myers has a problem
child a at every fire that gets wettor|
than the fire itself. But Lie always]
| gets wet in the line of Jdity and
that’s what worries the chief.
* » * * »
Last week when some of the lads
went to Lancaster
Problem child went along. He don-|
ned hip boots and started down the
water filled basement steps
{ the boots way above his hips.
proceeded down the steps gradual-
ly, since the lower ones were water
covered. Then all of a sudden ‘he
does a Houdini.
* * %x * Xx
He steps off the last and
goes down n the water up to his
Of coursz, his feet didn’t
he had his boots
remember to tell”
step
arm-pits.
get wet cause
on Did I
you it was J. Roy?
* - -
hot weather
about an inci
L J
During last weeks
Jour neighbor told us
A dent that happened before this col-
umn was born. It was a real
scorcher of a day and our neighbor
was coming down town. When he
got near Ridsecker’s hie looked back
in a yard and beheld a gentleman
gardener working in the utmost
comfort in his vegetable patch.
2.95% % 8
It was S. H. with an electric fan]
side of him going full blast
* * = x »
We heard about a fellow who,
when attempting to mount a horse,
took a {oo jump, hurdlec
the horse and made a three-point
landing on the other side.
. * 2 x * 0%
on each
We understand the government
is going to make up a baseball team
out of all income tax evaders. Gon-
em . . “The Dodgers.”
* ® » v
A Mount Joy
na call
street woman was
bawled out husband
~csive spending. Put why
she it's the woman
who reys, and pays, and pays, be-
she carries the pccketbook.
* * *® * *
by her

WC
should

Over at the fire house the other
night a guy said: “All men ave born
{ree and I can’t see why they didn't
He's married.
* *

stay that way.”
* * *
One of Florin's radio bugs
we may be cut down in our 1942
radio supply and he wishes they
would do {he same thing to some of
the programs.
says
#* * * * *
A gasless Sunday applies to ai-
tos and unforiunately not to folks
who insist upon giving their vers-
jon of the political side of the war,
says a local business man.
* * * * =
A chap here in town is se riously
thinking of living in a trailer. He
says in that way he could certainly
give hill collectors a run for thei
money.
* * * x *
A man came mighty near being
hit by an auto on Main street, Sat-
_ urday. When talking about it he
“The only time a pedestrian
js really safe is when he is riding
fire truck or an ambulance.”
* ® #®
in a
Roy Eheetz says it looks to him
as though Hitler is Russian in
where angels fear to tread.
* 0% * * =
When the members of the win-
ning ticket was announced at the
movies on Tuesday night, Ben
Brown, who was in the audience
with is wife, looked at her ticket
and said: “Why, that's the fellow
that came in right after you A
short time elapsed and still no one
claimed the 5 spot—Then, very
casually, Ben reached in his shirt
pocket, took out his ticket, looked
at it and with an gmazing gasp ex-
claimed: “My gosh, that’s me!”
i
UNION PICNIC AUG 15
The Union Picnic of Mount Joy
Florin and Newtown, will be held at
Hershey Park, on Friday, August 135.
1941,
Free amusement will be given to
all childrén twelve years and un-
der which includes admission to the
Z09,

to pump water,
with|
He|
_{everylhing—factories,
MESCAL IKE

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IS RIGHT OR NOT

EEE eal TIME HAVE YUM
GOT, PA. ? 1 DONT KNOW.
WHETHER My WATCH
By S. L. HUNTLEY .

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GOSH _ DID YOUR
WATCH STOP WHEN
iT WIT TH FLOOR
Some Peo le Ask Such Silly Things
SMATTER
DID YUH THINK
IT GO
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D0 YOU THINK. SHED)
REALLY CARE IF,
HE LEFT HER

NOT IF HE LEFT

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AWW WH

The Low Dows
From Hickory Grove
In our U. 5 AW A. we manage to
fre in a lather—winter and sum-
mer. A few years ago they stirred
lus up by saying the country was
down on account every-
|*hing was over-built — too many
factories and tco many everything.
Now there is too little of every-
hing, and persons like Mr. Norris
[rom out there in Nebraska, they
we saying the Government has
wotta get busy and build—build
power-houses
ete, ele.
Eut if you stop now to inquire
lwhy we were lulled into a state
{whore we figured we were over-
2quipped, instead of unprepared,
'you are a traitor or most any name
they can think up as a slogan to
shame you. Bit we gotta play ball
{now with the ones who lulled us--
or we will all wake up as a dead
pigeon.
But we can do one thing from
now cn, we can keep one eye peel-
{2d and one ear to the ground while
we are bending our back at the oar.
If we let Socialism sneak in the
back dcor, we got nothing on Ger-
many, or vice versa—and can call
off the war, before the shootin’
starts.
Yours with the low down,

Welcome Revival of
Research in Woodwork
Few of the many homemakers of
today who are rejoicing over the
fact that at last they can find selec-
tions of smart, authentically styled
Eighteenth century furniture made
of genuine American walnut in the
better stores, realize that they owe
modern research a vote of thanks
for this welcome revival.
For years, popular opinion, includ-
ing that of manufacturers who
should have known better, labored |
under the delusion that the Eight-
eenth century was a one-wood pe-
riod. As a result of this misconcep-
tion, reproductions and adaptations
of designs of that era were monot-
onously presented again and again
leven to the same old wood and fin-
ish, so became stereotyped and un-
interesting.
Now, all this has been changed.
Now that it has been substantiated
beyond the shadow of doubt that
many leading Eighteenth century
English designers and craftsmen in
the period 1700 to 1760 used walnut
for many of their choicest crea
tions—as did craftsmen of other
countries as well — contemporary
manufacturers of fine quality furni-
ture have been quick to follow suit.

Dreams Reveal Inmost Thoughts
What odd creatures we often are
in dreams, seemingly so unlike our
real selves.
A fastidious, modest young wom-
an dreams of having sticky mud on
her hands, or of walking half
dressed on a public street, or of tak-
ing a “joy ride” in a car out of
control.
Psychologists have found that they
are symbolic messages from your
subconscious mind.
Sticky mud in a dream is likely to
be a symbol of some unpleasant
thought or experience you've tried
to ignore. Dreaming of being half
og implies you may be obsessed
a feeling of insecurity in your
oil life, a fear that you may re-
veal something discreditable to you.
A car out of control hints you are
taking a course you secretly feel is
unwise.

Postal Service
Postal service in the United States
has shown a net surplus in five of the
past six years and business is still !
increasing in spite of disruption of !
foreign mails by war, reaching a
new peak recently. In fiscal year
ended June 30, 1939, postal revenues
totaled $745,955,075; expenditures,
$784,646,938; gross deficit, over $38,-
691,000. Deducting non-postal items
over $53,000,000, net postal surplus
is $14,547,000, report states. In cal-
endar year 1939 receipts totaled
$753,867,444, an increase of over
$25,000,000 over 1938 calendar year.
First quarter of present fiscal year,
ended September 30, 1940, set a new
record - with receipts totaling $178,-
202,264, highest for period in history
.f post office department
rr GG eee
PANNER HAY CROP
Hay production in Pennsylvania
last year totaled 3,250,600 tons com-
parzd with a total of 2,663,000 tons
‘in 1939.

stuff... The soft ginger bread |

2] AN UNUSUAL PROGRAM
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AUNT MIN [> WILLIAMS GROVE SUNDAY
i An unexpected entry was
by
. | ceived today Roy Richwine,
| 3 4
° { owner of the
Speedway, for S
Williams Grove
|
|
|
|
re-

unday’s AAA big
oS race on the popular half-mile
Jen kept talkin’ about that there ©V al.
The
car

entry came from Everett
i Saylor, the Euckeye Schoolmaster
rom | : 5
{ from Dayton. O., who was serious-
ly injured on May 20 when his car
on what to take along for dinner'n| rolled over during the Indianapolis
Fourth’a July picnic for the past
fnonth .
one thing to another .
. she kept jumpin’ {
. figurin’ |
supper. Classic. Saylor has been confined
The trouble wiih Jen wuz she | to the Memorial Hospital in In-
Indianapolis since the race, but will’
wuz aimin’ fer to put on the ritz| : ?
with them Marietter people what| | be discharged in time for Sunday's
wuz goin’ along to the picnic . . . | 8c
Jen wuz always great fer keepin'| It wae at first
up with the Joneses, whether she|cye Tine
eould afford it or not! i
Ach, well . . thought I .
expected the Buck-
ter
on {or

the remainder of

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let her have her fling! Jen’s well | | that anxious to climb behind
meanin’ enough'n if she wants wo | the cel of the high-powered,
show off a little, it ain’t my funeral | Lucky Teter Special,
. but I made up my mind I waz| Saylor, who suffered a crushed
stickin’ to the plain’n natural way’a | chest and other injuries when he
rolled

life . I had tco many lessons | SPun over
pultin’ on the agg! | polis c down the straightaway |
> agg!
Sez Jen . . . “a body ought’a us> | {rom the north turn, had completed
: : mm 7 ~-a orioilin nn”
china plates paper mM of the gruelling
when the accident occurred. The

common! Besides if a person takes]
jelly'n stuff along it all
the paper’a the pate!” race in tenth position and chances
| were got at mov-
“Well,” sez 1 suppose you | Were good that he would have mov
soaks in|

get all your stuff rigged up for the | 4 up several positions before he
picnic’'n I'll get all my stuff rigged | had travelled the remaining 103
up separate’'n when we get there] mile ead of im, ;
we can kinda mix things up-like” | with Saylsr’s entry, an-
“0. K. sed, Jen, O. K. That's all | other came {rom Paul Russo,
right by me’n off she went with a | making his first appearance here
lot’a ideas. | this season.
Thinks I - . Pm jest gonn’a | Russo, in the few appearances he |
outdo Jen I'm cookin’ up a! made on the speedway last year,
socn became one of the fan’s favor-
ham’n makin’ a big mess’a red beet |
ite drivers through his skillful driv-
eggs 'N cookin’ up a big,’ 4
bowl'a potato salad with good! ing : bility.
home-made dressin’ poured all | In addition to Saylor and Russo,
| entriss are coming in from most of |
over it . . | I Wl at Wil: Grov
When the day fer the picnic | the 0d regulars at Sams MOVE)
with the result that

come it wuz dark when we started |
} a large and outstand-

hn present
out, fer the place we wuz havin’ | 3831 oe ene 1 pilot
: i ing field of AA speed pilots.
it wuz awful far off . . . Sow 4 :
— ee en ll BRI
a early start with Hen Perkingn ;
his folks in his truck When Ihere is no better way to boost
s in nck . . 4
it started in gettin’ light comin’ | YOU business than by local news- |
\ g in
oT 7 o
over the hills, lookin’ at all tha P&PCT fe
beauties’a nature’n stuff flvin’ past |
L ! For quick results try the BUL~
in the breeze . I looked over
at Jen where se wuz setiin’
pile'a straw in the cornera the
truck - she wuz done up fer |
fare-ye-well.” I could sex she wuz
dippin’ in that funny bright lip
stick'n stuff . . . she looked kind’a
done up teo much fer my opinion'n
her dress wuz fancy’n ruffled up
too'n her hat wuz cocked
her eye like as if she
cut fer sum game er sumpin’
Well, we got to th- pplace where
they wuz holdin’ the picnie’n Jen
class sified columns.
a — ne — ——
on

|x ind’a out’a Keller!
“Come on over, Jen . sez 1
kind’a
+ but
is gettin’
over stuff .
folks! "Lhe
frisky crawlin’
ants
shucks! . . what's
out ants’n caterpillers’n things .
down bedy had their
And after
fill we went within the rest fer to
every
over wuz
| get in a peanut race . .
win by
all cbhout her odd shoed's n stuff
nin’ a nose

would bz out of |
but Everett told Richwine '
at Indiana-
schoolmaster had rode much of the,
Richwine will |
"able to
come on overn join us plain
a picnic with-'
. with Jen |
ergot i
Draw Contrast Between
Modern and Ancient Auto
A comparison of the brilliant,
the past 30 odd years.
If you'd bought one of these early
cars in its heydey, you would have
been a privileged character—an au-
tomobile owner. But today you'd
have scarcely more than a museum
piece.
These are the cars upon which
manufacturers worked out and mas-
tered the principles of mass produc-
tion, interchangeability of parts and
line assembly — fundamentals of
American factory methods today.
At the time most of these old cars
were manufactured, a good shop
turned out approximately two auto-
mobile bodies a week. Painting cars
was a tedious process, requiring as
many as 27 coats of varnish and
i keeping customers waiting 35 to 40
, days for delivery. Because break-
age of parts was a common occur-
rence, due to lack of uniformity in
| steel, the experienced motorist car-

| trouble occurred. And it often did!
| “With grit, determination and the
free exercise of Yankee ingenuity,
the early automobile manufacturers
managed to lick the problems be-
setting their wheeling products, one
by one. Upon the foundation of their
efforts have grown great industrial
| research laboratories, which assure
continual mechanical progress for
the nation. In its many phases the
motor industry supports more than
i one-fourth of these valuable facili-
| ties.
Put to dramatic tests by motor
; pioneers, yesterday’s cars paved the
i way for today’s 287,000,000,000 miles
a year travel and transportation.
| But once it was necessary to win
public confidence by demonstrating
that the cars could perform.
Beginning of Chiropractic
About 50 years ago, two men in
the healing arts established theories
| of treatment which have become
! standard throughout the world.
In the Midwest Andrew
| Still found that he could relieve the
| pains and aches of the body by
adjusting various bones,
and tissues.
Somewhat later, another man by |
the:name of D. D. Palmer made an |
By adjusting |
| the vertebrae of the neck he was |
relieve the symptoms of |
accidental discovery.
deafness.
The first discoverer was the found:
er of osteopathy; the second, the fa-
ther of chiropractic.
Here was the crude beginning ot
the system of ‘laying on of hands,”
which has since been developed into
accurate sciences—osteopathy and
chiropractic.
Patronize Bulletin Advertisers.

sed to me... “Hey Min... why

don’t you doll up more? You lcok
plain as a palm leaf fan . . . why |
didn’t you wear your purple satin’ |
er sumpin fancy?” “Well”
Serving Our

sed I
HERE WWE ARE ON “AIBERTY’

: Im tr -AND THERES NOTHING
this here picnic'n I ain TO DO AND -
no purple in dress in ~~ NO goss 0

way’a havin’ a good
sides, you're the one’s holdin’
the stylish end today” n|
then lookin’ down I discovered the |
fact that poor Jen had come all the
way to the picnic to put on airs
with cne white shoe’n one black
shoe on!
“Fer land sakes,
up |
|

|
{ bi
Jen ...... what's |
ailin’ your feet? What you aimin’
to do?” Is that a new-fangled idea |
wearin’ one black’n one white shoe?
'N then’s when I near lost my
friend Jen . she wuz on tha
very verge'a passin’ right out! And |
with humiliation beamin’ all over |
her face she set out her styish|
lunch on a pretty white table clota |
with a big bouquet’a flowers sittin’ {|
in the middle! I got out my bi
good smellin’ ham’n potato
| jest ocozin’

ey
-GIVE US PLACES FOR
GAMES AND HOBBIES. .

|
|
sal ad |
with spring onions |
wus permeatin’ the whole a! tmos- |
vhere’'n by the time I got every-
thing set out on the papers on the |
grass I wuz jest about surrounded |
with hungry relations'n I sed .
come on felks:. --pile.do . . a
eat it as‘long as it lasts . . ‘ni
over a piece wuz Jen sittin beside |
her stylish repast, nibblin’ al
soda cracker spread with fancy |
stuff - . . hidin’ her old black shoe !
behind her skirt . . . lookin’ like |
a fashion picture on a old magazine
what had been rained on'n got!
|B THE CLUBS WILL HAVE
‘SNACK’ ne vie. 5
on

BUT NOT FOR LONG |
SET UP 360 UL.S.0. CLUBS

HEAR THAT BIRD? HES Richt!
NEAR CAMPS AND NAVAL
STATIONS. - 2 0 A
CHANCE TO MEET
NICE GIRLS. .

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AND LOTS OF ROOM TO READ
wd OR /

streamlined motorcar on display at
recent automobile shows with some
of the industry's first models would
demonstrate clearly the results of
Yankee ingenuity and the great pro-
duction principles evolved during
ried extra parts with him, hoping |
he'd find a blacksmith near by if |

Calendar For The Week
Friday, July 11 1 EVENINGS J O Y MATINEE
John Quincy Admas born. |B SHOWS SATURDAYS
Tri-Borough Bridge, in New| IN AND 9:00 P.M AND
York opened in 1936 , | A Tl i EAT R E HOLIDAYS
|B
Monday, July 14th
Stars and Stripes adopted in |
1777.
Bastille Day, First Celebrated
in U, 8S. in 1924.
First World’s Fair in U. S. in
1853.
July 15
St. Swithin’s Day.
Wednesday, July 16
District of Columbia
lished in 1720.

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