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A WISE OWL

Well, kids, I sure hate to tell you
this but I know I can’t keep it from
you forever, so I guess I'd better;
confess and get it over with.—Santa |
Claus will have to walk here on;
Christmas, and because he has
far to go he might not get here be-
cause Minnie Hipple shot his rein-
deer......... Nasty Man!
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Dan Brubaker got his deer too,
but he hit him over the head with a
log to finish him off...... while most
people use guns, Course you ¢an
take your choice.
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Here's something I loaned from
another publication but I thought
you might like it: “Blessed are the
meek, for they shall inherit the earth
..less 26 percent for inheritance
taxes.
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She was only the moonshiner’s
daughter, but he loved her still.
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We have an idea for a novel con-
test. Why not offer a prize to the
dentist who turns in the oldest mag-
azine from waiting room. Doc-
tors invited to enter the contest, al-
SO.
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“Each December I am reminded,
sighs Mary “that about all I have
saved during the past year, has been
daylight.”....Oh, well.
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We've finally discovered why so;
many young. college men are half-
It seems their mothers have]
tne dough and their fathers have
too many irons in the fire.
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Our etiquette editor had a very
puzzling question to answer today.
A lady from Salunga sent in the
following question: “When is the
only time a woman is justified in|
spitting in a man’s face?” Well, we|
thought and thought and here’s the
only answer we can find that Emily
Post would approve of: “When his
moustache is on fire.”
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Two cast enders were standing
outside Kitty's Dress Shop while
their wives were shopping. Their
conversation turned to domestic
things, when the one asked: “Does
your wife do all her own washing.”
And the other answered:
except her back.”
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“yeah, all
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Many Mt. Joy men have stoppad
worrying about the war and started
worrying about how much coal they
will use this winter.
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Want a couple definitions? Herc
they are—Wisdom, is knowing. what
to do next; Skill is knowing how to
do it; Virtue is not doing it.
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Met a poor unfortunate fellow at
Lancaster
walking with a crutch.
“How did you break your leg?”
he explained: “I threw a cigaretic
in a manhole, and stepped on it.”.
That's a hard way to do it.
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on Saturday who was
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St.,
of a EB
exasperation, she
past midnight. Do you think you!
can stay hers all night?” The boy
friend was startled but answered:

dats. Fina Ys
asked: “Say,
“Gosh. I'll have to telephone
Mother first.”
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“If a number of cattle are called a
herd and a number of sheep are call- |
ed a flock, what would a number}
of camels be called?” asked Char-
les Piersol. And Jimmy answered
“A carton.”
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A local femmie and her boy friend
were out driving. Finally she ask-
ed: “Would you like to see where I
was|operated on?” And the boy Fea-
gerly answered: “yes!” And she
contro; wf JRL, we're just two
bloc) Yous: Foo
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ARE CO-OPERATING 3,
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The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancastdi County, Pal Thursday Morning, December 12, 1940
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TABLE TENNIS COUNTY JR. HIGH - Balmer ........ 115 143 136— 394 WINDSHIELD
as et a ny G Appended are the scores of var- Tw Pods H 795 911 681—2588 |packler ....... 174 123 1 425 4 COVERS PAINT WORK WIPER
C -CO. LEAGUE STANDING ious games played during the week: [Moun oy H. Barnhart ... 1533 172 558 EE
— i 3 ...... 147 181 121— 449 |
WESTERN COUNTY LEAGUE lis oo. > rr Celgnhis 8, W. Lampeter 25. |Brown ........ 141 114 152— 407| Totals ...... 614 588 il LICENSE PLATE FRAMES
SECTION NO. 1 STANDING |Dukes ........... ‘98 oir Dowmsville 20 Wiown 1 Fennell ....... 150 166 167— 484 1p ooo I:
Millersville 25, Ephrata 8. Koser .:...... 114 132 151— 397}
Y Squares ....... 72 27 A217 : O'Neil 160 167
Mount Joy 59 49 546 A Close Game Neiss ......... 201 137 160-= 493 |= NE nee 2 .
Teams Ww. L PCM OF : — Myers 161 217 222 600, MOUNT JOY
Elizabethtown ...... 2 0 1000 Holy Trinity ...... 21 63 301 E Donegal and E. Hempfield play-| 754 730 751—2235 | Bennett 205 154 161— 520"
|Rothsville .......... 2 1 ger 21 78 2121.4 3 close and exciting game, the] ~~ Do. ry 115 123 128— 366 We Are Co-operating With The Merchants Division Of The
[Mount Joy 1 1 ........... 6 93 winning 21-18. Sov. Fen y (3 Chamber Of Commerce
East D al ....... 3 Mount Joy nen
as 1: Wor: 2nd Lost E. Hempfield Jr. H. S. G. F. Tl. ....... 237 145 175— 527| Totals ...... GAL 661 T12—2014 | memes om roms RE MA TA TS PARE RE RE TAT
© |East Hempfield ..... 1 2 333 Longenecker, forward . 1 1 3!Max .......... 177 154 203— 534 EERE 3
Manheim Boro . 0 2 wool hwo games last week the locals |Brandt, forward ..... .3 1 7H Mateer .... 203 171 136— 510 | RE RL PR RL TE FE REFS ER AE ROBE REA ek
ee 000 | gofeated Holy Trinity and lost to|E. Snavely, guard ..... 2 0 ACh =... 170 169 175— 514 Beautiful Christmas OPEN WE GIVE FREE
; C Squares. J. Snavey, guard ..... 2 0 4] Mater ..... 179 201 204— 584 3 Re
Following are scores of some of Mt. Joy 6, Holy Cross 3 Habecker, guard ...... 0 1 1 — Picture In Full Color 8 EVENINGS PRIZE iii
Ie games phys in this league duse) Diver, MJ, [1° forward o.oo, 20 Ts 96 840 892669 | A (imely charming painting in J§ TILL XMAS. PURCHASE.
: . |Hauser, 17, 19, 17. Fellenbaum, MJ inmz .. > $day: soir ’ wv lw
Elizabethtown 39, Rothsville 35. [defeated Steffen, HT, 13, 17. Somer | [OWS oes 3-3 Miller 205 169 170— 544 ie Holiday by Hey For The Whole Family
E'town J-V 35, Rothsville 18. MJ, defeated Nikolaus, HT, 15, 17.|F. Donegal Jr. H. 8. G. F. TL W. Neidermeyer 165 195 170. 544; American artist, Ye- 4
Tost Murisita Pennell, MJ, defeated Barton, HT, Benn, forward ........ 4 0 8;Michael ....... 160 159 198— 517 | preduced in full color. Don’t miss i CHECK THE LIST
Our High boys 195i 2 11-16, 14, Hauser, HT, lefeated Wittel, forward: ...:... 3 2 8 |Glassmyer 191 192 148— 531 |this feature in the December 22
i = bo $h Su Kulp, MJ, 13-13. Vaile, center ........ 1 2 Welt ..c........ 153 189 156— 498 |; 0 of S tobe. WW vel ; .
won 30-17. while the DOUBLES: Pennell and Germ- ERR ==: 0 0 | Total “sa 004 84220620 Thel Weekly Wogans, Veu-| Spec) 1.07 Mirrors
hh er, MJ, defeated Hauser and Niko- Mar Rad pra 0 oO 0 ORS nore or e Lmerican ee ye u cipedes, Taylor Tots, High (In Xmas Boxes)
Warietta H. S. G. F. TL HT, 12, 18. Somer and Divet, re run hl rss the big magazine distributed with the
L. Libhart, forward ..13 3 29|{MJ, defeated Haberstroh and H. Hess, forward ......... 0 0 O|PENNETS DEFEAT BARNEYS Baltimore i Chairs, Cribs, Play Yards. $4. 95 & $5. 25 5
|Longenecker, forward . 0 0 0|Hauser, HT, 15, 15. Barton and| pn. Z 2 18 IN OUR TOWN LEAGUE Q . tH) Bisselts Carpet Sweeper BREE ERE RANT
|G. Libhart, forward .. 4 0 8 | Steffan, HT, defeated Fellenbaum ab pret 1 Bi Barney's Sunday American § P pets SCATTER RUGS
R. Kelley, center ..... 3 0 6|and Kulp, MJ, 11, 18, 17. ore by periods: J. Barnhart ... 172 150 185— 507 © blankets, Hassocks, Lamps,
Buchanan, guard ..... ¢ 0 0} Y Squares 7; Mount Joy 2 Bi 4 2 3-3 tb ott ler E 3 T ne BRIDGE TABLES
Denlinger, guard ..... 3 1 7| SINGLES: Fritsch, YS, defeated |E- x. offce lables, nd ‘ables, CEDAR CHESTS
G. Snyder, guard ..... 0 0 0Divet, MJ, 15, 17; Parker, YS, de- Referee: Amos Herr. CORTH'S BEAUTY SHOP THES HAMPERS
Total amir Lo hing kw Ba - ] ALL PERMANENTS REDUCED ! 3 OCCASIONAL CHAIRS CLOTH OS ik
otals | H. Fellenbaum, MJ, defeate Jol- ray - = = Sig n Rs
: land, YS. 19, 12, 15; Winger, YS A Rumaway Score | $5.00 CROQUIGNOLE OR SPIRAL ........... $3.75 DESKS A LIVING ROOM SUITE
Mount Joy H. S. G YT Yo ger, | If the number of points scored in re |W
Gemberling, forward . 5 0 10 defeated Germer, MJ; Brown, YS, thi is vid § the kind of $3.50 CROQUIGNOLE OR SPIRAL ........... $2.75 tH DESK CHAIRS FOR THE WHOLE
Zink, forward ........ 5 5 15!defented Somers, MJ, 19, 16; 896 IS evidence of the Kind of |] $2.50 CROQUIGNOLE . S175 |i 71
Hawthorne, forward .. 0 9 2 Brown, YS, defeated Pennell, MJ, | material for our next year’s team, $1.75 CROQUIGNOLE : $1.25 i BOUDOIR CHAIRS FAMILY
{Newcomer, center .... 3 1 7,12, 8, 15. there's going to be some tall doins 2 AGEL ape : ETRE RET PERIL ZED
Eshleman, guard ...... 5 0 10| DOUBLES: Fritsch and Holland, |in basketball. Our Junior High SHAMPOO & WAVE ...... 50c 3
Zeller, guard ......... 2 0 4!YS, defeated J. Fellenbaum and 68 points against Marietta. FOR 2 WEEKS TE Home
{| H. Fellenbaum, MJ, 21, 12; Pennell Mocnt Jov 3». HL. § G F. Tl MAUD ORTH 29 N. GAY ST., MARIETTA $i oy
Potals 0 20 8 48!and Germer, MJ, defeated Winger |,-. . i vam t PHONE 3491 OPEN EVENINGS i
So . 'Wilson, forward ...... 5 I 1 5 LAY IT CASH OR
Score by periods: jad Alexander, ¥5, J 19; ' Zink, forward ........ 19 6 4 4 &
‘MT. JOY H. S. .8 16 10 1248 Parker and W. Brown, YS, defeat- | | Alexander, doniter. 1 0 2 RRA rss LEAL TEE, TE TE ie EGE TE TL i AWAY NOW A EASY
'MARIETTA H. 8.13 10 14 13-50 ed Somer and Divet, MJ, 19, 22. |Gainer, guard ......... 11 S| 0 Rh ¥ S.
Referee: L. Bell. {Breneman, guard ..... 3 0 63 and ab FOR Xmas F ishi esi
ctr AN EASY WIN _ |Brown, guard ........ 0 0 ol 3 i] a urnishings
Marietta J-V G. F. I. | Mount Joy Hi went on a scoring Sumpman, forward .... 0 0 0} tg Accessories Fs § 2 N. MARKET ST. MT. JOY
|Fryberger, forward ... 0 0 0'!spree and defeated Manheim 68-27. Garber, center ........ 0 OI 3»
| Weaver, forward ..... 1 0 2p Joy H. S. G. F. TI |Booth, forward ....... 0 0 Of ---- . COMPLETE LINE OF - - - - Rl mrs rr TT TE TE RE RAR RE TET AS TORR MMAR
‘Boyer, forward Zink: forward ....... 7 5 * 19 Rice, center .......... 0 0 Og ; DIE nr : P= ROT
iC. Carroll, center 1 0 Gemberling, forward .. 5 1 11 | Kendig, forward ...... 1 0 23 RADIOS WASHERS RE RIGERATORS 3
Martin, center ........ 9.1 Newcomer, center ..... 6 0 12|Wolgemuth, » Jorwary “a 8 i ab #14
|Shank, guard ........ g 0 eller ard oo... 4 3 11 Grissinger, forward ... i 13
Smith, guard ......... 3 .z geen EE i 0 4 Hostetter, guard ...... 0-0 0 TABLE AND FLOOR LAMPS 18 A RME RS N N OT i. L
|Shillow, guard ........ 0 0 Hawthorne. forward 3 3 9! Hv} v4
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Reuter, guard ........ 2 0 Swarr, guard rasta 3 0 0 ah EL 30 5 5 ¢ ELECTRI CAL AP PLIANCES al OPPOSITE STOCK YARDS
{ Wolfe, center ......... 2 . ' | § id
Totals .............. 7 3 17 = forward dean 1 0 2 Dragell, forward ci 1 g 3 ) T ) if #15 pS
Mount Joy J-V G Fi |Simmons, forward .... 2 i a
rE Wn ar We comer 60 DIY li GRAND OPENING
I Hottie forward ..... 1 0 2 Manheim Boro H. S. G. F. Tl |Lrax, guare .......... = -
|Stoner, forward ...... 3 0 6 ILoercher, forward .... 3 1 7 Jones, gad 8 2 F R 1 D A Y ’ D E C E M B E R 1 3
Zimmerman, forward . 0 0 0 Strickler, forward «2 2 6 jorwarc .,..... ig J B SPANGE ER le
Fellenbaum, center ... 6 1 13 Gochenaur, center .... 1 2 4| Jaoves Fh vad rive 3 2 0] ® » = | § LOTS OF FUN — STOP IN!
Beamenderfer, center . 0 0 guerd 2 0 4 ,Geodling, center ...... HONE 2771 511 .+ «WE SERVE ...
fe ped 2 2 Sie red aan 2 1 5 Ruby, guard .......... 2 0 ¢ 2 MARIETTA PHONE 2771 Al WE SERVE
Penwell, guard ....... 06 0 Owalter, guard ....... 0 0 0 Martin, guar tre SC © TT ST A TR TA TS SE PATS SE RATE FS RARE RE RARE RAFAT
Heisey, guard ......... 3 0 6 |Repart, forward ...... 0 0 0 Bishop, guard
Boyer, guard ......... 0 1 1]
13 3 3 2 -— | Sole es fags shane 10 4 24
Score by periods: Totals. 10 27] OTe PY .bericas 48 P 1 E R S
MARIETTA J-V .. 6 1 4 6-17] Score by periods: INP ION ay 2 3% BN £ \ 1 I
‘Mr JOY 3-V LL... 10 814 7-3 . 12 25 18 13 £ ee Wi SS 7S
Referees: Sargen and Stein. MANHEIM ..... 2 10 4-27 cleree. amen,
ns Stewart nodgrass.
Aueliies Close © In the preliminary our J-V's de- THREE EXHIBITION OYSTERS IN ALL STYLES
opi it Tn feated Manheim 31-14. | MATCHES PLAUED HERE Son:
East onega igh an East eee GAT {Monarchs OMI
Hempfield played a small game and| gay yNGA HUNTERS HOME Barnhart .. 156 17 166 0 IN AND SEE HOME-MADE VEGETABLE AND
{ when the Ras) phi blew the for- WITH FOUR DEER |Srangler in bi Ee 509 OUR GIFT CLAM SOUPS
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Four county sportsmen returned gq. q ~~ | 213 200 161— 574 ios | ALL KINDS SANDWICHES bE
The Maytown J-V's got the short) wg, afterncon from a hunt- Young ........ 169 181 180— 53 SUGGESTIONS HAMEURGERS. EXC. | sm cians
end of a 17-25 score in the prelimin- fog trip at Germania, Potter coun-| : rong oo 30 A -
ary. oun % door 1 Gin! tals ...... 55 92 26—2607 ens
| tv. with two buck deer. Earl Gin-'_ 2 COSMETIC SETS
{East Hempfield G. F. This. tandisville, shot a Hogni Joy Fire eo, 155 175. COSMETIC SETS
'Schermick, forwaid ... 2 0 4! 5) yy 1 Nhs Sat Schro Lo, oil 9 COTY--WRISLEY
Haverstick, forward 0 1 1 buck while J. Earl Way, Salunga, pshleman ..... 173 173 212— 558 PONDS—KAROFF
gers, tenis o | bagged an 8-point buck. The oth- Max .......... 180 133 181— 494 CR = D1)
| Myers center... un, 5 0 16 82 I ps : MAX FACTOR—OGL on S01 DNER,
Torwart, guard ...... 0 1 1! er members of the party were Corll Sarai 200 170 19% 562 DUTCH COLONIAL— SULDNER, Pro3 rietor
|Charles, guard ........ 0 4- 4} pgoward Ginder and Robert Enter- J. Mateer ..... 1M 1% 1-5 EVENING IN PARIS = RTE
Rudy i 2 0 Totals ...... 040 857 932—2729 MEN'S GIFT SETS
Total 9 6 24 3 a Snide ings 'ARDLEY SH VINSG BOWL MATINEE J O Y EVENINGS
0 : MT. JOY TOWN LEAGUE | Harrisburg Ya! bt Susy NG I SATURDAYS OWS
East Donegal H. S, GF. 1. | Mac: = 143 166 168— 472 VOO SH
. Cberholtzer, forward .. 2 2 6 . . IF wea pals il 5 COLGATE SETS—F! AND 7 AND 9:00 P. M.
Smit h, forward ....... 3 0 6 Term Standing [Meadows ies 163 én 8 GLIVE Se ME NNE? NS HOLIDAYS R E SATURDAYS
| Boliz, center ......... 4 2 10| Teams W. L. PC. Schneider 190 202 189 581 SETS—PINAUD SEIS 2:00 P. M. 5.510 P.M.
0 1 YiBermetls 37 15 712 Botts ......... 151 181 165— 497 ; Sie Mount Joy, Pa. A it ———
1 1 iis 26 16 592 Yiolber? Risen ia 143 182 187— 522 { OM PAL TS YY un RS v sii
0 OO 0;Youngs ........... 35 17 ATOMIZER> aa DAY, DECEMBER 12th
0 Barneys .......... 2 28 MANICURING SETS Coeking School Thursday at 1:30 P. M.
| Barr sie vr Grrr yi ISPArkys ic servers H a BEER
5 — [tits ovens 20 32 PIPES. CIGARS AND JOEL McCREA——LARAINE DAY-—in—
Totals. 19 6 28 Berrys 1; 25 TOBACCUO—XMAS NE 1
| s Score by pericds: DS lin 2 et Bh WRAPPED FOREIGN CORRESPONDENT
iw. HEMPFIELD ... 9 3 3 9-24 H. S—Harold Barnhart—255. os
= DONEGAL ..... 86482 HS A ALSO A FRIDAY - SATURDAY, DECEMBER 13th - 14th
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| Referee: Smith, YS LARGE ASSORTMENT OF NORMA SHEARER— ROBERT TAYLOR—in—
scretary, J. S. Barnhart. , = 192 re ov
Fast Hempfield J-V G. F. TI. - WHITMAN'S CANDIES "ESCAPE"
Lig 5 nad Lh 2 2 Stimulate your business by adver- -~ “A Woman Never Forgets The Saigo ——
Longenecker, der. 2 tising in the Bulletin. eo Pe RIK A {ov CHOW Man Who Remembers.” MON. - TUES. DEC. 16 - 17] WED., DEC.
ISnavely, guard ....... 140. 217 pi ol a ai is: En $25.90 CASH 2 FEATURES
. ca vais 0 0 If you have home grain to feed to . Be Er: 3s JATURES
Forney, guard ........ 2 § (4|Ceayhi your cows, you'll find that Purina AWA 3D TUESDAY | No. 1—Walter Pidgeon in
ES BT BL owt iui 1 3 2| 24% and 34% Cow Chows will GENE AUTRY | “SKY MURDER”
2 vs ° J-v GG. FF 1 ke your grain do a much better - IN i 1 . 2 3
........ .... 9-0 Kast 3.9 essen I 1 3 job of producing milk—at low cost MELODY RRANCH" Ne. Z-—Lioy Nolan I
INMurray dees 0 0 § Taine Eva a 1.602 per gallon, Come in— i PIER 13
OE i ie 9 > Engle, Caner 4 2:10 let us halp you decide 3 oa , op ~ FIR Q
| Sipling guard ........ 0 0 :0f which one will go - ) 4 THURSDAY, DECEMBER 19th COOKING SCHOOL
at you. a 0 .'0| batter with the grain : 2 5 ;
brough oy av vs MeMulien: oo you have this year. : : Ea 1:30 Pol... LAST SESSION !
Now is the time when many a|Fackler } 3 2 ; SIRE: CUT RATE DICK FORAN—n “THE MUMMY’S HAND” °°
"| youngster doesn’t have to be told to Bowers, +». enna. rs
wash his hands, pick up his clothes.| Totals .............. 7.8.17 H ARRY LEEDOM STO RE E X I R A I SAT. MAT. ONLY!—CHAPTER # 2
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Re, Fs Bs wohl" £. 3. 8M 0-35 /PHONE 114 We Are; Co-operating i Coupons With Each Purchase of * “KING OF THE ROYAL MOUNTED”
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/ = £. DONEGAL ..... 3 2 6 6-17 3
OWL Referee: Herr. MOUNT JOY Fa.