‘J OU ly En — a macnn: The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancaster County, Pa., Thursday Morning, October 10, 1940 —BY— A WISE OWL “Why worry about the future,’jtied 1-1. asks Bricky Fenstermacher, “when| At Maytown, the East Donegal you can’t tell from today’s goings{team outplayed the Manheim Town- on how long it is going to be to worry about.” * % =» * = A groecm of a month was telling: the little wife how some married 83d M men joke about their wive:’ cook- ing. Sn wi Hawthorne .... G. ...... Dorwar irr. Then wifey 3 hops Sou Stoner ...... LP ....... Forney never make fun of my cooking” Newcomer .. R. F. ...... Hershey And kubby replied: “Certainly not! Zeller ....... LH ...... Snavely your cooking isn’t a bit funny.”...!Gemberling C. H. ...... Gingrich Only the brave deserve the fara. Zimmerman . R. H. .... Brubaker «rr x 3 8 erphey iO. Ka Lain Hostetter Beamenderfer . 1. L. ........ Long Not so dumb Dora says: “When Eshleman .. C. F. . Haverstick a rich old man’s hair has turned to B. Brown .... LR. ..... Shermick silver he becomes a young girl’sjGermer +O. Ronen Rudy golden opportunity Score by Periods: I SP «> MOUNT JOY ....... 011 0-2 E. HEMPFIELD 010 0—1j After kissing the girl friend a' Substitutes: Mount Joy — Leib; Florin boy remarked: “Mmmm!Last Hempfield—Brandt, Grayhill. There's honey on your lips.” the Rheems lassie answered: hive yourself! $ 2% 2.» scorekeeper, Bender. enteen renewal memberships were Store in Florin. In Mt. You know the strange thing about —— also received. [ Joy they may be had at Newcom- liquor. It makes a bachelor see E: Donegal 3) Nauheim VD The association will sponsor a e's Hardware Store, Hostetter’s, double and a married man feel Rotor a Le Phelan | Wild life exhibit at the Market #nd at the Mt. Joy Sportsmen's single. Teas ........ BF... Bowman | House during the Community Ex-| Beoth at the Community Exhibit. Xr 2.» Charles ..... L. H . Lefever | hibit next week. The prize com-! The Booth will be located in the “1 understand Bill studied me- Oberholtzer . C. H. ....... Sauder | ite reported that a refrigerator | Old Market house, west end. Aa I . Stoneer .... R: H......., Kerchoff Don’t, forget to get your lucky chanieal enginecring. What's he seh... O. Li Shrum | had been purchased from a local jes your ing now?” ebro. te Neal | merchant for awarding during the! ticket for the Elcciric Refrigerator “He is working on the railroad.”|D. White .... C.F. ........ Myers | exhibit. George Bair is chairman to be given away Saturday, Octob- “That so? What dcing?” C. White .... LR. .......... Hean! of this committee. [vr 19th, at 10 o'clock. “Weil, you know the man who M. Barr . O. R...... N. Cifuni| qe (yb will sce that the game ai > goes around the cars and taps all the whecls to make sure cverything is all right?” “Yes.” “Well, Bill helps that man listen.” » * * * - The meodren girl carries an eye brow pencil just to draw a man’s attention. * Xx * = LJ This story concerns a farmer de- livering a load cf vegetablesto an in- As the farmeh drove and inmate sane asylum. through the cntrance greeted him. “I used to be a farmer once.” “Did you?” “Did you?” “Yes. Say, stranger, did you ever try being crazy?” “No.” “Well, you ought to try it. It sure beats farming all to heck!” 2% 0% Some girls are like brooks, they babble on forever. » * = * - Bruce calls his girl Bubbles. Not because she’s little and cute but be- cause she can hand out the soft soap. - * » aw they're for According tc the papers C making a Swisc cheese .only cighteen holes.. “. 2’ 9 9 new golieis. . Now, for a little bed time story. Once upon a time there was a little puppy named Fido. Now one day little Fido took a walk and walked right PAST a fire hydrant. “Come on over,” said the hydrant. “No thanks,” said the pup. “Ah, come on.” “No, thanks.” “Ah, come on,’ said the hydrant, “have one on me. “No, thanks,” said the puppy, “L was just over there and I had one on the house.” * % %® % Lawrence Cramer gave us hi: de- finition of an ash tray. He sa-a-a-ys: “An ash tray is something to put cigarette butts in when the room hasn't; any foor........... Isn’t that cute? * % % % * For our poetry corner this week we have...... A Chinaman name cf A Sing Fell off of a street car—bing,bing. The con’ turned his head, To the passengers said The car’s lost a washer—ding, ding. > * * = When you start walking the straight and narrow you have to stop making the rounds. * * * * * An East Main Streeter was sitting there And “Bee |don’t get MT. JOY-E. DONEGAL TIED FOR THE LEAD COUNTY H. S. SOCCER LEAGUE - Teams Ww. Mount Joy-........ 3 East Donegal .... 3 Manheim Township 1 Manheim Boro .. 0 East Hempfield .. 0 BOB pt tp I Mount Joy and East Donegal Township remained in a fir:t place tie in the County High School Soc- cer league by downing East Hemp- ficld and Manheim Township, Fri- day. Mount Joy nosed out East Hemp- field on the Mount Joy field 2-1 when Bruce Brown scored on a pass from Co-Captain James Eshle- man in the third period of the game, Previously each team had scored one goal to end the first half ship team 3-1 by scoring two goals in the first period and adding a third in the final quarter. Dale White ccored two of the East Donegal goals artin Barr the other. E. Hempfield (1) Mount Joy (2) Goals : Mount Joy — Germer, Brown; East Hempfield—Haverstick. Peferee, Weidman; timekeeper, Roth; time of periods, 12 minutes; Score by Periods: EAST DONEGAL MANHEIM TWP. ... Substitutes: East Huntzinger; Manheim Township— Olsen, W. Cifuni, Huber. Goals: East Donegal—D. White 2, M. Barr; Manheim Township— Shrum, Referee, Don Witmer; periods, 12 minutes. re ee ee time of THE YORK TEAM WINS FROM LOCAL BOWLERS York's pin spillers defeated our local team two out of three for a total of 56 pins: The score: Mount Joy Travelers Barnhart ..... 196 200 150— 546 Mateer 175 214 190— 579 Bennett 141 178 180— 499 Noung: ........ 164 170 187— 521 Derr coves. 193 188 213— 594 Totals 869 950 920—2739 | York Bell -.......... 167 168 174— 509 Straw 171 177 197— 545 ECR hi 178 181 198— 557 Hudson 266 197 190— 653 Leber 185 180 198— 563 Totals ~...... 935 903 957—2795 CAPTURED ALL EVENTS 9.0 0 1-3 refuge about two miles from the 010 0—1 ! borough is Donegal—R. | hunting season, Barr, Yohn, Fackler, Tshudy, Seitz, |1and is plainly marked and prose- | cution | trespassers. two months at the Brown athletic of woodland has been reserved as a field west of the borough. A new gamc-refuge by the Mount Joy i field for the shoots is being sought Sportsmen's Assiciation. out training your dogs to construct Walter Staley, Salunga, captured all the single and double events of the target shoot at Landisville last Sunday. His scores were 70x75, 47-50, 24x25, and 20x24. et CUP Patronize Bulletin Advertisers. haven't even touched your tooth:” | To which the patient exclaimed: “I know you haven't. But you're standing on my corn. * % %-% 3 In Mount Joy we have so much ‘to argue about we only hope we confused and vote for Bob Feller or King Carol on the ye residential ballot. * ® & 5 our navy them away, up on the! If we could make strong enough to keep maybe we could let army. +s 5 8 Overheard a man say that a diplomat makes a mistake and a patriot dies for it. * * % € = The boys were swapping hunting siories when this one came along.. Sixty said: It was so cold where we were that the candle froze and we coulgn’t blow it out. And Jim S. added: That's nothing, Where we were the words came out of our, mouths in pieces of ice, and we had! to fry them to see what we were talking about. ® . 8% ® And just in case your interested. on the dentist chair, going through all kind ‘of motions, when the dentist scolded: “Stop waving your arms ‘and making faces, Why 1 Sn so far I didn’t get a thing, out of the baseball pool...not even | 'a drink. A WISE OWL MESCAL IKE By S.L. HUNTLEY What! Both Legs and Arms? Ss —— OH, HE RADN'T BEEN IM THAR THREE MINUTES ‘FORE L Low "THREE BUSTED AW A DIS ATER JAN ar. Ane could put your guns away in de’ | Fall and forget about the game "1 Sportsmen past. Elected 14 | If you want to reap a harvest of | some next year and the next and, | 50 on, vou must protect the game! NewMembers left over and help to re- | that is plenish the game by contributing your share to some Sportsmen's | Club whose sole purpose is to stock The regular monthly meeting of; the Mt. Joy Sportsmen's Associa- tion was held on Monday night in| shooting grounds east of Landis- mystery was solved by the greatest PINEAPPLE AND (REAM CHEESE SALAD i of European police. Don’t miss WE Bar ville. The committee expects to(his feature in the October 20th HOT ROLLS BUTTER 18 wn Iv - 3 cue TER y fo Boi a Tl issue of CHOCOLATE PUDDING WITH WHIPPED CREAM year period ii at they me Feekiv | Or 18 CREAM TE R "FEE Pe able to erect stationary eqttip- TheAmaenicanti Took iy 3 2 TEA GR COFFEE nN 1 ma ec J) i 2 A wr TNT - rer Ow » ment in the future. g Bais withthe DAILY LUNCHEONS 35¢c AND UP VAR ANS DINE m= ge ARNG 2: da Sunda ay American 259 W. Rais St. Rit.dJoy SALUNGA | Mr. and Mrs. Frank Mrs. Elsie Grove, Mount Joy call-| ed on Mrs. Howard Peifer Sunday afternoon. Mus. Peifer has been on the sick and at much im- A | this writing is proved. Mr. and Mis. Stanley Cooper! with Mr. Riley Hershey of Mount Joy; Mr. William Hamaker, Mr. Harry Kline of Landisville spent Sunday at the Witmer tage, Pequea. Mr. Mrs. motored to Baltimore on very and cot- Norman Baer Sunday. and From Penna. § Fire House Saturday, October fant The sale will consist of clam on 12th, soup, cakes, rieat loaf. | | pies, potato salad and semen set 0 A see Cuba shipped products valued at $29,355,177 to the United States in this year. the first three months of On Sale at | EE TER Ti a a io all I FT RTT land owners in East and West| The Strange Mystery ta., Admission plus concession 50¢ | | See flyersoraskagents for details, | other one-day and week-end excursions. | PENNSYLVANIA bide New York to Station . by trains . —10 cents each way. PICKLES ROAST Y, EE OF PEA WITH CROUTONS UNG NATIVER TURKEY GIBELET GRAVY 1940 iid PEFRUIT, PINEAPPLE JUICE CRACKERS All Newsstonds! | z MATINEE SATURDAYS AND HOLIDAYS 2:00 P. M. Mount a oe JOY THEATRE HEALTHFULLY AIR SHOWS 7 AND 9:00 P, M. of = SATURDAYS 3 EVENINGS -10 P.M Joy, Pa. CONDITIONED THURSDAY, ( / SHIRLEY fYou TE Saturday, October 12 - tas # ADVENTURE JERROL FLY J THE SEA HAWK” FRIDAY 48 ATURDAY, )CTOBER 10th AHOY ! NN——in—- "TOBER 11th - 12th PLE—in PEOPLE" ILCTTE GREENWOOD TUES., OCT. 15th 325.00 CASH NITE | LANA TURNER—in— "WE WHO | ARE YOUNG" ; Mian Pauline Mavi of B Ins CHAE bridge spent several days with) h spe : | € | Delphine Honbcrger. us DAY ! Adult Sunday will be chserved| $ $ 70 i DOUBLE FEATURE ! in the Methodist Sunday School on | AL 3 reir Ince. EE = ; V ) ound Trip Ciildion 1 No. 1—“RIVERS END | in Coaches Syears end ! 3 . 5 AL NYY 3 Food Sale %o New Yoru under 12 | No. 2 TN "DY IS A i : . Mt. Joy 7:19 A.M, Ag » The Sunshine Bible Class willl Ret Lv. New York (Penna. Sta.) ' a LADY held a food sale in the Salunga Bis PM, WEDNESDAY - THURSD OCTOBER 16th - 17th AY, . 10 minutes ts ANE WITHERS—in— "GIRL FROM AVENUE A" SAT. MAT. 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