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The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancaster County, Pa., Thursday Morning, April 4, 1940
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A WISE OWL
appreciate the “Laffs”
last
he must have missed
“Heck”
in a Smith
donated
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day but
| our cclumn about Mumma
| trying to put his glasses
cough drop box instiad of his glass
missed the sale on Saturday wher2
gunnin’ for me.
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As for the local manufactur:r who
made a vest pocket telephone so
there couldn't he any charges bro- | pincapple-marshmallow delight — The team will open its season Sat-
ught against them = I'd like to bread puddin’— even plain pap—n|THE LOW DOWN urday afterno April 13, playing]
¥now eo shout | then I got her right—“Ice HICKORY GROVE tha Carsen Long Military Acad:my |
- * % 7 ww —Sure! - eight letters in ice cream—] If I was starting out to fool some-|team on the Mount Joy courts. |
Two follows: Town. were on | r heavens sakes — my favorite body and trying to put over a quick | Other non-leagt matches with |
to wher they | dessert : : : fi Taye selling a horse with | Harrisburg Academy, Franklin and |
no Vous 80.4 Shucks! thinks I—this here cross the : Saves or something, I would| Academy and Lancaster |
lt th he Tedv frtcid ! word puzzles dumb n I m dumb fer steer gear of old Yanleeland. And High School are p:nding. The lea-|
tri along they passed 4 field | ! kin my ime ‘wortyin be reason I am thinking Si the gue season will open April 26 with |
ils Couns were Hath sut African beasts what's born]Yanks is on: account of this Mr. | Middle cwn playing at Mount Joy.
> tg ae oi the neni only two toes —n first thing I Tcbey. : Those old boys with the —— ru m—- | 8 05% BL TE
1% ~~ |knowed I wuz headin’ toward the]whang in the voice, there RACK | Re Fe Pt?
one ot We adios 1 ormner grocery fer ten cents worth] he Penobscot and the Connecticut, | GFENS AT RE/ | SERVICE CAMP
ory. nie Wife for; of my favorite-8 letter-dessert- I'd] hey don’t buy wooden nutmegs, Orange City a
latt:r agreed saying: : : : il | es id 1
ne A ara. rl rather eat nu any day’n go worryin’| hey sell ‘em. : : : (of the arrival of spring in the Read-|
ke Les A home” The us os | about puttin’ it in puzzles -I always] And this new idea of asking ing vicinity comes from C
hake het haome YOuns many og chocolate—its my favor-ite! wverybody 83 questions, and looking | City. Fla. with the announcemer
has an address if you girls are in- |} low r eullol and fr hel. or ia bial HO ellie
| x | : > : own our gullet, and under of Hankincen edwavs di |
1 RTE | Qt AIL RELEASED BY house when they are taking | gy daz April : h
| SPORTSMEN’S CLUBS us and just supposed to count us| opening of the a
i $ fellowes thes Manheim | Four hundred paired quail werefhas riled up Mr. Tobey. [cham; aitomobile. 1
{ road came home the other day and | yaleased in this and nearby areas] His forefathers dodged temahawks|cancon occuring at Readine. Pa.
his wile had the lights lit. He asked | of Lancaster County on around Plymouth Rock, so 3) whi h will me Wl the 17th os elo
th reason and she replied: “Our| Anyi] 2nd by Mount Joy and other]’ew Pale faces circling him now. [4 y Raloh A. Hankinson has
neig! is spreading manure $0 | nearby Sportsmen's Clubs, Effort] here on the Patamac, don’t curdle | 1 37 races at the popular |
3 fa loudy.” What made to contact landowners blood. Cal Coolidge would be | pe,ks County oval
} a team he must have. ls that they were not stocked of him. hh
3 | closed land also care being taken] Peekin’ around in bathrooms to
Its t-Ling undue advantage of alto have the birds released ailiee who washes his feet or hed p
Pe her absence but we | leisure so as to have them staylind how about behind our ears and! sored bx
can his one. While up| where planted. All birds were}-an we prove it, is a bit nosey. Mr cots Cat 1,
in the mountains Sunday some one | banded and it is requested thatJTobey says so.
chow:d t” the remains of a log! bands be returned to a Sports-] With 95 per cent of all the bath-| vores
secluded Around
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the old ruins there was myrtle ga-
you must carry it to be
Sale
A chap from near Drytown came
cifice the other day and
have
into the
doctor said he'd
me
n his {eet in two weeks.
d: “Did he keep his word?’
replied: “You're darn right he
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did. I had to sell my automobile to
pay his bill, now I must walk to
work.”
onversation overhears
Donegal s
a bus, t
w can I ever leave you’
eet:
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if you hitch-hike.”
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Tl old adage that one robin
d 't make a spring is quite true
bt lad at Milton Grove declares
that one lark often makes a fall
A lot of people are kept poor just
pretending t! are rich.
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V we fools?”
» speak in the singular.”
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yf Over at the fire house the other
eveni a fellow rimarked: “With
my luck I'd hate like blazes to play
strip poker in Iceland.”
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A lot of fellows talk about unem-
and Doc Newcomer says:
proper definition for
nt is a horse doctor living in
he unem-
OWL LAFFS| Aunt Min
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Two teed Sloth of Africa! Fer hea- President W. J. Stal-y appointed
{vin's sake! Africa. why I never @ special committee consisting of
ca cee. | with any of her deformed Jr. J. Everett Martin and Floyd
} animals Two toed Sloth! Shucks, Zerphy to make the detailed ar-
Then they gav> us one about a how could a animal get along with rangements for new innovation.
ms: ned Harry, and his wife only two toes—'n then I started A r:gular schedule of meeting
who are collecting old jars but they | worryin’ if the beast had two toes Places was adopted as was the
I don't pretity many squares - till I struck Paul
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th them away.
Now yeu fellows wouldn't want
to cee get in wrong would you?
I had completely censor laff
: four. After all,
want pe mc
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| puttin’ in the right words, ‘n stuff—|
{ ught come in my head-Min, you're d:cided
New Refuge
Is Approved
At Meeting
Approval cf tho special Game FF
“MyFavoriteDessert |
Runs To A Eight
Letter Word”? ifuge site in Zugs woods which will
be setup with the
The other day I was jest ate Game Commission was made
round with nuthin’ in particular{a a meting of the Hempfield
pressin’ on me. Thinks I, min, now's Farmers’ and Sportsmen’s Associa-
a good time to work one of them!tion held in the East Petersburg
dumb cross word puzzles. Every- school, Monday night.
body works out them squares 'n! The Hempfield group pur=
seems to have fun at it—So I sharp- chased a quantity of the special
ens up my pencil good’n proper’n Pennsylvania Game Feed. Plot mix-
ture which will be planted within
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in cooperation
also
The thing looked awful easy—jest,the near future.
Aft:r the business
t thing I knowed I wuz gettin’ reports of the various officers and
her filled up pretty full’n the tho- committees, the present
to make every effort to
all bring about some sort of new en-
itertainment for the financial beni-
dumb one Bt of the organization.
session and
First
members
brilliant known’
these here words:
Then I come to a fierce
downwright
seen the place let alone bein’ ac- C. G. Spangler, William Fackler,
jest on the one foot. That there banning cf smoking at all Associa-
sloth jest ’bout had me done up- tion meetings.
thinks I— I'll skip this fellow'n, The East Peter:burg troop of Boy
get down ter sumpin’ closer ter Scouts attznded the meeting and ex-
home! pressed their sincere intention of
It kept goin’ far - me skippin taking up the snake killing project.
a
Brenemen, a
senior, and |
this here one: it wuz sophomore,
word meanin “popular dessert.” -Well
I started in thinkin of all kinds a
desserts punkin’ pie, chocolate cake,
a eight letter|Douglas
wen first and second prizes in the
essay writing contzst which the
Association sponsored.
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Drawn for this paper BY Fisher
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cart-Breaking
OUTDCOR TENNIS DRILLS
STARTED AT HIG $
1 SCHOOL
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Qutdoor rills
tennis began at]
working
und-r the direction of Coach Diffen-
with elevin players out
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derfer. For the past two weeks |
practice has been confined to in-
door work,
The team is s eking its seventh |
consecutive Inter - County league | “1 “THREE
championship and has as a nucleus | | 2 EicriTs”)
the first three play:rs from last | “; {IAW - Haw *
Frank
N:wcomer and Harold
The league's new
ing girlc from league play autom tie
cally from
cempeting with thie tam in league
altho at
Zink, Clarenc:
year's team,
Fellenbaum. |
ruling eliminat- |
prokibits Betty Derr
matches sht she is a seniox
the sc
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Hostetter,
tt aj
the te Jam:s
who played a few matches last year, |
Lee Ellis, Mack Shupp, Jay Helling- |
Harold Zimm Ear]
, Bal-
James Roberts and Harry Res-
g.r,
mer,
sler.
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test will cost
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Your So why suffer another aay from the
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OLE WID agony of this painful ailment when zou
can secure L - RUB, the new
preparation that ni
of rheumatism but
neuralgia. as well a
ness of muscles and
necessary to dose the
only conquers the pains
lso lumbago. sciatica,
medicine, The entire MU E-RUB treatment
is a simple liquid, appl directly to the
limbs. shoulders, neck. ace or back—
wherever the trouble may
burning—no irritation, All
by magic. Even chronic and si
e. There is no
in stops as if
than a bottle needed.
' We urge only that yon make
| MUSCLE-RUB is now .obtairabl
drug store. Buy it today. Use one If the
bottle, and ‘if you are not amazed de-
| lighted with the results, return the ain-
z half to your druggist,
your money. The price is 50c Te,
89¢ for large, amily size,
Get a Bottle of MUECLE-RUB Today
Special This Week at
CENTRAL CUT RATE
HOW ARE YOUR SHOES:
DON'T WAIT TOO LONG
man’s Club or to the Game Com-
mission at Harrisburg. Approxi-
ubs in the world in the U. S, that! ot. speed competition. In |
old boy could be our next President. | ho former Reading programs, dri- |
Yours with the low down, {vers Fave been permitted to start in
(en
ROLLS FIRST 700 SCORE n
Ken Stucky, of this place, rolled | 14515, » of start-
his first 700 game Tuesday night | the fas time |
when he bumped ovir 702 maples; ii will all start in the rear - two |
positions oceorc
the time which
ng time
3 :
mace in
With a reverse sty
they
cars in the
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lore. I told ker an old reclusa lived | mate cost of one pair of these birds
there alone. She replied: “How | is five dollars. Fach two pair
could h alone when Myrtle was | dropped at one place should pro-
here?” duce a good courie of quail over
Tx 2 r= the summer.
Every t chap at Florin has| .
trouble hi wife 1yS he should | Th T ik
keep his chin up. { e urn Pl a
H Id me Monday he's kept it up | (From Page 1)
£0 and often he now has a’ highway, since the standard
God i Turnpike pavement will consist of
Tr 2 | four 12-foot lanes of reinforced con-!
argument tn nine inchs thick. |
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if you, IThiriy paving contractors using
carl when; 1 50 complete paving units’
out tu n't harm! 4441 op-rate simultaneously along
youu. know just!ihe Turnpike at top speed during
the spring rush.
2-quirements of materials will be
tremendous, far above those on any;
{highway project ever attempted
{in this country. Just one day's
paving will require a total of 100,
railroads cars of cement, 300 cars,
of stonz, 200 cars of sand, and 8
cars of reinforcing steel.
ON F & M TENNIS TEAM
The Franklin and Marshall College
{cnnis team will compete in
matches during the coming 1940 sea-
| son, according to an announcement
f, Charles W. Mayser, dircct-)
of Athletics.
Coach B. Frank Kready has be-
indoor practice with a large
squad of candidates. Among the
players will be John Fellenbaum of
this bore.
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HOMER GARLIN WON;
AMOS MEYERS LOST
Two local boxers participated in
the indoor amateur boxing show
held at Middletown Friday night.
Fred Lester, 145, Harrisburg,
scored a technical knockout over
Amos Meyers, 141% of town in
the second round.
Homer Garlin, 123; of this place,
won a decision over Ira Leggore,
122, Middletown, three rounds.
ret Qe
gun
I'here is no better way to boost
your business than by local news-
paper advertising.
in the Mount Joy Town League, and - with the slow cars out in
incidentally, the first 700 score ever front. |
rolled in that place. i OA |
Stucky, formerly of Palmyra roll- rope BLOOMS INDOORS
ed 215, 238 and 249 games ior a Swring - flowering shru can hel
702 total. } to] lors with out |
A Ree | A C
OUR SOPHS LOST I Han:
The Mt. Joy S ! | apple, sycamo srbell, and Jap- |
ed for forcing |
ball team was defeated at Lancaster. ... quince
by Headquarters ery i
State Armory floor
Wolf and Fellenbaum v.
wards; W. Z:rphy, Mun
Stoner the guards and Gember!
played center.
ordinary room
sunlight.
ing MARKET LAMBS
realize
he
can add $1 to $1.50 to the value
each market lamb by proper pre- |
Penn
MICKIE SAYS— of
paration.
livestock |
specialists say that ep growers
SHUCKS! ™' BOSS 1S : have found the buck lamb not only |
SETTIN' THERE, LOOKIN i market but he!
AT ASTACK OF BILLS
FER PAPER, INK, TYPE
'N EVRNTHING z IF TH!
FOLKS WHO OVE HIM
WOULD PAY UP, HE,
WOULDAT ceion
HATTA
WORRY
penalized on the
also fails to ¢ as rapidly as he
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a ew
honey produc
sion Circular |
Pennsylvania,” |
tion
141,
helpful. It ma
ined from the
Agriculture iblications office,
State Co
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TRANSPLANT SEEDLINGS
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Vegetables seedlings need to be
transplanted when y
nest results.
dbed the see
thickly pop
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dling and un-
ings will become
veget
des‘rable, say e special |
of the Pennsylvania State College. !
WANT A NEW TRIAL
Motions were filed for a new
trial for Richard R. Landis, of East
of
recent
Petersburg, found guilty
blin bingo
session. Nine re
why the case should be retried.
gam-
by at a court
asons were given
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| SPGRTSMEN'S MEETING
‘tend {o things.
Boy Scouts participate in the New York World's Fair and Golden
Gate‘Exposition at San Francisco. Top view—New York World’
Boy Scout Service Camp.
| BIRTHS
Mount Joy Sportsmen are urged
to attend the next regular meet-
ing in the Fire House next Monday
April 8th at 8 p. m. The recently
leased grcund to be res:rved as a
propagation and game refuge needs Sict, at Riverside Hospital
| taking care of and it is up to all The baby was named
{ to help. Plans to join a trap league | Ann, after her maternal
{in combination with FElizabethtown, mother, Mrs. H. K. Hinkle,
Palmyra, Hershey, Campbel'town,|town, on whose birthday she
| ete, will be discussed. Also—re-! born.
member that the holding pens for Mrs. Overdeer will be re
| rearing pheasants for next year| tered as Miss Clara Hink
need fixing and everyone should| town, before marriage.
s Fair
Others show Scouts at both expositions,
When in need of Printing. (any-
thing) kindly remember the Bulletin
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Barbara |
grand- | g
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le, of
help.
Elizabethtown has formed a new
club the second meeting of which |
will be held this week. It is the|}
purpose of Mount Joy Club to}}
work in co-operation with both
Elizabethtown and East Hempfield!
let's co
Clubs—so
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