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THURSDAY, MARCH 23rd, 1939

OWL LAFFS

BY
A WISE OWL

That man’s here again. Ab Wea-
ver had trouble with his car last
Saturday. He tried very many times
to start it but without success.
Finally Sixty Groff turned good
Samaritan and tried to start it but
still no go. So they towed the car
to a garage, told the mechanic
their trouble and then the garage-
man the car and put his
foot on the starter with immediate
results. Then Ab found out that
both he and Sixty had been putting
their foot the light dimming
button on the floor instead of the
starter. ........ Nice work, fellows.
got in
on
All through a basketball game at
the gym recently, Mart had loudly
urged the home team to victory.
Finally she turned to the lady sit-
“I be-
lieve I lost my voice for the mo-
ment.” “Don’t worry”, replied the
lady, “youll find it in my left ear.”
ting next to her and said:
A man from town was feeling
pretty bad and went to the doctors
to learn the cause. He asked the
Doc: “How are my chances?” The
Doc, Always incouraging, answer-
“Oh, pretty good, but don,t
start any continued stories.”......
What do think he meant?
ed:
you
A bookseller sent a bill to Charley
Eby for a book. Charley wrote a
letter in reply and said:
“I did not order the beok.
If I did, you didn't send it.
If you sent it, I did not receive
it.
1] did, 1 paid for it.
I 1 dide't, 1 won't............ And
that's that.
The teacher asked: “What did the
government do with the
Negroes fled to the North
during the Civil War?” And Johnny
“They put in
Union suits.”
Federal
who
answered: them
think he
house but
Heagy used to was
head- man up at his
wife got a Charley Mec-
doesn’t get any
In fact, she doesn’t
even hear Heagy when he talks to
her at the table hecause
she has Charley on a high chair
since his
Carthy
attention at all.
doll he
dinner
aside of her and she’s busy feeding
him...... It's tought to play
second fiddle to a tree stump.
sure
One of the boys was away at
school and wrote to his girl at home
but never received an answer. Mon-
day he came home for spring
vacation and the first thing he
asked was: “Why didn’t you an-
my letters?” And the pout-
ing blonde answered: “I didn’t get
them, besides I didn’t like some of
wer

the things you said in them.”.....
ean Oh-h-h-h-h!
One of the high school classes
were having “gym”. The instruct-
tried in to get them to
march in a straight line but no
amount of drilling would bring
success, so finally, in exasperation,
tor vain

Held Interest
Trout; To Rece
The Mount Joy Sportsmen's As-
sociation held a very successful and
interesting meeting Monday evening
in the Mount Joy Council Chamber
with about ninety sportsmen pre-
sent. Representatives from the fol-
lowing clubs and associations vis
ited the Mount Joy Sportsmen:
Lancaster County Sportsmen's As
sociation, Mill Creek Sportsmen’s
Association, Eastern Lancaster Co.
Rod and Gun Club, Manheim
Sportsmen’s Association, Southern
Lancaster County Farmers and
Sportsmen’s Association, Hempfield
Farmers and Sportsmen's Associa
tion and Lancaster County Fish
and Game Association, Inc.
The program for the regular
meeting was followed. During the
business session the Fish Commit
tee reported receiving notice of a
consignment of brook trout to be
stocked in Charles Run, March 21.
A motion was passed by the as
sociation: to buy catfish for stocking
in our nearby streams.
The Game Committee reported
receiving notice from Game Pro
tector, Mr. Haverstick, that our ap
plication for 250 six weeks old
pheasant chicks has been cut down
to 157 due to the size of the pen.
The association does not feel they
are receiving full cooperation from
the Game Commission, in view of
the fact they raised 369 birds the
past season in the same pen.
A motion was passed for mem
bers of the association to visit the
farmers and landowners to
permission to erect shelters on their
land for feeding and sheltering
game during the winter seasons.
Twenty three names were pre
sented at this meeting for member
ship in the association and seven
members renewed their membership
for another year. This concluded
the business session and the meet
ing continued with brief talks by
the following members of the above
mentioned visiting associations: J.
A. Norris, Clyde Beahm, A. S.
Myers, B. F. Newhauser, Geo. P.
Sommers, A. J. Adams, W. R.
Kauffman, R. W. Herr, Milton Heir,
Walter Staley, J. Earl Way, D. R.
Raley, Walter Gibble and Harry M.
Reed.
Mr. Allen Wiker, President of the
Federated Sportsmen of Lancaster
County, gave a very interesting
talk on the work that is
achieved by the sportsmen’s clubs
and associations of the county.
Mr. Horace Pyle, a representative
being

woods district the minister's wife
was being visited by one cof the
ladies of the congregation. The
minister's wife excused herself and
went about her weekly sewing
when the lady exclaimed: “What
nice buttons you are sewing on
your little boy's suit! My husband
once had some like that on his
suit.” And the lady of the house
calmly explained:” Yes, I get all
my buttons from the collection
plate.”
It seems that tea and coffec are
the only two drinks
ciated with the toast of the town
never asso-
Heard in the boro lock-up. First
hoboe: “I smoke nothing but quar-
ter cigars.” And the second sneer-
ed: “Cheap skate! I never pick
them up unless they're only half
smoked.”
Add to this to your theme songs
—Nudist Chorus, “Footloose and
Pantsy Free!”

A little old gray lady bent over
Sportsmen's Association
Charles Run To Be Stocked With
Chicks; Thirty Members Added
secure |

THE MOUNT

ing Meeting
ive 157 Pheasant
of the State Fish Commission also
gave a very interesting talk on the
propogation and stocking of fish.
He also told how the state has in
creased the production of fish for
stocking over the previous year.
Following the various talks Mb.
Harry Webster of Lancaster enter
tained the group with motion pic
tures of senic views, wild life and
and big game hunting in Canada.
The pictures proved Mr. Webster's
talent in taking motion picture and
we feel sure that every one of the
group thought the pictures were
interesting and educational.
HI SCHOOL WILL ENTER
NORTHERN B. B. LEAGUE
At a recent meeting of all candi-
dates for the baseball team of Mt.
Joy High School the group decided
to enter the Northern League of the
county and to raise money for the
of The final
games the
purchase uniforms.
basketball ,of
the group a start
uniform fund, but seventy-five
dollars is needed to complete the
transaction.
The group
fcod sale, bazaar and auction sale
in the school auditorium, Friday
night, March 31. There will be one
hour of free movies and an auction
sale of unusual articles. Foods of
all sort will be on sale, according
to Director of Athletics, Carryl E.
Stauffer, who is in charge of
crrengements for the event.
Mt. Joy Faculty 67
E. Hempfield Faculty 52
Last Wednesday our Faculty team
defeated East Hempfield by a score
of 67-52. Scoring galore featured
the contest, Buller leading with 29
seasoh
netted for the
voted to sponsor a
points and Trego second with 24.
The score:
Mt. Joy G FH,
Crider 'F ...... 0000005050, 6 3:15
Garber. FF 1.10
Buller 141 29
G ...........58§ 0 10
Haodfelter G ............ I 0 2
Patals. .,. ii © 5 OT
E. Hempfield G F Tl
Trego I... ian. 9 6. 24
Packler P .......... 00 S 0 16
PD Ydd C 2 1 5
Horse G uh... 0 3 1 7
PoflG ne. 0. 0 0
1. Todd GG one 0..0. 0
Motals 22 8 52
Score by periods:
MT. JOY ...... 12 17 20 18-67
BE. HEMPFD ..14 9 11 2
Referee, Rudy; scorckeeper,
Swartz; timekeeper, Hostetter; time
of periods, 10 minutes.

CH EATEN
Twelve 40
Ten A 35
In the boys homeroom finals
here last Wednesday Twelve de-
feated Ten A. The score:
12 G F TL
Meebo Foo a 0 8
Germier FP i 1 9
Artz C .............0.. g OO ¢
Rivers GQ 5. 4}
Bretzing G .......0 inal g 2
C 0 10
Totals .............. iI 2 4
ICA G F Ti
Zink BF ann TT 39
Lockwood F ¥ 1 3
Gephart: C ........./ 0... 2 0 4
Zeller G ...............:3 2 '§
Swarr GG 1 1 3
Ressler F- 9 0 90
Totals MM 1 33
Score by iods: {
12 12 4 14 10—40]
0A 2 8 18 7-35
Referees, Eshleman and New-
comer; timekeeper, Workman;
scorekeeper, Schneider; time of
periods, 8 minutes.
Twelve 18;
Ten B 8.

JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO. PA.

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BOWLED
flowers of Pennsylvania. Also views :
IN THe
BOWLING
TOURNAMENT

Aunt Liz
SEZ.
Sure I used to ride a bike! I
in’ so fast we couldnt see right
nor left. Mame said “fer Heavens
sake Min, die down, die down”—
I can’t I hollered back, we're go-
in’ too fast. (I was too dumb to
stop peddlin’) Then a nice bright
fire plug struck my eye and be-
fore I could say “boo” we were

baum Mount Joy, defeated Gingrich
21-10 and 21-2. In the doubles Zink
and Fellenbaum teamed together to
defeat Braun and Gingrich 21-13
21-15. This the second
match played between teams of the
two schools, Mount Joy winning last
and was
week at Maytown.
———

the United States is made into saus-
age.
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South Louisiana farmers grow a
vegetable of the cucum-
called the vegetable
squashlike
ber family
pear.
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Keep farm machinery under cov-
er and it will grow old gracefully,
advise agricultural engineers at

he shouted: “What's the matter :
with you? Can't you line up? Ail|the chubby baby in the cradle and In ihe girls home room finals
of vou fall out and take a look|cooed: “O-o you look so sweet, 1 | the Twelve team easily defeated
at the line you've made!”........ could eat you” And the baby Ten B. Score:
Now try it sometime. looked up and said: “The heck Hiker v q e mn
you could, you don’t have any Schneider Fo 0 0 °
Jim Wolfe asked his G. F.[teeth” Barr €C .......~........ 83 010
“When's your birthday?” She look- Smith G ............... 0 69
ed up at him expectantly and ask-| Then there’s the young man Rice G 8 0 0
ed: “When would it be most con-|from Florin who was being audi- Pennell G .............. e090
venient for you?”........... Well. [tioned for an amateur program. S 0 13
he ask for it. The master of ceremonies announc- 108 G F TL.
ed: “Young man, you're to play a Brown F eres 1:0 2
Reccatly when several local ladies|stool- pigeon.” The Florin fellow er x rary i i 3
were in New York they went sight|refused saying: “Nothing doing. I] Oe aed el 0 0
seeing in a taxi. Being unacust-|can’t do bird imitations.”.... And| Young G ................ 9 6G 6
cmed to the way those cab drivers|he was such a nice fellow, too. Deebler 00... 6 6
run and cut in and out traffic, the rt ale > 2 bP
ladies became quite nervous and| Then there's the absent mind- ni periods: #2 4 8
the one complained: “Don’t drive ed professor who turned on his 2 id i 6 2 &-18
so fast around the corners. TIt|Wife and kissed the ignition. 6A ......; rd 1 2 2 3— 8
frightens me.” And the cab driver : — ; De eh Miss Sahar,
suggested: “Do what 1 do—shut{Aw, spring, bee-u-u-4i-ful spring: Smeltzer: Tine of petiods, m
your eves when we come to a|when a young’s man’s fancy turns | joc
corner.” fo love, a nose turns to a hanky ———- Gr eee
- oh and winter underwear turns on| When in need of Printing. (any- | home into cash.
In a tiny parsonage in a back-lyou and itches. thing) kindly remember the Bulletin ' ¢
Massachusetts state college.
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Tennessee farm women are esti-
mated to have saved $8,600 in a
year’s time by making their own
bed mattresses.
*
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the farmers in
States don’t put all their
one basket, but have an out-

purebred stock can not be given a
i This js not true. Scrubs
n
ail
breeds
Turn useless articles about your
Advertise them in
ur classified column.
was a regular whiz on wheels— in the first two periods. Score:
back before automobiles cluttered Freshman G FT
up the roads like they do F 3 2 8
I'll never forget my first ride! I] Hendrix F' ............. 1. 0 2
was spending my thirty-fifth birth- Derr Coins 2 15
ti 3 3 : i G ..... chives 0 00
day in the city with cousin Raymond CG 0 0 0
Mame. Her man kept a 'bike| Milligan G .............. 9 0.0
store. There stood all them pret-
ty, shiny, bright colored bi 1 Totals i sess 6 315
. | cae Sophomores G F TL
in a row—then there was a beau- Zink F 5 0 4
tiful tandem, built for two people. Sumpman F ............0 0 0
Well, Mame was full of tricksand | Hoseteetr C ............. 0.1 1
I had plenty stickin’ behind my |Heisey G ............... 0 0 0
ears too, so we decided to sneak Gish 0 0.0 0
Flowers G .......... ..%
out and teke an early Sundaylpoebler G oo... oh. 0 0 0
mornin’ ride on that tandem. Nu-| Brown G ................ 0-09
thin’ could happen, if we could RN 3a
stick on the thing. We got start- Totals TREE TA rr $11
> Score by periods:
ed off at a terrible speed—down FRESHMAN .... 2 8 4 6-15
the Main street, ’till we were go- SOFHOMORES 0 0 712-19
goin’ right towards it to a dead|pg,own Mount 209 4 ® ™
stop. I can see Mame yet, sittin’] Joe Germer F .......... 3 0 6
on top of that plug wavin’ herjJ. Germer .............s. 4-0 8
arms in the air, me flung up a- NC Tiare rns sre 9 0
gainst her scared to death, with Sra C ara 0 : 0
the pretty new tandem down be-| Garber G he i 7
side us like a dead deer in hunt-{Kreider G .............. 1-4 2
in’. season. Weidman I 9 0.0
Yep, we got the bike back be- G : 9
fore the Church people took 1. 0 2
tice, but what griped me was the
next day a fresh reporter wrote Totals 13 140
“Two Women on a Fire Plug Wertz oral g 7
Waitin® Fer a Fire to Happen!” Newlin I bin Sean 5 912
TT Tce Hable FB... ...00. 000 2 0 4
HI TEAM DEFEATED SaxingeriC 5 2 12
E. DONEGAL PING PONGERsS [Conlin G ................ 2.0.4
AT YY Centini Gio i ion 9: 0 0
Mount Joy High school defeated Aukamp G 7 0°14
East Donegal High School in an] G mah 0. 2
exhibition ping pong match Wed-
nesday noon here by a score of 3 _ Totals 26 5 57
to 0. Zink Mount Joy defeated er 4 4 7 8-37
Braun 21-11 and 21-10, and Fellen-; MEMORIAL ..... 19 10 14 14—57
DEFEATS OUR BOWLERS
Sephomores 19;
Freshman 15
In the girls intramural game
here last Friday the Sophs won
from the Freshies in a good game.
The latter had the winners blanked
Referee, Miss Butzer; timekeeper,
Zeller; scorekeeper, Gephart; time
of periods, 7 minutes.
Memorial 57;
Mount Joy 37
Mount Joy lost to Memorial by a
37-57 count. Score:
Referee Henry; timekeeper, Wei-
gand; scorekeeper, Snoz; time of
periods, 10 minutes.

MECHANICSBURG
Mechanicsburg came here Sat-
urday nite and defeated the locals
three in a row with Heffelfinger,
of the visitors, was high single and

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RIDAY
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ERROL
DAVIS - FLYNN
“THE SISTERS”
ALSO: ADDED ATTRACTIONS

SATUR. MAR. 25
Big Surprise 9 P. M.
MELVYN
VIRGINIA
DOUGLAS - BRUCE
“THERE’S THAT
twelve pounds of meat produced in ;
of purebred |
WOMAN AGAIN”

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Ay . triple while Derr led the locals.
$l |
In the Feed Lot Meshanicsbuiz Comedia ows
. Heffelfinger 232 201 204—637 4 rR A
tc a we € g . HOUR SAT. MATINEE
bee des So be 120 10 Dis oes re: 193 167 192—552 “ROGUE of the RANGE"
oe Jessy Siach 189 167—356 JOHN “MACK” BROWN
; 2 Wadergroce ..... 173 185 193—55
a Purebred pias cain a anu Baker... | 188 150 Mon.-Tue., Mar. 27-28
han scrubs, and on a fifth less fee H 1 i ry is Ti
for each wound of gain, opple ........ 1950 190 || Big Surprise 9 P. M. Mon. Nite
* *
7 ALICE FAYE
For best results in curing the Mt. Joy ravi 923 980 2578 CONSTANCE BENNETT
meat, hogs should not be fed for 24 Seok 2 : Cv.
2 : Hogendobler 160 159 —319 6
rs bef aug 5 2
hours before sleugntering Anderson... 175 205 188—571 TAILSPIN
Disease bacteria hold annual re- Sate as Im 159 gg JOAN NANCY
unions in uncleaned poultry houses {pax ... 181 171—352 DAVIS KELLY
andoncontaminatedranges. [7 Conte
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Eggs with a large amount of thick ——— CC —— A
albumen poach better and stand up MATINEE J Oo Y EVENINGS
longer under storage conditions. HOLIDAYS SHOWS
PEP vs T H E A T R kb 7 AND 9:00 P. M.
Approximately one out of every! 2:00 P. M. SATURDAYS
Mount Joy, Pa.
Celebrating Our 1% Anniversary!
LAST TIMES TONITE! THURS. MAR. 23
JANE "THE ARIZONA
WITHERS WILDCAT"
OUR Shears | MON., MAR. 27
DOUBLE FEATURE!
FRI-SAT. MAR.24-25
HONOLULU" No.1 "Illegal Traffic”
No. 2.—MICHAEL WHALEN
STARRING
| IN
ELEANOR POWELL
ROBERT YOUNG
| While NewYork Sleeps
EXTRA! LINCOLN IN THE
TUE, MAR. 28 \Wed.-Thur. Mar.29-30
WHITE HOUSE
— 2 FEATURES — |
NO. 1—BRIAN DONLEVY DOROTHY LAMOUR
IN
in- SHARPSHOOTERS |
NO. 2—DONALD O'CONNOR |
Tom Sawyer Detective! ST.LOUIS BLUES
COMING! FRL-SAT. MARCH 31—APRIL 1
MICKEY ROONEY in “HUCKLEBERRY FINN”

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