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A WISE OWL
Spent the last few days ou: on the
farm, and boy, what I mean, that’s
the life! Up at 4 in the morning, a
breakfast fit for a king's banquet
and a hard day’s work in the fields.
Do these old muscles ache?
Friday evening after the wheat
was all cut and the hay hauled ir,
we were sitting on the porch telling
jokes and swopping experiences,imennis Tournament Wednesday.
when the hired boy looked up at the |g. 1 1in Zink, seeded namber one
sky and asked: What's a ihe boys tounrey, defeated
And I answered: “A star with alp pat Harbach of Reading 6-1,
tail.” Then another fellow said: 6-1, to ¢nter the finals in Kis divi-
“Name one.” And the farmer’s lit-
tle 8 year old boy piped up with!
“Mickey Mouse.”
Here's Officer Zerphey’s version
of “The Village Blacksmith.”
Under the weeping willow trees,
The village speed trap stands,
The natives laugh to see such sport
And the constable rubs his hands.
But not to be shadowed by the
poetic efforts of others. Roy Sheetz
sends in this little ditty:
“Is politics are?
Or are they is?
I asked a man
With a political phiz.
And he answered me
Without a pause:
“Real politics
Today are was!
As th old whizzes say! “Many a
true word is spoken in jest.” Where,
oh where, has real politics gone?
One of these “rookies” who haunt
our fair town in their ghost cars,
stopped a speeding lady driver from
town and queried: “Say, where's
the fire?” ‘And the lady, (you all
known her very well) focusing her
big brown eyes on the patrolman
sweetly said: “In your eyes, you
great big gorgeous policeman.”
Who-o0-, who-o0-o0!
Burwood Zellers defines ‘college
bred” as being made from the flour
of youth and the dough of old age.
I'm afraid we don’t appreciate
our youth of today. We have a
genius among us. A member of the
shorthand and typing class of last
year. From his invention he hopes
to make his fortune.
He has invented an extra key for
a typewriter. When you don’t know
how to spell a word you hit that
key, and it makes a blur that might
be an e, an a, or almost anything
else you like...... We feel sure this
little key will be a stenographer’s
paradise.
During Johnny Fellenbaum’s stay
in the south, he quite often took
small excursions throughout the
countryside to see it's curiosities.
One day he came upon a ragged and
bare foot fellow sitting on the steps
of a tumbledown shack. Feeling sure
it would be interesting to talk to
the fellow Johnny started the fol-
Jowing conversation:
“How’s your ection coming on?
“Ain’t got none.”
“Didn't you plant any?”
“Nope, Fraid of the boll weevils.”
“Well, hows your corn?”
“Didn’t plant none: ’Fraid
wa'n’t going to be no rain.”
“Well, how are your potatoes?”
“Ain't got none, Scairt o’potato
bugs.”
“Really, what did you plant?”
“Nothin.” I jest played safe.”
9”
there
In a small summer colony the peo-
ple were rehearsing for a home
talent presentation of Noah's Ark.
Dozens of people and animals were
running about. But above the con-
fusion could be heard the shrieks of
the electrician.” What lights shall I
use? What lights shall I use? “And
one of the characters of the heavens
called: “The flood lights, You sap.”
Sunday, a Florin family was at
Gettysburg. One lady walked: up
to a large tent and asked: “May I
see the General today? “The lieu-
If a thing you break is broken,
Would a thing you take be token?
why not the next?
1938

Mount Joy
Netters Made
Clean Sweep
(from page 1)
junior doubles division 6-4, 6-4
and 9-7.
The sixth title was won by
Zink and Clarence New-
comer in the boys’ doubles tourna-
ment. This pair defeated the
combination of Harbach and Salve
of Reading after a hard fought
three set battle, 4-6, 6-3, 6-4.
After losing the first set, the Mount
Joy pair settled down to some
steady tennis to sweep their op-
ponents off their feet in the re-
maining two sets.
' These titles made a clean sweep
for the Mount Joy entries as Miss
Betty Derr won the girls’ singles
[tourney and combined with Miss’
Jeanette Hipple, also of Mount
Joy, to win the girls’ doubles title
on Thursday.
Two Mount Joy tennis players
entered the finals in their divi-
sions of the first annual Reading
sion and Miss Betty Derr defeated
Miss Louise Apprich of Wyomiss-
ing 6-1, 6-2 to enter the girls’
finals. Both had won matches
Tuesday afternoon to enter the
semi-final round.
Clarence Newcomer, of town,
seeded number four in the boys’
division, was forced to default to
Robert Harbach of Reading be-
cause of illness. Zink met Bruce
Mayer of Allentown in the final
match of this division.
Eugene Crider of town, seeded
number one in the junior division,
staged a mighty comeback to de-
feat Edward Kling, number two
man on the Allentown High School
tennis team this year. Trailing
two games to four and love-forty
in the seventh game of the second
set, Crider began a steady drive
to pull the second set out of the
fire by a score of 7 to 5 and went
on to win the third set 6-2, The
final score was 3-6, 7-5, 6-2.
In the girls’ doubles play, only
four teams are entered. Miss Betty
Derr paired with Miss Jeanette
Hipple to defeat Miss Louise Ap-
prich and Miss Jane Hartman of
Wyomissing 6-2, 6-2.
In the junior doubles tourney
Crider and Rork defeated Klink
and Berry of Allentown 6-4, 6-3
in a first round match. In this
tourney the Lancaster county pair
are seeded number one,
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AT LANDISVILLE
The Landisville Fire Company
will hold a carnival on Saturday,
July 16th, with plenty of enter-
tainment and fun for everyone.
Mrs, Myers (nee Dorothy Rosen-
berger) and her Marimba Band
will entertain.
There will be many good things
to eat and lots of games of all
kinds.
Admission and parking free.
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General is ill.” Then the lady con-
tinued. “May I ask what made him
ill.” And the soldier replied: “Oh,
just things in General.”
“Charley” Roth is inviting all his
friends to a roast chicken dinner,
any time now. Some kind friend
furnished the chicken, but Charley
hasn't found out who it was, he
found the fowl in his car. Methinks
someone lost it....... I'll have mine
with chestnut filling, barber-cue.

This was the conversation be-
tween a Sporting Hill couple as
they came out of the movies: Hubby
said: “I locked the car before we
left it and now, darn it, I've lost the
keys.” And wifie sweetly soothed!
“Never mind, dear, it's a lovely
evening, we can ride home in the
rumble seat.”...... Take her away!
And now I leave you with—
Old books, old shoes,
Old friends—but folks
Don’t always seem to like
Old jokes.
Now for the first installment of
“If So, Why Not?”
If water you freeze is frozen,
Is the maiden you squeeze, then
squozen? -
There'll be more of those next
week, and the next and the next, so
LOCAL SPORTSMEN PROTEST
AN OPEN DOE SEASON

The Mount Joy Sportsmen's As-
sociation held a special meeting in
the council chambers of the Fire
Hall Thursday night at which
time they drew up a petition to
protest the possibility of an open
season against hen pheasants and
doe deer for the coming hunting
season.
It was decided at the meeting
to send the protest to the State
Game Commission. Affiliated
Sportsmen’s Association of Lan-
caster County and all clubs in
the county to also protest.

Handsome Player

Louis Tanno, is not os one of
the most popular but also one of the
most handsome members of the A
E. Scott Gretna Players Company,
and many fans look forward to his

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At Twin Oaks
When you looking for a
take the entire family
for an evening of good, clean fun
plus exceptional entertainment,
don’t hesitate, go to Twin Oaks
on the Ironville Pike.
This Sunday, July 10th, the
management is again offering two
groups of seasoned troupers, who
are “tops” in their own
entertainment.
The Aerial Cowdens, a family
of born aerialists,. have a sensa-
tional act that will thrill every-
one with it’s daringness. The spec-
tacular act supreme on the double
trapeze is dashing and exciting.
This troup features both lady and
gent performers.
Then, for those who like music
and comedy the Bluestone Ramb-
will entertain. They feature
Sunny Boy Christ who delights
every personage. The Cooper boys,
accordionists, whose playing ability
is among the best, as all their
followers can testify. Tony Mar-
and Baby Fay Good, the
latter, the darling of all entertain-
And last but not least roll-
riotous Snowball, the black
face comedian, who chases away
your
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iana
ers.
icking,
“blues.”
Treat yourself to a real theatre
performance at the tiny price of
Go to Twin Oaks.
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At Rheems
The Rises Tire k Fire cannot
15¢.

performances with keen pleasure.
This is his second season at the
Gretna Theatre, Mount Gretna. Mr. |
Tanno is presented in a featured |
role this week in the comedy, “Turn |
to the Right” which will be pre-
sented for the first time tonight, and |
will continue until next Wednesday
night, July 13th, inc. “Turn to the
Right,” the famous John Golden
comedy, is a riot of laughter and
will be enjoyed by every member of
the family.
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OUR LOCAL JUNIOR NINE
EASILY DEFEATED LITTZ
The Mount Joy Juniors topped the
Lititz Juniors 12 to 2 to break the
leadership deadlock in the Western
County American Legion Junior
Baseball League on the local dia-
mond, Wednesday evening, !
In winning the game Mount Joy
has six victories against one loss,
with Lititz having five and two.
Mount Joy Jrs.

Lititz Jrs.—Minnick 2. Three base
hits—Eshleman, Crider. Two base
hits—Craig, Eshleman, G. Gillum.
Zink. Stolen bases—C. Gillum,
Minnich, G. Gillum. Base on balls
—Off Craig 1, Kutz 3. Struck out—
By Craig 8, Kutz 8.
Umpires—Carpenter and Clinger.
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AT HOPELAND
The County Convention and
Picnic of the P. O. S. of A, will
be held at Hopeland Park, Hope-
land, Pa., on Saturday, August 6th.
The convention will be held |
10:00 A. M. to 2 P. M. DST and |
at 2:30 P. M,, the 50th anniversary
program of the Lancaster County
Association P. O. S. of A will be
held in the United Brethren church.
Mr. Charles B. Helms, State Sec-
retary will deliver the address.
At six o'clock the parade and
also flag presentation by Eugene
F. Hendricks, State Treasurer.
Music will be furnished by the
P. O. S. of A Band of Hanover,
consisting of forty men, including
a German Band.
The speaker for the evening will
be the Hon. Gabriel H. Moyer,
National Past President, of Lebanon.
eal A Arr
John Fleckenstine,
supervisor, at Marietta, announced
that a new softball league has |
been organized, including teams of |

playground

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—A WISE OWL!
Marietta, Maytown, Columbia,
Washington Boro and Newtown.

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Crider, 2D 51101
Penwell, ¢........... 4 21840
GQ. Gillum, -1b....... 4 22 8 0
IND, SS... 42302
Kretzing, of......... 3101.0
Eshleman, 3b........ 41211
Germer, 0; 4 0010
Craig, 4 111% 3
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Riing wf ............ 60000
z-Haines ............ 0000
Totals ........... 33 2 621 12%
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MT. JOY JRS. . 007 014 0—12 |
LITITZ - JBS. ..... 200 000 0— 2
Errors: Mt. Joy Jrs—Zink 2.
be discouraged, because of the
rain on their previous carnival
dates, but are going ahead with
final preparations for another car-
nival this Saturday evening, July
Sth.
The main features will be the
Rough Riders. The best
musicians ever heard over WEEU
Reading. You surely heard them
over radio, and if you didn’t see
them in person last year at Rheems,
now is your chance. Also Frank
and Mary, of York, singers of
your favorite songs.
There will be refreshments and
amusements for all. Parking and
children free.
Gate prizes will be awarded.
Be there at seven o'clock standard
time. We'll expect you.
Also keep in mind, that at their
; Carnival of July 23rd, the Rheems
Fire Company will donate a four-
door Willys-Sedan.
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The Low Down
From Hickory Grove

By IZZY WISE
The latest thing just off the
griddle—red-hot—it is a U. S.
broadcasting system. So I reckon
the mails, they must be too slow.
And the Government with a
radio, it could clar.p down quick
on a farmer in Illinois, or some
place, if he is objecting to some
person with a slide-rule telling
him just where and how to plant
a coupla hills of corn.
They could have a farmer in
jail via radio, lots quicker than
by R. F: D.
And if they send out word on
Monday to plant more, because the
weather is dry, and then it rains
and they want the farmer to plant
less, you see how hard it is to
get something done—by mail.
But the Government, it is gett-
ing its foot into everybody's door—
and it is not just the farmer they
are after.
If they can tell a farmer when
to wean a calf, what is to keep
’em from telling me when to
change my underwear—if I maybe

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