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THURSDAY, JUNE 23rd, 1938

OWL LAFES

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A WISE, OWL
Boy! Did Curly, Price and
Charley ever stow away the food
out at Jim's on Sunday Jim had
enough food to feed the crowd at
the Perry County Reunion, but af-
ter those three finished Jim thought
he had fed all the famished Chinese
refugees. ...That was food that was
food!
John Brubaker is a cheese cutter
extraordinary. Saturday he cut
pieces of one and two pounds, with-
out a fraction of an ounce too much
or too little. Now he’s boasting: “If
it wouldn't be for these other fel-
lows around here we wouldn't
need any Won't you ever
learn to hush, John?
Here's one I'm slipping in the
column after the final O. K. by the
Wise Owl himself. We dumber owls
just wait for a chance to pull one
over on the Big Boy himself and
here's our chance.
Saturday evening when he re-
turned home he had two paper bags
the same size. One contained a
sandwich for his wife and the other
contained cigars. He left the latter
bag in his car and put the sandwich
in the ice box. Next morning he
took the bag out the ice box and
gave it to his better half.
She was all set for a bite of sand-
wich only to discover the bag con-
tained a dozen nice cold cigars.....
the sandwich wad still out in the
car.
Monday morning Firby Weaver,
dragged himself into work at 8:30.
The Boss called him for it saying:
“Young man, you should have been
here at 8 o'clock.” And Firpy, still
dense fog, sleepily asked:
what happened?”
in a
“Why,
session of court a
negro was suing his wife for di-
vorse. During the hearing, the
judge, hoping to affect a reconcilia-
tion, said: “What does the word
matrimony mean?” And Mose, the
negro, exclaimed: “Man, dot ain’t
no word, dot’s a sentence....... Di-
vorce granted.
At a recent
Several small boys were sitting on
the steps at the lower bank this
morning sharing a newspaper. One
word lead to another and finally
the word quinine was discovered
in one item. A little fellow asked:
“What's quinine? An older compan-
ion explained:” “Quinine is the bark
of a tree.”
The litile fellow thought that over
for a minute and said: “Then can-
ine is the bark of a dog.”
Right?
In another item the word actopus
appeared. When the question arose
as to just what an octopus was, a
very quiet chap volunteered: “An
octopus must ba a cat with eight
sides.” x bie
Now here’s something to digest.
A fellow said: “All men are liars.’
Therefore he was a liar. Therefore
what he said was not true. There-
fore all men are not liars. But if he
were not a liar, what he said was
true—“All men are liars.”
Since tall stories would fit here
nicely here’s one you may have.
One day an elder of a little town
in a dust bowl section of the coun-
try where it had not rained for 15
years was walking down the street
when a few drops of rair fell. He
fainted and it took a of dust
to revive him.
Sunday we were out driving and
stopped at a hot dog stand for a
sandwich. It was the most appro-
priate-looking doggie stand I've
ever seen. It was made with dog-
wood and covered with bark.
If this column is more stale than
ordinary blame it on the weather.
MOUNT JOY JUNIORS TOP
LITITZ NINE, 6-1 COUNT

The Mount Joy Juniors handed
the Lititz Juniors their first defeat
of the season in the Western Co.
Junior American Legion League,
Monday evening on the local field.
The score read 6 to 1 in favor of
Mount Joy.
In winning the game Mount Joy
goes into a tie for first place with
the losers, both teams having won
five and dropped one.
Mount Joy Jrs.
ab r h o a
©. Gillham, if....... 2111140
Crider; 20603860
Pennell, 3 0010 2
Keitzing, cf.......... 40011
Zink, $8... 0.000 31102
G. Giltham, 1b....... 2 1040
Eshleman, 3b........ 2.10 4'0
Bermer, 3 3.1L 1.0
Craig, S 1.1 0 1
Tolals .......-.... 24:6 421 7
Lititz Jrs.
ab rh oa
Fausch, 1f........... 50110
Brum’sh, 3b.......... 30607110
Adams, 3 ,0 035 2
Herr, ct............0. 371.1 0 ©
Stark. 000s 3.006 0
Minnich, 30121
Bitz, 3 0021
Bachman, rf......... 20000
Rutz, 2 000 2
Kiing, rl............; 0 0010
Totals 251 318:6
z-Kling for Bachman in’ 6th.
LITITZ JRS. ...... 010 000 0—1
MT. JOY JRS. .... 011 004 x—6
Errors: Mt. Joy—Zink 2, Eshle-
man 2, Ketzing; Lititz—Adams 2,
Lausch, Minnich, Kutz. Sacrifice—
Crider. Stolen base — Pennell.
Double plays—Minnich to Stark.
Base on balls—off Craig 0; Kutz 6.
Struck out—by Craig 9; Kutz 8.
Passed balls—Adams 4. Winning
pitcher—Craig. Losing pitcher—
Kutz.
Umpire—Clinger.
Affairs At
Florin For
The Week
(from page 1)
Jr, and children, spent Sunday
with Mr. and Mrs. Wesley Beach-
ley, Route 2, Lancaster.
Mr. and Mrs. Darwin Loraw and
family and Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd
Vogel spent Sunday with the
Foreman family near Elizabeth-
town.
Mr. and Mrs. N. S. Grimm, and
Mr. and Mrs. Wilbur Stover, of
Yoe, York County, were Saturday
guests of Mr. and Mrs. Henry
Wittle.
Sara Brandt Hershey, of town is
eligible for appointment as visitors
on the Assistance Board by the
Employment Board of the Dept. of
Public Assistance.
Mr. and Mrs. L. G. Forney en-
tertained to dinner at the cottage
at Mt. Gretna on Sunday the fol-
lowing guests: Mr. and Mrs. Irvin
Nauman and children, Darlene,
Marion and Irvin Jr, Mr. and Mrs.
John Wittle and Mrs. Bertha Gray-
bill.
THE WEEK IN
BUSINESS
By John Craddock
NEW YORK, June 13—BUSI-
NESS—A better feeling prevailed
last week in business and agri-
cultural circles. Farmers, especially
in the west, were cheered by the
fact that the price of wheat which
two weeks ago dropped to 67%
cents a bushel, was back to the
75-cent level. With America’s wheat
crop estimated at one billion bush-
els, this rise means $80,000,000 more
for farmers. Cotton rose too, more
than $2 a bale, on reports of haevy
damaging the crop. Great

1ains
» {Britain ordered 400 airplanes from
U. S. firms, practically assuring
capacity operations in this indus-
try for at least two years. Auto
manufacturers said that it may
not be necessary to close Detroit
plants for two months this sum-
mer, as previously expected. Re-
newal of confidence is seen in the
fact that railroads last month or-
dered 6,114 new freight cars. In
April only three were ordered.
¥ ¥ * * ¥
WASHINGTON — While retail
business promises to be dull this
summer, there is good reason to
look for a sharp expansion in the
fall. President Roosevelt has asked
the PWA to prepare a list of
projects costing about $600,000,000
which can be hegun by the end |
of this month. Once the govern- |
ment pump-priming ball gets roll-
ing, it is believed that an average
of $300,000000 a month will be
spent for the balance of 1938.
Opinions differ as to the ultimate

I feel as dull as a worn out razor
blade.
value of such a program for ach-
ieving lasting recovery, but there
THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO. PA.

——
| Handsome Gentleman | |

HENRY RICHARDS
Henry Richards,
some ‘face you see pictured above,
whose hand-
returns this year to the Gretna
Theatre, Mt. Gretna, where he will
play leading roles in the various
productions throughout the season.
This week A. E. Scott's Gretna
Players are presenting the comedy,
“Love in a Mist” which presents
in the leading role. “Love
Mist” is a gay comedy—as packed |
houses will tell. Beginning Thurs-
day, June 23rd, “Sure Fire” a ty-
pical Gretna comedy will be pre-
sented. Mr. Richards will have a
leading role.

is little doubt that temporarily it |
DRINK MILK—Doctors say that |
milk is a vital health beverage, |
but for American farmers
be a
and business losses. The
produces approximately 49 billion
quarts of milk a year,
quart a day for each man,
and child in the country. This |
year, however, there is an ex-
ceptionally heavy supply of milk
The “drink more milk” campaign
was launched last week. More than
40,000 chain stores are cooperating
with other retailers to maintain
the flow of dairy products to con- |
sumers at price levels which will
boost sales and assure dairymen a
stabilized market. It is estimated
that 2,500,000 American farm fam-
ilies, dependent on milk and allied
products for all or
income, will be benefited.
* * * * *
THINGS TO WATCH FOR—A |
new treatment for cloth which will
enable designs to retain their
sharpness and original luster on
fabrics even after repeated wash-
ing. An apparatus which permits
a patient to administer anesthetic
to himself while having a tooth
filled, a bone set or while under- |
going a minor operation; as long |
as he feels pain he squeezes
a bulb similar to those used on |
atomizers..... A vending |
that sells flashlight batters. . |
view vanity mirrow for
interested in seeing what is going
on behind their backs without |
being observed...A method of |
freezing bread so that it can be |
kept in storage six to eight months |
..Bowl of Rice Party
community Friday night, June 17th,
to aid 50,000,000 Chinese civilian
victims of aggression.
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machine
.A rear
women

in your
Leaders of the electric power in-
dustry met last week in America’s
time-honored town, Atlantic City. |
Cool ocean breezes promoted the
conciliatory, and a sincere desire
to cooperate with the government |
was expressed. Another boom seems |
to be on the way, for according to
one spokesman, a $13,000,000,000
investment in new plant facilities |
will be required in the next decade |
to meet growing demand for
ectricity. It was revealed that
the end of 1937 Americans
using 2,100,000 more electric re- |
frigerators,
ranges, 2,000,000 additional radios, |
750,000 washing machines, 1,200,000 |
electric clocks, 1,350,000 fiatirons. |
600,000 vacuum cleaners and 250,- |
000 more toasters than at the close |
of 1936. |
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NO BOUNDS FOR ou
|
Chm
of
at
were
IT'S A DEAL
College Graduate: Will you pay |
me what I'm worth?
Employer: Tll do better than |
that; I'll give you a small salary |
to start with.
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“Can’t the Irish of this towng
together?” asked the politican.
“Get together?” answered the |
man with the adhesive tape on]
his ear, “why it takes eleven |
et |
|

deputy sheriffs to keep ’em apart!”!
Miss Diana Gibson of Hollywood '3
in af
will greatly stimulate mass buying 8
power and therefore retail trade. 8
* * % = | 2S
| 9
and so distributors and producers ! i)
are conducting a nationwide drive
to boost the use of dairy products. |@
part of their | 8
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= 2 J
325,000 more electric |

open Monday morning, June 27 at
9:00 A. M. and from that time the
Playground
News
11:30 and 1:00 to 3:30. In addition
to these hours there will be many |
special afternoon and evening events.
BY In addition to the Director, the
Rotarians are planning to have a,
Joseph Moore Supervisor for the girls. So all of
. the girls from 6 to 16 are urged
Director s from 0 2 g
to come out on Monday and help
make our new program a success.

sponsoring
th
of
6
9
10:
1
a
| gram
evening at 6:30. The program will’
be in the nature of an official | os
“" | Everyone is invited to spend a
opening in which it is hoped that | pleasant, cool evening on our
all of the Rotarians,
it can
source of wrinkled brows |#
nation |
equal to a | EH
woman |
Yes.”
etian blind?”
2:30—To be announced To be announced
The proposed program for the |
first week will divide the boysand
(6-11 yrs.) and
groups. As
the following
The Mount Joy Rotary Club is |
he laygrou again
the playground ag girls into Junior
(12-16 yrs.)
possible
is year for all the boys and girls | Senior
as

Mount Joy between the ages of | nearly
and 16. The playground will | schedule will be followed: —
Junior Girls Senior Girls Junior Boys Senior Boys
Volley Ball
Darts
Soft Ball
Running Games
Dodge Ball,
Soft Ball
Soft Ball Base Ball
special evening pro- and mothers will be present. The
held on Thursday ! | featutex” of ;the evening will be’ a
Father, vs. .Son Softball game and
a Mothers vs. Daughter Dart game.
Soft Ball
Volley Ball
To be announced
:00—Running games
30—Singing games ete.
:00—Soft ball
The first
will be
the fathers, | playground.

ROCKY SPRINGS PARK i
LANCASTER, PA." i |
SURDAY, J UNE’ 26th
Lancaster City Band
FREE Concerts Evening Only 'REE-
A Real Band! Plenty of Pep and Varief3:!
AMATEUR SHOW!!!
EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT
Breadeasting ever WGAL cach week. A Real Treat! Promising
Talent! Interesting Surprises! Comedy! Acrobatic! Musical!
Don’t Miss These She ws Starting Friday Night
Bathing! Dancing! R oller Skating! Canoeing!
Rides—Amusements—Games
PACK A LUNCH & SPEND THE DAY AT ROCKY
REE ——
gc most beautiful out door stage in Northern Lancaster County
THE BEST OF PROGRAMS
AY EVENING, JUNE 25, 1938
RC FIRE COMPANY PRESENTS
AND HIS CC OYS AND COWGIRLS
Featuring Colorado Jack a His Educated Ropes and His
Prairie Sweethearts WNg.duets and Yodeling
ALSO
THE LONE
Featuring Jiggs, The Midget Comedian, Yo
cers. These Two Groups will Put On a
Miss It.
SHOW STARTS 7:30 P. M., D. Su
PLENTY OF GATE PRIZES—FIRST DRAWING 9:0 A
ADMISSION 15¢ CHILDREI
PLENTY OF GOOD SEATING ROOM
GOODWAY AMPLIF {CATION

MNGERS
jg Cowgirls and Dan-
gderful Show. Don’t

“Are you a good carpenter?”
“Then how do you make a Ven-
schedule of hours will be 9:00 to |the Rheems Fire Company to hold
| beginning at
| is
RHEEMS ATTRACTION
Everything is in readiness for
another one of their big carnivals,
on Saturday evening, June 25th,
M.:(D.S.T.).
This week you will be enter-
tained by Six Shooter Bill, and
"His Cowboys and Cowgirls, fea-
"turing Colorado Jack and his edu-
cated and his Prairie
Sweethearts in duets and yodeling.
Also “The Lone Rangers,” fea-
turing Jiggs, The Midget Come-
dians, Yodeling Cowgirls and dan-
cers.
This is a good program so don’t
There will be the usual
ropes
miss it.
gate prizes, admission fifteen cents,
children free.
ee UD Ae
CONTROL FLOWER INSECTS
Weekly spray dust
tions will protect fiowers from in-
or applica
sect damage more satisfactorily than
waiting until the insects appear on
the plants and then trying to kill
them, Penn State entomologists |
remind,
senses tl Gime
CULTIVATE CAREFULLY
Careless and improper cultivation
often the cause of damage 10

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Big Surprise 9 P. M.
She's Got Everything
Gene Raymotgl, Ann Sothern

SATURDAY
JOE E. BROWN
Wide Opegp Faces
Free Dishes to the Ladies
Extra Mat. ly
The K. D. Com

garden crops, Penn State vegetable |
gardeners warn, Because of the
rooting habits of vegetables, level
culture and shallow cultivation does
much good and no damage.

E VENINGS— ADULTS 25¢
MATREES—ADU LES 20¢

DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME
MATINEE EVENINGS
SATURDAYS SHOWS
AND 7 AND 9:00 P. M.
HOLIDAYS
SATURDAYS
2:00 P. M. T H EATRE 6-8-10 P.M.
rm
&: Mount Joy, Penna.
CHILDREN UNDER
12 YRS. 10c ALWAYS
qo ICALLY and HEALTHFULLY
AIR CONDITIONED ~~

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FRI-SAT. JUNE 23:25
SHIRLEY TEMPLE
"Rebecca Of
Sunnybrook Farm”
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Mon.-Tue., June 27-28
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