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A WISE OWL
Be it ever so rare
as a day in June
Then if ever come
perfect days
Um-m-m, I'm getting slightly
rusty on my poetry. But it is
June and that's what I'm trying
to get over to you.
Sonny Metzler, a bright young
pupil looked long and thoughtfully
at the second examination question,
which read: “State the number of
tons of coal shipped out of he
United States in any given year.”
Then his brow cleared and he
wrote:
“1492—none.”....... He's right at
that—or is he?
were sitting outside
“Gee,
he “boys”
the Fire house. Red sighed:
this is a funny world to live in.
And Ray exclaimed: “Yeah, and
so few of us get out of it alive.”
That's food for thought.
A young country minister, noted
for his jollity, was dining at a
farmhouse along the Back Runon
Sunday. When his plate of roast
chicken was passed to him, he re-
marked facetiously:
“Well, here’s where that chicken
enters the ministry.”
“Hope it does better there than
it did in lay work,” rejoined the
hired boy of the family.
While boating in the middle of
the river at Harrisburg on Sunday,
we were rowing along side of a
fellow and girl, when he started
tc rock the canoe and she started
to scream. He said: “Don’t be
afraid; we're only ten feet from
land.” Shankingly looking around,
she asked: “Where is it?” And
he replied: “Underneath us!”.....
Help! Help!

Heagy says the best exercise for
reducing is to “just move the head
slowly from left to right when
oifered a second helping.

Down at the Acme yesterday
Alpheus Rye asked: “Is the grape-
fruit juicy?” Davey Hetrick didn’t
answer, but just looked at him,
and “Alphy” read the answer in
Ms ove, ..... Just another squirt.
During a final oral exam in our
grade school, a teacher called for
sentences using the word beans.
Charles Piersol answered: “My
father grows beans.” Norman Gar-
ber said: “My mother cooks beans.”
And up pops Johnny Newcomer
with: “We are all human beans.”—
Nice goin’ John, beans is beans.
The merchants at Lancaster are
complaining about the present
business conditions. In fact one of
them figured business was so poor
be’d rut on a speciai sale, so he
called his assistant and said: “Take
that line of $5 shoes and mark
them down from $10 to $8.50.....
What? No profit?
Charley Eby tells this one. He
was sitting inside a screened win-
dow when in flew two mosquitoes.
The one settled on the window
sill but the otler kept buzzing
around. Finally the quiet one
asked: “Why are you making
such a fuss?” And the flitty one
answered: “Whee! I just passed
the screen test.”

Here's a charming piece of poetry
I stole from a year book recently
published. Hope you like it..... I
don’t.
Inside Outside
He killed the noble Mudjokivis,
Of the skin he made him mittens,
Made them with the fur side inside
Made them with the skin side
outside.
He, to get the warm side inside,
Put the inside skin side outside;
He, to get the cold side outside,
Put the warm side fur side inside.
That's why he put the fur side
inside,
Why he put the skin side outside,
Why he turned them inside out-
side.
1938
Betty Derr
OfTown, Won
A Net Crown
THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOU Ny JOY, LANCAY TER CO. PA.

{ MOUNT JOY NIPS
OLD RIVALS, 9- 1!
Mount Joy turned in a 9 to 1 vic- ;
tory over East Petersburg on the
former's field:
East Petersburg
mre r h o ae
(From page 1) D. King, of.......... 01 2 040
day afternoon by defeating Miss Dietrich, 1b......... 000040
Almeda Fager, of Harrisburg, in C: Poll, eines 00 4 21
three sets. Miss Wise eliminated | Miller, 00100
Miss Emily Long, of Harrisburg, | S. Poff, 613209
in the semi-final match played 'R, King, Ib............ 10000
Saturday morning. Both winner Berger, 2b, 4004 2129
and runner-up in this tourney Weidler, 3b hes ravens 902 3 0
have automatically qualified for | Grayhill, rf........... 01100
the girls natiohal championshipsito} = = 0 rem =
he played at Philadelphia in Aug- oo. niin isis 1 5221 1
ust. Mount Joy
Boys Monopolize r hon
Mount Joy had a complete mon- | Hipple, cf............. $1 040
opoly on the boys division finals, ! Garber, Wd. I 16060
with Franklin Zink defeating Clar- | Barrick, 3b............ 1012
en~¢ Newcomer by scores of 6-0 Kretzing, Bf... 1300
and 6-2. Both of these boys are | Barnhart, 2b.......... 0021
sophomores at the Mount Joy High | Quinn, 2b............. 0-11 2
School next year. Zink entered Peffer, B.............. 00620
the finals by defeating Herbert Beamesderfer, ss...... 220 1
Bowman of Harrisburg Saturday | Germer, c............. 2373
morning, 6-1, 6-0. Newcomer de-|Meyers, p............. $11}
foaled W. Minstef Runkel, Jr, ing. | ewes oie -.
the other semi-final match by Totals .............. 9112710 2
scores of 6-3 and 6-2. East Petersburg...... 010 000 000—1
In ihe junior division, Eugene Mount Joy........... 000 350 10x—9
of Mount Joy, advanced| Two base hits—Bergen Graybill.
semi-finals by defeating
Brown of Harrisburg Academy,
7-5. Paul Rork, of Patton
Trade School, advanced to the
semi-finals Friday by defeating
Rol ert Bare, of Lancaster. Other
semi-fmalists in the tourney are
Jack Minague, of Allentown, and
to the
"13 D. Meyers, of Harrisburg Acad-
emy.
Crider met and defeated Meyers
in the one semi-final match Sun-
day afternoon. The division of
the tournament is scheduled to be
completed this week. Winners in
this tourney will automatically
qualify for the national tourna-
ment to be played this summer.
ee rere
GRETNA PLAYERS OPEN SEA-
SON THURSDAY, JUNE 16TH
Miss Margaret Mansfield and
Richard Rankin have arrived at
Mt. Gretna, Pa. where they are
busy making preparations for the
twelfth great season for A. E.
Scott's Gretna Players. The Gretna
Theatre will open this year on
Thursday, June 16th, at 8:30 P.M,
daylight saving time. Contrary to
their usual custom of presenting
the first performance of the new
weekly show on Monday it will
now be given on Thursday. This
is a new policy and it is hoped
that it will meet with the hearty
approval of theatregoers.
Miss Mansfield returns
capacity as business manager, and
Mr. Rankin will again be stage
manager and director.
Familiar faces as well as new
ones will be greeted by the au-
diences this year. Returning for
their second season are: Miss
Jean Arden, Louis Tanno, Ralph
Chambers and Phil Tead. Henry
Richards, who was here a few
seasons ago is returning also. Miss
Diane Gibson, lovely blonde mo-
tion picture actress from Holly-
wood will play the ingenue lead-
ing roles, and Miss Claire Meade
is the new character woman.
Other surprises are in store.
Among the possible productions
which will be seen during the
summer weeks are: “Three Men
on a Horse,” “Roosty,” “Personal
Appearance,” “Love in a Mist,”
and others.
Here's a little piece of poetry I
especially liked. See what you
think of it.
in her
“Here lies the remains of a radio
fan,
Now mourned by his many rela-
tions.
He went to a powder mill, smoking
his pipe,
And was picked up by twenty-one
stations.”

Notes from school papers coll-
ected from near and far:
The principal parts of the eye
are the mote and the beam.
The hardships of the Puritans
were what they came over in.
The American government fin-
ally decided to put all the Indians
in reservoirs.
In order to keep milk from
turning sour it should be kept in
the cow.
Fiction are
fixed on the
be removed.
Chicago is almost at the bottom
of Lake Michigan.
A millennium is an insect with
many mere legs than a centennial.
books which are
hselves and cannot

With television just around the
corner, it will soon be a question
of “Call me up and see me some-

time. A WISE OWL
Three base hit—Meyers. Base on
balls—off Meyers 8; Miller 6. C. Poff
1. Struck out—by Myers 6, Miller 4.
C. Poff 4. Sacrifice. Germer. Double
play—Meyers to Barnhart to Gar-
ber.
Umpires—Good, Smith.
A — ”,F iio
HOT MUSICAL BATTLE MT.
GRETNA PARK NEXT SUNDAY

There will be plenty excitement
and fun at Mount Gretna Park on
ing, when
tainers will go to battle.
twenty husky enter-
The very
and his entire gang of unusual
musicians, comedians
who you hear daily from W-0-R-K
a vengence to win the district
fun warfare; arrayed against the
exceptional Steve Riley and his
aineers. They have been harboring
a grudge and the park manage-
Both these gangs have plenty new
fertrres up their sleves to enter-
tain and thrill you and they both
think that they have already won
the championship. Remember, your
applause will decide the winner,
so all you fans better be there
«nd help decide, and watch thi
sparks fly. There are always
vlenty available picnic tables in
the park.
OUR HIGH PING PONGERS
DEFEATED THE FIREMEN
The Mount Joy High school
ping pong team defeated the
Friendship Fire Company team of
Mount Joy by a score of 6 to 3,
Wednesday at the school.
Following are the results of the
match:
Singles—James Eshleman, high
school, defeated Richard Rice 21-11,
21-6. Edward Brown, high school,
defeated Thomas Schroll 11-21,
21-9, 21-19. John Schroll, fire
company, defeated James Hos-
tetter, 21-14, 14-21, 21-18. James
Wolfe, high school, defeated Donald
Smith 21-10, 21-14. Russell Sump-
man, high school, defeated Oliver
Mateer 21-18, 19-21, 23-21. C. E.
Stauffer, high school, defeated Mar-
tin Metzler 21-13, 21-12.
Doubles—J. Schroll and Smith,
fire company, defeated Eshleman
and Wolfe 17-21, 23-21, 21-18. T.
Schroll and Metzler, fire company,
defeated Brown and Hostetter 21-
19, 18-21, 21-19. Sumpman and
Stauffer, high school, defeated
Mateer and Metzler, 21-19, 21-15.
tl een
LIST COMMUNITY SHOWS

In the preliminary schedule of
several farm fairs already listed
with the State Department of Ag-
riculture are the following:
Black Barren Springs, Sept. 14-
16; West Lampeter Township, Sept.
21-23; Manheim, Sept. 29-Oct. 1;
Manor township, Millersville, Sept.
29-Oct. 1; New Holland, Oct. 6-8;
Columbia Harvest Home, Oct. 11-
13; Ephrata Farmers Day, Oct. 12-
15; Mount Joy, Oct. 20-22.
County Fairs
fairs: Berks county, Read-
11-18; Lehigh county,
Sept. 20-24; York co,
County
ing, Sept.
Allentown,
Oct. 4-8.
Ges:
Stimulate your business by adver-
| tising in the Bulletin.

next Sunday, afternoon and even- |
popular radio group Cousin Lee |
and girls, i
York, Pa, will go into battle with | J
championship in their musical and ,
ever thrilling Susquehanna Mount- | :
ment has finally arranged to ap- |§
pear together and fight it out; and HM
hotes the police will not have to
he called to keep them in order. |

THRUOUT THIS COUNTY

The Low Down
From Hickory Grove

By IZZY WISE

may be
but when
he takes no
back seat—he is a super-champion
—he knows listening.
And voters who have been
sitting around and let the Govt.
take the roof off their house, they
are walking up and sending mes-
sages and letters—and talking tur-
key.
And if congress will now get
up some steam and start in and
{do away with some of the comedy
already on the book, and omit
any more new laws, we can stop
wondering every night about what
tomorrow will bring forth.
And if we just had the 10 com-
j mandments to go by, and nothing
else, it would be great. And to
|study law, you would just read
Deuteronomy. And pardner, you
don’t need a lewyer to explain it,
like with the 3 A, where even a
Philadelphia lawyer cannot figure
it out.
And Deuteronomy, it is a book
in the Bible, and is not some
country in Africa or something to
do with your appendix.
OER
SPORTSMEN TO MEET
The Mount Joy Sportsmen's As-
sociation will hold their monthly
meeting in the Council Chamber
on Monday evening, June 13th, at
7:30 P. M. daylight time.
A feature of the meeting will
be motion pictures from the State
Fish Commission.
All men interested in fishing are
| invited to attend.
1
A congressman, he
lacking in some ways,
it comes to listening,

At Rheems
The Hitesms Tie © Fire will

In featured
Barnes,
of their separation.
roles
Alan
present their second carnival of the | Clive,
season on Saturday, June 11th, [and Irving Bacon. No
when they will introduce “Your Old | who produced the pi
Cousin Lee,” with one of the best | the original story.
group entertainers ever brought out | directed.
of York, also “The Arizona Ranch
Kid,” plus the Texas Rangers, being
one of the better radio acts of WEEU
Reading.
If you missed the first carnival, do
not miss this one, as this is one of i
the outstanding shows you will see,
anywhere in the community.
20th
Sonja Henie in a silvery,
tuous suverlative musical,
Landing,”
HAPPY LANDING
Monday and Tuesday
From Darryl F. Zanuck and his
Century-Fox hit creators comes
opening Mo
Dinehart,
Davenport, Nydia Westman, E. E.
Torben Meyer, Bodil Rosing
Richard Thorpe
are Binnie | the
Harry
new
rman Krasna,
cture, wrote
cast
sump-
“Happy
nday at the

Joy Theatre. Winging its way from
New York’s winter spectacles, the
Sonja to the arms of her “One In
A Million”
Jean Hersholt, Ethel Merman and
Cesaer Romero are featured in the
the Raymond
Vernon and Leah Ray. Roy Del
Ruth directed.
Ever since Shirley Temple

Norseland’s gay festivals to
show brings a love-radiant
sweetheart, Don Ameche.
which includes Billy Gilbert,
Scott Quintet, Wally
“HEIDE”
Saturday
Roach ges
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FRIDAY
gig Surprise 9 P.M.
}. Virginia Bruce
¥ Robert Montgomery

be-
(Turn to page 6)

Together with this type of enter-
tainment, the many good things to
eat, the usual gate prizes, good seat-
ing capacity, goodway amplification
and the many things Rheems Car-
nivals are noted for, all goes in to
complete their famous festivals
The program begins at 7:30 P. M.
D.S. T, so bring your family for
an entire evening of fun.
> OO
Joy Theatre
FIRST 100 YEARS
Friday
The timely problem of the wife
who is called upon to give up a
successful career in order to make
a home for her husband, and who
cannot bear the idea of relinquish-

And his e
Both these sensational musical and comedy radio group
entertainers) will fight out this grudge battle B
decide the winner. A hot time in the park next Sund®)
Adults 15¢—Children Free—Gate Gifts
“PLENTY AVAILABLE PICNIC TABLES”
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ing: her business associations and
background, forms the theme of
“The First Hundred Years,” com-
ing Friday to the Joy Theatre.
Robert Montgomery plays the
boat-designer husband, Virginia
Bruce is his wife, a successful
New York theatrical agent, and
Warren William plays her business
partner in the film, a domestic
comedy-drama which reaches its
climax when Montgomery is a-
warded $400 a month alimony from
Miss Bruce as a part of the terms

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