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Two Yellow
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NV YRA hurried along by her hus-
L band’s side, taking two short,
quick steps to his deliberate stride.
Her lips were compressed, her blue
eyes focused straight ahead. Edgar
looked down at her and started te
speak, then closed his lips in a pa-
tient smile.
He reflected that Myra was just
about ready to start in on him. He
knew the symptoms.
“Edgar,” Myra exploded, ‘why
didn't you talk? Why must you al-
ways sit like a dumb thing when
we go visiting? See how nice Annie
Ball's husband was, laying himself
cut to be interesting and full of
pleasant talk. You hardly said a
word the whole evening, and I was
so mortified I wanted to scream.
You know enough if you'd only let
it out. Why didn’t you say some-
thing?”
“I didn’t know anything to say.
You and Jim Ball kept the air cir-
culating, and I was comfortable.”
Who expects to be
comfortable when they're visiting!”’
“Now, Myra, you know it’s no use
expecting me to be as full of talk as
a popcorn popper is of corn. Jim
+ just naturally pops every time he
| opens his mouth, but it don’t amount
{ to much.”
{| “That's right, make fun of a gen-
tleman because he tried to make
your wife have a pleasant evening!”’
| Myra’s voice wobbled and she took
! out her handkerchief. “It’s the last
time I'll ask you to go calling. I
keep hoping each time that you'll
talk, but I guess folks will just
have to think you're queer.”
“But I thought I'd be in the way
—I mean, I thought you could talk
enough for us both—I mean—oh, I
didn’t know you thought you'd mar-
ried a phonograph!”
“You needn’t get excited,” said
Myra, with dignity. “We are almost
home now, and you can retire into
your shell—like the other clams.”
Several days passed in unusual
SHORT SHORT
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Complete in This Issue

THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO. PA.

benefit performance for
be well informed.
Show are—
AIM OF THE ALCHEMIST—To
the ages.
employed it to extract metals.
the cold flame.
ture.
FIFTIETH ANNIVERSARY
OF ETOWN CHURCH HOUSE
An all-day meeting will be held
Elizabethtown Church
House on Sunday, May 1. It will
be the fiftieth anniversary of the
building of the church.
Eld. James A. Sell, of Hollidays-
burg, who is 93 years old, and who
preached the dedicatory sermon
fifty will preach the
rmon on Sunday at the anniver-
in the
years ago,

sary.
Morning Session
Sunday School at 9:00 A. M.
Unified Worship Service, Good
Shepherd Bible Class, Special mu-
sic, Juniors. Special music, Good
Shepherd Bible Class in charge.
Sermon, Eld. James A. Sell, Hol-
lidaysburg, who preached dedica-
tory sermon here 50 years ago.
Special music in charge cf the
Good Shepherd Class.
Afternoon Session
J Worship, Bethany Bible Class.
ATA Eee EA SEA | silence and finally Edgar inquired | Special Music, Intermediate
anxiously if Myra wasn’t well, Quartette.

Ff ] This Small Home Has Safety, Beauty, Economy
Famous Architect Pretents)
Plan for Home-Builders’
Club Service

By ROBERT CHALMERS
¢ HE Small Homes movement is |
T- most effective step that
could be taken for the protec-
tion of America from the possible eco-
nomic and social storms of the fu-
ture.”

That statement, by one of'Am
leading sociologi es the rea- |
son why the nation’s leaders in eco-
nomic, social and fin circles
have joined vigorot

with
building industry in the « >
of the Small Homes mov
In other words,
America, their small son, Joh
his sister, Betty, a
comfortable home in whic 3
live economically is one of the most
vital jobs that can be done for the
country.
Mr. America wants a home in w

no \ . Nye
ving Mr. and Mrs

ich

Foyt gt of
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Tn.
Courtesy Home-Builders’ Club—Randolph Evans, Architect:

it’s close to golf, green fields and roll-
ing hills, so much the better. For

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than the usual closet room to delight
the heart of the aforementioned Mrs.
America. And yet, overall, the cubic
foot content of the house is slightly
under 16,000 feet, making it an eco-
nomical home to build in any section
of the United States.

use. Today he is archi-
sor to the recently
ders’ Club.
rs’ Club is an or-
in scope, designed
th local architects,
ing materials deal-

and friends, and
parties.
Today, with the
new National H

and bu

‘“Perfectly,’’ laughed his wife, air-
ily, “but I merely got tired of being
the phonograph.”
Edgar's heart sank, This looked
serious. He went around mourn-
fully, trying to think of bright re-
marks which should rouse Myra to
admiration and forgiveness, but he
failed. He was almost relieved when
Myra announced curtly one morn-
ing that her sister was ill and she
was going to take care of her for
a few days.
She went away, still silent, giving
him a frosty peck for a kiss. Edgar
retired to the cellar and thought.
Was there any way he could turn
himself into a sparkling, easy talk-
er like Jim?
He squirmed at the idea of trying
to be like Jim, whom he privately
termed an empty-headed windmill.
Still, he would do anything for Myra.
Do—that was it, if he could only
do something, but what she wanted
was for him to say something.
A week later Myra came home.
She was more cordial, and almost
returned Edgar's hearty welcome,
but caught herself in time. Edgar
hung around her bashfully, and
when she said briskly, “Well, I sup-
pose I may as well start supper,”
he followed her to the kitchen.
Myra stopped on the kitchen
threshold. Her eyes opened incred-
ulously, then a flush of pleasure soft-
ened her face.
“Who did it? Did it cost much?
I never saw anything prettier. I've
always w d a yellow kitchen. It
looks like new. The creamy walls
and the new blue and yellow oil-
cloth at the sink, and those per-

Tasteful, harmonious, well selected
color is the keynote of the home in
which Mr. and Mrs. America and
their family live today. Especially is
this true of the roof and shutters on
a small home such as this. The roof of
this home is particularly well suited
to the mineral-surfaced asphalt shin- |
gle, not only because of the tasteful |
and attractive appearance and color |
so well achieved by these shingles |
but even more because of safety. The
fire-resistant quality of the asphalt
shingle provides comforting and last-
ing protection from roof sparks and
roof fires.
For a home of the above type, one
of the various pleasing shades of
green or brown available in the min-
eral-surfaced asphalt shingle is sug-
gested.
As a parting word of advice, Ran-
dolph Evans suggests: “See your local
architect. He is the home-builder’s
best friend.”
oughout country. The club,
Harry L. Graff, with
s at 227 East 45th Street,
y, will furnish monthly
hroughout the country a
io including new home designs
Evans and complete working
gs of at least one house each
Mrs. America find it mor
than ever before to
the small, medium
modernize the h
own. Such far-reaching o
as the National Retail Lumt
ers’ Association and the National
Lumber Manufacturers’ Associat
are leading the way in the at
bring such homes w I
many millions of citizens
It's a building mo n
all America, the sigr.
cannot be exaggerated.
One of the country’s outstandin
architects who has interested himsel
in the small house is Randolph Evans

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to memb

zations

ful southern colo-
Evans for the
— and for Mr.
It is generous in
with an ample
ng alcove, kitch-
entry on the first floor, along
wo comfortably sized bed-
and bath on the second floor,
all conveniently ch I ght
of New York. designer of many large A Tt a A
public buildings throughout the| feature of the living-room is the pro-
United Stats. Despite other preoccu- | vi full-length windows for
pations of bis profession, Mr! Evans | easy access to the little garden in the
has never wavered ir nis interest in| rear. Upstairs, there is much more
rooms
rooms

A UNIQUE RECORD AT
COLUMBIA IN ELECTRIFYING v
miles. C. O. Havis headed
department.
With
about
trucks, ten station the
1s and twenty-four passenger
ree pickup

the electrification project
finished, it was reported
that Saturday will be the last
twenty-five | Arundel payday and that there |
$50, after the Pennsylvania ' Railroad]
required ‘State re- | Will take over ‘the continuation of
than | the project.
of
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The transportation divis
the Arundel Corporation,
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depot’ at Columbia’ for the Penn- |:
sylvania Railroad electrification
project, has established a unique or an average of less
safety record. | one per 100,000 miles. During the
In a report for the year from | peak of operation, 130 chauffeurs
April 1, 1937, to March 30. 1938, | and drivers were engaged and the
forty half-ton trucks, twenty- highest week's run was 73.123

only
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fectly adorable chairs. Who sug-
gested it?”
“I saw it in a magazine,” replied
Edgar, his eyes shining. He timidly
put his arm around Myra.
“Edgar—talk! She shook him
impatiently, but laughed. *“I shall
die of curiosity if you don’t. Do you
mean to say you did this all your-
, working nights, and tended the
It makes a much pret-
Jim
garden, too?
tier kitchen than Annie Ball's.
is no hand arcund the house.
you paint those two old
kitchen chairs that lovely yellow and
put the little black bands around the
backs and legs for decorations? I—
why—those chairs are absolutely
perfect. Edgar, say something!”
Edgar's face clouded. He grew
distressed. ‘‘Myra, I can't! You
know I think an awful lot of you—
but I can't talk—just for talk’s sake
—I can only do things like this—for
you. I thought perhaps the walls

and the yellow chairs might talk to
you—for me.
“Edgar, you funny big baby,” My-
ra looked at him protectingiy.
dear!’
1a

ughed together.
.. I guess this
than Jim can
ever say. Those chairs—they talk
right out loud about how good you

fe. You shan't talk
are to a silly
want to.”
if you den
-
Talks, (short): G. N. Falkenstein,
tant scientific demonstrations to the public,
cientific Wonders has been endorsed by educators, members of the
clergy, business leaders and others, who have acclaimed it an im-
portant source of information for the young and for all who would
The Rotary Club will sponsor the “Chemistry Show”
presented by the Franklin Institute of Pennsylvania in a
the playground in the High
School Auditorium Mount Joy on Tuesday evening, May
3, 1938 at eight o’clock, Standard Time.
This unusual instructional entertainment is planned to bring impor-
This Chemistry Show of
Among the many dramatic demonstrations featured in the Chemistry
ORIGIN OF CHEMISTRY—The Art of Black Magic—Back to the
earliest days of chemistry—to the age of witchcraft and sorcery.
change base metals into gold—The
hope which urged the alchemist to extract and refine metals through
AIR—Supporter of combustion—How man learned about fire and
Demonstrations including the phe-
nomena of dust explosions; metals that burn; fire started by a liquid;
LIQUID AIR DEMONSTRATION—An adventure in low tempera-
See a kettle boil on a cake of ice; springs made of lead; arose
crumble to dust; and other startling demonstrations.
Harrisburg; S. S. Eshleman, Ed. |
Chiques Church; H. A. Merkey,
Eld, Fairview Church; S. S. Shear-
er, Eld. W. Greentree Church; J. C.
Zug, Palmyra; Line and Lead Sev-
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Martin, Pres. Aid Society.
Demonstration of posters, in a
room in basement a number of
posters especially prepared for this
occasion shall be shown. These
posters are intended to show vari-
ous phases of the work and devel-
opment of the church here in the
past 50 years.
Evening Session
Worship and special music, Y. P.
D. Sermon by Pastor H. K. Ober,
special musie.
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