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THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 10TH, 1938
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OWL LAFFS "10 wr woo, rep

A WISE OWL
Here's a little neat summing up
that I don’t think you should miss.
A fellow from Florin has it all fi-
gured out. He allows that “Girls
love fur coats, a fur coat costs a
lot, but a lot is a piece of land, and
land is dirt. Therefore—girls love
dirt.”....See-e-e?

Monday evening F met Beamy,
Bates, J. Roy and seven or eight
other firemen walking back Market
St. with a length of fire hose wrap-
ped around them. I asked, “Where
do you fellows think you're going
with that hose?” And Bates ans-
wered: “Aw, one of the fellows got
married and were going to give
him a shower.”
A junk peddler was driving out
Barbara Street when he called to a
spinster standing in front of her
home, “Any old bottles you'd like
to sell lady?” And the lady sourly
replied: “Do I look as though I
drank beer?” And the junk dealer
promptly asked: “Any vinegar bot-
tles you'd like to sell?”
Did you krow that moths aren't
really figthing “hen they make the
fur fly?
One of our more daring Freshmen
walked into class this morning
wearing a coat which truly outdid
Joseph’s. The clash of colors al-
most made a noise. The chap just
couldn’t have hoped to get by with-
out some comment, but, perhaps
nothing like what he actually did
get from one of those ever-present
As the intre-
pia onc en...&d, said ‘heckler ex-
claimed: “My gosh! That's the first
time I've seen a sunset with but-
tons!”
A certain housewife on Donegal
Street says: “All men are not home-
less, but some are home less than
others.”
A young farmer had his city girl
out to his home for dinner on Sun-
day. After the meal he was show-
ing her the sights of the farm, when
he explained, “And another thing,
we have a bull on this farm that
gets mad as heck when he sces
pink.” And the girl friend exclaim-
ed: “Gee! I thought it was red that
made bulls angry.” And her farmer
friend laughingly answered: “Ha,
ha! This bull's a sissy.”
And now, a bit of advice to the
tired housewife—“On getting rid of
a husband, if at first you don’t suc-
ceed, try—try a gun.”
One of our rural teachers tells
us of this little incident that hap-
hened in her school recently. One
of the pupils had written, “I love
teacher,” in big white letters, on
the blackboard at lunch time.
When school was called, the
teacher called the classe’s attention
to the writing, and asked: “Who is
responsible for that?” One little fel-
lov ointed to an eighth grade boy
a> the guilty party. The teacher
said: “George, you're the guilty par-
ty, you will remain for one hour
with me after school.” And George
beamingly announced: “You see
kids, it pays to dvertiase.”—We
heartily agree.
who
is a
About the only type of girl
has any use for a windy guy
flat tire.
The post office corner crowd was
discussing a friend's coming mar-
riage, when one fellow remarked:
“You know, that girl Ben's to mar-
ry is certainly accomplished. She
can swim, dance, play golf, drive
and sing.” And another stander-
on-the-corner added: “Yeh, they
should get along fine—you know
Ben can cook.”
Well, to illiterate, it is getting
worse and worser, the way that
bunch of practical jokers down at
the barber shop are acting up.
Last week John Brubaker, (he’s
much better thank you), went into
the a shave. While he was

Mt. Joy Junior
Leading The
North. League
DEFEATED ROTHSVILLE IN A
GOOD GAME FRIDAY NIGHT
30-27—EAST = HEMPFIELD IN
SECOND PLACE

The Mount Joy passers took the
lead in the Northern Junior High
School Basketball League, Friday,
when they downed the Rothsville
outfit by a narrow 30 to 27 score.
| Newcomer paced the winners with
15 points.
Marietta knocked East Hemp-
field out of a tie for first place
when they defeated the latter
quintet 25 to 16 on the Landis-
ville court.
In a third loop fray the Eliza-
bethtown lads gained a 32 to 19
victory over the East Donegal
passers.
Rothsville Jr. H. S.
G F TL
Moin, 3. g. 0 0
Lecking, S 0 6
HH, Weidlér, c............ 2g. 2 ¢
Mentzer, 2... 7 1.15
00, 0 4
Grube, f................. CC 0 0
BE. Weidler, 2...........; a
Totals. ................ 2 3 27
Mount Joy Jr. H. S.
G F T.
Zink, anna un 4 2.0
Hawthorne, £............. 9 60 0
Newcomer, e............. $F 15
1-1} 3
Zellers, 2 2
Brown,’ 0 0 0
Fenstermacher, g......... 9 6.0
Totals 0.00 12 6 30
NORTHERN JR. HI STANDING
Teams W. L.'P.C.
Mount Joy ........... 7-3 700
East Hempfield ....... 6 3 ..67
Elizabethtown ........ 5 4 556
Manheim Boro ....... 4 5 44
Rothsville ............. 4 5 44
East Donegal ........ 4 6 .400
Marleita ..........%.. T % 1325

Our Junior High defeated EI-
izabethtown here last evening 36-
31 in a good game.
Legion Auxl'y
Held Meeting
Tuesday Nite
(From page 1)
Hollida, at Confluence, Pa.
“adopted family.”
The Auxiliary was very well

their
pleased with the report, from Miss
Mildred Zink, of the Girl Scout
Troup, which the Auxiliary spon-
sors. Miss Elizabeth Heilig. scout-
master and Misses Pauline Heilig
and Mildred Zink, assistants, have
been doing commendable work.
Some of the scouts have had their
Tests while others have received
their badges.
On February 28 the Executive
Committee will meet at the Legion
Home, with Mrs. Sam Eshleman
and Mrs. Rebecca Hipple hostesses.
A meeting of the Bi-County
Council will be held at Lancaster
on Tuesday, March 8th. The execu-
tive meeting will be held at eleven
o'clock and dinner at twelve o’-
clock. Any members wishing to
attend this meeting, please notify
Mrs. Rae Brown.
The next regular meeting of the
Legion Auxiliary will be held Tu-
esday, March 8th.
Akron’s basket ball team easily
defeated Maytown Tuesday night
57-25.
E. Donegal High defeated Man-
heim in a regular league game
28-19.
East Donegal Jr. High defeated
Manheim Jr. High 21-11 on Tues-
day evening.
———— Gr II
The Spring run of sap from
maple trees has already started in

Somerset Co.
having a hot towel, one of those
comics removed his shoes. When
John was all prettied up and ready
for his shoes they were no where
to be found.
Then someone suggested that he
might look next door at the Lincoln
Shoe Repair shop, because shoes
just naturally are found there. So
John, in his stockinged feet, walk-
ed next door and sure enough there
were his shoes, with a nice new
pair of heels that Raymond had
been instructed to put on. And
John had to pay up before he could
get his shoes out of hock. Now
who do you suppose took them over
there?

By the way, who's hat do we
have in our window? I've a hunch.
Don and Dick said the nearest
way to Mt. Joy from Mastersonville
is by Lancaster, 9 hrs. to be exact.

A WISE OWL
THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO. PA.

TO MEET MONDAY, FEB. 14

Monday evening, February 14 at
7:30, the Mount Joy Sportsmen’s As-
sociation will hold its regular mon-
thly meeting in the Council Cham-
ber at which time a representative
of the Pennsylvania Game Commis-
sion will entertain with Motion
Pictures. All men interested in
wild life and hunting are invited to
attend this meeting.
Cy ————
MASTERSONVLLE GUN CLUB
ELECTS ITS OFFICERS

At the regular monthly meeting
of the Mastersonville Rod and Gun
Club, the following officers were el-
ected for the year: president, Elmer
Shelly; secretary, Chas. Kauffman;
treasurer, Aaron Ruhl; game war-
den, Stanley Ruhl.
Several crates of rabbits were
purchased for re-stocking.
Wrestling
At Manheim
This Saturday finds the banks
closed due to the fact a legal
holiday, the birthday of Abraham
Lincoln, is commemorated. How-
ever, Manheim will be wide open
Saturday night in view of the fact
the Manheim Athletic Club wrest-
ling team will stack its charges
against that of the famous Balti-
more Y. M. C. A. wrestling team
on the Manheim High School mats.
The first bout is scheduled for
8 oclock P. M. With but two
days remaining the local charges
are practicing in earnest and pre-
paring to their fullest extent to
extend the invading grapplers a
hearty and welcome invitation into
the borough wrestling tactics em-
ployed by the man who have dom-
inated the mats for the Manheim
A. C. in the past years.
As in years gone by the famous
Baltimore aggregation will be rep-
resented on the mats by an ex-
ceptionally strong team. Accord-
ing to word receive the
Baltimore management the follow-
ing men are likely to be used:
Gilbert Redmond, Milton Andes,
Doug Lee, Johnny Eareckson, Ed
Blake, Shaduk, Don Might and
Johnny Schaaf. The majority of
the men listed are South Atlantic
A. A. U. Champions. Johnny Ear-
eckson, known the country over,
is one of the most clever wrestle
to ever don a pair of grappling
tights. He is a South Atlantic
Champion, former National A. A.U.
Champion, former United States
Olympic team star and the present
135 pound National Y. M. C. A.
Champion. Eareckson besides his
unusual tactics displayed by him
during a bout, puts on a show by
himself in which he does what
is called shadow wrestling. This
act acclaimed by many, has been

from

filmed and shown in various
theatres throughout the cquntry.
Another clever
adds comedy to any meet is
Might the Baltimore 175 poun
entry. Might employs what is
commonly known as the rough
stuff and has the fans on their
feet throughout the entire bout.
The blond warrior again promises
to display the courage he has
shown in the previous meets
wrestled this season by the Bal-
timore team.
To speak of the strength of the
Baltimore team one must ment-
tion the fact that the Maryland
outfit is the present National
Y. M. C. A. team champions and
were runner-ups to Oklahoma
University for the National A.A. U.
team champions title last year. The
Baltimore matmen lost the title by
one-half point.
To match the strength of the
invading maulers, Coach Hollo-
baugh of the Manheim A. C. has
gotten together a team which will
match not only the strength and
strategy of the Eareckson coached
men but also the speed needed in
the grappling wars today. The
probable line-up is very uncer-
tain at the present, however, it
shall be released within a day or
two. To learn more of the meet
and also the local line-up read
your daily papers. It is anticipated
a crowd of 600 people will make
their appearance inthe High School
gymnasium Saturday night.
_——e————————
CARD PARTY WINNERS
Winners at the American Legion
Card Party on Monday evening at
the Legion Home are as follows:
Door Prize: Mrs. John Jacob Herr.
Bridge: Mrs. James Krall, Jno.
W. Greiner, Jacob Zeller, Mrs.
Walter T. Brown, Bigler Mumma,
Mrs. Russell Halbleib. Mrs. Jno.
G. Longenecker, Mrs. J. N. New-
comer.
Pinochle: Miss
Jacques Miller.
Esther Henvy,

Zeller,
500: George Germer and George
Leaders Won
From Locals
Friday Nite
GH TEAM'S PGOR GUARDING
GIVES VISITORS BIG LEAD
IN FIRST HALY —LEADERS
OUTSCORED IN FINAL

With a little closer guarding
Mount Joy High would have easily
defeated the league leaders here
Friday evening. They let Roths-
ville get a 25-10 lead in the first
half, then came back and out-
ccored them in the second.
Our J-Vees had the Rothsville
J-Vees licked easily at half time
but they finished strong and won
25-23.
Rothsville H. S.
G
=
uj
Groff, £.......... conus 4 1-9
A TR EL 5 212
Carvell, os 6 113
Riscinger, 0 0 0
Mense, 8 0 9
Huber, ¢....... vk ss 2 2 6
Totals... 17 6 40
Mount Joy H. S.
G F TL
Sumpman, = oO 6 0
Crider, £......... 000000 7 4:18
Peifer, 1 0 2
Eshleman, 0 1 21
Bennett, g......... 00 2 2 5
Germer, 3 0:86
Totals 13.6 32
Score by Periods:
MT. JOY H. S. ...3 7 913-32
ROTHSVILLE H.S. 1411 2 13—40
Referee, Albright; timekeeper,
Kreider; scorekeeper, Bainhart;
time of periods, 8 minutes.
SECTION NO. 1 STANDING
Teams WwW. 1. PC
Rothsville ............ 9. 1 “908
Elizabethtown ........ 8:2 718
Marietta .............. 5 4 55
Mount Joy ........... 5 5 5M
Past Donegal ......... 5 5 .500
Manheim Boro ....... 2 7 220i
East Hempfield ....... 0 0 000
Other Scores
E. Donegal J-V. won from
Manheim J-V. 15-9.
Marietta 20, E. Hempfield 11.
E. Hempfield J-V 25, Marietta
J-V 22
E'town 33, E. Donegal 15.
pp town J-V 28, E. Donegal J-V.
Elizabethtown defeated Mt. Joy
High last evening 55-36 while our
J-V won 27-26.
Dee

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ELECTRIC &
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ALL KIND

HASSINGER &
Mount Joy, Pa.

Mt. Joy 85 or E'town
sep.1

HOW OFTEN CAN YOU
KISS AND MAKE UP?
EW busbands can understand
why a wife should turn from a
pleasant companion into a shrew
for one whole week in every month.
You can say “I'm sorry’ and
kiss and make up easier before
marriage than after. Be wise. If you
want to hold your husband, you
won't be a three-quarter wife.
For three gererationsone woman
has told another how to go ‘‘smil-
ing through’ with Lydia E. Pink-
ham's Vegetable Compound. I
helps Nature tone up the system,
thus lessening the discomforts from
the functional disorders which
women must endure in the three
ordeals of life: 1. Turning from
girlhood to womanhood. 2. Pre-
paring for motherhood. 3. Ap-
proaching “middle age."
Don't be a three-quarter wife,
take LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND and
Go ‘Smiling Through,"

OST of the simple every day
desserts can be varied in a
thousand ways. Well, dozens any-
way! For in-
stance, it’s pos-
sible to serve
blancmange fla.
vored in many So SAS
different, de- 4
lightful ways. It
can be further
varied by being
served with dif-
ferent cooked
fruits and with different sauces.
And if you've never tried coconut
blancmange, you've missed one of
the most popular varieties of this
old-fashioned dessert.
Coconut Blancmange
1% cup sugar, 51 tablespoons
flour; 3% teaspoon salt; 2 cups
milk; 1 cup shredded coconut; 2
egg whites, stiffly beaten; 1 tea-
spoon vanilla.
Combine sugar, flour, and salt in
top of double boiler; add milk grad-
ually, mixing thoroughly. Place
over rapidly boiling water and cook
10 minutes, or until thick, stirring
constantly. Add coconut, and cool.
Fold in egg whites and vanilla;
turn into individual molds. Chill
Unmold and garnish with tart jelly
Serves 6.

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Extra Attraction on Stage
Friday!
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Free Gifts he Ladies!
Big 4-hour Matinee!
Extra Mat. only: lenn Moris
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Serial Chapter an ace Reel
MONDAY and TUESDAY
Monday Bargain tinee
2:15 P. M.
Nelson Eddy, Eleanor Powell
“ROSALIE
WEDNESDAY
Extra Attraction on Stag
Leslie Howard
Bette Davis
"It's Love I'm After.

East Donegal
School Board
Met Fri. Nite
(From page 1)
change in the bus route at Mari-
etta.
The
principal’s report was read, approv-
ed and filed.
grade school heating system.

YUDITORIU
THEATRE
Manheim

Thurs., Feb. 9-10
Joan Blondell
in
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with 3
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Zasu Pitts, Kenny B

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West Main St., Mt. Joy
Mr. Brandt of the Supply Com-
mittee reported some repairs to the
The board awarded a contract to
J. P. Lilly, of Harrisburg, to place

shades in the sky light of the audi-
torium.
The Elizabethtown Gas Co. was
ordered also to change the piping
into the school. Henry H. Herr of
Lancaster was directed to make
same changes in the water system
to insure a better and more even

Phone 72R MT. JOY, PA.

PAGE FIVE
supply of water. 4
A new standard mailing machine
duplicator was purchased from F.
H. Hessenberger, of Harrisburg.
rte A An
DID YOU KNOW?
That one-tenth of all the hunting
licenses issued in the United States
in 1937 were in Pennsylvania, the
number being 601,349.
This army of hunters slaughtered
4269 tons of game.

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ARE YOU ONLY A
THREE-QUARTER WIFE?
EN, because they are men, can
never understand a three-
quarter wife—a wife who is all love
and kindness three weeks in a
month and a hell cat the rest of
the time.
No matter how your back aches
—how your nerves scream—don'’t
J take it out on your husband.
For three generations one woman
has told another how to go “‘smil-
ing through" with Lydia E. Pink-
ham’'s Vegetable Compound. It
helps Nature tone up the system,
thus lessening the discomforts from
the functional disorders which
women must endure in the three
ordeals of life: 1. Turning from
girlhood to womanhood. 2. Pre
paring for motherhood. 3. Ap-
proaching “middle age."
Don't be a three-quarter wife,
take LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND and
Go “Smiling Through."
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Don't Take Drastic Drugs
Your Kidneys contain 9 million tiny tub
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If functional disorders of the Kidneys or
Bladder make you suffer from Getting Up
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Joints, Excess Acidity, or Burning Passages,
don’t rely on ordinary medicines. Fight
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hours and must prove entirely satisfactory
in 1 week, and be exactly the medicine you
need or money back is guaranteed. Tele-
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