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A WISE OWL

Today I'll disclose the where
abouts of an old friend of the fam
ily.
Silas Clam
Lies on the floor,
He tried to slam
A swinging door,
Last Saturday night,
Firpy said:
the turning point in many a girl’
life.
walked up
A stranger to
First National Bank
asked:
bloods answered: “Nobody, it ain
quite dead yet.”
was never spoken.
Two farmerss were discussing the
affairs of the week, in front of the
Acme, when one asked: “What was
on Si’s farm this
morning?” And the other explained:
“Aw he fed his chickens some ‘lay
or bust’ feed and one of them was a
the explosion
rooster.”

Talking over a recent civil service
locally, a fellow
badly handi-
capped in the examination for a job
And the other
had to
examination held
asked: “So you were
at the post office?”
fellow answered: “Yes, I
write with a post office pen.”
That was most unfair and a decided
handicap. We know.
A Florin beau explains that “a
girl may be sweet as sugar and still
not be refined.”
During a party at a nearby inn,
when everyone joined in the frolic-
ing, a very beautiful young lady sat
alone at a table. Thinking this a
very odd way to act at a party, a
young man approached her and in-
quired.
“What's the matter girlie, why
don’t you join the party?” The lady
wearily explained: “I've been con-
fined to an institution.” Not compre-
hending the fellow continued. “What
do you mean?” And she replied:
“The institution of marriage”......
and probably a very jealous jailor.
However, at this same party, there
was a, “yes” girl and still being in-
quisitive this fellow asked: “Why
does Mary let all the boys kiss her?”
And he explained: “She once slap-
ped a lad who was chewing tobac-
2”
co.
The class poet of a graduating class
of long, long ago, wanted to prove
to himself that he still had poetic
ability, and this is the result.
He flew through the air,
With the greatest of ease,
But the funny part was,
He forgot his trapeze.
Now what's your qpinion?
‘A salesman was giving a small
town girl the usual rush, when he
asked: “Will you have dinner with
me tonight?” Thrilled to death she
accepted with: “Certainly.” And the
“drummer” said: “Then tell your
mother I'll be over early.”..... Nice
fellow(?)
Little Buddy Klugh (Feezie to
some, Stuffy to others), told us an
experience he had recently while at-
tending the race at Bing Crosby's
new track.
Stuffy was standing at the far
turn of the track watching a very
close race,. when a friend asked:
“Why are you standing here, you
can’t see who wins. “And Stuffy
answered: “Oh, I always stand here
to tell the jockey, of the horse I bet
on, which way the others went.
Dolly, who was visiting at our
house, was very upset one night as
she retired, because her heart kept
“ticking” so loudly. She sat up in bed
and could not hear it so lay down
again when it proceeding to “tick”
loud as ever.
Very upset and quite sure all was
not well with her heart she laid very
still until her aunt came to bed and
remember?
“A corkscrew has been
s | long, is used in the shotgun world
Eleven hundred marksmen,
the !
Union, the Canadian provinces and
Europe, are entered this year in
the shoot for $50,000 in cash prizes.
According to the mathematics of
the
gang of young fellows sitting on the
windows and
“Say, who laid out this town,
anyway?” And one of the young
't | Fritz Havell, the gunners will pour
Ne A truer word
OWL LAFFS The Shot Gun
World Serie

ANNUAL
TO 27

A tintype on the shotgun wor
shooting Handicap at
Ohio, August 23-27:
Grand Americans, where
fame fi
worth
eye Dicks of shotgun
nearly 1,000,000 shells
trapshooters $20,000 in
520 acres of land for a new shoo
» | Dayton.
A string of traps, nearly a mi
series.
representing every state in
our Ohio trapshooting wizard, M
39 tons of lead at the flying clay
The
can handicap.
won, In 1935,
B. Royall. A preacher,
big event in 1931. “Show me
man nobody
you the winner,”
who
every year at Vandalia,
RHEEMS

Elizabethtown last Thursday.
reunion which was held at Long’
afternoon.
Mr. and Mrs.
On account of inclement weathe
company will hold their carniva
this Thursday evening.
place, part of this week.
the home of his daughter.
Misses
Bertha Erb, Mrs.
all of this place and Mrs.
Shenk
afternoon.
of a daughter, Mary Louise at the
hospital on Sunday, August 15.
Our Heartiest

We want to congratulate each of
the following for having reached
another birthday:
August 25
Mrs. Christ Gingrich.

my alarm clock that’s wider your
pillow?” And with the sudden real-
ization that it was the clock and not
her heart she had heard she almost
collapsed with relief.

Listen for that old scheol bell
next Wednesday, Sept. 1st.
“Jim” Dillinger tells us that he
was convinced a man isn’t always
boss in his own home.
an outbuilding to get his lawn mow-
er and was prevented from remov-
ing it by a big nest of bees. He
finally won the battle but had a
number of scars to show for it.
Ab Weaver had a similar experi-
ence. He was mowing weeds and
disturbed a good sized nest of
bumble-bees. Ab didn't get stung
but when he ran you would have
thought he was trying to get away
from a Potter County wild cat.

said: “Dolly, will you please give me
OnThisWeek
MARKSMEN WILL CONTEST FOR
NATIONAL HONORS AT THE
EVENT HELD IN
VANDALIA, OHIO, AUGUST 23
series—the Grand American Trap-
Vandalia,
the
world’s Annie Oakleys and Dead-
nickle each in five days began 37
years ago in New York. Since 1924,
when Dayton sportsmen gave the
cash and
ing paradise, the big shoot has been
held at Vandalia, just outside of
big day is August 27 when
20,000 spectators are expected to
turn out to see the grand Ameri-
Last year, Ben Cheek, sixty-year-
old coon hunter from Clinton, Ind,
it was a railway
conductor from Tallahassee, Fla., J.
Garrison
Roebuck, of McClure, O., won the
knows and I'll give
glows Mr. Howell,
wins the story-telling title
Mrs. Annie Enterline visited with
Dr. and Mrs. Dorsey Butterbaugh of
David Flory attended the Flory
Park near Lancasiar on Saturday
Aaron Musser of
near this place, announce the birth
of a daughter on Friday, August 13.
on Saturday evening the local fire
Miss Betty Kaylor of Elizabeth
town is visiting with Mr. and Mrs.
Edward Murphy and family of this
Mr. and Mrs. A. S. Lenhard visit-
ed with the former's brother Martin
on Sunday afternoon, who is ill at
Funeral services for Charles Ra-
ber who died of typhoid fever were
held at the Gospel Tabernacle in
Elizabethtown on Monday afternoon.
Verna Mae Brandt and
Phares Brandt,
Jacob
of Elizabethtown attended
Cleona camp-meeting on Thursday
Mr. and Mrs. Earl Wittle visited
with Mr. and Mrs. Abram Koser of
Hershey on Sunday evening. Mr.
and Mrs. Koser announce the birth
Congratulations

He went to!

MANHEIM NETMEN TOP

The Manheim netmen defeated
Mt. Joy by a 5 to 4 score in a
scheduled Inter-County Tennis
League match on the latter's courts.
The results are as follows:
SINGLES: Stern, Manheim,
feated Fellenbaum, 6-1, 10-8.
R. E. Young, Manheim, defeated,
Divit, 6-3, 6-4.
Germer, Mt. Joy, defeated Gray-
bill, 6-3, 6-2, 6-4.
Schroll, Mt. Joy, defeated Shenk,
2.6, 6-2, 6-3.
S
de-
1d
8-6, 6-3.
Stark, Manheim, defeated Somer,
6-2, 6-0,
DOUBLES: Fellenbaum and Divit,
Mt. Joy, defeated Shenk and R.
re |E, Young, 8-6, 6-2.
a} Stark and R. B. Young, Manheim,
defeated Somer aand Schroll, 6-2,
6-2.
Graybill and Achey, Manheim,
defeated Germer and Zink, 6-8,
6-2, 6-4,
At. Mt. Gretna
LOVELY BRUNETTE
Miss Jean Arden, lovely, brunette,
and a most capable actress, is ap-
t=

le
smash comedy hit, “The First Year”
which is being presented every night
this week at the Gretna Theatre
and which is the last production
T-lof the 1937 season. Miss Arden
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"JEAN 'ARDEN
plays splendidly her role in
“The
First Year” which concerns the
first year of married life, with all
its fun and troubles. It is abso-
lutely the funniest comedy of the
season, Each night of farewell
week, in keeping with the annual
custom, members of the company
bid the audiences au revoir for
another season.
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POPULAR ATTRACTIONS
I' MOUNT GRETNA PARK
SUN. EVENING
S
Next Sunday you will find much
fun and comedy at Mount Gretna
Park and dished out for you by

MT. JOY, 5 TO 4 SCORE
| Playground boys accompanied
Legion team to'p
i big league game.
pearing in a starring role in the!
guests of Connie Mack and for the
However some forgot and stuck to |
Boston.
home from the game.
properly labelled and used
scramble to close the Playground
season on Thursday night. Everyone !
is again invited to attend Thursday |
evening.
have become interested enough to
form a soft ball team. They played |
the boys two games last week. A
practice game was played on Wed-
nesday evening which the boys won
9 to 8. On Friday evening the real |
game was played. This the boys again
won by score of 15-13.

News
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By JOE MOORE, Director
Playground closes this Thursday
"evening with presentation program
in Park at 6:45.
The features of the last week of
the playground will be the Junior-
| Senior Olympics on Wednesday af-
ternoon and the Presentation pro-
Zink, Mt. Joy, defeated Achey, gram Thursday evening at 6:45. We
would like to urge as many fathers
{and mothers as possible to attend
this evening meeting.
The high spot of last week's pro-
{gram came on Thursday when the
“Minnie” Hipples'
Shibe Park to see Boston beat the
Philadelphia Athletics 5 to 4. For
many this was the first trip to see a
The comments
were many and varied from, “Why
it looks like a factory!” when Shibe
Park was first seen to “Boy what a
wallop! When “Wally” Moses hit his
home run in the first. Some of the
boys may have received some sun-
burn under the chin from gazing
around but it is a sure bet that they
all returned home, tired but happy.
The boys who attended the game
were: James Eshleman, Samuel Mil-
ler, James Zeller, H. Fellenbaum,
Lee Ellis, Alvin Showalter, James
Shatz, Russell Sumpman, Bruce
Brown, Winfield Zerphey, Clyde
Zink, Clyde Fenstermacher, Horace
Wertz, Wm. McLaughlin, Robert
Pennell, Galen Rohrer, Chas. Zink,
Robert Zink, Kenneth Gainer, Rich-
ard Brown, John Crider, Victor
Rohrer,
Sumpman, Victor’ Zerphey, Clarence
Roth, Whitey’ Myers, Park Neiss,
Mart ‘Brown, Sox Myers, Raver Mil-
ler, Wm. Brown, Frank Zink.
These boys thank the following
men for giving their time and cars
to transport the boys to the ball
game. Mr. Paul Hipple, Mrs Wm.
Nitrauer, Mr. Clyde Gerberich, Mr.
Joseph Stoner, Mr. Thomas J. B.
Brown, and Tommy Brown, Mr.
Chas. Gladfelter, Mr. Joseph Moore.
At the game the boys were the
most part they were “A” rooters.
Only one ball was brought
It will be
in a
Play Ground
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sold on the grounds and there will
evening, B Riles
the congregation was met at the
door by little Johnny.
since Christmas when Mom caught |
Santa Claus kissing the cook.”
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SWINGIN’ CLC
AND HIS GEORGIE
N. B. C. Sensation and fealtigj
SILVER YODELING BILL—WILLIE
TOMMY KNOTT and his Harmon
CHIEF BENNY and his Accordian
PID HAWKINS and entire Company
Don't miss this KDKA Radio Sensation with their
“hang-up” comedy—rare music and thrills
MORE FINE FREE GATE GIFTS SPECIAL FOR THIS DAY 1

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N. B. C. ATTRACTIONS
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August 29, Aft. & Eve.
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“DADDY” KEENER TO HOLD |
SHOOT ON LABOR DAY

Monday, September 6, Labor Day
John H. “Daddy” Keener will hold
his regular Fall shoot on his pri-
vate grounds at Maytown.
The program will start at 1 P. M.
standard time and consists of 100
registered targets. Prize money will
be divided Lewis class.
Shells and refreshments will be

Miriam Ellis, 3b......... 4 0 0 BEGINNERS AND PRIMARY
Thelma Zink, ss......... 4 9. ¢ DEPT. PICNIC A SUCCESS
Mary Gembetling, rss...3 1 0
Jerry Horst, i. .......... 3 2 2! The picnic held by the beginners
Dot Schneider, of. 3 4 : land primary departments of the
June Fenstermacher, cf..3 2 [ United Brethren church on Satur-
— og ion afternoon was attended by one
POISE" + ina 36 13 6 hundred and five mothers and
Boys A.B. R. H. children also several guests. Games
Winfield Zephey, c..... 3 3 1 were played and refreshments were
H. Fellenbaum, p....... 3 1 1 enjoyed by all. Prizes were won
J. Zeller, 3 1 1 by Clarence Weldon, Patty Kep-|
BR Brown, 3 2 2 pel, William Garber, Robert Brandt, |
H Wentz 3 0 0 Nancy Brown, Jeannette Gaul,
M. Gemberling, 3b....... 3 1 0 Marlene Halbleib, Donald Wagner,
James Shatz, If.......... 3 3 3 Eugene Brown and Eva Reigel.
Bud Zink, 3 1 0 The general committee wishes to
Ken. Gainor, rf.......... 3 X 0 thank all who helped to make the |
A. Showalter, rss........ 2 1 0 picnic a success. |
Raver Miller, c.......... 1 SE : |
lee Ellis, 1 1 1 Mr. and Mrs. Harry Arnold and |
| Russell Sumpman, 1b....1 0 1 gon Neil, of Cleveland, Ohio; spent
{Be Pennell, 1 0 0 several days with the former's
R. Showalter, ss......... 1 0 0 gister, Mrs. J. L. Milligan and fam-
Sox Myers, 3b........... 1 0. 0 jy.
Victor Rohrer, If........ 1 0 0
Benjamin Horst, rf...... 2 0 0 g
John Crider, rss. 1 0 0 t
Wm. Brown, of.......... 1 0 0 . S| r i et 3)
Score by innings. ......123 45—Final i TEI IAL Sa Pa

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Matinee
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Joel McCrea fg
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Free Gifts: For The Lag
MONDAY and TUESDA%;
Monday Bargain Matinee”
2:15 P. M. Adults 15¢c We
Spencer Tracy ¥
Freddie Bartholomew
Lionel Barrymore
“CAPTAINS COURAGEOUS"

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THURSDAY, NIGHT, AUGUST 26, 1937
Postponed ¥gom Saturday Nigh
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“SING AND BE HAPRY”

Mon. Tues., August 30-31
Warner Baxter, Wallace Beery
in
“SLAVE SHIP”

SATURDAY, AUG. 28, 1937
IN MOUNT JOY PARK
By Sons of American Legion Squadron No. 185
Mount Joy, Penna.
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Every one |
lone of radio's “bang-up® hits— enjoyed this game very much. The
none other than K. D. K. A’s|Pplayers and score:
Denver Darling and his original Girls A.B. R. H.
Georgie Porgic Boys known as the {J. Eshleman, c........... 4 2 0
N. B. C. Sensations. Denver Darl-|Beota Horst, p........... 4 3 3
ing brings with him the entire |Neddy Hipple, 1b....... 4-3 3
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Warren Shirk, Prop.
Clams every day during the weck

Bill,
Hawkins and all the gang.
Better drive early to the Park
and get the thrill of the entire
show. Also, on the bill is Radio's
popular Jan Carter and his Swingin’
Clown Comedy Band. Their “carry-
ing on” comedy and musical antics
will drop you in the aisle with
laughter. These two attractions
should give you plenty to talk
about for weeks to come. Many
gate gifts will be given away.
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and his band accordian—Pid | -

Moose Theatre
of ELIZABETHTOWN
Evenings
2 Shows
Tand 9 P. M.
Saturday
6-8-9:30 P. M.

Constance Bennett
in
“TOPPER”

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Fri. Sat., August 27-28
Kay Francis
in

Monday, August 30th
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in
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