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A WISE OWL

That was a wicked party on
Sunday. Such harmony in song.
Wouldja believe it, there wasn’t a
headache in the crowd—'tii Mon-
day.
Gene, that Harrisburg slicker,
who’s come to the farm for the
just won't believe the
stories they tell him about the
size of the carp in the Little
Chiquies creek.
summer,
Ab Weaver told him that on
Monday when he was in the creek
he swam under a carp that was so
big he thought it was a canoe....
Canoe believe it?
Joe Habecker says he won a
clock over at Lebseltzer's Grove
that runs fine—it actually does
an hour in 45 minutes—it’s a fast
one.
A little tike remarked: “I just
saw a watermelon in a window
eight feet high and nine feet wide.
A grownup overhearing this rep-
rimanded him saying: “Now, now.
There isn’t any watermelon that
big.” And the little fellow replied:
“Who said the watermelon was
that big? I said the window was.”
A proud family man was boast-
ing to a friend. “Billy's mother
is the sunshine of my home.” The
friend answered: “That's right. I
saw her giving Billy a good tann-
ing when I passed your house—
Just a good case of son tan,
oral quiz the last
school a grade school
teacher said: “Bobby, locate the
Red Sea.” Bobby hesitated and
then said: “In the middle of my
report card.”
Diiritig
of
an
week
A Florin
glarm clock
urday when
Milly asked:
man purchased an
at Trimmer's. Sat-
he was in the store
“Do you find your
alarm clock satisfactory?” And
the man answered: “You bet! It
rings and wakens the parrot; the
parrot whistles to the dog and
the dog barks and wakes me up—
It works.
At a patent medicine show near
Manheim the Doctor (?) spoke to
the crowd saying:”—and now ladies
and gentlemen I have been selling
this medicine for 20 years and
have never had a complaint. What
does that prove to you?” And a
voice from the crowd, that sounded
like Firpy, called: “Dead men
tell no tales.”
Last night a frightened lady
woke her husband about 3 A. M.
saying: “I'm sure I heard a mouse
squealing.” And her hubby drow-
sily asked: “Well, what do you
want me to do—get up and oil
wr
Here's a telephone conversation
I heard on a party line when the
wires got crossed: “Hello,” “Who's
speaking?” “Watt.” “What's your
name?” Watt's my name.” “Yeh,
what's your name.” “My name is
John Watt.” “John what?” “Oh,
never mind. Ill be around to see
you this afternoon.” “All right.
Who are you—Jones?” “No. I'm
Knott.” “Well, will you please
tell me who you are, then?” “Will
Knott.” “Why not?” “My name
is Knott!” “Not what?”...... And
then they both got sore!—What not.
A WISE OWL
eet AT.
ELECTRIC SERVICE COMES
TO MANY RURAL CHURCHES

Probably at no other place along
a rural electric line extension is
electric service more fully appre-
ciated for lighting than in the
churches. In Pennsylvania, partic-
ularly, the countryside is dotted
with church edifices many of which
were erected as long ago as when
the kerosene lamp was a novelty
and tallow dips were in general
use in rural homes. Transporta-
1037
Pa. Sportsm'n
Associa'n Met
At Shamokin
ALL OFFICERS WERE RE-EL-
ECTED—NEXT YEAR'S CON-
VENTION AND SHOOT GOES
TO BRINTON LAKE CLUB AT
CONCORDVILLE
t The forty-seventh annual con-
vention and shoot of the Pennsyl-
vania State Sportsmen's Associa-
tion was held at the Valley Gun
and Country Club, Shamokin, last
week opening Wednesday and
closing Saturday afternoon.
Wednesday was preliminiary day
and the main events opened Thurs-
day. Even though the shooting
was very difficult that day, with
continuous rain and strong wind,
many good scores were made in
the 150 singles and 100 doubles
races.
Mr. Miess, Hazleton, won the
latter with 96 out of 100 in class A.
In class B. doubles, John E. Schroll,
of town, tied for the championship
and lost by one target in the
shootoff. =~ Mr. Schroll won this
championship at Bradford last year.
In class C John H. Keener, of
Maytown tied for second with 139
out of 150 on Thursday.
Friday was class day and some
wonderful scores were made. Hem-
mig, of Reading, won class A with
200 straight. While four others
tied for second with 199 out of 200.
Saturday Mulhaupt won with 100
straight and in the handicap in the
afternoon Baldwin and Vernon tied
with 95 out of 100 but the latte#
won the shootoff.
Mr. Harry Hostetter, of Lancas-
ter won the 20-21 yardage trophy
with a 92 score. John E. Schroll,
of town was second with 91.
The Meeting
The Association held its annual
meeting at the American Legion
Home Thursday evening. A tur-
key banquet preceeded the meeting.
At the business session these
officers were re-elected:
President—C. D. Henline, Brad-
ford.
Vice President—J. W. Eshelman,
Lancaster.
Secretary—John E, Schroll, Mt.
Joy.
Treasurer—Dr, A. W. Vernon,
Bradford.
Rep. to A. T. A—John W. Eshel-
man, Lancaster.
Next year’s convention will be
held at Concordville with Brinton
Lake Club as hosts.
—————- Er
Rheems
Attractions
THE RHEEMS FIRE COMPANY
WILL HOLD 3rd CARNIVAL OF
THE SEASON WITH A BANNER
PROGRAM

On Saturday, June 26, the main
features at Rheems will be the
Texas Rough Riders, this is one
of the best groups of WEEU broad-
casting station at Reading. You
surely heard them over radio, now
here's your chance to see them.
Also your old Cousin Lee, bring-
ing with him, one of the best of
entertainments, ever brought out of
York.
And above all don’t forget a
beautiful Plymouth car will be
given away at this carnival.
There will be refreshments and
amusements for all. Parking and
children free.
Gate prizes will be awarded. Be
there at seven o'clock standard
time. We'll expect you.
BR
HELP PLANTS TO GROW
Garden seedlings must come up
after the seeds have germinated in
order to produce good and uniform
stands of plants. The surface soil
must be soft and moist to let the
little seedlings through, says Penn
State vegetable gardeners.

those times than in the present
stream lined age and trips to the
stores for the purchase of supplies

THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO. PA.
A. E. SCOTTS GRETNA
PLAYERS PRESENT
“SATURDAY NIGHT"

Many personal hits are being
scored in the opening comedy of the
eleventh season at the Gretna Thea-
tre, Mount Gretna, where A. E
Scott's Gretna Players are appear-
ing every night this week in “Satur-
day Night,” the gay, modern com-
edy by Owen Davis. Miss Margaret
Mansfield, who has been known to
Gretna Theatre patrons as the lead-
ing lady, is creating an astounding
sensation and many expressions of
regret by her announcement that
her post this year will be manager
instead of leading lady. Maybe the
popular, petite Margaret might be
persuaded to do at least one role in
the course of the Who
knows?
Appearing in leading roles are two
attractive newcomers to the Gretna
scene, Miss Joan Arden, a brunette
season.

Sixteeners
Held Fiftieth
Annivers' ry:
(Continued from page 4)
her experiences in Mount Joy and
recited a poem. Pauline and Dor-
othy Edwards,
diers’ Orphan school, sang.
Waynt, Sunbury, recited a humer-
ous selection and Mrs. D. A. Hull,
Upper Darby, gave a comic imper-'
sonation. Jeanette Booth, Harris-
dancing. Harvey Shaar, Lancaster,

of striking beauty, and Louis Tanno
who is sure to make the hearts of
the gala flutter like mad, for his
dark handsomeness is attractive in-!
deed, Presented in supporting roles
are Miss Beth Marion, blonde-blue
eyed beauty who came to Gretna di-
rectly from Hollywood, and Jack !
Easton who came to Gretna for the
first time last season and played
never-to-be-forgotten roles in “Ah, |
Wilderness,” and “Charlie’s Aunt.”
Ralph W. Chambers, born in
Uniontown, Pa., has an interesting
role. He is noted for his splendid |
singing voice as well as for his
acting ability. Melba Palmer, char-
acter woman, with a wee bit o’ Sat-
an in her twinkling eyes is pleasing’
the audiences mightily. Phil Tead is
directing.
Next week, the Players will pre-
sent another famous Broadway com-
edy, “The Easy Mark,” in which
Walter Huston starred upon its
original presentation in New York.
nr cert Cee.
Four persons were hurt when
their auto crashed into a culvert
on the highway near the Eagles’
Summer home near Klinesville
Sunday.

selections
{ty were Mrs.
| Mrs.
read some of his famous recipes for
bean soup, molasses sandwich and
(hominy.
Charles C. Lean, Pitts-
gave a number of baritone
and Ethel Weaver and
burgh,
{her mother, Mrs. Addie Weigelt,
York, sang a duet.
Lorenzo McCracken, Lancaster,
an old Grand Army man, appeared
A. E. Rudy, eighty-one years |
old read a poem of his own com- |
position on this fiftieth anniver-
sary.
Mrs. Sally Kulp Young talked of
who now live in the |
. . |
building which houses the old Sol-
Sadie | will entertain the Lancaster County
burg, entertained with toe and tap 'for the year,
on the platform and sang a song. |
The program was in charge of
Ethel Weaver and Harvey Shaar.
Those attending from this vicini- |
Beamesderfer,
Mary
Edna Stirk, Walter
Mrs. Lizzie Bair, Mrs. Eisch,
Deyer, Charles E. Hedricks,
Mr. and Mrs. John Johns,
son Stokes, Miss Gertrude Stokes,
Lizzie Runkel, Penrose Vanaulen,
Mr. and Mrs. Harvey W. Shaar
and Harriet Waiton, Lancaster;
Mrs. Pauline Siller,
George Hambright,
Martha Bradigan,
zen
Mrs. James
Mamie Miller,
Mrs. Fanny Morris Grace, 83,
Philadelphia, Jackson Stokes, 81,
Lancaster, and A. E. Rudy, 81,
Powell,
cis
Millersville;
Peter, Lebanon; and |
Reading.

Twin Oa

ks

Smiling Dave
LANDIS,
FUN ON
SKATING, JUGG

Sunday, June 2%th, 193%
AND THEIR GROUP
AND ATL ESCAPE ARTIST
LAST BUT NOT LEAST
Revolving Collins
Admissic
CHILDREN and PARKING
and Linda Lou
Magician
SKATES
LING, COMEDY
n -— isc
—

FREE

Matinee
Saturdays
and
Holidays
2PM
ELIZABET

Moose Theatre
Evenings
2 Shows
7 and 3 P. ML.
Saturday
6-8-9:30 P. M.
HTOWN

Wednesday, June 23rd
Elizabeth Allen
m
“THE SOLDIER AND
THE LADY”

Thursday, June 24th
Two Features
“SONG oy =e CITY”
“WHEN LOV ISYOUNG”

FRIDAY and SATURDAY, JUNE 25th and 26th
“TOP OF THE TOWN”—AIl Star Cast

Monday, June 28th
Two Features
“WERE ON THE JURY”
and
“BREEZING HOME”
Tuesday, June 29th
Patsy KellY
in
“PICK A STAR”

WEDNESDAY and THURSDAY, JUNE 30th, JULY ist
Janet Gaynor & Frederic March in “A STAR IS BORN”
Mrs. Lillian Fra- |
and Mrs. Irene Hopkins, Akron; |
Mount Joy; |
|
|
|
Fran- | §
Jack- |
“Go-Getter”

| Harrisburg, were the oldest pupils
of the school present,
A Vote of Thanks
the business meeting the |
was passed:
x
resolution
“We wish to extend to the Mt. |
Bulletin our sincere thanks |
the interest it has taken to |
rom the success of our reun-
|ions in the past and especially so
Joy
for our 50th anniversary. We feel
that Mr. Schroll deserves our per-
jconal thanks for his part in the
| cuccessful outcome of our birthday
| party. Also the Mount Joy School
Board for the use of the auditorium.

i
MEETS AT SCHOENECK
The
Schoeneck Fire Company

Firemen’'s Association
| Park Friday night,
RC
standing
at Harting's
June 25.
Heagey will |
committees
President
{appoint the

Mar Marietta. Pa:
FRIDAY
Extra Attraction On Stage!!
150 Reasons To Be Here!
Edward Arnold in
“JOHN MEADE'S WOMAN"
EE
SATURDAY
Matinee 2:15 P. M.
George Brent in
MOUNTAIN JUSTICE
Free To The Ladies—New
Peacock Blue Kitchen Utility
Set or Golden Cascade China
Service—Your Choice! !
A —— A AT SANTI 15058
MONDAY and TUESDAY
Monday Bargain Matinee
2:15 P. M. Adults 15¢
Ginger Rogers and
Fred Astaire
“SHALL WE DANCE”

UDITORIU
THEATRE
Manheim

Wed. Thurs., June 23-24 |
Robert Montgomery and
Rosalind Russell in
“Night Must Fall”
Friday, June 25th |
Double Feature [
Geo.

O’Brien
in
‘ParkAvenuelogger’

Saturday, June 26
Paul Muni and Miriam Hopkins
in
‘The Woman | Love’

Mon. June 28.29
George Brent
Tues.,

in

| Fire Company, was held at the Fire

corresponding secretary and Miss
Dorothy Hoffmaster was apponted
| the temporary officer.
Mr. Ray Myers, chief of the Fire
Company, was present and invited
the ladies to assist at the carnival to
berets | be held next thirteen
[ladies volunteered to help.
FIRE CO. AUXILIARY
MET THURSDAY EVENING

The regular monthly meeting of
[the Ladies’ Auxiliary of Friendship

House, last Thursday evening.
The Ladies’ will

month, and
purchase
to match and complete their uni-
forms. Mr. Ralph Eshleman was in- The Auxiliary sent a bouquet of
structed to paint a banner, to be low flowers to one of its members,
used in parades. Mrs. Esther Buller, who returned
Miss Margaret Mateer, res
R-H-E-E-M-S
SATURDAY NITE, JUNE 26, 1939
THE RHEEMS FIRE COMPANY PRESENTS
TEXAS ROUGH RIDERS
This is one of the Best Groups on WEEU Broadcasting Station,
READING
igned as ' from the hospital.

ALSO YOUR OLD
COUSIN LEE
Bringing With Him One of The Best Groups of Entertainers
Ever Brought Out of York
Don't Forget a Beautiful
PLYMOUTH CAR
Will Be Given Away
At This Carnival

i SHOW STARTS 7:60 P. M. S. T.
Admission 15¢ Children Free
| Gate Prizes—Lots of them—First Drawing 9:00 P, M.

DON'T MISS
Mount Gretna Park
SUNDAY, JUNE 27th
AFTERNOON and EVENING
BOB MAGEE IN PERSON
AND HIS ENTIRE
FOLLIES REVUE
Gorgeous cos -complete new show
Famous Acts direct from States Tour
THE THREE MANIACS
They do everything but destroy themselves—A riot of fun
MONAHAN & MOSS
laye rs on tour
tumes-

their feet

In additicn to above

y free “Country Store
Grocery Bags” will b plus tax—total 20c
Bring to beautiful Mount Gretna Park
S in refreshing Mount Gretna Lake

New Ocean Sand Beach—New Diving Tower, E

~- THEN AFTER CLEANIN'
EVERYBODY HE Won
et CONSOLATION" wo
A SIX CART WHEELER
AND SAY, AINT THAT
CONSOLATION" STUEE
THE BIG LAUGH ? HUH?
THE WINNER SALwars
GETS

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HARD LUCK GOT OF
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DO YOU KNOW WHY -
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were infrequent at best.
The lighting of the interiors of
these old churches in which gener-
ations of a family have occupied the
same pews and which have witnessed
the baptism, confirmation, marriage
and burial services of members, has
completely revolutionized the as-
pect of the services.
How important an epoch in the
life of the country church is the
coming of electric lighting is at-
tested by the fact that dedicatory
services are held to mark the
event and the occasion made one

tion was a much bigger problem in

of general celebration.
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Eight were hurt, one arrested and
two others face arrest because of a
headon collision near Mountville
Saturday. .

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Mt. Joy 86 or E'town 66R4
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MOUNT JOY, PA.
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Don’t Take Drastic Drugs
Your Kidneys contain 9 miilion t tiny
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SHE LOST 20
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Feel full of pep and possess the
slender form you crave—you can't
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To take off excess fat go light on
Ia itty meats, butter, cream and sug-
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v vegetables s and take a half teaspoon-
ful of Kruschen Salts in a glass of
hot water every morning to elimi-
nate excess waste
. Elma Verille of Havre de
Md., writes: “I took off 20
—my clothes fit me fine now.”
No drastic cathartics—no consti-
pation—but blissful daily bowel ac-
tion when you take your little daily
dose of Kruschen.
ARE YOU ONLY A

THREE-QUARTER WIFE?
EN, because they are men, can
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HOW OFTEN CAN YOU
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Go “Smiling Through,”

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