WEDNESDAY, MAY 5TH, 1 937 THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN OWL LAFFS|Local Marble|LANDISVILLE Tournameni| we pis Plewscivembers of A WISE OWL This being a new month I'll start my column with a bit of advice: Al- ways remember that sunny smiles are often worn by shady people. These being the days when horse racing is at it's heighth in a nearby state, quite a number of local turf followers spend several days a week there. Some take over the bookies, while a choice few are just natural- ly taken over. Monday nite the activities at Pim- lico were being discussed. One par- ticular patron of the bookies whose ponies always come home last, was summing up his losses of the last few weeks at Bowie. Havre-de- Grace and now Pimlico. A friend, hoping to cheer him up said: “You- 've one consolation. You know, in Heaven the last shall be first.” A smile immediately lighted the losers face and he exclaimed: “Oh, boy! Will I clean up in Heaven! One way of making a wife sit up and take notice is to talk in your sleep. A newly married hubby came home from work at the Shoe Fact- tory last night and upon entering the house he called: “Hello, wifie dear, what are we having for sup- per?” She called: “There's two days till pay day and the money’s all gone so were having sponge cake. I sponged the eggs from Mrs. Way, the flour from Mrs. Hinkle and the milk from Mrs. Smith.”....The first ten years are the toughest, you'll learn to manage...... I hope! With all the fertile soil in the country it’s strange that rural lassies go to the big city to sow their wild oats. Saturday at Lancaster a Manheim business man went into a restaurant for dinner. After sitting at a table very patiently for an hour he shout- ed: “Waiter, I ordered a half trout an hour ago.” The waiter sneered: “You must be mistaken. We can’t catch half a trout.”....0dd, isn’t it? Three on a match is bad, they say. We agree, especially if it's a ma- rimonial match. After a year of wedded bliss (? ?) a sweet young thing from Salunga met up with an old school chum she hadn’t seen for sometime. The chum asked: “And are you happily mar- ried?” And the bride of a year ans- wered: “Yes, indeed! My husband is scared to death of me.” The difference between a wild horse and a tame horse: Only a little bit. Dick B. was out on a new date Sunday night. Meaning to start the evening right he began with flattery, saying: “You look like a million dol- lars.” And the femme haughtily ex- claimed: “Yes, and I'm just as hard to make.”....Is zat so? Dumb Dora says: “The only type of man who'd marry a wooden wo- man is a blockhead.” A Florin lady went to the hospital Monday and before she “went un- der” ether she shakily whispered: “Doctor, I'm scared to death. This will be my first operation. “The doc- tor patted her hand saying:” Sure, I know just how you feel. You're my first patient.”........ Nice cheerful thought. Sympathetic anyway. As soon as a fellow uses a little horse sense, everybody rides him. ‘What's the hardest substance in the world?” “A diamond.” “Smarty, how do you know?” “I slipped and fell whet I was playing basketball. Well, Red, the shopping days are over——or are they? You sure did things up brown, what with all the sirens, bells and party. But you bet- ter come down to earth now and say, Red, don’t unthinkingly walk out Newcomer and Mrs. Stehman. JAPANESE CHERRY TREES 1 all over the tree. is Progressing FOUR SEEDED PLAYERS STILL BATTLING FOR HONORS— CONTESTS ARE NOW IN QUAR- TER FINALS has reached the quarter finals with four seeded players surviving. These are Robert Germer, seeded No. 1 and last year’s champion; Robert Zink, William Brown and Harold Fellenbaum. The four unseeded boys who will survive are Robert Reheard, Charles Hendrix, Robert Archer and Jack McClellan, Of the seeded players who have been defeated James Schatz, Park Niess and Louis Shenk have ad- vanced far enough to enter the loser’'s tournament, so they still have a chance for the borough championship. It must be remem- bered that last year’s champ came up from the loser’s tournament. The girls’ tournament has also advanced to the quarter finals with Helen Young, last year’s champion; Eva Reigle, Pauline Edwards, Verne Strickler, Madalyn Sumpman, May Zerphey, June Milligan, Joanne Brown and Nancy Ellis still sur- viving, Fourth round results for the boys were: Robert Germer defeated Robert Newcomer, 7-1, 7-6; Robert Reheard defeated Robert Pennell, 7-3, 7-5; Robert Zink defeated Robert Nissley, 7-6, 7-0; Harold Fellenbaum defeated Marshall Gemberling, 7-0, 7-0; Charles Hen- drix defeated James Schatz, 6-7, 7-0, 7-0; Robert Archer defeated Billy McLaughlin, 3-7, 7-5, 7-5; Jack McClellan defeated Robert Stoner, 6-7, 7-5, 7-3; William Brown defeated Galen Rohrer, 7-1, 7-6. Fourth round results for the girls were: Helen Young defeated Rosine Kling, 7-1, 7-2; Eva Reigle defeated Betty Gutschall, default; Pauline Edwards defeated Evelyn Gerber, 7-2, 7-2; Verna Strickler defeated Jean Schneider, 7-3, 7-0; Madalyn Sumpman defeated Anna Rohrer, 7-2, 6-7, 7-2; Mary Zer- phey defeated Frances Reed, de- fault; June Milligan defeated Caro- line Smith, default; Joanne Brown- Nancy Ellis (yet to be played). Or errr SALUNGA One Hundred Attended The Fel- lowship Dinner Held Here One hundred persons attended the Fellowship dinner held Wed- nesday in the basement of the Salunga Methodist church. Rev. C. Lyle Thomas, pastor of the church was in charge. J. I. Hoffman of Coatesville showed his colored pictures on “Mountain Climbing” as a feature of the entertainment. Rev. Will- iam L. Ziegenfus of the Zion Lu- theran church of Landisville and Rev. A. P. Stover, D. D, of the Landisville Church of God also gave short talks. The Salunga Card Club was en- tertained at the home of Mrs. Roy Spahr, of Hershey, recently. Those present were Mrs. George Shenk, Mrs. William Mumma, Mrs. Frank Shenk, Mrs. Jim Krall, Mrs. P. B. Stehman, Mrs. H. B. Stehman, Mrs. Benjamin Kendig, Mrs. Charles Mumma, Mrs. Russel Spahr, Mrs. William Hoffman, Mrs. M. Newcom- er, Miss Eleanor Fackler, ES won prizes were: Mrs. William Hoff- man, Mrs. Krall, Mrs. Spahr, Mrs. trast cr sD GE sai IN FULL BLOOM HERE The two Japanese Cherry trees in the park are in full bloom. The blossoms are a deep pink and are double, looking like little pink rambler roses scattered profusely They're really beautiful, folks. You should make it a point to see them. tl eesti A NEW CLERK Mr. Edgar Hagenberger is clerk- ing at Brubaker’s Department Store at this writing. Remember, Heagy, the customer is always right. night with the boys, or you're liable to feel a gentle but firm hand pull you back by the collar, because those days of freedom are gone for- ever. Member that old sosng “That Old Gang of Mine?” It should be changed to “That Old Chain Gang of Mine.” the door in the evening to spend ths The Boys’ Marble Tournament | Brooks, Mrs. Buckhart. Those that [2 Local Sewing Club Entertained The play, “No Men Admitted” was presented by the Young Wo- mens Bible class of the Salunga M. E. church held in the new high school auditorium on Friday ev. . ening, The spelling class was taught by Miss Ethel Steinkomph, and prizes were won by, Grace Baker, Rich- ard Charles and Mrs. William Mumma. The general information class was taught by Amos Herr, and prizes were won by Betty Stevens, El- eanor Gadd, and Robert Snavely. The High School band played several selections under the direc- tion of Miss Evelyn Heiserman. A reading was presented by Miss Betty Forney, from East Peters- burg. The entertainment was sponsored by the Ladies Aid society of the Zion Lutheran church. Mrs. J. T. Herr was in charge of the program. Sewing Club Entertained On Thursday evening the mem- bers of the Landisville Sewing club were entertained at the home of Mrs. Frank Daugherty. Refresh- ments were served to the follow- ing: Mrs. P. B. Stehman, Salunga; Mrs. J. K. Trayer, Mrs. Mark Nolt, Mrs. Earl Stauffer and Miss Ruth Hoffman. Making Baskets The Girl Scouts, are busy making May baskets of flowers to dis- tribute to the shut-ins and sick people of Landisville, Salunga and Bamford. Last month they held their an- nual rummage sale, realizing a large sum. Examinations The annual examination of pu- pils for entrance into the East Hempfield Township High school was held on Saturday morning in the High school. A list of uniform questions, pre- pared at the office of the County Superintendant, was given each pupil. Seventy-nine pupils of the gram- mar schools of East Petersburg Rohrerstown, and Landisville took the examination. J. Elias Fritz, of the High school, faculty had charge and was assisted by Miss Ethel Steinkomph, teacher of the Landisville Grammar school, Robert Lefever, of Rohrerstown, and Roy Gamber, of East Peters- burg. Mrs. Howard Cover, of Bogra, India, a missionary home on fur- lough, left last’ Wednesday, for Findley, Ohio, where she will meet Rev. Cover, who left a month ago. They will then speak in various churches in Indiana, Illinois and Iowa, after which they will go to Washington to attend the World Convention of the W. C. T. U, June 3 to the 8, as delegates from India. The Church a special program Day, Sunday, May 9. In the ev- ening the Spring Communion Service will be held with the pas- tor, Dr. .A. P. Stover, in charge ree A A OUCH! He: “I guess you've been out with worse looking fellows than I am, haven't you?” No answer. He: “I say, I guess you've been out with worse looking fellows than I am, haven't you?” She: “I heard you the first time. 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The results of the meet are as follows: Forensic Events Junior High spelling—1, Mary Mowrer, Ninth; 2, Ray Brubaker, Eighth; 3, John Ney, Ninth. Junior High elocution—1, Henry Haines, Seventh; 2, Wilmer Hei- sey, Eighth; 3, Esther Sweigart, Ninth. Senior High spelling—1, Mary Geibe, Tenth; 2, Florence Lutz, Eleventh; 3, Grace Frysinger, Tenth. Senior High elocution—1, Sara Martin, Eleventh; 2, Emory Loomis, Tenth, 3, Lillian Kibler, Twelfth. Senior High Boys Events 100 yard dash won by Charles Wetzel, Twelfth; 2, Elmer Forwood Twelfth; 3, Charles Houseal, El- eventh. Time, 11 1-10. 440 yard dash won by John Hauenstein, Twelfth; 2, Elmer Forwood, Twelfth; 3, Floyd Mec- Bride, Eleventh. Time, 1:06 2-10. Mile run won by John Hauen- stein, Twelfth; 2, Maurice Kendig, Eleventh; 3, Garver Mumper, 12th. Time, 5.58 1-10. Javelin throw won by James Mumper, Eleventh; 2, Wilbur Gei- be, Eleventh; 3, Harry McMullen, Tenth. Shot put won by Charles Hou- seal, Eleventh; 2, Joseph Reich, Eleventh; 3, Paul Hess, Twelfth. Distance, 34 feet, 6 inehes. High jump won by James Mum- per, Eleventh; 2, Maurice Kendig, Eleventh; 3, Lester Wolgemuth, Elventh. Height, 4 feet, 10 inches. Broad jump won by Floyd Mec- Bride, Eleventh; 2, Charles Wetzel, Twelfth; 3, Garver Mumper, Twel- fth. Distance, 18 feet, 4 inches. Relay won by Twelfth Grade (Elmer Forwood, John Hauenstein, Charles Wetzel, Garver Mumper); 2, Eleventh Grade; 3, Tenth Grade. Junior H'gh Boys’ Events 75 yard dash won by Ernest Braum, Ninth; 2, Robert Engle, Ninth; 3, David Walters, Ninth. Time, .08 8-10. 440 yard dash won by Dale White, Seventh; 2, Martin Barr, Eighth; 3, Lloyd Stoner, Seventh. Time 1:07. Shot Put won by Jay Gingrich, Ninth; 2, David Walters, Ninth; 3, Harry Oberholtzer, Eighth. Dis- tance, 35 feet, 3 inches. High jump won by Robert Hip- Ninth; . 2, Lester Roland, yey, Ninth; 3, Lloyd Stoner, Seventh. Height, 4 feet, 9 inches. Broad jump won by Robert Engle, Ninth; 2, Robert Hippey, Ninth; 3, Amos Bricker, Eighth. Distance, 16 feet, 6 3-4 inches. Two-fifth mile relay won by Ninth Grade (Larry Braun, Ernest Braun, Robert Engle and David Miller). Time, 2.54.4. Senior High Girls’ Events 75 yard dash won by Frances Fackler, Twelfth; 2 Mary Wittell, Eleventh; 3, Sara Charles, Twelfth. Time, .09 4-10. High jump won by Ruth Sollen- berger, Tenth; 2, Frances Price, Eleventh; 3, Myrtle Bates, Tenth. Height, 4 feet, 1 inch. Basketball throw won by Mary Herr, Eleventh; 2, Frances Price, Eleventh: 3, Mary Brandt, Tenth. Distance, 150 feet, 10 inches. , MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO, PA. Broad jump won by Anha Smith, Twelfth; 2, Frances Fackler, 12th; 3, Mary Herr, Eleventh. Height, 7 feet, 9 1-2 inches. Relay race won by Tenth Grade (Mary Geiter, Ruth Sollenberger, Yds Bates, Helen Houseal), Time Junior High Girls’ Events 50 yard dash won by Helen Price, Ninth; 2, Minerva Knisely, Ninth; 5 Goss, Seventh. Time, .07 High jump won by Pauline Weiser, Eighth; 2, Esther Sweigart, Ninth; 3, Edythe Kendig, Eighth, Height, 3 feet, 11 inches. Baseball throw won by Edna Braley, Ninth; 2, Esther Sweigart, Ninth; 3, Jane White, Seventh. Distance, 125 feet, 4 inches. Broad jump won by Minerva Knisely, Ninth; 2, Nancy Schule, Ninth; 3, Erline Bostic, Eighth. Distance, 7 feet 3 1-2 inches. Relay won by Ninth Grade: Irene Rice, Augustine Rannels, Nancy Sele and Esther Sweigart. Time, 27.8. IRONVILLE Mr. and Mrs. Cleon D. Staley, Donald and Ruth, Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Witmer, motored to Phila- delphia to visit relatives. Mrs. Joseph Berntheizel, is suff- ering with the grippe. Messrs. Earl Albright, Cornelius Spangler, Luther Ulrich and Harry Bibbus visited their camp in Perry county in Sunday. The Cold Spring Camp club held their monthly meeting on Monday evening in the Ironville Band Hall, ville U. B. church, held monthly meeting in the church on Monday evening, and it was de- cided to have services during the summer on Daylight time. Sunday school on Sunday at 9:30 D.S.T. Regular worship service at 10:30 DST CBE at 7:30 D.S. T. A nin Thursday at the Lancaster General hospital. Mrs. Spinney was Marie Earl Balmer, of town, before her marriage. rar nm oA reesei is cur classified column. The Official Board of the Iron- their Bis Wed. Thurs., May 5-6 My. ad Mis, Albert Spinpey, ren William, Karen Morley t Dunellen, N. J, announced the i | birth of a son at 3:15 p. m, last VOUT CASH! Balmer, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Turn useless articles about your home into cash. Advertise them in Our Heartiest Congratulations We want to congratulate each of the following for having reached another birthday: May 6 Lavina Nolt, Silver Spring. Paul Ament, North Market St. Florence Schneider, East Main St. Warren Greenawalt, W. Main St. Rhoda Eby, Poplar Street. May 7 Arthur Hershey, formerly of town. Almeda Stauffer, of Stauffertown. May 8 Samuel Geib, on West Main St. Evelyn Kuhn, on Donegal Springs Road. Mrs. of Lancaster, Clyde Vogel, Florin. May 10 * Twin daughters of Mr. and Mrs. Christian Hershey. Helen Louise March, 7 years old, Poplar Street. You can get all the news of this locality for less than three cents a week through The Bulletin. hing OLONE ilding Bef lacing your order elsewhere see Also manufacturers of J.N.STAUFF MOUNT JOY, PA. gs | A UDITORIURA | THEATRE IVI | Manheim Friday, May 7th ellamy, Isabel Jewell in “MAN O LIVED TWICE” and “OFF THE RACES” ith S FAMILY” ada ELD CER CT CAR CRE % FRIDAY SExtray Attraction on Stage! PERSONAL Free Gifts For MONDAY and T Monday Bargain Fred MacMurray in i SWING HIGH SWING LOW i Evenings Matinee : sss | Moose Theatre | Sw: and . M. “= Holidays WwW N Saturday 2g P. M. ELIZABETHTO 6-8-9:30 P. M. 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