ASTER CO. PA WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 16th, 1936

\ Flot rman Bender r, | Miss Alam Hershey Alice | Meckley, Mis. Ray Forney, Mis. {8
Harry Su Vy Charl Hershey, Mi Harry Grube, Mies | Gingrich, Mrs. Benjamin Hess, Mrs, hy
\ Pdwards, M A'mie Frey, Mrs. Emma D Jesse Snavely, Mrs, Wallace Min- | ’
\ Paul Weaver V1 Viable Leckel, Mrs. P. HH. [nich and Mrs. Roy Hess.

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against it. Wc parents had to ans- B ol
wer a flock of questions on Satur- 111 Lumbe Mt. Joy, Pa n
day. We take our kids to Lancaster Your Patr ge Appreciated B
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and they see a Santa Claus in every - :
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store and a half a dozen on the §
streets, we ccme home and shop in

our local stores and there's a couple @ D C RS 5
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more Santa Clauses. No two look i" >
alike or talk tho same. All of them ak WEAREVER i
shake hands with the kids and ask a) : re :
Glistening ruaners. Speedy, in

them what they want.
ay easily conirolled. Just the Nd S
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The kids didn’t mind telling Santa : coy st
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Claus the first two or three times
but when thcy got to the ninth and 1935 Sta
tenth they ¢ “Gee whiz . =
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Christmas if he forgets in fifteen of 2 1 1 oy - |
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minutes? If he’s so forgetful why
don't he get the presents mixed up? 1931 Chevrolet’
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xine And that goes on for hours. So
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I still say, there ought to be a law . {
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A small boy went into Joe the os it Jou 0 Ew oy FXE yo a i
way vou wa ¢ tor ”
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tailors shop yesterday and asked for & SON, Inc!
samples of cloth. Joe asked: “When
Main St. Mt. Joy,
SANDWICH
Metal and wood styles.
strong, sturdy bodies.

your father sent you for samples of
cloth didn't he say what color and
material he wanted?” the smaller |

boy answered: “I don't think it mat- |

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ters, sir. He wants to use them for a Qa |e a
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pen-wipers.”. . . . Noive I calls it. 7) ais ana Cg :
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A man wrapped up in himself | Repairing and Clé
makes a very small package. | Xa
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“My wife has been nursing a i Mount Joy ¢ Cle
Bx : wig itm
grouch all week,” complained a i x 7 Ls ‘ Beis
Florin hubby to a local man Satur- | = 3x P resst i 3 TR ap
day night. The latter asked: “Been ¢ You Phonc—-We call ho Ji REG 9 !

laid up, what ailed you?

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A highway cop blew his whistle é aid
shrilly, jumped on his cycle and = »
chased a speeding car. He finally EE og dd J
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forced it to the curb. A good look-

! ing blonde sat at the wheel. The cop, Su
not the least bit affected by her vie
smile, bellowed: “Hey! Pull over to | one
the curb, lady. Do you know you A | 1
were doing saver ive?” And th { ed
cute she cooed: “Isn’t it marvelous! be | day
—And I just learned to drive yes- ! Ch
terday.” i | day
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A Salunga lady t Lancaster i
shopping and, g past a man ® | : : i Gas
holding a tin cup, she dropped a nl | |, Bei
coin in it “And here's a i | 1 | i
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penny, mj Tell me how Ww i not
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you became so destitute.” The beg- > 34 i
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gar looked at the lady, rather dis- NE | day
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gustedly, glanced at the penny and hl (4H £
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remarked: “I used like you, x st ren
mum. .....alw away vast Gre
sums to the pocr and needy.” § sch
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Cappy Mumma, out- | ns >
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standing, cnthusias w | 8 Properiy Repaired Shigs v this
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wonders if he can’t some govern- | wg Every purchase made in this store entitles you to a {re} hance on me:
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ment department to pay him for “i Turkey to be given away Saturday evening, Dece er : to 1
not shootin any pheasants reer i The
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Which reminds me, we © ® Bd BB | dE
ichanee an item to th ae W Riis Tae i dau
Exchange an I ia 38 W. Main Street Mount Joy, PR. i
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the members of a Mariett: |
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club partook of a fine stake RF PEI PSII TST ETE Tee Tere “ day
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the occasion being the big feed : ;
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lowing the rabbit og
of
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I was watch the dange Lan
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tics of a very active mule

negro boy who was his k
er half an hour I asked: “Docsn't

that mule ever kick you?
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yet, but he { Sis Ta kicks d

darky answered:

where Ah recently was.”

The real optomist, s2ys Red Metz- We Ask Patronage
i ler is the fellow who tried to pick |
| my pocket. 85 Ho n T E . S .
| wo lingine Sizes - One Wheelbase
3 A very beautiful blonde passed Me Aim parformance
; the Cut Rate store when several lo- ih food Economy
cal lads were parked outside. She
completely ignored them. A few
minutes later, while guzzeling cokes
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St troke, 3. Fei
ment, 221 cu.

AND A NEW LOW PRICE

with lemon, one of the fellows an-

nounced: “That blende was a tele- | —
phone operator.” A friend inquired: | ’
“How do you know she was an| 0K D BY MILLIONS

South
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operator? “And the first speaker e
plained: “I said “hello” and she bt
n't answer.”........ It’s a habit.
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