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“I can speak Spanish, German,
French and Italian, but
tongue I can’t master,”
an interpetrer. “What's
asked a sympathetic friend.
there's one
complained
that?”
“My
wife’s,” boomed the man of many
languages. He's not alone in that
difficulty. We've several in the
very same trouble.
We want to know—if there was
such a thing as a drinking bout,
would they broadcast a round-by-
round description?
Several local ladies spent some-
time at the seashore. After re-
turning home they were discussing
their vacation with some friends
when the one remarked: “So there
was no bathtub at that seaside
hotel?” One of the ladies ex-
plained: “No, it was a case of
sink or swim, so I chose the sink.”
L
% Which reminds me—the only time
a girl won't go to great lengths to
_ please a man, is when she buys a
swimming suit.

Another fellow who's ip a
shady FEusiness, is a tree surgeon.
A WISE OWL

Reporter—Nothing
of a rumor.
Editor—That’s too’bad. We‘ll have

to keep the article down to two
columns.
BR
Podunk—What did Eli Cornpone
see when he took that trip to
Washington recently?
Peewee—Nothing. He spent all
his time hunting for the silver dol-
lar that George Washington threw
across the river. And then he
didn’t find it.
cree eee
Customer—How’s this? You have
charged me twice as much as usual
for shaving me.
Barber—It’s according to the new
code. My razor was dull and it
took me twice as long as usual to
shave you.
BASE BALL NEWS
Don’t forget the game between the
Watch Ten, of Lancaster and the
local team, to be played at the
Hershey Ball Park on our picnic
day, Friday, July 31st. The game
will be called at 5:30 P. M. (S. T.)
EP L
Subseribe for The Bulletin.
There is no better way to boost
vour business than by local news-

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Doctor—Your husband is a very

Husband—How much did you
pay for them eggs?
Wife—I had to
dozen.
Husband—Well,
eat eggs when they's as
that, Put ’'em down in the
an keep ‘em till eggs gets cheaper.
tr
pay
we're too poor to
high as

She (gushingly)—Will love
me when I am old?
He—Love you? I shall idolize you.
I shall worship the ground under
your little feet. I shall-um-er-You
you
ther are you?
A A ——
Marie—Are they in love?
listens to her telling how her cou-

paper advertising.
sin’s new dress was made.
sick man and he needs a special
nurse.
Mrs. Gnaggs—Well, .if he has to
have a nurse I wish you would
send a homely one.
Doctor—I would do it if I could—
but all the homely ones have '
starved to death during the de-
pression.
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to him describe a ball game and he |

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THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN. MOUNT JOY. LANCASTER CO., WEDNESDAY, JULY nd, 1936
Se A tron han acid Sa
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4 / WB 4 \ § “a Tittle Behl "1
a 4 1% B ! A.J ¥ % | RJ AJ ce Bob Say, daddy, did 8 & R
ate dee de NY ran Ad § AJ
you evel clo rying
George R. Taylor is making one | } A Fry 4 mY
- upside down rough tl i i add
p the greatest hits in all his theat- | ?
{ vical career in this week's produc- | : As A
| tion, “The Music Master” in which | Paddy 3: 171) RHEEMS FIREWEOMPANY PRESENT
| | ’ Y v INES / 3 CATENIN
he plays the title role. This splen- | Bobl Did vou cver e a sea MUSICAL EXTRAVNGANZA, FEATURING
did David Belasco opus is being 3 nt? SWANER MM BEY I aS
presented every night, excepting it I I ha ! With Black Face Comedy and robatic Dincing
Sunday, at the Gretna Theatre, Mt. gb Bobb ¥d ‘vou ever sce a hoop- —ALSO—
1 hooy
Gretna, by A. E. Scott's Gretna nake’ Steve Riley and His\ Ban ZENS
Players. Playing the role of the Daddy--1 have never actually Featuring Cow-Boys and’ Cow-Girls Presenting Mucic and Songs
forlorn girl, who would love to y - en one, althoush I have heard of Ot oF the Far ent
learn music, but who cannot afford a it many people who have scen o AT Vv GE
it—is Miss Margaret Mansfield, who { them. J £3 La 5 J B36
| » o LY
should have orchids sent to her for | Bobby—I should think it would y z
thins SHOW STARTS 2 P. M. STANDARD TIME
| her outstanding portrayal of this b esome to live to be as old as
! vole . } Se Yi EATS AND AMUSEMENT HOR ALL
: ; ou nd never see anything. 1 : a
amen —Gate Prizes Will Be Awarded—2¢
The entire story of the play A Artec = Ws 1D
og, : y Admission 15¢ Children and Parking FRI
A X J 1 S E OW L centers about “The Music Master aga
j who comes to this country for the oN
two-fold purpose of earning, and cam aa ss
“Every year is ieap year for pe- | © find his missing daughter. The
destrians. remarked a Florin man girl had disappeared years cmos.
after of is walles befcre that with his runaway wife, 's From Now! ¥F A ORT RE SF
after ene of his. daily walks to and — Fort 1 4 : This musical Extravaganza will appear at Rhe Saturd i ] ! R 18 Testu Ama r Picture i ANDI Y Li k {|
work at the Shoe Factory.” and in an effort to trace them he | pire Company. THING 2 VER ha £38 WV 2254 ho A
3 THINGS TO COME
had learned that they came to] . cen :
the wv of ‘his: faith — Te —ALSO-— AR ED BF W B&F A 7
A man wondered into a tennis the country of his aith | a ~ RUMBLI TAT NOT NEW Ricardo Cortez in £4 IB 4 & £58 Ka
tournament on our local courts, and [and his hope. Don't get the idea B a Se By a 11 E M S —— - “MAN HUNT”
eat down on the bench. “Whose from all this, however, that the | f 1 —
game?” he asked. A shy young play is all sweetly sad or sadly : Saturday Only! SATURD AY JUI Y 25 Oni!
J 5 —————— =P ( t 1 yf ep Bee Tilaes THY Or BE © j LLY a lat)
thing sitting next to him looked sentimental—from it. It has en- or ; ; Free Gifts Eor The Ladies! >
mS : h } Kk k- | HOF AL COUNTY LEAGUE vical | } ut hold-over Matinee at 2:15 P. 1
up hopefully and. answered: “I[0ugn humor to keep you ¢ uck ia le n d Ney Vax ¢
am. 2 Teh: Th! Sech uolngs ling no end. In fact, it has all at EASILY DEFEATED LITITZ ch 9 > 4d ni Powell in The Mason Amusement Com ar Demand
Er attr.butes which go to make up al i on Yo HEARTS DIVIDED” Burm a aR
perfect play, which is the reason Our local County League first cic 350 for bok on In a Return Engagemer
At breakfast this morning an |for its immortality. half champs easily defeated Lititz |j, y h ) tin snday Bargain 15¢ FAMOUS BR GVA x
Fast Main Street wife remarked| Next week, the Players will{8 to 1. The score: i» faa toil te Scores SBF fr £ ond)
to her husband: “I want to doldwell in the realm of the pure !Lititz r bh oa e = : Ne Slim and Hank promises ‘to do a ver scial program such as
some shopping tcday, dear, at Lan- [comic when they will present that | Eckert, c g 2:2:0 0 a ! YE hundreds st 5 hear
: . : Ties gv : 1 Here is group of Unsurpasse ans, icie
caster, if the weather is favorable. | great Broadway comedy hit, Whist- | Sturgis, 1b 09 0.0 v 1 Tuesday MLL st oun Lins irs MNgjcians
. . " .e } £ carr! e Yo 1551 ns +111 co 4
What does the paper say?” Hubby. |ling in the Dark. Schmiik, 2b .-..:.... 1. 2 1 31 : Be on hand! It may be yours Es 12 years Free
3 ay. oy Sin ; io v f) re king 5 2 years
knowing it would cost him plenty, ui Roth, 8b ...... =. 0 2040 90 veo 4 Bl Sylvia Sidney and ALL THE USUAL CARN TIONS
lcoked at the paper and read: | LANDISVILLE'S BIG CARNIVAL Hartft, sv 0 0 4.210 5
“Rain, hail, thunder and lightaing.” SATURDAY NIGHT, JULY 25|Kreider, cf .......... 00 1.0 0 ‘ ;
Sods It's lucky for him that w.fey Sammet. ..........0 0 2.0 0 - SE — 4 pi
didn’t look at the weather rcpcrt. By popular demand the Mason Recsenbers, ¢ ........ 0 0400 oN
: 5 5p . EH 0 5 0 rn 0 0 GOO
Amusement Co. has rebooked that |{Pfautz, rf ........... 006.00 = :
A sweet young couple met atthe | stellar attraction Slim and Hank to RUpp, 0... ih 0 0.0 0 0: ) } wT TE :
church to be married. She, dressed {play a return engagement on the Smith, p ............ 0 06:0 00 8 id ax, PS Ya
all in white bridal attire, looked at Speedway grounds, at Landisville ee iL / a € a EL a? aa &
him disappointedly and said: “Why lon Saturday evening, July 25. Totals .......... <1: 6248 1 \
John, what do you mean by com- These two well known enter-|Mt. Joy-Florin rh oo a ¢€ © . 5 33
ing to our wedding in a business tainers appear with the famous |Weidman, If ...... 22:10 3 y
suit?” He tcok her by the arm |Royal Ramblers. This is a group !Kraybill, 3b ......... El © 0A Wr r
and explained: “Well, I meanlof unsurpassed entertainers com-.|Schroll, cf .......... 3300 8 3 9 Lr {ar len &
business.” prising comedians, musicians and |Schneider, ss ........1 1 2 2 0 i 3
singers making their first appear-i{Den, sef ............ 1-1 5.01 g AEE MA RE 2A y ESTRA
Thirty days hath Sept, April. |ance in this section. Slim and {Pennel, 2b “0 1 00 4) JEAN IOI, i, TAL >» DANCER
June and my uncle for speeding. !Hank promise to do a very spec-|Engle, 1b ........... oO 2-700 1 3 i Deva; A ' NIN." |
i ; = PATROL MAD 3 Jane Devers, Adgphatic and Tap Dancing
ial program. Bishop, ¢ ........ 20.0 50:0
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I used to sell underthings to} In addition to the above there|Hipple, rf ........... 00500 DIXIE B. LINERS, Gz York
Nudist Colonies,” remarked Red |will be the usual carnival attrac-|Grove, p ......... 0 1000 5 er WORK, Station
Metzler. Puzzled, a pal asked: |tions. Admission, 15 cents. Park- i a Ki © Yuli lasik ‘ ve
“What kind dorthirus?” Rod |i 8 With Snow Ral DlacikhFace Comedian ]
at kind of underthings?” Red |ing and children free. atals o.oo 8 1227 5 1 4 As Master of Cero
laughed and said: “Cushions.” LITITZ... ......, 000 i 090 —1 8 cme 9
5 i A A a 2
MT. JOY-FLORIN 000 330 20x—38 nother & guy SP ZA 7
Recently, at Elizabethtown, just Outraged Customer ———- Ee Heme i i & PS UND p< 0s \ LE : SEE & #5 4 26
as the big parade was getting un- SOYBEAN FOODS NEXT 1 3 30 a 0 57 ol
eh i pr JEAT EC —————— Moe K d
derway, hide fellow called to Stamp Clerk—Madam, this letter JENNY Ha i ar 8 BEE ke ! 214i Ban
his sister: “Here comes the par- is overweight. Youll have to put Housewives have been hard ARNIS AKIME 5 : z : { ©
ade. Where's mother? His sister on another stamp. pressed to find substitutes or a te i & Adults, Free
answered: “She’s upstairs waving | nrogom Well, of all the mean |something just as those foods with ' il i iil é ALSO BATHING, REF RES S hoi ETC. :
her hair} Amazed th boy: said: people! Here I've mailed hundreds |sky-rocketing prices. Members of ng Sow: Gli Sho i 3 LE, i
“Goodness, can’t we all flag?” i Sau ly =
can afford a fla of letters that were underweight— |experimental cookery classes of - hand : rr
Lo f le k If and now you are going to charge [Iowa state college have ce ntered
J ots © people gep he wo me because I'm sending one that's their attention on this problem tco. nus ical =H J id ti TT
+ bv a -ev as 1¢ 11 ‘
from the door’ by being foxy. just a teeny bit over the limit. They say the soybean ma an The SU UNTAINZER y "1 Gartoon Co, N.
— 3 And right at our own postoffice too, | appetizing and nutritious dish when other é EE im
A hapless hubby from hereabouts —————————— served with tomato sauce. Tests 3 PART
absent mindedly remarked: Ore GRASS FOR DINNER of soybean bologna, cheese and A th COME Of <4
seems fo be my unlucky Dried grass dishes are among the |cereals were less successful. Soy- G ym . i Bo did pee
His wife asked: “How's that, dear” moan > oes toe sed: for Baking pr reates 1 show of 4 Tin thi FA
latest food delicacies developed by|bean flour used for baking pro- np WE LL INES, A CHANCE
He explained: “You and I be- GU TE : na] 43: Savy Broditete ADMISSION ren the 1 Wel ZR
” N hos | chemist-dieticians who claim that|duced a heavy product and the Sei l fterno GIVE You 1 Co '‘GEY FTE ©
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came Op aon Ow hes In aly ung cereal grasses such as oats, | flavor of soybean “coffee” proved alli Eng & lax A CHANCE 4 Pn
ward, she’s a good shot. a: bi Nocortholess. the “J {EUMONIA,
rye and barley are several hund-|a it strange. evertheless, the | BA GOIN’
All i Tad red times more nutritious than common but little eaten soybean is ALE J He HN
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pRB a Be nee 3 ead a man on. carrots, lettuce, etc. How- (likely to turn out to be an im- ai 1 0 GR RE RA RL offs M
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good sirong line ever, they must be cut at exactly |portant food factor in hé\near , ADAM.
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Gosh, youre lazy,” said a fel- . ; . RETR | Saturd | i = Boy ANYTHING
ow al Busty M: = what}? week will reduce the vitamin, urdays | i! cH! ALUIAYS HAD
OW Wid = ro sty Matcer, mineral and fat content by 50| Henry Peck—Just my luck! nad SPM | rE ANDY REY THE
would you have wone if you had per cent. Friend—What’s the matter now? . RYS | Saturday iE / ST
been brought up among people who ew Peck—I promised my wife I'd be 2PM i 6-85-9:30 P. M. | i al on TIMES
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I would have sold them pocket Nothing. Peck—Yes, I did even better, I got W ednesday, July hursdav. July 23rd
handizerehiefs. Editor—No facts at all? in just at 9:45 but she was sound | Jean~Hersholt 3
= Reporter—Not a solitary fact. asleep and I failed to get any credit. | a --NO SHOW— £
It's no use talking turkey to a : : {
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man who is chicken-hearted. ho ° ap 53 “SINS OF MAN” UNION PICNIC
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