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A WISE OWL
Last week “Spook” bet his last
nickel on Iceberg, a sure thing.
But the sun shined a little too
strongly.
“Do you think the way to a man’s
heart is through his stomach?” ask-
ed a blonde femme of her girl
friend. The latter smiled and
said: “Oh sure, I always feed ’em
a lot of applesauce.”

He mumbled a few words in
church, and he was married.
He mumbled a few words in his
sleep, and he was divorced.
“Did anyone ever tell you how
wonderful you are?” cooed Red
Metzler’s girl. Red, all flustered,
admitted: “I don’t believe they
ever did.” Then she nastily said:
“Then where'd you get the idea?”
«...Now I ask you—was that nice?
A prominent local business man
says that the heighth of content-
ment when the thermometer is
over 100, is to splash your bare
“tootsies” in cold water with a
a large portion of watermelon on
Childs Park in
heartily agree
your lap in Geo.
the Poconos. We
with you Sammy.
A Florin Beau Brommel
telling his new girl what a fine
fellow he After about one
hour's contenious raving he said:
“And I'm a member of the famous
hour’s continuous raving he said:
said: “Yeah? Well, let me see you
go out.”
was
is.

But when he didn’t leave at the
hint she scarcastically asked: “Can
you crawl on your hands and
knees? Very sure of himself he
answered: “Sure I can.” ° Then
the girl friend smiled and re-
marked: “Well don’t. It's babyish.”
Another sheik from that
little town had his girl
riding. He parked in a side road
an? apologetically said: “I think
I've got a flat tire.” She disgus-
tedly looked at him and said: “I
think that makes us even.”...Tsh!
Tsh! Sech actin’
same
out

The man who's a snake in the
grass is just a worm in the home.

A Rheems hubby, who is not too
pleased with his “lot”, remarked:
“Making a mistake in love is like
buying something on the install-
ment plan, you have years to pay
for it.

Down at the Brookside Swimm-
ing Pool on Sunday, a gay old
fossil was giving a sweet young
thing quite a line. Hoping flat-
tery would work, he said: “Tl
betl.a coat of tan would be becom-
ing to’ you, girlie.” She took her
cue and said: “Oh, thanks,
darling boy, but I'd rather have
ermine.”
you

Some girls use dumbbells to get
color in their cheeks lots of
them use color on their cheeks to
get dumbbells.
and
John Brubaker was playing
“Johnny Weisemuller” in the creek
on Sunday. Now X marks
spot where he walked on the dam
(222). He escaped with minor
scratches and bruises.
A WISE OWL
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BASE BALL NEWS
The following games will be play-
ed on the Park Diamond here:
Thursday, July 16—Lititz vs. Mt.
Joy-Florin; Friday, July 17—Colum-
bia Merchants vs. Florin; Tuesday.
July 21—7th Ward of Lancaster vs.
Mount Joy-Florin.
All games called at 6 P. M.
Don’t forget the game between the
Watch Ten, of Lanedster and the
local tedm, to be played ‘at the
Hershey Ball Park on our picnic
day, Friday, July 31st. ‘The game
LM. (S. T)

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Base Ball
.....103 000 021—7
Mt. Joy-Forin..
Leola-Leacock. ..
Two base hits—Pennell,
Lincoln. Three base hits,
Base on balls off Devit 7;
Plank,
Pennell.
Smith 0.
Struck out by Smith 4; Devit 3.
Winning Pitcher, Smith. Losing
Pitcher Yiet. Umpires, Becker,
Eshleman.
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COLUMBIA VS. MT. JOY-FLORIN
On Monday evening, July 13th,
the League team played the Colum-
bia Merchants on the home diamond
i called be-
in a seven inning game,

300 000—5 |
THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA.
MORE STAR ATTRACTIONS
MOUNT GRETNA PARK
SUNDAY, JULY 19

funny man. “Gipsy Boy” the pop-
ular violinist. Lovely Betty Bright
the marvelous singer of heart songs
and whirlwind dancer. And many
cther stunts will be presented for
your fun and entertainment. Mount
Gretna Park is located among the
at Mount Gretna
cool and homey.
beautiful pines
and is always
Hundreds of picnic tables are dis-
tributed throughout the Park.
The crowds get bigger each week
and if you attend any of the Sun-
day afternoon and evening enter-
tainments you will also be assured
thrills and excitement.
much fun,

cause of darkness. The score:
Mt. Joy-Florin rh oa olf you want a refreshing swim try
Weidman, If........ .. 0 2 1 ¢ o]Mount Gretna Lake Beach, where
Hipple, 2 0 1 o ofthe spring water is constantly cir-
rs............ 1 0 0 o o]culating Where canceing is popu-
Schneider, ss..........2 3 1 0 o}lar and many free beach games a-
Derr, 2b...............2 2 1 0 o]vailable for your fun.
Leib, ef............... 22200 ER
Bishop, c.............. 1 111 1 ofA House 1b ....... 1130
Engle, 1b.............1 3 4 1 0]|C. Johnson, ss ...... 12110
Nentwig, p rf......... 1 10 0 o|E Webster, scf ..... 0.2200
Zink, 3b.............. 1 1 0 1 o|Rockemore, tf ...... 06 600
Grove. p........... ... 0 00 0 olHlLp 6 04020
Smith, p.............. 00000
eo Petals Les 3 81810. 1
Tolals ............. 131521 3 Joy-Florin r bh oace
Columbia Merchants r h o a e|Hipple. rf ........... } 0 1:0 1
Wintermyer, ssp.......0 1 1 3 0 | Leib, ef g 0 1 0 1
Sipe, 8b... ...... 0 03 7 oiWeldman, if ........ 2:91.34 0
oft, c....... denis 31:1 3 0 o}Schneider, ss ........ 1°21 1:0
Riner, 21 0 sel 00 0 0200
Webb, p.............. 0 000 2 1:Engle, 1b ........... 00 500
McCaswell, If....... 11 2 0 0 Bishop, © i 1 600
Derstler, rf............0 1 2 0 0]Good, 2b 01100
Brown, 1b.............0 0 8 0 1 | Zink, 8... de. 0 6160
Poole, of..... wise 000 {Smith op 00010
Evans, 2b........... .. 0.11 1 vf 0 1000
720 8 3{Tolals 4 721 2 1
Mt. Joy-Florin........530 500 0—13| STEELTON ........ 001 002 0—3
Columbia Merchants. .010 000 3-— 4 MT. JOY-FLORIN 100 201 x—4
Two base hits—Leib. Three base Home runs—Schneider, Johnson.
hits, Schneider, Engle. Base on | Base on balls—off Smith 1, Hill 2.
balls off Webb 4, Smith 1. Struck | Struck out, by Smith 5.
out by Webb 1, Nentwig 4, Grove 4. —_——
Winning pitcher
pitcher Webb.
——
MIDDLETOWN ALL STARS VS.
MT. JOY-FLORIN
Nentwig, Losing

On Friday the League
team journeyed to Middletown and
opposed the All Stars of that place.
evening

Playing a ten inning game the Mt.
Joy-Florin team won 2 to 1. The
score:
Mt. Joy-Flerin r ho a e
Hipple, cf...... 031: 3060
leib, 9 1-000
Pennell, ss.... g 2 320
Schroll, sef............00 0 3 0 ©
Derr, 1b..............0.0 ¢ 0 0
Bishop, 0 0
mith, ga 0 2 0 0;
Good, 2b........... a ee a
Zink, 3b............. 01 16062 |
Grove, p.. 00 01 9
730"4 2;
Middletown All Stars r h 0 a e|
Horetsky, 3b......... 0.10 2 1
Beard, cf.. 9:31.10 0}
Kennard, If. 0 0 00 0]
Coen, sc.... 1 2060 |
Gladfelter, ss .-0 0.1 2 0}
Stife, 1b.. 0.013.069
{Knisey, p........... 0.02 0:0
Shean, »f............. 0 01066040
Sheep, c..............1 211.0 ©
Stoner, 2b 0.3 248° 8
Kroll, A000 0
Botals ..............1 829 58 4
Mount Joy-Florin..010 000 000 1—2
Middletown. ....... 000 000 010 0—1
Two base hits, Zink. Home Runs,
Good. Base on balls off Grove 0:
Kennard 2. Struck out by Grove 7,
Kennard. 7. Winning pitcher. Grove.

Losing pitcher, Kennard. Time of
game, 5 o'clock.
BE a
: Wednesday Evening, July 8
Steelten rh oae
Chapman, If. ........ 10.00 0
J. Johnson, ¢ ........ 0 1 510
J. Webster, cf ....... 104040
Prather, 2b ......... 0:1 31:4 ¢
R. Hughes, 3b ....... 0012090

COLORED GIANTS VS.
MT. JOY-FLORIN

The Mount Joy-Florin Soft Ball
team played the Steelton Colored
Giants on the Park Diamond last
Wednesday evening, a double
header, dividing the honors, 4-;4-2.
The scores:
in
Steelton Giants r h oa e
Chapman, 1063.00
Coleman, 0 1 1°10
Piather, g 0 2 20
R. Hughes, 3b.....-.. 001 24 1
A. House, 1b..........: 0 0110 0
C. Johnson, ss........2 2 24 0
J. Hughes, 1.2.0 0
I. Johnson, 6.0 3 1 6
Rockmore, rf..........0 0 2 0 0
Tyles, 1 1 0:1
Yofals ............:: 4 52812 2
Mt. Joy-Florin e.h 0 a e
Hipple, O01 2140
leib, of............... 0 2100
Schroll, xi... 0.0 2.090
Schneider, ss.......... > 1:1 6 0
Derr, scf......... Lh. 02 08
Engle, ¥b.............» 0:0 7 00
Bishop, 018 00
Good, 2b... 01 090
Zink, 00 3 20
Grove, Pp... iii 1 1.06 CO
Neidman, 0 1.0 0,0
Totals 2 721.9 0
0... 000 012 100—4
Mt. Joy-Florin.......... 000 100 001
Three base hits, Schneider. Home
uns J. Johnson. Base on balls off
Grove, Coleman. Struck
Grove 8, Coleman 11.
CARNIVAL AT LANDISVILLE
The Landisville Fire Company
will hold a Carnival Saturday
evening, July 18th, at which time
a large Coolerator, will be given a-
way. The Rohrerstown Band will
furnish the music, while the Ladies
Auxiliary will serve refreshments.
There will be ten gate prizes.
Everybedy is invited to spend the
ng with the Landisville Fire
out, by
on

AUTO RACES AT BIRD-
IN-HAND SUNDAY, JULY 19

Fable of East Petersburg, in Troupes | surprise in store, for even the most |
hard-boiled
| plenty
produced under the direction of A.
| E. Scott, who spends his week-ends
lat Gretna, his week-days in New
{ York city, is of the high calibre |
which patrons have learned to ex-
| pect from Scotty's summer theatre. |
No. 24, Ray Graham of
n Max Suwalls No. 1. Al Gasta of
Lebanon in Piefers, No. 2, Bill
Mienke of Dover, in Shirks No. 4K,
Clyde Dotter of Lebanon, in his No.
99, Tut Moore of Lansdale, in Fer-
dys No. 29, Joe Sworout of Phila-
delphia, in Skwarlos No. 24.
All of these will be out to
get all the gold and
Lancaster,
boys
glory possible
the which go a!
long way in crowning the 1936 Cen-
tral Pennsy dirt track champion.
as well as points
Time trials will start at 12:30 noon |
D. T. with racing to get under way
at approximately 3:00 P, M.
| Constantly circulating Spring Water |
The Gretna Players

John H. Keener, Maytown mar-
ble and granite man,
quite a target shot, broke 98 out of
100 at Fairfield, N. J. last Friday,
placing him second in Class C.
The winners in classes A, B and
1st Statesman—Moses was a great
lawgiver.
2nd Statesman—Yes. And
wonderful part of his administra-
tion was the way he managed to
put so many great laws into effect
WEDNESDAY, JULY 15th, 1936

A GOOD SCORE
who is also
each broke 100 straight.

the
thout the assistance of a lobby.

iy a a 1 = "on You'll laugh and laugh and |
. . Auto racing will be resumed atl, oh 50 foolin’—~when you see
Mt. Joy-Florin vs. Leola-Leacock Last Sunday the new idea of the Central Speedway, Bird-in- “Tourists ND that
Thursday, July 9th added “big time" acts was enjoyed elo after July | swell comedy which is being pre-
Mt. Joy-Florin * h o @ e by another large attendance and Hand this Sunday a ernoon, ny se eve ; ig} tis ri gH
Weidman, ...........1 1 1 0 0received with great enthusiasm and [19, with the cream of the eastern Suntec syory nig i js wee ai tier
Hipple, rf............. 3 0 1 0 0|applause. Particularly JO-JO the independent dirt track crop. Gretna Thess, Seeing: by 3
Schroll, scf............2 3 0.0 0! Clown and the thrilling dog act in| Heading the parade of stars will E. Scott's Gretna Daye ad an
Permell, ss...........:.1 3 1 4 0 | which “Mike” plunged from ape Mark Light of Lebanon driving augmented at, oll oye the
Levit. 1b. ......... 0 2 7 0 ligreat heighth. For this Sunday (that fast Raufman Cragar No. 9, congiant parade of People nd ber-
Good, 2b... 0 1 3 1 0, there will be more thrills and fun, | with which he ended Ted Nyquists { sonalities who but A night |
Yeih, of.............. 013 0 0! starting with the “big time” sen-|winning streak, Ted Nypuist tr two, and gn Sen inte the
Bishop, 0 0 7 0 Osation, none other than the well! Reading, in Liebys No. 47, Ted | HEY most o the ume never. io
Smith, 8 01 0 91 Brutal Devon Bros, who [Kline of Harrisburg in Nyquists No. | oe Seen gas (3
Zink, 8b..........: 0 0 0 1 1iagre gymnasts with unbelievable 36 Tex Artz of Reading, in Eber- | Miss Frances Brandt, lovely | .
Schneider, 3b.. 0 0 3 0 2 strength and their comedy “Knock- | soles No. 30, Dave Wilt of Lancas- iv hite-haired feature player, plays
— — — —la-bout will roll you in the aisles. ter, in Coopers No. 48, Dutch Culp | in magnificent fashion the role of |
Totals 1127 6 4 Then Jerry Lawton—The whirling (of Allentown, in Steffens No. 1, Al (the bustly Mrs. Crosby who follows
Leola-Leacock * h o a e|wild west Cow-boy, a cow-boy act | Fresher of Philadelphia, in his No. the example set by some of her |}
¥arnall, 3b............ 0 1 3 1 O0jthat is different with plenty laughs. | 26, Do Kiem of Catasaqua, in Nie- neighbors, and hangs out a sign
Stauffer, ss............1 1 0 1 1A very special attraction is the mans No. 25, Russell Reed of Trap- jreading, “Tourists Accommodated” | :
Measig, 2nd.......... 0 0 2 2 National Radio Artist |pe, in Marshmans No. 15, Walt Bos- ton her home. The tourists start to |§!|
Vert, p................1 0 1 1 O0|Merrill Rand, an accordianist mar- |ley of Baltimore, in Kaufmans No. 4 flock—the Crosbys living on a busy
Plank, scf............. 1 1 2 0 0fyel and songster. The fast stepping | George Hoston of Philadelphia, in high-way, and as time goes on
oed, ©.............. 0 011 0 0|Georgia Wildcats are wilder than |Sheeleys No. 5, Bill Shoop of York, more and more come to stay in the
Beck, rf............. 1 1 0 0 Ofgyer and “a rearin’ to go.” Don’t | 'n Althouses No. 46, Charles Breslin | rose room—and whatever space |f|
Lincoln, cf............1 1 0 0 Onis them. They clude “Pappy” »f Philadelphia, in Mosers No. 7, there is available. Just what her |}
Dissinger, M.... 8 1 06 60 the wizard on the electric Guitar. Terry Donmoyer of Lebanon, in | family thinks of these goins-on is |
Kauffman, 1ist......... 0 18 1 double Banjo player. f Xreisers No. 28, Walt Wentz of Bal- [what you'll have to find out for
Totals ..............5 121 6 2 “Googie” the Gazoo Artist and imore in Nyquists No. 17, Bill |yourself—and there is a splended |
There Is
the play, |
theatregoer.
of comedy—and

THEATRE
Manheim Air Conditioned

Wed. Thurs., July 15 and 16
H. G. Wells
Amazing Forcast in
“THINGS TO COME”
——————————————————————
Friday, July 17th
Buck Jones in
FOR THE SERVICE
Added
Preston Foster
Margaret Callahan in
MUSS EM UP
Saturday, July 18th
TROUBLE FOR TWO
with
Robert Montgomery
Rosalind Russell
—————————
Mon. Tues., July 20 and 21
FURY
Sylvia Sidney
Spencer Tracy

Feature starting 7:30 and 9:30

Mount Gretna Lake
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Water and Beach Facilities
Approved and licensed by. J
State Dept. of Health

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are now resting in the lap of luxury
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Don’t Fail to Visit This Lady—She is Wonderful
Daily hours: 9 a. m. to 10 p.
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Auto Races |
Central Speedway |

ONE MILE EAST ©
5 MILES EAST OF LANCASTER
F BIRD IN HAND

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‘Marietta. Pa.

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.
Gloria Holden =
in
“DRACULA'S DAUGHTER”
also
Barton McLane
in
“MAN OF IRON”
SATURDAY
Matinee at 2:15 P. M.
Free Gifts For The Ladies!
Robert Montgomery
in
“TROUBLE FOR TWO”
MONDAY and TUESDAY
Bargain Monday Matinee
2:15 P. M.—15¢
By Popular Demand
Return Engagement
Two Great Pictures
Robert Taylor, Irene Dunn
in
“MAGNIFICIENT
OBSESSION”
also
OFFICIAL BLOW BY BLOW
Schmeling vs. Louis
Fight Pictures

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CARNIVAL
SATURDAY EVENING, JULY 18
ROHRERSTOWN BAND
Large COOLERATOR Will Be Given Away
Ladies’ Auxiliary will Serve Refreshments
10 - GATE PRIZES -10
EVERYBODY WELCOME

5 EL 1 0 LLL
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Matinee .
swrin (Moose Theatre, 2 sr
Holidays Saturday
ELIZABETHTOWN] ¢-8-9:30 P. M.
2PM
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Fri. Sat., July 17-18
W. C. Fields
in
“POPPY”
Wed. Thurs., July 15-16
Grace Moore
in
“THE KING STEPS OUT”
MONDAY, JULY 20th—Double Feature
“SONG & DANCE MAN” “HEROES OF THE RANGE”
Wednesday, July 22nd
Jean Hersholt
in
“SINS OF MAN”
Tuesday, July 21st
Dick Powell
ih
“HEARTS DIVIDED”
THURSDAY, JULY 23rd
CLOSED—UNION PICNIC
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4 SUNDAY, JULY 19th i
More Star Attractions
THE BIG TiME SENSATION
THE BRUTAL DEVON BROTHERS
Remarkable Gymnasts and Comedians
JERRY LAWTON
The Wild-West Cowboy
Cowboy act that is difficult, with plenty laughs
The beautiful National Radic Artist
MERRILL RAND
Accordianist marvel! and songster
THE GEORGIA WILDCATS
And are they wild—inciuding “PAPPY""—The wizard on the electric
Hawaiian Guitar “RONNIE’—The double Banjo imitator, ‘Googie’!
Cazoo Artist and Funny man—GIPSY BOY'—The popular Violinist
and singer—"BETTY BRIGHT" singer of Heart Songs and a
whirlwind dancer—also RED and JIMMIE with others
This is another of the bigger shows,
the crowd is still talking about the last one
THE USUAL VALUABLE GATE GIFTS
Regular Afternoon and Evening admission for this greatest of shows
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Sunday July, 19

TIME TRIALS

SIX FAST RACES
12:30 (DST)

TWIN
OAKS;
IRONVILLE 2 |

Prizes—$10, $5, $3.
FRIDAY, JULY 17th §
Big Amateur Contest |
Entries up to 7.30

Featuring Cocoa and Chocolate. Also Rythm Sisters at 7:30 P. M.
Adults, 15¢; Children and Parking Free 4

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