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A WISE OWL
Well, April Fool Day is over, but
we didn’t all get by without some-
one playing u® for the “fool.”
Edgar Hagenberger received a
nice box of sprigs, wood, nails, etc.
(all a trifle rusty) but nicely
done up and sent by mail.
Raymond Cicero payed twenty
cents for a large box sent collect
by express and marked Philadel-
phia. Suprised, Raymond paid and
excitedly opened the box. The
contents was a pair of very much
worn out shoes, slit and torn, in
fact, completely wrecked, to be re-
paired. They had been sent by a
business man, who lives just a few
doors away from Raymond's shop.
It was sent in return for an April
Fool telegram the business man had
received a short time before.
is known for his
the question
“What author
vocabulary?” was
asked by a teacher in our grade
school. A very brilliant pupil
answered: “Webster.”
Joe Sheaffer, at our local post
office, says he gets so discouraged
with the postage stamps. They
get stuck on each other. But John
Dellinger told him that’s because
the feeling is mucilage...... Don’t
tell Eddie Cantor we loaned that
joke.

While
as well
we're “cribbing” we may
use another one. Calvin
Kramer won't sell one cent stamps
because they're green. He waits
until they're ripe and sells 'em for
two cents.
“I got China when I turned on
radio in my car at three o'-
clock a. m.,” remarked Dick Divit.
“China and what else?” asked a
pal.” China, flowerpots, milk bot-
tles and shoes!” answered Dick.
my
A Florin fellow met a girl at a
dance. He said: “Let's take a
walk in the hall.” She coyly
plied: “I can only spare a minute.”
He explained: “That's all right.
I'm an efficiency expert.”
re-
While shopping at Lancaster Sat-
urday, a local married couple were
heated argument in
isle of a crowded store.
embarrased, the husband
“You choose the darn-
dest time to start a quarrel.”
She indignantly said: “Well,
ter all is said and done——" He
interrupted: “Oh, no! you start
’em long before that.”
having quite a
the main
Terribly
exclaimed:
af-
Horse sense is what tells a girl
when to say neigh.
“I'm always sitting up with sick
friends,” remarked a lodge mem-
ber from town. “Gosh, exclaimed
a lodge brother, don’t you ever
catch anything?” “Yes,” answered
the sick-sitter-upper—with, “the
devil frem my wife.”...There’s a
lot of other fellows have the same
trouble.

Speaking of wife trouble, I
overheard this conversation in front
of the Acme store on Saturday
night. The first husband remarked:
“Boy, I'll bet you turned all colors
when your wife locked you out at
4 a. m.” The second hubby an-
swered: “Exactly. First I was red
with embarrasment, then white
with rage and finally blue with
cold”. .;, That's seeing a rainbow
at night,

“Goodness, I believe you're com-
ing down with a cold again,” said
a Mount Joy street woman to her
spouse. “Well, do you know what
to do at the first sign of a cold?”
asked her husband. “Sure”, said
his wife, “lock up all the whiskey
in the house.” And she proceeded
to do so.

The way to get rich quick is to
meet a lot of millionaires, take
your pick, and dig.

1936
SPILLING

The Rohrerstown team defeated
the Travelers by a maigin of 30
pins.
Rohrerstown 1st 2nd 3rd Tis
TN 154 — 162 316
Walters’ ......... — 182 178 360
Habecker ....... 175 164 174 513
A. Doestler . 171 158 1710 499
Gephart 179 162 175 516
E. Doestler . 190 161 — 351
Totals 869 827 859 2555
Travelers 1st 2nd 3rd Tis
P. Good ....... 152 146 166 474
Wall ........... 169 — — 169
Herr ........... — 155 182 337
J. Mateer ,..... 160 170 167 497
M Good ..,.... 202 189 159 550
Dery 184 158 166 508
Tolals: .......o 867 818 840 2525
High single M. Good, 202. High
triple, 550.
—— A
TRAVELERS VS. YORK
The Mt. Joy Travelers defeated
the York Team by a margin of 128
pins.
York Ist 2nd 3rd Tis
Ball .........., 209 169 182 560
Yecber .......... 164 154 174 492
take ........... 146 169 166 481
Keagy — 157 209 366
Rohrer 175 155 — 190 392
Tolals 896 804 921 2621
Travelers Ist 2nd 3rd Tis
Hogentogler . 177 183 176 538
¥. Good ......: 165 162 191 518
Bennett ........ 177 189 214 580
177 191 180 551
M Good ...... — -— 179 179
Perr 182 203 — 546
Totals ........ 878 931 940 2749
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HUGH HERBERT

uh Yeovhert made his big film
hit with Joan Blondell in “Conven-
tion City.” Now he's again teamed
with her and with Glenda Farrell
in the funniest film they've ever
made, “MISS PACIFIC FLEET”
showing at the Marietta Theatre this
Friday and Saturday.
FISH CAUGHT ON BAITED
STONES CENTURIES AGO
Quantities of fish bones found
in the cave dwellings of prehis-
toric man indicate that the art of
fishing is at least 200,000 years old,
and rude tackle equipment of the
times shows that skill was prob-
ably even more important in land-
ing a catch than it is now. The
fish were speared with sharpened
stakes, caught with bare hands or
in nets made out of branches.
Hooks of flint came later, and a-
mong some of the oldest fishing
tackle found are banana-shaped
stones with a groove in the center.
About this groove was fastened
the line, probably a thong of raw-
hide. The stone was covered with
meat and when the fish swallowed
it, a quick twist of the wrist tur-
ned the “hook” crosswise in the
fish’s interior so that the catch
could easily be pulled out of the
water. This same method is used
today by French eel fishermen, and
by some Indians in catching salm-
on. The stone hook was supplan-
ted by those of bronze, which were
first fashioned without barbs, two
being used together at right ang-
les, forming a double hook which
could not easily be shaken loose
by the fish.
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CARING FOR YOUR WATCH
During a sudden cold snap, a
watch should not be wound until
it has been warmed for at least
fifteen minutes. To wind it im-
mediately after exposure to cold
may break the spring. During the
night, the watch will run better
if it is in about the same position
it occupies during the day. The
timepiece should be wound in the
morning instead of at night. Itis
directly after winding that a watch
works best and can thus stand the
vibrations during the day. It
should be wound slowly, carefully
avoiding jerks. Count the number
of turns the spring will allow with-
out undue strain. These hints were
recently given by a large watch
manufacturer as practical ways to
improve the performance of the
timekeeper and prolong its life.
ere EG nnn

Hope the Easter Bunny digs a
hole under your back porch.
A WISE OWL
Advertise in The Bulletin
THE PINS
ROHRERSTOWN VS. TRAVELERS
THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUN
Pennsylvania Dutch!

— BY
Shwilkey Bumblesock

Husht du in dime laeva en howns
ga-kawfed fun ma mon os im bar-
rick wooned, woo harley ebbes tsu
essa hut far sich selver un nuch
feel wennicher far si hoond? Won
du husht don sawg mere, wors net
di experiences os seller hownse
dere olla mohl hame g'luffta is os
du ene recht roond un fet g'feed-
ered husht g’hot? Un are ware aw
nimmy tzurick cooma tsu dere won
are uff em barrick-mon sinera de-
era schwell farhoongered ware. Is
sell net de case? Won du ols der
hownse hame hulsht un sheldst
ene far dere fart lawfa don henked
are der schwontz un gooked dich
so da-meedich aw un sawgt so
con,
Sell is now grawd wee's is mit
mere. Ich hob doh on minera nia
haemet olles os ich will. Blendy
tsu essa, en goot waurem bet far
drin shlofa, un duch bin ich net
g'sat- isfied. We ich my essa
soocha hob missa fun house tsu
house hov ich blendy awaret g'hot
far my gadonka. = Sidder os ich
seller droovel nimmy hob don denk
tich sheer de gons tzeit on ham un
de Polly. Ich wase net eb’s hame-
wae is, awyer ich will der sawga
mer wase net os mer garn hame
gaid bis mer amohl nimmy hame
dariff—un derno will mer es oller-
shlimsht hame fun ebbes. Sidder
os ich doh bin un de leit finna
ous os ich der genuine Boonastiel
bin gooka se mich aw os we en
grosser mon, ich ware feel
consult waega politics. Won ich
olls nix wase waega politics (un |
sell is sheer olsfart) don holdt ich |
my hoot uff un my mowl tsuun
derno maina se ich ware en gros-
un wet mich net
ding wase ich un
Moses in der Shrift
soonsht het

un
ser polititioner
committa. Ae
sell is os der
en Demagrawd wore
are net si pardy fartzich yohr im
doonkla room g'-ferred un derno
net g'funna wos are g'soocht hut.
Yo, are hut duch endlich ins lond
kenna awyer are is net ni
saena
cooma,
Der graesht druvvel os ich hob
is mich sober holda. Ich hob far-
sprucha net tsu drinka so long os
ich doh bleib un ich con denna
kondawda by ginerosity sheer net
refusa. Es wore en tzeit os ich
“nae” sawga hob kenna onny
druvvel, awer ich con dere sawga
es gaid mere hardt now. De leit
schwetza olsfart waega dem sowfa
awyer se sawga nee nix waega
dem grossa dorsht. En yunger
mon nembt en drink un mained es
daid gross gooka won are shtag-
gered oonich sinera load. Are
nembt ae drink noach em onera
un locht ivver der yung mon woo
refused. Are holdt aw bis are en
obbadit hut far licker un win are
——————————
“PAINTED” FLOWERS
By transferring grains of pollen
from one flower to another with a
camel's brush, Alois Frey, a
California naturalist, has produced |
many blossoms of unusual colors
and fragrance. He has been doing
the work for more than {wenty
hair
noddeerlich os en hownse schwetza
“There is no place like home.” |

years and already has classified
1,200 separate creations, besides |
twenty-odd distinct shades. He has |
a freesia bed containing 10,000,000 |
plants and maintains a glass-inclo- |
sed workshop where thousands of
bulbous plants are espically culti-
vated from selected seed. The new
varieties are the result of careful
study of the colors, plant size and
foliage of different specimens.
CANARIES THAT CAN SING
JAZZ GAIN IN POPULARITY

Roller with classical
musical educations, are giving way
canaries,
with
like
melodies and
songster
more
to the chopper, a
shorter, brisker notes
those of the jazz
other compositions popular today.
According to a bird dealer, the
chopper is a twelve-to-one favorite
over the roller in the markets,
Owners have also noticed that fre-
quently a jazz phonograph record
will stimulate their canaries to sing
when other means fail. Canaries
are being imported into the United
States at the rate of several thou-
sand a week, many of the most val-
uable kinds coming from the Hartz
mountains in Germany. Because of
their tendency to fight, the males
have to be shipped in individual
cages, but 100 females can be pla-
ced in a single cage.
BANK CHARTERING
POLICY REVIEWED
State Official Declares Sound
Principles in Licensing
Banks Are Essential

PHILADELPHIA—Sound public
policy in chartering banks was dis-
cussed by Carl K. Withers, Commis-
sioner of Banking and Insurance of
the State of New Jersey, before the
Eastern Conference on Banking
Service, held here recently under
the auspices of the American
Bankers Association. He declared
that “few questions bearing on the
future stability and security of our
banking systems loom as more im:
portant than that of a sound policy
to be pursued in bank chartering.”
Alluding to competitive policies
of both state and national banking
authorities to charter the most
banks in the past, he said that “this
country was over-banked, and that
aside from any other consideration,
economic or otherwise, this condi
tion was brought about largely
through an unwise, unsafe and un-
thinking charter policy, alternating
between the state and national sys-
tems, which has marked and ham-
rered banking progress in this coun-
try since its very inception.”
Political Influence
He decried political considera-
tions in connection with the charter-
ing of banks saying: “Political in-
fluence has no moré place in bank
ing that it has in the deliberations
of our highest tribunal—The Su:
preme Court of the United States
Until this is recognized and bro
into being within both our state and
national systems, we may never feel
safe against the shifting sands of
political expedience and favor.”
As to the “element of sometime
ridiculous competition heretofore
existing between the state
tional systems,” he said that much
may be said in favor of the progre
made ia recent years. In
states there exists a practical work
in, agreement between local super
vising authorities and the federal
authorities, whereby all charter ap
plications are mutually considered
0° a basis of community need rather
than competitive advantage as be-
tween systems. In some states this
arrangement goes even further in
the refusal of the one authority to
even consider a charter while pend-
ing with the other,
Aside from the competitive and
political aspects of our future
for policy, he continued, ther
several others more individual and
local which merit consideration.
Among these he mentioned honesty
oi purpose, community need, the
character of management and ade-
quacy of capital.
Most state laws make reference

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tc the “character, responsibility and |
fitness” of the incorporators of a
new bank, he said, continuing:
“So important do I conceive
factor to be, that I place it first
among those for consideration, for
unless the motive is sound, honest
this

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“The old-fashioned girl dropped
her eyes when she was embar-
rassed, but the modern, pyorrhoetic
flapper is only embarrassed when
she drops her teeth.”
——— EO)
SKIN REGISTERS EMOTIONS

experiments by David
a New York psychologist,
shown that the skin
Recent
a
have further
is an emotional barometer, so that
the Haiiiliar description of “thick
skinned” and “thin skinned” per-
song has some basis in fact. How-
ever, the difference in behavior
depends not so much on the ques-
tion of relative thickness as on the
electric resistance of the skin, Of
the skin is one of the
like other ma-
all tissues,
st insulators and,
terials, it offers less resistance to
electricity when Under var-
ious emotional strains, perspiration
moist.
is induced, and the consequent in-
crease in moistness results in
greater conductivity of current
Practical use of this discovery has
been suggested in the field of crim-
inal investigations.
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ELIZABETHTOWN
STER CO.

PA
THE OLDEST LIVING THINGS
So far as is known, the oldest
living thing in the world today is
It may be one of the giant
sequoias of the Pacific coast, an
East African haobab or of the
A tree of this
have
a tree,
one
cypresses of Mexico.
kind near Oaxaca, is said to
lived 6,000 years. It is forty-one
feet through the trunk and, though
its exact age cannot be determined
without cutting the trunk and
counting the rings, an approximate
reckoning is made by comparing it
with others of the same kind. By
counting the rings, it has been
found that
have lived a least
mong the animals, the
ed generally are supposed to be the
big tortoises of the Galapagos is-
lands, which are estimated to
200 years old. Carp, kept in ponds
have lived to be 150, and parrots
have lived eighty years in captivi-
ty. The longest-lived insect is the
locust, but it spends all but a month
of the sequoias
5,000 years. A-
longest-liv-
some
be

ARIETTA
RE. MARIETTA, PA.
. APRIL 10 & 11

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