PAGE SIX HEALTH TALK WRITTEN BY DR. THEODORE B APPEL, SECRETARY OF HEALTH THERAPEUTIC LAMPS “Hippocrates, in 510 B. C., as the original expounder of natural cures for diseases, did not overlook the value of fresh air and the sun. How- ever, it was not until a compara- tively few years ago that Rollier, a Swiss surgeon, sent clothesless human beings out into a zero atmosphere declaring, ‘The cold will not harm, and the sun will cure’ To the as- tonishment of skeptics, this Spartan THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA. Drawn for this paper WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 28th, a By Fisher G0 YOU KNOW WHY -- ~ A Man Can't Find His Things - -- Sometimes ? 7¢ INTERNATIONAL CARTOON CON. Y. -~ well. DUG GUNMNIT, \WE LOOKED AL“ ( OVER THIS JOINT FOR THAT WAT YP KNOW LAD = IT ON THIS TAVE | oR ANNIE =| CANT FIND ™MY THERE \T 15! RIGHT} WHERE YOU PUT 1T7 wWHN OONT “Ov BY LOLLY - WE KNOW A ART A BIPED OR AQ UADRVPED treatment achieved spectacular re- sults with young bodies racked with tuberculosis. And in this way, much of the present enthusiasm for the sun and the therapeutic lamp got its start. However, enthusiasms can be overdone, and this one is by no means an exception,” states Dr. Edith Mac- Bride-Dexter, Secretary of Health. In spite of repeated warnings by physicians and public health officials, literally thousands of persons under the vacation spell will over-expose their bodies to the sun and suffer painfully in consequence. Others, on the sound theory that the sun's rays are beneficial, will overdo exposure again with untoward results. And there is still another large group who, being impressed with the healing ad- vantages of light rays, become too devoted to the therapeutic lamp. Light treatments undoubtedly have great value, including those taken in the home. Nevertheless it is one thing to use this therapeutic agent under professional supervision and quite another one to ‘go it alone. As with the sun, not only the bene- fits of the ray lamp must be appre- ciated, but its limitations as well. There are many cases on record where the home prescribed and non- professionally directed use of the various ray treatment methods have dangerously affected eyes. Again persons who do not tan easily are BY A WISE OWL I was reading in the papers that Mrs. Mary Ann Cordes, in Brooklyn, is try- ing to sell her husband for $1500. I was talking to a certain woman here about it and she said: “Gee whiz, I'd give that much if I had it to get rid of mine, much less sell him.” What a prize that poor egg must be. very poor subjects. Low blood pre- sure individuals also often suffer unfortunate reactions to the rays. And in early cases of tuberculosis | it is often contra-indicated. It follows, that no matter how valuable both the sun and artificial rays may be, control and knowledge | are essential. This means that the wise person who employs either the sun or the lamp as a therapeutic measure will only do so under pro- fessional advice and supervision. Decidedly, it does not pay to take chances.” BN —— Spray Raspberries Where anthracnose on raspberries has not been thoroughly controlled by the spring sprays, a fall spray application is advisable after the olc canes are removed. Use liquid lime sulphur concentrate, two gallons in 100 gallons of spray mixture, and thoroughly cover the new canes. meno ences Patronize bBul'esin Advertisers After hearing the following conver- sation I was convinced the incident had taken place in our local post office. A Marietta Street man had remarked: “So you were badly handicapped in the examination for a job at the post of- fice?” His friend answered; “Yes I had to write with a postoffice pen”........ In- cidentally have you ever used one of those pens? One of those smart young salesmen, who give that line about working their way through college, stopped at a Del- ta street home and tried to sell his wares to tne man of the house. Fail- ing to sell anything with his usual sales talk he put up quite an argument, when the man of the house said: “Don’t for- get that you're just a salesman, my boy, and I've forgotten more than you ever knew.” Whereupon the youths face lit up and he promptly exclaimed: I'm glad to hear that. Can I sell you a memory eourse? phia physician and asked: “Doctor, can you do anything for me?” To which answered: “Let me feel your purse,”......Let that be a lesson If local doctors would cure you the medico ladies. iccording to the size of your pocket- book, some of us fellows would stay pretty sick. Do you remember of that cyclone down near Philadelphia a few weeks ago? Well, I was talking to a farmer from there and I asked: “Did the cy- clone damage your house much?” And he replied: “I don’t know. I have- n't found it yet.” Housemaid’s version: Stoop, look and listen. Oldmaid’s version: A man must be soon to be appreciated. Wife's version: The kin wrong. can do no A farmer boy from the Back Run re- marked to his neighbor chum: Tll bet vou were mad when you caught that skunk.” His friend sarcastically ans- wered: “You bet; I was highly in- censed.” Two “souses” were exchanging com- ments on hangovers. The one asked: “Do you ever feel any pain in your throat after you've been drinking?” The second answered: “Oh, yes, just as soon as my wife grabs me by it.” Ned Heilig is still trying to find out what becomes of the pieces when the day breaks. One of our young bloods took his girl for a ride in the country. As they passed an orchard she innocently ask- ed: “Why do those trees in the orchard bend over so far?” Her boy friend answered: “You'd bend over, too, if you were as full of green apples as they are.” “Hey, come back here! The boss wants to see you, “called a stenograph- er in a Lancaster newspaper office. The office boy to whom she had been speak- ing, asked: “Did he ask for me person- ally?” The stenographer answered: No, he said he’d like to see the fellow who could loaf eight hours a day and get paid for it. A Barbara street daddy had his little A Florin lady called on aPhiladel-boy out walking and as they passed a n The WEEKS:NEWS® » CURRENT EVENTS PHOTOGRAPHED FOR THE BULLETIN well APERITIFS ALL—Two of : Earl Carroll's “Most Beau- tiful Girls” headed a recep- : tion committee when the i largest bottle of Dubonnet : ever to be bottled arrived at the Savoy-Plaza Hotel from France. [MAYOR MEETS RURAL CHAMP— Mrs. Mary E. Mahnkey, awarded title tof champion rural newspaper corre- spondent in the annual contest con- ducted by The Country Home, a farm paper, meets Mayor La Guardia of New York, who presents her with her dearest wish, a ‘“‘ship in a bottle.” YOUNG CHAMP — Frankie Strafaci, high school student of Brooklyn, N. Y., about to be presented with the James Standish Cup, by R. Arthur Woods, upon winning the finals in the Public Links Golf Championship of U. S. NEW FALL OUTFIT Tweeds, both mixtures and plaids, will be the big thing for fall wear, worn by Grace Bradley, RKO picture star. It is a three piece cape ensemble in a black and white salt and pepper mixture, which looks Here is one like grey. BOSSES POLICE AND FIREMEN — Mrs. W. Kobus, Commissioner of 'gafety of Camden, N. J., Is in complete charge of the city's police and fire departments, FW Public HOLED THRU — The Midtown Hudson Tunnel whioh, when completed, will link New York City with Weehawken, N. J., was “belad thru” recently when the 400- tor eblald which workers from the Jersey side bave steadily pushed forward for 18 months bumped into the New York shield. «THAT LITTLE GAME"—GONE, BUT IN SIGHT _ WHATTA You MEAN “FuN | HAD" ? v WHY, (VE LOST SLESP, MONEY AND FLESH," \F You CALL THAT rUN, HOP To \T AND DIE WITH A SILLY GRIN ON YOUR PHISOG WHY, 'T WAS HOT AND DuLL AND THERE WAS NOTHIN' TO DRINK AND THAT GIRL JAZZ PLAYER OUGHTA BE SHOT, - AND THOSE SANDWICHES MSTA BEEN MADE TO CELERRATE THE ARRIVAL OF CoLuMmBUS., — IVE HAD ENUFF! 'M THROUGH! PARADISE WHEN You'RE THROUGH, N THIS WoRLD (S SURE A ROTTEN OLE PLANET WHEN You LOSE, Bur A You WIN, HENNY. HUH 2 AGAIN? Ho-Ho- / © BA < U AWN \ TH \ MY Au os board fence the little fellow exclaimed: “Lookit, look at the funny holes in that board.” His daddy explained: “Those are knot holes.” His son anrgued: “Yes, they are too, daddy.” And then the fun began. One of our local bachelors inquired of a very much married man! “How many times did you ask your wife to marry you before she consented? “The married man answered: “Once too of- ten.” A little boy answered a knock at the door and called: “Daddy, there’s a man at the door with a mustache.” His daddy unthinkingly answered: “Tell him I don’t want any.” I stayed at a friend's house Monday night and when I retired I said: I'll have to get up early in the morning. Have you a clock that strikes? My host very frankly replied: “Only when my wife throws it at me.” “You give me such crazy kisses,” re- marked Johnny Charles’ girl, Johnny, laughed, and said: “That's because my lips are cracked.” A brute of a husband who lives in town said to his wife: “I suppose lots of things I say make you feel as if you J could beat my brains out.” And she} answered: “No everything you say makes me realize there aren't any there to beat out.” Billboards cover a multitude of scenes according to this old owl. —A WISE OYL "The Bulletin” TESTED RECIPE |» By Frances Lee Barton—i N every household there are re I cipes for supremely delicious dishes which the lady of the house tga i cherishes for FR the occasions on which she “puts her best foot forward.” Swiss Watches ad pall Wrist Watches 5 kepaired Service and A most wel come addition to this choice collection will Cl be Pecan Choc- olate Mousse—decidedly a dessert to serve the very special guest. Pecan Chocolate Mousse 2 squares unsweetened choco- late; 13 cups milk; 1/3 cup sugar; 4 egg yolks, slightly beaten; 1 package strawberry-flavored gela. tin; 14 teaspoon salt; 12 teaspoon vanilla; !% cup chopped pecan meats; 1 cup cream, whipped. Add chocolate to milk and heat in double boiler. When chocolate is melted, beat with rotary egg beater until blended. Combine sugar and egg yolks; add small amount of chocolate mixture, stir- ring vigorously; return to double boiler and cook until thickened, stirring constantly. Add gelatin and salt and stir until gelatin is dissolved. Chill. When slightly thickened, add vanilla and fold in nuts and cream. Turn into indi- [vidual molds. Chill until firm. Un: mold. Serves 8. 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