Penna. Dutch

Read What Shwilkey Bum-
blesock Says This Week
Der onner dawg is en karl on unser
house cooma mit ma sibickel un hut
mere uner farkawfa wella. En si-bickel
is en gadeer os usht tswa redder hut—
anes fonna un anes hinna—un doh for-
dt mer druff. Mer hucked sich uff de
long wid un draid mid da feese feel we
en schpin-rawd. Es is uff der brinciple
fun meim single- track self-balancing
rigil-wake usht os mer des fora con
oony en track un used ken pole fars
ding balanca. Ich wore ga-interest
drin grawd fun awfong wile ich ba-
hawht hob os es infringement ware uff
my patentrecht. Der agent is druff
ga-groddled un is fart g'fora so glot os
en ole. Are is der wake nunner un
widder ruff. By sell tzeit wore de
Polly fun eram wesh-tzoover aweck un
den mon fun Wwooner aw ga-gooked.
Derno hut der agent g’sawt ich set
amohl druff groddla uns broveera. Ich
hob em g'sawt ich daid de scientific
brinciples un der macheen shunt long
farshtae un wist os ich fora kent os es
shmoka daid wile my rigel-wake der
same wake shoffa daid. Ich bin druff
ga-groddled. Are hut g’sawt are wet
mich balance. Ich hob eme g’sawt ich
breich ene net dos are set mere usht
seller rigel longa dart fun der fense un
ich wet eme wisa we mer so en mash-
‘en balanca daid. Fonna on unseram
house is en hocher hivel an we ich
druff wore hov ich eme g’sawt are set
mere en push gevva so os we mere
rooch-board ford. Es ding is ob-g’sht-
rat os we en fuggel. Ich hob fargessa
tsu draida un hob de spharr net far-
shtonn. Ivver awenich is os shunt sht-
ariger gonga os ich ga-used bin far os
hivla nunner gae un endlich is es g
shproonga we en dri yarich fill oony
tzaum—ivver shtae un felsa un grawva
un ob-weiser—ae mohl uff ame side
em wake un de naixt minnutt uff der
onnera—ga-boombed un ga-blutzed un
g’schnart os es fire g'flooga is. Ich hob Lie voir, eecording to Deen Cable
g'shpeered os my ledshtes is un hob
tzurick ga-gooked noach der Polly far
hilf. Se wore uffm hivvel g’shtonna
mit da tswa hend in der hae un ga-
grisha os we en narrishe. Derno is es
mere ei-cooma os ich farleicht des far-
dihenkert ding shtuppa kent won ich
my regel aweck shmisa daid. Ich hob,
un de naixt minnutt hut’s fedder rawd
kartz rum ga-draid un derno hut’s eb-
bes gevva. Ich bin about fooftzae foos
fonna nows g'flooga dorich en fense un
hob en folder-pushta un dri rigel ob ga
brucha. De macheen is fry ivver de
fense nows ga-joomped un is holb-
wakes noach em shtettle g’shproonga
eb se ous wind cooma is. Ich denk se
hut oll der wind mit g’numma. Ich hob
nyhow kenner mae g’hot. Der agent
un de Polly sin runner g’shproonga
cooma un hen mich uff ghova. Se hen
g’mained ich ware dote. Endlich bin
ich tsu cooma un hob der agent g’frogt
eb sell ga-deer uft lose gingt un eb
net my bae farbrucha wara. Are hut
g’sawt my bae wora orick grum awver
are daid net denka os se farbrucha
wara, un are daid aw net feel droom
gevva won se wara, wile so en oldt
kolb we ich der hols farbrecha set. We
se mich recht examined hen g’hot hen
se ous g’'maucht ich ware net feel wae
ga-doo un der agent hut g’sawt won
mere de fense fixa daida don daid are
mich nix charga far de ride. De Polly
hut grawd agreed, awver hut ene far-
shprecha maucha si laeva nimmy tzu-
rick cooma. Are in unner ins teld un
hut si masheen examined, feld un hut
si asheen examined, ga-doo hut awver
are hut anyhow se uff der oxel hame
ga-drawga. Der Billy Bixler hut ene
ons Hullerhecka g’saena un are hut
g’sawt der agent het g’flooched we ol-
les wile si macheen oll in huddla ni
farrissa wore De longweid wore far-
boga, der aned shamel ob gabrucha, de
bocka fun der deixel wore hinnershich
g’shtonna uns hinner rawd wore fon-
na. De Polly hut mich garivva mt dar-
abedeen un fet, un der naixt dawg wore
ich reddy for widder en race nemma
uffm single track, self-balancing foor-
waisa.
Ich un de Polly hen now agreed uns
en patent wesh masheen greega onsh-
tots en si-bickle un derno kenna mere
aw afforda ols noach em shtettle tsu
foos fora.
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POST OFFICE IN TEMPORARY
HEADQUARTERS AFTER JUNE 1
T. G. Gardiner of Washington, D.
C., has completed the supervision of
the installation of new equipment in
in the building at Second and Locust
Streets which will be used as a tem-
porary headquarters for the Post Of-
fice until the completion of the Of-
fice at Fourth and Walnut Streets.
The new equipment includes a safe,
rural carrier cases, pouch racks,
steel lockers and bag cases. Other
equipment has not arrived but will
be here in time for the opening of
the temporary location June 1st.
A
Control Fruit Pest
Extension entomologists of the Pen-
nsylvania State College suggest that
where fruit growers or home gar-
deners are having trouble with plum
curculio that the timing of sprays be
made fairly exact, in order to avoid
trouble with the first brood and also
to reduce the size of infestation of
the second brood in the fall
| who is in charge of the
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4 Outstanding
Boy or Girl
An attractive bronze medal is being
presented to the outstanding boy or girl
of each of the seventy-two School Safe-
ty Patrols in Lancaster County by the
Lancaster Automobile Club, the win-
ner in each instance being selected by
members of the Patrol. In addition more
than 1,000 boys and girls who, through
promotion or graduation and their pa-
trol duties this Spring, will receive
Award of Merit certificates from the
Auto Club, which sponsors the Patrols
in this county.
The medals, suspended from red,
white and blue ribbon, bears on one
side the AAA insignia and a replica of
a school patrolmen, and on the reverse
side this inscription:—*“Awarded for
meritorious service in protecting the
lives of children.”
The certificates bear the signatures
of S. Edward Gable, president of the
Club; Mayor James H. Rose, Lancas-
ter; Albert Montgomery, chief of po-
lice of Lancaster; Officer Jason K.
Nonnenmocher, director of the Lancas-
ter city patrols, and the principal and
patrol supervisor of the school in
which the child served.
Approximately 2,000 boys and girls
were enrolled in the School Patrols of
the city and county this year, protect-
ing the lives of more than 23,000 chil-
dren on streets and highways every
school day. The familiar white belts
and shining badges they wear are sym-
bols of the nationwide American Auto-
mobile Association School Patrol. These
are furnished by the Auto Club, which
also distributes safety posters monthly
to the schools, and supplies safety les-
sons used in classrooms throughout the
city and county.
The Patrols have done excellent work
Auto Club’s
School Patrol activities. While acci-
dents involving adults have steadily
increased, ones in which children of
school age figured have materially de-
creased, due largely to the fine safety
work in the schools. An even more
extensive program for child safety is
being developed, and will be put into
the schools at the opening of the term
in the Fall

Tomatoes Rosy
For Spring
ERRY as a day in May is the
rosy tomato, and ready to
meet Spring cheerily. Use toma-
toes plentifully in your fair-
weather dishes, even though you
know tomatoes are not merely fair-
weather friends. They have stood
the test. They stuck by you all
through the winter, when you
were looking for color, flavor and
health in the foods you served.
You're going to like these two
new ways of serving tomatoes.
Cheerful Suggestions
Tomato and Cauliflower Purée:
Cook one medium head of cauli-
flower until it is tender, and press
through a sieve. Press the con-
tents of one No. 2 can of tomatoes
through a sieve also and add with
the contents of one can of con-
sommé and one cup of water to
the cauliflower. Bring to boiling.
Sauté one tablespoon of minced
onion in two tablespoons of fat
for a few minutes. Add three
tablespoons of flour, stir until
smooth, and thin with a little of
the hot soup. Then add to the
soup, and cook until creamy. Sea-
son to taste. This serves six
persons.
Tomato Timbales: Bring two
and one-half cups of canned to
matoes, one and one-fourth tea-
spoons salt and one-eighth tea-
spoon pepper to the boiling point.
Mash well but do not strain. Add
three-fourths cup of bread crumbs
and four slightly beaten eggs.
Pour into buttered custard cups
or ramekins and set in a pan of
hot water. Bake in a slow oven,
350 degrees, for thirty to forty
minutes or until set. Turn out of
molds and serve surrounded with
creamed peas. Makes eight indi-
vidual servingsa.*
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Here it is, June 5. The Firemen’s
convention is over. The three day
carnival is over. The gas is out of
all the balloons. The kids have all
their parasols, canes, whips, etc.,
busted. The noodle soup we had for
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Day) lasted Saturday and Sunday
and now that’s all gone. The kettle
of fruit and the box of candy I won
at the carnival is all “et.” In fact,
everything that had to do with the
“big time” is all a part of the past
except for one thing.
My wife’s still mad at me for stay-
ing at the carnival so late because I
wanted to see Lizzie Hoy. Ill tell
you a secret, if my wife ever finds
it out I'll be a man without a home.
|Bill Ellis introduced me to Lizzie.
She’s my ideal. But my spouse just
don’t understand. Ah me, that’s life.
About ten o'clock Saturday night,
when some of the out-of-town fire-
men were feeling pretty good, one of
them stopped a girl from the east
end and said: “Lishen, sishter, do
you know that I've got Indian blood
in me?” The girl took a good look
at him and answered: “Yes, I can
see it in your nose!”...... Red skin,
eh?
One of this fireman's pals thought
he'd make a little for head way to-
wards creating a friendship so,
slightly inebriated, he asked the girl:
“Did you ever see me before?” “No”
replied the young lady, very truth-
fully. “Then how do you know it's
me?” asked the fire laddie....... Just

then I heard a loud slap, and was
his face red?
When one of our local fire boys
stayed at the carnival (?) real late,
his wife was waiting for him when
he came home. So he apologetically
explained: “Shorry I'm late, dear.
Bill was sick and I wash sitting up
with him.” “Is that so?” shouted
his wife, who was plenty peeved
“Then how did you get in such a
condition?” she asked. ‘“Thash from
my sitting up exercises, of courshe,”
he continued.......... Then came the
storm.
Yesterday I saw two little Barbara
Street boys standing toe to toe, ex-
changing verbal blows that would
have done credit to a professional
heckler. Each lad held an apple in
his hand about which the argument
seemed to revolve. “You are impo-
lite!” one youth observed heatedly.
“Here I offered you the choice of
my two apples and you took the big-
gest. Say, I'll betcha if you had of-
fered em to me I'd a taken the litt-
lest one.” “Well” answered the
other boy, “If you'd ’a done that
you'd have the same one you got
now, wouldn't you?” “Yes,” agreed
the first boy. “Then, for goodness
sake,” continued the lad, “what are
you belly-achin’ about ”
George Germer, who represented
our local World War navy men in
the parade Saturday, thought he re-
cognized an old buddy among the
out-of-town firemen so he walked up
to him and said: “Say, I remember
you! Weren't we messmates in the
navy?” The fellow looked at George
and then shaking hands replied:
“Sure. You used to get into the
same messes I did.”

Do you remember our new neigh-
bors who moved in recently I saw
the man of the house sitting in the
back yard, looking rather beaten, so
hoping to cheer him up I started a
conversation by saying: “So your
wife's three sisters left their hus-
bands and went home to their moth-
er?” “Yes,” he answered, “that’s
the trouble. They're all living at my
house, now.”
Two fellows from Landisville were
discussing their jobs when the one
boasted: “Yes, and what's more,
what I do for a living takes a lot of
guts.” “Are you a daredevil?” ask-
ed the other. “No,” replied the first,
“I string violins.”
At the Barnum Bailey-Ringling
Bros. circus at Lancaster yesterday

an old lady was expreessing sympa-
thy for a young girl with the circus

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HEALTH
INDIVIDUAL HEALTH INTEREST
“The amazing strides that have been
made in the mass control of disease
during the past thirty years have de-
veloped a false sense of security on the
part of many adults. While extremely
solicitous regarding the well-being of
their children, they somehow argue
that so far as their own health welfare
is concerned, they need not do any-
thing about it. “What are public health
officials for, if not to protect us against
disease,” they ask? Such an attitude
is entirely too flattering to official
medicine. Because in the last analysis
nine-tenths of the job of getting fit and
then remaining so is a personal rather
than a public matter,” states Dr. Edith
MacBride-Dexter, Secretary of Health.
“While smallpox, typhoid fever, diph-
theria, and other devastating diseases
have been spectacularly laid low by
science, there are yet left many enem-
ies whose oneslaught is stealthy, and
whose approach is definitely individual.
And it is this type of thing that today
causes much concern to statisticians
and conservators of the public health.
“Of such conditions that hit below
the belt and thus prematurely slay
thousands, heart ailments top the list.
Cancer, nephritis and cerebral hemor-
rhage follow, in the order named.
“For example, in 1906, heart disease
claimed 9533 victims. In 1934 no less
than 27, 128 succumbed to it. Cancer
in 1906 had a total death list of 4208,
while in 1934 this number had shot up
to 11,415. Nephritis has progressively
asserted itself since 1906 when the
mortality numbered 6022, and in 1934
showed 9,223.
“Here is a defiinite challenge which
somehow must be met. If these prob-
lems could be solved by the applica-
tion of quarantine, by the supervision
of the water and milk supplies, or by
some immunizing agent, the situation
would be relatively simple. The fact is,
however, that the public health official,
except from an educational standpoint,
is completely out of the picture.
“If the rates in these diseases, and
others of similar nature, are.to be
markedly reduced, individual interest
n health matters must be developed
to a higher degree than it is now.
“The annual physical examination by
the family physician and a responsible
adherence to the bodily requirements
regarding sleep, food, exercise and
fresh air are aids that should not be
overlooked by all those sincerely wish-
ing to live healthily and vigorously.
While, of course, not guarantors of
longevity or superabundant vitality,
they represent aids the value of which
unfortunately is appreciated by only a
chosen few.”
AD nine.
A blossom queen got into the pie-
ture pages of late who didn’t look as
if she had been struck between the
eyes with a mallet.
because of the young man she was
fond of. The girl, overhearing this
opinion, indignantly remarked: “I'll
have you understand my boy friend
is not a loafer. He has a job in this
circus.” “Yes,” said the old lady,
“but is it a STEADY job?” “I'll
say,” answered the girl. “He’s atight
rope walker,”
Definition of an optimist: The man
who wipes off his glasses before
starting to eat his grapefruit in the
morning. A WISE OWL
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