3 Daddy’s Playground MAYTOWN, PA. MEMORIAL DAY Beginning at 1 P. M. (Standard Time) Practice shooting from 12 to 1 P. M. Standard Time From 8 to 12 in the Evening MUSIC BY THE Registered Target Shoot Susquehanna Mountaineers 5 NO ADMISSION and FREE PARKING EVERYBODY WELCOME 2 ing. See the Registered Target Shoot. pate, it’s great fun just to watch. 3 Shells and Light Lunch will be for sale at the grounds agement has gone to great expense to bring them to D ground ALL EVENING. \ \ and have the best time of your life. For detailed information phone \ J. H. KEENER, The Marble and Granite Man High knockless power that gives you downhill speed on upgrades is only a part of the smooth, brilliant performance BLUE SUNOCO puts. in your car:— year-round quick starting, shooting acceleration and mileage economy complete its ideal combination of the four all-important qualities. Test a tankful eos it always sells at regular gas price. Clarence Schock Mount Joy, Pa. We Ask Patronage. We Give Service Lumber—Coal For This Locality’s Complete News Service Read—The Bulletin Don’t be among the missing at Daddy’s Playground, two blocks from the heart of Maytown, Memorial Day, afternoon and even- Even if\you don’t partici- Those Susquehanna Mountaineers are just grand oyer the radio but wait until you see them play! They're marvelous! The man- dddy’s Play- A Plenty of Parking Space and facilities at one of the finest shoot- ing grounds in the state. No annoying crowd or congestion: Come \ i NO. 9, MARIETTA, PA. THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA. 00 YOU KNOW WH =. Gasofine Isn't Dangerous — IC's The Man Befind The Match? WEDNESDAY, MAY Drawn for this paper 15th, 1935 By Fisher [oo v= LENTLE REWMOER OF OUR HUMBLE EFFOATS WHO HAVE" WATCHED US EVERY DAN, LIST ~ MOMENY WE OO NOT INDVLLE WN HUMOR. OR SucH. BuT WHEN & FACETIOUS IN A CONLE R.NN LARALZE HOLDING @ «ITTLE MATCH OVER A TANK INGUIRES “1S THIS 4ASOLINE ” WE REFRAIN FROM ADDING a TOUCH TO THE PICTURE WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED {NV THAT QUIET TOWN |S ox RaveD [05° & INTERNATIONAL CARTOON CO., N.Y 425 ——— MY LAD, THERE'S ONL ® |39 MECES OF You MISSING WHEN WE OWL LAFFS Be IM am EE matters. nt nr Sr bl a ee. Ef —————————— ue a hi me p————— Ee A WISE OWL The soft ball season is in full swing again, and women who always compli- mented themselves on not being golf widows now find themselves baseball widows. Which reminds me. Two fellows sit- ting on the bleachers, at the first game, were having a difficult time hearing the umpire and the usual baseball talk because of four very annoying women who were sitting right in back of them. Finally, one of them said, real loudly: “There are two kinds of women, the talktive kind and the other kind.? His friend, thoroughly disgusted, asked: “what other kind?” Following, is a sign I saw on a farm gate out near Milton Grove: “Peddlers beware! We shoot every tenth peddler. The ninth one just left.” I amost forgot. Two little girls out at the baseball diamond were having quite a heated discussion as to whose family were the better. The one little girl proudly boasted: “My ancestors came over on the Mayflower.” Not to be outdone, the other child said: “Mine came over on the April Showers, a month before the Mayflower.” After the game, some of the players on the new Greyhound team were sit- ting on the bench when Bruce Pennell said: “Boy, I feel like used gasoline.” Wonderingly Busty Mateer queried:” “How is that?” And Bruce answered: “Exhausted.” Maybe if we streamline our next de- pression it'll pass faster. A very timid? ? ? child in the fifth grade of our local school was asked to give the most important date in history. He very promptly replied: “1925.” The teacher asked: “Why, what important event happened in that year?” To which the youth replied: “I was born.” | While they were on the subject the teacher asked: “Were you named after your father?” The boy answered: “Sure, he was born first”. ...And they wonder why teachers get “cross.” I was having a hamburger in one of those Pullman Dining Cars, you are parked along the highway here and there, when the fellow next to me ex- claimed: “Look here, waiter, is this peach or apple pie I'm eating?” The waiter asked: “Can’t you tell from the taste?” The customer replied: “No, I can’t: And the waiter said: “Well, then, what difference does it make?” “I saw a man yesterday that weighed two tons,” remarked a Marietta Street boy to his pal, “yer crazy,” protested the other. “No,” explained the youth, “he was weighing lead pipe.” An unknown called up the Lancas- ter police station saying: “Lo, is ish a police station?” The reply was “yes.” “Ish there a drunk there named Jim Drake? “the unknown continued:” No, there is no one here by that name,” came the reply. “Thanks,” said the in ebriate, “Thish room ish locked and 1 thought I wash in jail.” At a very small and distant borough I was standing on a corner interesting- ly listening to the cop explaining his many duties to a citizen. The latter in- quired: “How do you tell when a car's going fast enough to pinch it?” The cop importantly explained: Wal, my motorsiekle goes just thirty-five miles an hour, top speed, and that’s the speed limit. So if they're going too fast fer me to ketch, I pinch ’em”........ A very efficient officer, I must say. The citizen, after figuring out that answer remarked: “You talk as if you had a mouthful of grapes.” “How's that?” Asked the officer. “Im lunches.” answered the taxpayer. Met a very dirty man on the streets of Columbia and I nosely asked: “How do you like your chimney sweeping job?” And he smartly answered: “Oh, it soots me.”...... So now I'll mind my own business. A WISE OWL rr OA A POULTRY CHICKS NEED ROOM, GOOD, CLEAN FEED Simple Flat Trough Provides Ample Space By Cora E. Cook, Extension Poultry Specialist, University Farm, St. Paul.—WNU Service. Every one will agree that a good ra- tion is essential to raising good chicks, but not every one recognizes the im- portant part feeders play in raising these good chicks efficiently and eco- nomically. Enough feeder space should be pro- vided so that all chicks can eat at one time. Lack of space causes slow and uneven growth and, frequently, trou- bles with cannibalism, for an idle chick gets into mischief. A four-foot feeder, feeding from both sides, will take care of 100 chicks up to about three weeks. Then more space must be provided. It takes two feeders for 100 chicks during most of the grow- ing period. Feeders that get filled with litter and filth discourage eating. Set feed- ers up on stands and clean out any litter that does accumulate. Feeders that are too expensive dis- courage providing as many as are needed. A simple flat trough made of lath, a four-inch board and a revolving reel lengthwise of the feeder to keep chicks out of the feed, are easy to make and entirely satisfactory. As chicks grow the feeders can be raised higher from the floor and thus use floor space to better-advantage. Floors can be kept much cleaner and chicks protected against disease if feeders are placed on shallow plat- forms, covered with three-quarter-inch mesh hardware cloth. These should be just big enough for the feeder and to collect the droppings and waste feed and water, Pullets Are Healthier; Tuberculosis Eliminated “Twenty-five years ago avian tuber- culosis was probably just as prevalent in the East as in the Middle West. Now the East is comparatively free from this type, undoubtedly due to the general practice of keeping pullets only,” says H. R, Smith, live stock commissioner, Chicago. “Where im- portance is given to poultry raising as a major industry economy in egg production is essential. Pullets pro- duce more eggs than older hens. If Middle Western flock owners would follow the Eastern practice in farm flocks, tuberculosis could be elim- inated.” Avian tuberculosis, in addition to causing heavy losses to the poultry in- dustry, causes heavy mortality in swine. Since bovine tuberculosis is being brought under control, a higher percentage of infected hogs are found to carry the avian type of disease. Vigor Should Come First In all animal husbandry, vigor must come, first—must be considered before color, relationship, type or anything else; for if vigor in the breeder is not present one is headed for disaster. This mysterious element, cites a writer in the Missouri Farmer, which i8 some- thing akin to the “it” in movie stars, can only be detected by sight, can only be gauged by the judgment of the breeder. It is gauged by the bright- ness of eye and the alertness of the bird or animal. Heavy layers have it, else they would not be so prolific. A famous breeder of chickens once said that he was not afraid of lack of vigor in a 300-egg hen and would not hesi- tate to inbreed such a producer. Ducks Are Sensitive Ducks are far more sensitive than ordinary fowls, and mistakes in man- agement frequently lead to a ‘complete moult. Do not imagine that free-range ducks can secure half -their living dur- ing winter months. Ducks in full lay will consume about five ounces of food daily—approximately two ounces of grain and three of wet mash. For grain use wheat, or equal weights of wheat and corn, fed in troughs in the morning, and they love to shovel it out of a trough containing a small quantity of water.—Montreal Herald. Do Not Overcrowd The poultryman who placeMoo many layers in the laying heuse is headed for small profits and trouble. In small buildings 5 square feet of floor space should be aHowed for each bird and In larger oges 3 square feet. If the birds are crowded they will be uncom- fortable, competition for feed at the hoppers and for water at the fountains will be keen, they will be more suscep- tible to disease, and mortality is sure to be heavy. One should aim to have the laying houses not too full and" not the opposite, ’ In the Poultry Yard The surest way to prevent frozen combs is to provide heat during zero weather. Turkeys, especially when kept in confinement, require ample supplies of Stimulate your business by ad- vertising in The Bulletin, water and grit, - Tr A CE I CO-ORDINATION, _ | You Poor Fisu! WHY © You RoW AWAY ouR WE Pot WAS “fous, THE REST OF 1S ALL DROPPED AT re. TIME. “THAT LITTLE GAME'—— .~- po © Nou OPENED , PAUL, - WHY DIDNT You Svow Your BREARERS AND TARE THE Por. RAN ) DON'T BN : CHARLEY, HERE, OPENED \ \ DREW TO A JACK AND TDN'T BETTER « ~ { HAD MY BACK To THE TY | Y SABLE USIN' THE ASH AY ON THE BUFFET | bo ODR'T SEB Av «ov BRDS ‘LAY, AND AS \ “TURNED ARQLND | TRREW AWAY MY nw \ WAS A FOO. =” wv BREAKERS io THREW ‘6M AWRY. — \ NEVER DREAMED Hou'D ALL DITCH. SW DEAL ME IN oN THIS. TS GONNA BE SOME Por. wow! “THE Por FADES ! You DIDNY PLAY LAST HAND, — SQUARE VP WITH THE AND GEY CARDS . & GETS \T. HEALTH TALK WRITTEN BY DR. THEODORE B APPEL, SECRETARY OF HEALTH One of the most maligned words in the dictionary is overwork. It is employed as an excuse te avoid un- attractive social engagements. It is used to impress others with one’s particular importance. It is frequent ly mentionedd as the reason for one’s business failures. And it cer- tainly is most unjustly blamed for many bodily ills,” states Dr. Edith MacBride-Dexter, the Secretary of Health. : As a matter of fact overwork is not nearly the hobgoblin it is paint- ed to be. Abstractly speaking, over- work is a very decent term, behaves itself on most occasions, and does little damage to the lives of most of us. And more likely than not, where lack of health is concerned, overwork has had little if anything to do with the situation. Actually work of a normal amount or even above average is not prone to do one any real damage. On the other hand, certain practices asso- ciated with the work or with living are likely to be the real offenders. Those who, for example, are victims of impure air, illogical diets, auto- intoxication, worry, lack of exercise and insufficient sleep are usually the first to blame work for their sorry condition. And, no doubt, even an average amount of work can easily turn into a sense of overwork when one’s capacity to do the job has been weakened by enervating habits. The other day, for instance, a pro- minent physician was seeking to find a cause for the nervous breakdowr of one of his friends. The friend promptly and decisively blamed it upon overwork. Both men, as the doctor pointed out to his patient, were of the same physical and ner- vous make-up, with conceivably ap- proximately the same amount of the natural resistance. Said the physi- cian, You blams your shake-up to overwork, yet I work regularly hard er than you do and put in much longer hours, and I'm O. K. No, I do not think overwork is the trouble. It is your living habits that have caus- ed the trouble. Which, after all, is merely anothev way of saying that the best bulwark against ill effects from hard and sus- tained work is the conscientious adop tion of a well-rounded and properly balanced health program. And by this suggestion is not meant a fan- atical adherence to a long set of fan- cy rules, but only reasonable sense of the primary duty every one owes to himself to get plenty of fresh aiy and some exercise, to eliminate the excessive use of stimulants, to obtain an average amount of sleep, to eat moderately; in short, to treat one's body with the respect that it de- minds. oo od It can safely be said that the man or woman who fully appreciates that' nature has some say in one’s meth- od of living and then applies that knowledge, will not only not become a victim of so-valled overwork but will increase the capacity to do more work with less effort than is exerted when health is given secondary con- sideration, if any at all. Erosion Control Pays Erosion control saves the soil for the farmer and saves expenditure for control of floods and other results of WE HAVE..... 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