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THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA.
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 23rd, 1935.

122,716 Trucks
Commercial vehicle operators find
State Highway Patrolmen on the job
regularly, enforcing the laws regu-
lating these types of vehicles. Over a
period of eleven months, patrolmen
checked the loads of 122,717 trucks;
the measurements of 61,338 trucks
and 3429 buses and the extent to
which 3405 foreign trucks conformed
with the Pennsylvania laws.
et ——
THIEVES GET 267
AUTOS, POLICE 255
Pennsylvania's State and municipal
authorities were at only a slight dis-
advantage during December in their
constant campaign against automo-
bile thieves.
While residents of the Common-
wealth reported the theft of 267 cars
during the month, authorities an-
nounced the recovery of 255, includ-
ing 166 which were stolen during
December.
Up at Northfield, Minn., a golfer hit
a ball which struck and killed a wild
duck.

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A WISE OWL
While attending the Automobile Show
homes to buy ‘em.
We learned at the show that an auto
manufacturer has just completed a mil-
| lion dollars proving ground to give his
car the acid test in staying power and
endurance...... It seems to us a much
simpler method would be to let a friend
take it over the week-end.
Looking at the new Pontiac we heard
a lady say to her husband: “Darling,
we must get a new car.” “What?”
shouted her husband. “When I'm still
paying installments on the car I ex-
changed for the car I sold in part pay-
| ment of the car I've got now!”
Women and money are alike, if you
don’t keep them busy they lose inter-
est.
An old Tom Cat on Railroad alley,
| surveyed himself in the family water
bucket and said: “One ear gone, one
eye closed, thirteen gashes, part of the
lower jaw missing, and nothing left of
the whiskers but stumps. What a
glorious old time I must have had last
night.
The engineer couldn't blow his
whistle but he didn’t give a toot.

A man from Marietta tried to pro-
cure a job on the Lancaster police
force. He passed the physical tests but
the written examination gave him a
little trouble, On one question: “A man
buys an article for $12.25 and sells it
transaction?” After pondering over the
question the Marietta gentleman final-
ly answered: “He gaines on the cents,
but loses on the dollars.”
The only time it pays a woman to be
long-winded is when she’s blowing out
the candles on her birthday cake.
When ask what was worse then a
in Philadelphia last week Icame to the |
conclusion, that when better cars are |
made, people will still mortgage their |
HEALTH TALK
WRITTEN BY DR. THEODORE
APPEL, SECRETARY OF
HEALTH
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“In spite of the fact that America is
highly conscious of personal, sanitary
standards, millions of homes in the
United States do not even have bath-
tubs. This ‘Believe It or Not’ fact is
is all the more surprising when one
considers the appeals to cleanliness
that have appeared for a score or more
years in the advertising spreads of
magazines and papers, and latterly
have been heard over the radio. And
while this bathtubless fact in itself does
not necessarily prove that Americans
are not sufficiently conscious of the
great value of cleanly habits and of the
habitual use of soap, in particular, it |
does serve to emphasize the adage that
‘Cleanliness is next to Godliness’,”
states Dr. Theodore B. Appel, Secre-
tary of Health.
“Together with its ordinary cleans-
ing properties pure soap has a definite
germicidal value. The action of soap |
as a cleanser has been very clearly
explained by a well known skin spec-
ialist in these words: ‘As as a cleanser,
I soap suspension has two properties:
| (1) it removes oil, grease and other in-
I soluble liquids by forming an emulsion
with them and (ii- it also removes |
| minute solid particles of dirt by taking
the dirt into suspension. Thus it has
|an emulsifying power and a capacity
for adsorption of fine particles. The
| former property is based on the fact
|that the emulsion of a colloidal sus-
{pension (soap) with an immiscible

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|liquid is a stable condition. Conse-
| kuently, soap suspension when rubbed
[on oily or greasy goods, emulsifies the
| grease, converts it into droplets, sur-
{rounded b soap solution and separated
| from the cloth, and so permits it to be
| washed off. After the soap has emul-
| sified the oil it then adsorbs the par-
{ticles of dirt which are then set free.
| ‘According to Gardiner, the effects
lof soap on the skin are due chiefly to
the alkali, for when an alkaline solu-
'tion such as that of soap comes into
| contact with the skin, there is induced
'an excessive secretion of the acid se-
bum and sweat and a keratolytic effect
on the protective epithelium.’
“As to soap’s germicidal power this
same authority among other things
states, ‘To a certain degree soaps are
germicidal. Their germicidal action
varies with different organisms. The
germicidal activity is greatly enhanced
by raising the temperature; this activi-
ty is further supplemented by any
sterilizing effect brought about by the
mechanical removal of bacteria.’
“However, the meat in the scient-
ists’s article is contained in the follow-
ing statement: ‘Soaps are potent fac-
tors in preventing the spread of disease
not only on account of their germicidal

no antiseptic can replace cleanliness. !
It is the best disinfectant for every- |g
day life, to be supplemented, when the | far se fart shoffa.
occasion arises, by appropriate drugs | ler is en deeb un is tsu fowl tsu shoffa.
(surgical antiseptics) under the care | Ich bin en tzeiga os are tsu fowl is tsu
PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH

What Shwilkey Bumblesock Has Te
Say This Week

Ich hob dere in mime ledshta brief
g'shrivva waega unseram nia nuchber,
der Sam Kivler.
awver de orma-pflager sin hardt draw
far se lose wara wile se bong sin os se
action on the common organisms with | uffs town shipcooma. Du waisht de
the exception noted but also because | Beevil sawgt, “De orma missa mere by
Mer hen ene nuch,
i uns hovva,” un dohare will net usht
nich ebber es blame uff da oxla hovva
Se sawga der Kiv-

giraffe with a sore throat one of our
brilliant young Freshman answered:
“A centipede with corns.
MOUNT JOY, PA.
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of physicians.’
“Tt is thus seen that pure soap is not
only a toilet and sanitary necessity but
is actually a preventive against a num-

Saturday night “Firpy” Weaver's
girl told him: “The man I marry must |
be tall and handsome.” And Firpy re- |
torted: “Gimme a chance, I'm still |
growing...... Oh, you handsome thing.

What with liquor so cheap, cider
must be hard to sell.
You Can Escape
Periodic Upsets
Women who must be on the job every
day need Lydia E. Pinkham’s Tablets:
They not only relieve periodic pain and
discomfort . . . they help to correct the
CAUSE of your trouble. If you take them
regularly . . . and if yours is not a surgical
case ...you should be able to escape
periodic upsets.
Chocolate coated . . . convenient . . . de-
pendable. Sold by all druggists. New small
size—50 cents.
Well, it’s a comfort to know that the
horses we bet on are polite, anyway
they always step aside to let the other
nags pass them.

I was talking to a West Main Street
man when I remarked: “So you got rid
of the radio in your car?” “Yes,” he
replied, “I couldn't listen to a broad-
cast in front of me and from the rear
seat at the same time.”

There are poor people in the Shanty
town of a near by city who live in
such delapidated shacks that every
time it rains, they have to go out and
get in their sedans.
“] am 27 and a textile winder in the mill. I had cramps so
bad that I had to cry many times. I used to stay in bed two
days a month. Lydia E. Pinkham’s Tablets helped me wonder-
fully. For the first time in my life I do not suffer. I can work all
the time now and feel Bennie Coates, 1963 Tere
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“Aha!” exclaimed a Florin man
while standing in the middle of Main
Street, “see a pin and pick it up, and
all the day you'll have good luck, “and
as he bent over to pick it up, his hat
fell in the mud, his glasses, dropped
from his nose and smashed on the
street, burst three suspender buttons
and tore the buttonhole out of the
neckband of his shirt.

CLARENCE SCHQCK
MOUNT JOY, PA.
‘
A certain gentleman who lives not
far from town, was attending a show
(?) at Philadelphia last week when he
remarked to his friends: “Isn’t it fun-
ny that most of the men in the first
rows are bald? “No,” answered his
friend, “because most of ’em bought
their tickets from a “scalper.” No. this
certain gentleman wasn’t sitting in the
first row——He had a “box seat.”
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We understand there is a car in this
country for every 4.3 persons. The .3
person is probably what was left of
drheone who got into the rumble seat.
A WISE OWL
(

ber of infections that attack man on
the skin surface. However, to get the
best service from this essential sani-
tary factor one must use pure soap
wisely, thoroughly and often.”
“THE WORLD'S
ALL RIGHT”
“The World's All Right” and the
Legion Auxiliary Unit No. 185 is out
to prove it! Jan. 24th and 25th. are
the dates set for the elaborate Com-
munity Show to be staged in the
High School Auditorium. At special
meetings held Monday afternoon at
the home of the President, Mrs. John
Longenecker, and Monday evening,
at the home of Mrs. George Brown,
plans for the production were dis-
cussed and a cast of prominent local
people was selected.
This modern musical comedy with
its scene laid in a radio broadcasting
studio, promises to be a brilliant
successor to the list of local shows
already staged here, and the usual
ready response to Auxiliary enter-
tainments has already been felt in
the contacts made thus far. The all-
local cast will number about one
hundred fifty and will provide a
variety of entertainment including
singing and dancing specialties, pan-
tomime, comedy, and pageant fea-
tures. Colorful costumes and special

lighting effects will assist in making
this a truly different home talent
show!
Ea
Auto Recovery
Eighty-nine motor vehicles, valued
at $30,038 were recovered by state
highway patrolmen last November.
Over a period of 11 months, the Pa-
trol recovered 802 vehicles valued at
$280,417, along with 381 other artic
les which owners valued at $12,410.
to
Sign in a hotel—If you want a bell-
boy wring a towel.
| shoffa, un waega em shtala hov ich
| nix tsu sawga, awver es sin mere shunt
| dri hinkel aweck cooma sidder os se
| doh woona ich hob de feddera fun ma
| shiffer-schtanicha hinkel in eram hin-
era hofe g'saena. Se sawga aw are
het si bae cb g’shussa greeked ivver
em hinkel shtaela. De nuchbera sin
der onner dawg tzomma cooma far
blans shloga far ene loosa wara. Dle
hen ene “white-cappa” wella un onera
ene dorra un feddera. Endlich bin ich
uff g'shtonna un hob ena g’sawt os de
weldt ware we en mowver, un de leit
sin de shtae. Yader shtaee hut si blotz
in der mowver, derno mauchts nix ous
we grum un shep os are is. Now der
Kivler is en grummer shtae, awver are
hut si blotz, un wile are en deeb is un
tsu fowl tsu shoffa daid ich suggesta
mere daids ene ’lecta tsu office—cong-
ress, senate, odder so gor bresident.
Der Billy Bixler hut arlawbt are daid
gor net ni gae far sel. Are ware der-
for far usht de reicha tsu so offica
electa, derno breichta se sich net reich
shtaela, Ich hob si point admit, un
derno is der Mike Blotner uff ga-joo-
mpt un hut g’sawt won mere en pre-
mium do wedda uff deep un fowlenser,
don wed are farshtonna hovva os home
talent der foretzook het ivver room-
laefer, un so wide os si reputation con-
cerned ware daid are se grawd fer-
hondla far congress. Endlich is don
de meeting room ga-draid tsura rech-
ta bolidix meeting. Yaderer hut con-
fessed os are goot do kent oony shoffa
un kent aw si sheer shtaela wons mohl
on der grose hawfa gingt. Se hen der
Sam Kivler gons fargessa un yaders
huts armsht si wella. Endlich hov ich
g’'sawt ich het ols g’'mained ich ware
der armst mon om Barrick, un ich daid
heit hondla mit anich fun ena un duch
het ich in mime laeva net orum-mood
far de leit room ga-peddled. En mon
os net uff si ageny bisniss ocht gevva
con set net froga far uff onera eary
ocht gevva.
Se hen oll admit os ich de woreheit
schwetza daid, un hen mich g'frogt eb
ich de nomination wet far Congress.
“Nosser,” hov ich g’sawt. “Ich bin a-
mohl g'luffa far sell ompt un dere het
oll g'luga tsu mere we dere farsh-
prucha het far mich vota except der
Billy Bixler. Ich will net widder lawfa
un nuch en linger ous eme maucha”

Es wore en center-shuss un hut def
karls shrowva maucha os we rowva in
ma nesht won mer en pitchfockel on
se haebt. Es hut se oll ga-dishtered os
we der oldt Sammy Sendapetzer. En
familia fun fuftzae kinner uffs town-
ship nemma suggest mere daida en
collection uff nemma far era fare bat-
zawla nuch Rooslond. Ich hob der
Billy Bixler appoint far der hoot room
nemma. We are om oldta Sammy far-
by is hut are si kup g'noked os won’s
en oldter bakonter friend ware, awver
hut yo nix ni. We der hoot room coo-
ma is wora sivva cent un en ‘hussa-
knup drin. Ains wore en finf ‘tent

Manheim—19 W. Steigeh Street
Mon., Wed., Thurs., 8 to 6'P. M.
Evenings, Tues, Fri. and Sat.
Telephone, Manheim 11J
jan.9-if

shtick un sell hut en Irisher peddler ri
g'schmissa os g’suffa wore. De meeting
is derno uff gabrucha un de sivva cent
sin mere ous em sin g’folla bis meer
ons Hullerhecka cooma sin don hut der
Billy mer der wink gevva. Mere sin
uff g’shtepped on der baar un derno
hut are g'frogt far sivva cent waert
“Keffer-bree” mit tswae shtrow-holma
drin.
Husht du in dime laeva tswae dors-
hticke kelver saena dicky millich ous
ame kivvel sowfa? Dart hetsht’s sae-
na kenna. Ich hob en longer tzook,
awver der Billy hut de awga tzoo
g'laiked we en asel won are blarra will
un bis ich recht reddy wore hut my
sucker shunt wind g'fonga.
eee.

SUNDAY DINNER |

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scanty flow, burning
Juniper oil, Buchu lea
tle green tablets called
bladder laxative.
pleased go back and get your
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pep.”
THIS 25¢ TEST
In four
E. W. Garber, Druggist.
Getting Up Nights
r oil, Buchu leaves, etc,
cess acids and waste
f bladder irritation
p, frequent desire,
d backache. Get
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MY SALE WAS A
SUGGESTIONS
By ANN PAGE
Eos are somewhat cheaper due
to slightly increased product .
Butter too, is a bit less en
the recent high prices greatly cur-
tailed buying. Meats continue to rise
in price, particularly pork and hind-
quarter cuts of beef and lamb. Veal
is reasonable and forequarter cuts of
beef and lamb also.
Ducklings are attractively priced
and fowl, roasting and frying chick-
ens have changed little in cost.
Grapefruit, navel oranges, and
apples are the chief fresh fruits avail.
able and all are moderately priced.
Potatoes, cabbage, kale, va ri ous
greens and root vegetables are with-
in the reach of modest budgets. Cu-
ban grown tomatoes are in the bar.
gain class.
Here are three menus at different
price levels made up from seagonable
oods:
Low Cost Dinner
Pan-Fried Beef Liver with Oni
Mashed Potatoes Cole Sew
Bread and Butter
Chocolate Pudding
Tea or Coffee Milk
Medium Cost Dinner
Roast Lamb Browned Potatoes
Caulifiower in Cream
Bread and Butter
Cottage Pudding Lemon Sauce
Tea or Coffee Milk
Very Special Dinner
Cream of Celery Sou;
i Roast Duckling ?
Apple and Pr
une
Mashed Sweet Po Juice
tatoes Spinach
Tomato Salad
Rolls and Butter
Lemon Snow Cust
M
ard Sa
Coffee ile ues
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