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After the Inaugural parade at Har-
risburg yesterday I was watching two
defeated Republicans drown their sor-
rows in a battle from one of the State
Stores.
The first imbiber said: “I found
(hic) a half dollar. His pal said: “Itsh
mine, itch got my name on it.”
sh your name?” ask the first imbiber.
E. Pluribus Unum,” the chap answer-
ed. “yeah,” said the finder, “itsh your-
sh.”
We still aren’t certain whether the
garment workers went on a strike for
shorter hours, higher waist lines or
longer flounces.
One of our worldly wise young men
from Donegal street went into Thomas’
Restaurant and said: “Boy, I'm scared!
I just got a letter from a man telling
me he’d shoot me if I didn’t stay away
from his wife.” “Chuck” Bennett said:
“Well, you've got nothing to worry
about. All you have to do is stay away
from his wife.” “Yeah,” said the fel-
low, “but he didn’t sign his name and
I don’t know which one I'm to stay
away from.”

8 | He mumbled a few words in church
And he was married.
He mumbled a few words in his sleep
R| And he was divorced.
Speaking of talking in one’s sleep.
There’s a deaf and dumb husband who
| wore boxing gloves to bed so he
g | wouldn’t talk in his sleep.
A man from Florin walked reluct-
antly into Eshleman Bros. store. “I just
lost a bet,” he said, “and I want to get
a soft hat.”
The gentleman behind the counter
selected a hat from the shelf, handed
it to the prospective purchaser with
the remark, “This is the softest hat we
have.” The customer gazed at it spec-
ulatively. “What I want, he said re-
luctantly, “is something a little more
tender. I've got to eat it.”
We've just made an arrangement
with our laundry. We are to send back
all their pins if they return all our
buttons. Fifty-fifty.
A wealthy spinster from Harrisburg
peeped into her living room and in-
quired: “Has the canary had its bath
yet?” “Yes, ma'am,” answered the ser-
vant, “you can come in now.”
Then there”s Dumb Dora. She
thought a blocked kick was a square-
toed shoe.
Tragedy
Ben be nimble
Ben be quick
Ben fall over the candle stick
Ben burnie.
A gentleman from Milton Grow
visited Philadelphia last week. Whil
there he slipped on the stair of a sub:
way and started to slide down to th
bottom. Half-way down he collide
with a lady, knocking her down, an
the two continued their way to th
lower landing.
After they had reached the bottom
the lady, still dazed, continued to si
on the gentleman's chest. Looking u
at her, in his most polite Milto
Grove manner, he finally said: “Mad
am, I'm sorry, but this is as far as
”
go.
Now Dumb Dora’s sister wants to
know if a sonnet is a very small baby!
boy.
“Cappy” Mummau complained: “The
water at the Grey Iron is unsafe for
me to drink.” The fellow to whom he
was talking asked: “What precautions
do you take against it.” Well, said Cap-
py, “1 fer it? “Ves?” sald his
friend. “Then,” continued Cappy, “I
boil it” “Yes,” remarked the other.
“Finally, I add chemicals to it,” said
Cappy. “Yes,” exclaimed his interest-
ed listener. Aw, protested Cappy,
“Then I drink beer.”
The Grand Canyon stamp may be
very pretty but when there's a bill
in the envelope it only adds to that
empty feeling.

“What |
ON THE DEAD, AINT
«THAT AWFUL BUNK?
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Ducky

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By “Mikey” Weaver

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MOUNT JOY HIGH: DEFEATS
EPHRATA HIGH FIVE 55-36
A four-way tie for second place in
Section No. 2 of the County High
School Basketball League developed
Wednesday night when Mount Joy
trounced Ephrata in an amazing sec-
ond half scoring attack. The score
was 55-35.
Ephrata led in the first quarter,
but slipped in the second, and led at
the end of the half by 20-19 score.
During the next two quarters Mount
Joy's tossers began to find the basket
in earnest, outdistancing their op-
ponents by 20 points at the end.
In the preliminary game the Eph-
rata J-Vees defeated the Mt. Joy J-
Vees 27 to 19.
Referee, Keene. Scorekeeper, Arntz.
Timekeeper, Crider. Time of periods,
8 minutes.
Mt. Joy J-Vees Field Foul Tis
Hells, ® ini 1 2 4
Carlin, FF cess 4 0 8
Schroll, C. 0 0 ©
Witmyer, C ............. 2 0 4
Dillinger, @ 1 1 3
Brown, G ............... 0 0 0
Gerberich, G ............ oO 0 0
ree 3 3 1
Ephrata J-Vees Field Foul Tls
Schlosser, T 0 0 0
Yewis FP ......00....... 3 2 8
Weaver, © .............. 2 3 J
Mellinger, G ............ 1 0 2
Peticoffer, G ............ 2 1 5
Shiffer, G C ............ 2 1 5
Totals .............0... 10 7
Score by periods:
Mout Joy .............. 4525-19
Ephrata .................. 589 8-27
Referee, Weidman. Timekeeper,
Crider.
err
FIRE CO. TRIMS BURGER
C.C. 29 TO 17
The Mount Joy Fire Company de-
feated the Burger C. C. of Lancaster
on Monday night by the score of 29
to 19.
In the prelminary the Northern

Heartiest Congratula-
tions From Us
We want to congratulate each of
the following for
another birthday:
having reached

ig Family Of Girls Is A Plenty On Sunday ?

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 16, 1935
Drawn for this paper: By Fisher

SON, MADE, IE
THIS THE AMALGAMATED
ORDER OF: LOVE '&~
Sick Boos?

WELL, | HOPE

Mt. Joy H. S. Field Foul Tis
Hostetter, FB ........¢c.:. 5 53 15
{Schneider ¥ ............ g 1 17
| Beamesderfer, EF ........ 1 1 3
i Walters, C .............. 4 0 8
(Buller, &@ ............... 3 4 10
Zink, G ... aaa ies 1 0 2
Brown GG .............. 0 0 0}
Totals 22 11 55
Ephrata Field Foul Tis
ask, TL... 2 0 4
Reever, I' 0 1 1
Wenger, PF. 0 0 ¢
GG. Rliek, € ............. 9 3 21
Doremus, G ............ 2 1 5
W. Rlick, G ............ g 1 3
McQuate, CG ..........0.. 1 1 3S
Tolals 4 7 3
Score by periods:
Mt. Joy ies 7 12 15 21-55
Ephrata ...c:......; 12 8 5 9-36
Lights won a hard fought game from i

| NEVER NEEDED
JERRY'S MONEY
MONE THAN | Do
TONIGHT.
MY (NSURANCE
| PROMISED
MY WIFE A
COUPLE OF
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JERRY WiLL Dd You
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WE'S THE MosT| x + ror SOMETHING,
CONSISTENT | JERRY: J ERRY?
LOSER ON HE'S oul
EARTH - MEAL TICKET.
HOME, TONIGHT:

No, | DIDN'T FORGET
NOTHIN’, WIFEY!
| No MORE THAN STEPPED
OUT TiLL \T STARTED
To RAIN PITCHFORKS,-
I'M NOT GoIN' To THE
LIL GAME IN THIS
TERRAEIC DOWNPOUR, -
I'M GONNA STAY

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the Fire Co. Reserves. The final score
Se 2 C Frey F 0 0 9
Fire Co. Reserves Field Foul Tis Brown, F ............... 1 1 3
Charles, FF «ve ns 2 gjPoman, C ............ 2 2 8
E Pornall, Beers 0 0 0 dG ............... 0 2 1
Vedman FB 1 0 2 Rogels, & ....5......... 1 0 2
Halblelh, B it ios, 0 o off Frey: G@ Leanne, 2 v0
Schroll, © 4 0 8 ~ = =
Fshlemin © ...c........ 2 0 4 Totals ..... ee 6 5.1
Weaver, © 2 0 i Referee, Weidman. Scorer, Beamen-
J. Permell, G ne 0 0 ofderfer
Frysinger, iG ............ 0 0 ©
— _ _ |MT. JOY TROUNCES ELKWOOD
Totals... 0000. Bn 0 2 FIRE CO. 36 TO 22
N. Lights Field Foul Tis _—
Miller, ¥ 6 0 12| On Friday night the Mt. Joy Fire
Martin ........0000.0 1 2 6|Company basketball team journeyed
Brubaker, €C 2 0 4|to New Cumberland and defeated the
Binger, G ............... 0 ©0 0|Ekwood Fire Co. in a well played
Dunwoody, G ...i....... 1 0 0}game by the score of 36 to 22.
— == =] Mount Joy Field Foul Tis
Totals ....... Rn 2 A/Munmmay, FB ............ 5 1 nn
Referee, Smith. Scorer, Beamen- |Divet, F ................ 3 0 6
derfer. Rain, © 4 0 8
Fire Company Field Foul Ma CG 2 1 5
Divet, F 1 3 Si1lewis, G ............... 2 2
Schroll, ¥ oO 0 ¢ _— oe
Mummaw, F ............ 2 0 47 Totals 10 4 3%
Rahn €C ........0...... 6 3 15|Elkwood Fire Co. Field Foul Tis
Fellenbaum, G .......... 1 1 3iBaion F ................ Tr 0 95
Greiner, G 1 0 2iMaytson, F ............. 5 I 1
Smith, G 0000 0 0 C .................. I oo 2
— a GG 1 1 3
Totals 11 2 20 PFrischkorn, G .......... 2 (0 4
Burger C. C. Field Foul Tis —
Mattern, F 0 0 0 Tolals ...........«.:: 10 2 92

Fruit and Coconut Glorify Winter Pies

We are glad that the price of hair- |
cuts has been reduced to the old rate.
The editors have hardly looked pre-
sentable during this period when they
had to cut their own hair.
— 0) Cen
A man is also judged by the scandals
he keeps up with.
Spring always visits a few times be-
fore coming to stay.

OCONUT cream pie has always
enjoyed the reputation of being
one of the most delectable pies—
but when fruit is added to the
cream coconut filling it becomes: the:
pie supreme. And now, that we
can buy delicions coconut con-
veniently put up in packages or
cans, we can give our families this
treat easily and simply.
Coconut Cream Fruit Pie
4 tablespoons sugar 1 cup shredded
5 tablespoons cake coconut
flour 2 teaspoons vanilla
1/4 teaspoon salt 3 bananas
I cups milk
1 baked 9-inch ple
} egg yolks, slightly shell
beaten
egg whites, Dash of salt
unbeaten 2 tablespoons water
1/2 cup sugar 1/4 teaspoon vanilla
Combine sugar, flour; and salt in
top of double boiler. Add milk and
egg .yolks, mixing thoroughly.
Place over rapidly boiling water
and cook 10 minutes, stirring con-
stantly. Remove from boiling wa-
ter; add 2 cup coconut and va-
nilla. Cool. Slice. 1 banana into
pie shell; then fill with ‘cooled
filling.
Place egg whites, sugar, salt, and
water in top of double boiler; beat

with rotary egg beater until
thoroughly mixed. Place over.
rapidly boiling water and heat 11
minute; ‘then remove from fire and,
continue beating 1 minute, or untif
mixture will stand in peaks. Add!
flavoring. Pile lightly on filling]
Slice remaining bananas and ar.
range with slices overlapping,
around meringue. Sprinkle with
remaining coconut. Serve at once,
Coconut Cream: Peach Pie
Use recipe for Coconut Cream
Fruit Pie, substituting 1% cups
sliced fresh peaches, or 1% cups
drained, canned sliced peaches, for
bananas. Place 1% of peaches dn
pie shell. Add filling and cover
with meringue. Arrange remaining
peaches around meringue. Sprinkle
with coconut. Serve at once.
Coconut Cream Orange Pfe
Use. recipe’ for Coconut Cream’
Fruit ‘Pie, substituting 2 oranges
for bananas. Remove membrane
from orange sections and sweeten
slightly. Place 1% of orange gece.
tions in pie shell. Add filling and
cover with meringue. Arrange re.
maining sections around meringue,
Stine with coconut. Serve: at
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Dr. John D. Killheffer
OPTOMETRIST
QVER THIRTY YEARS EXPERIENCE
tn
Elfzgbethtown—15 East High Street
day, Friday and Saturday
M. to 4:30 P. M.
Ne or
Manheim—¥9, W. Steigel Street
Mon., Wed., ess 6 P. M.
Evenings, Tues., i and Sat.
Telephone, Manheim 11J
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ON’T GET UP NIGHTS
MAKE THIS 25c¢ TEST
Use Yuniper oil, Buchu leaves, etc.,
to flush%put excess acids and waste

Juniper oil, Bu leaves, etc., in lit-
tle green tablets ed Bukets, the
bladder laxative. In “gur days if not
pleased go back and ge
your regular sleep and
pep.” E. W. Garber, Druggitt.
MY SALE WAS A
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GAINS 25°. LBS.
IN TWO MONTHS
COD LIVER OIL—Once a
Punishment—Now a Treat
trying to force your children to take nasty-

Stop
tas y flavored cod liver oils. Give them
Coco —the cod liver oil with a delicious
chocolate taste—and watch_their bodies
daily with \Yigorous, athletic strength!

Merder of Milwaukee says:
“Before my child took
Coco Codsheonlyweighed
80 lbs. Now, in Iwo
months’ time, she weighs
105% lbs. and she
not been sll since.
J Other cod liver oilshave
y only Vitamins Aand D,
but Coco Cod is also
rich in Vitamin B—the
appetite and growth
promoting vitamin.
Start your children with
Coco Cod today. At all
drug stores.
60CO0 GOD
The Cod Liver Oil That Tastes Like Chocolate
Help Kidneys’

If poorly functioning Kidneys and
Bladder make you suffer from Getting
Up Nights. Nervousness, Rheumatic
Pains, Stiffness, Burning, Smarting,
Itching, or Acidity try the guaran
Doctor's Prescription Cystex(Siss-tex)
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