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A well known man from Bainbridge
pulled a fast one on Monday night and
some of you other married men might
try it some time. He says: “I went
home quite a bit under the weather
last night and my wife didn’t suspect
a thing.” When ask if she couldn't
smell his breath, he answered: “That’s
just it. I ran the last block home and
when I got to her I was all out of
breath.”

I won't tell you who it was, because
if you try it and it doesn’t work, and
you get the old rolling pin act from
your wife you might want to get back
at the guy who suggested it.

One of our local physicians told one
woman she must walk after each meal,
so now, she takes all her meals at a
cafeteria.
While passing a little love nest on
Donegal Street I heard the man of the
house say: “Didn't you promise at the
altar to love, honor and obey me,
wifey?” And his wife answered:
“Goodness knows what I promised! I
was listening to hear what you prom-
ised.”
Girls who used to flag the trains with
their petticoats now have to let the
trains crash together head on.
A young bride was boasting of her
good fortune of having a perfect hus-
band and she said: “I have a wonder-
ful husband.” The divorcee too whom
she was talking, sarcastically exclaim-
ed “Just beginners’ luck.”
No matter how natural they look,
wigs always give false impressions.
Our local dumb Dora told me that
she always thought a football coach
was the carriage the players rode in to
and from the football games.
I met a man from Florin who had
the best reason for not going to church
‘that I have ever heard of. On Mon-
day when the minister saw him he
asked:” Why don’t you come to church
any more?” The man, very frankly
answered: “For three reasons: Firstly,
I don’t like your preaching; secondly,
I don’t like your singing; and thirdly;
It was in your church at a church
party that I first met my wife.”
And that, dear readers, is something
to get mad about.
One hears a lot about Byrd's hard-
ships, but nothing of the comfort of
opening the front door and not having
a blizzard of handbills blow in.
During his wife’s absence, a fellow
from Salunga was “hatching” it, Hav-
ing a fondness for solf boiled eggs for
| breakfast, he decided to make some,
his first morning alone. Not having a
clock or a watch that was running to
time the eggs he was at a loss to know
when they were cooked. He suddenly
| hit uopn an idea. He put the eggs on
the stove, called long distance on the
{telephone and when the operator told
{him his time was up, (three minutes
being the allotted time for a long dis-
tance call without extra charge) he
| took the eggs out of water and they
| were perfectly done.

That, housewives, is household ef-
ficiency. It is lots cheaper to phone
long distance than wind a clock.

Even when parents know their chil-
dren are bad they don’t want anyone
else to think so.

Speaking of housewives here's a lit-
tle household hint for today.
Attack a short wooden handle to
your poodle dog and he will make you
a very convenient mop for washing
pots and pans.
Last Saturday night Johnny Charles
said to his girl friend: “A penny for
your thoughts,” She said: “What do
you think I am, a slot machine?”

Hearing a chap say that during his
vacation he “hit all the high spots
“doesn’t necessarily mean that he has
been on the montains.
A stranger walked into a certain
newspaper office in a nearby town and

the office boy said: “The editor is loaf-
3razil Rain-Drenched in
One Part; Dry in Other
Geographically, Brazil is divided int
two great sections—the plateau coun
try in the East, which includes nearly
one-third of its territory, and the great
interior tropical plains, drained by the
Amazon system and in a smaller de
gree by the Rio de la Plata tribu-
taries. The country lies almost en
tirely in the torrid zone, observes a
writer in the Kansas City Star. In
general it is a tropical country, with
subtropical and temperate areas in the
South and in the central plateau re
gion. The forest-covered lowland val:
ley of the Amazon is a region of high
temperatures which vary little through-
out the year. There is no appreciable
change of season except in the vari-
ation of rainfall. The coastal plains
lying between the plateaus and the sea
are subject to high temperatures and
humidity as far south as Santos.
The varied rainfalls are one of the
peculiarities of the climate of torrid
Brazil. Whereas three years may pass
in the northern state of Ceara without
rain, other sections are drenched for
months with tropical downpours. The
country is fortunate in being free from
the earthquakes and hurricanes
common along the great Cordillera
from Chile to Mexico and in the Carib-
bean countries.
Coffee is found chiefly in the tem-
perate plateau regions and in southern
Brazil. This is the principal source
of Brazil's wealth, with the states of
Sao Paulo and Matto leading in pro-
duction. The latter has an area of
530,000 square miles and is the prin-
cipal cattle state of Brazil.
SO

History of Letter “P”
of the Present Alphabet
The letter P, the sixteenth letter
of our alphabet, was written in the
Phoenician from right to left, accord-
ing to an authority in the Chicago
Tribune. It is interesting that, al-
though the Greek alphabet is general-
ly considered to have descended from
the Phoenician, the Etruscan and Um-
brian symbols for P more closely re-
semble the Phoenician than they do
the Greek symbol. The early Roman
form of the letter was similar to the
Greek, but as time went on the form
became more and more rounded. It
was not until imperial times, however,
that the semi-circle was completed and
the letter had reached the form it now
retains, The sound represented by
the symbol always has been the
breathed labial stop.
The letter Q was in the earliest
Greek alphabets the symbol koppa,
which was retained in Tonic Greek
merely as a symbol for the figure 90.
The pronunciation in Greek is the
same as K. In Latin Q is commonly
used in combination with U pro-
nounced as W before a following vowel
as in the English quill. The letter R,
called rho in Greek, often was written
in early Greek alphabets as D, which
caused confusion between the two let-
ters. No consonant has a more varied
pronunciation than R.
called sigma in Greek,
ried pronunciation. It
ed as sh, as Z, or as a
The letter §,
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More Millions For Ford Plant
Expansion gives 7,500 ton daily steel
capacity.
The construction of two huge steel
mills costing $12,000,000 including the
expansion plans announced last week,
is being interperted by the press of the
country as a step by Ford towards in-
dependence of the steel corporations as
a source of supply.
The new mills will require eight
months to complete, give employment
to 500 additional men, enable the Ford
factory to produce 3,000 cars a day
without buying a pound of steel in the
market.
Two New Mills
Buildings costing $650,000, machinery
and equipment total an additional in-
vestment of 36,000,000; the sum repre-
sented by the two mills.
About 229,400 square feet of space
are provided for in addition to the 64,-
500 square feet in the present mill. The
increased facilities will furnish the 36
different kinds of steel required in the
manufacture of Ford products.
7,500 Tons Daily
Fifteen hundred added tons daily
will give Ford a capacity of 7,500 to-
tal tonnage. The present Newton mill
at Monroe is geared for a 6,000 ton
production per day now.
Caissons are already being sunk for
foundations of the two big new mills
to be erected east and west of the
present open hearth steel mill build-
ings. The east mill will supply cold
strip in sheets up to 84 inches in width;
the west, hot strip, 48 inches wide.
ing and cannot be disturbed.” The
stranger exclaimed: “When he’s less
busy, please tell him he is fired! I've
just bought this paper.”

Heard while passing an open win-
dow on Main Street, wife: “I was a
fool when I married you?” Hubby,
agreeing: “I knew that but I thought
you would improve. However, now I
realize my mistake”..... you can judge
for youreslf what happened after that.
Some people wash their faces
Each mawnin’ in de sink—
Ah use a drinkin’ fountain,
And does it while Ah drink.
A WISE OWL

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Smoky Substitutes Long
Used Before Glass Lamps
The story of lamps and lighting
is a long one and that part of fit
that deals with the early settlers in
New England holds many interesting
features, notes a writer in the De-
troit News. One of them is the betty
lamp, which was really a boat-shaped
iron vessel with an open wick. This,
however, was burned sparingly, for it
gave off a rank-smelling smoke and
the glow was so feeble that it was
of little assistance.
About the same time candle-wood,
a resinous pitch pine, was cut into
strips for lighting. It was more
practical, as it burned brightly, but
there was still the problem of the
dense smoke.
Rush lamps were also used. because
they were easy to obtain, being noth-
Ing more than cat-o’-nine-tails braid-
ed or bundled and soaked in oil or
tallow. Bayberries, as well as the fat
of wild animals, were used when tal-
low was not obtainable because cat-
tle were scarce,
nly
Candles were used
for special occasions.
After putting up with all of these
inconvenient methods of lighting,
the coming of the Sandwich glass
lamp was welcomed by the housewives
of the early days. By 1800 the glass
lamp was in general use,

Cinderella’s Slipper
Although the folklore of many lands
contains the inspirational story of
Cinderella's romance, the different
versions are not legends but variations
of a romantic and true incident in the
life of Rhodopis, the ‘‘rosy-cheeked
queen” of Egypt, who reigned 2,000
vears before the birth of Christ. His-
tory relates, writes G. R. Turner in
the Kansas City Times, that on a cer-
tain day in that distant past Rhodopis
was bathing in the Nile when a strong
gust of wind carried off one sandal
and laid it at the feet of the Egyptian
king, who was presiding over a court
of justice almost a mile away. The
daintiness of the sandal so impressed
the king that he offered a reward for
knowledge of the owner’s name. Rho
dopis claimed the reward, courtship
followed, and soon she was queen of
Egypt.

Queen Christina
Christina, queen of Sweden, was
born in 1626. Her father died when
she was six years old. She became
queen in her eighteenth year. Urged
to marry, with her cousin, Charles
Gustavus, suggested as the most suit-
able consort, in 1650, she appointed
Charles her successor. She soon de-
sired to abdicate in his favor, and
finally did so in 1654, leaving the coun-
try in male attire, under the name of
Count Dohna. She embraced the Cath-
olic religion and lived for many years
in Rome, dying there in 1689.

Criminology Research
Cesare Lombroso, famous criminol-
ogist of the late Nineteenth century,
founded criminology as an independ-
ent subject of research. The study of
crime is conditioned by the difficulty
in gathering significant statistics, the
changing concepts of crime and by the
fact that each country decides for
itselt of what crime consists. Social,
environmental and individual influ-
ences are very complex, and criminol-
ogists do not consider their results
conclusive.
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