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You get better merchandise at a fairer price
than he could ever hope to sell it if he did not
have the larger volume of business that comes
from legitimate advertising and goods that bear
out the premise of the printed word.
Don’t miss the advertisements. This very day
they call your attention to values that tomorrow
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Far Cheaper Than You Can Build
VERY MODERN HOME
On an 80-foot front lot, house has 8-rooms and bath, slate roof,
large porch, hot water heat, oil burner, hot and cold cellar, all
This is one of the best built homes
in Mount Joy. Only reason for selling, but one person in the fam-
ily. I will cheerfully show this property. No. 442.
Modern 7-Room House
On a 60-foot lot, corner, bath, oil burner, slate roof; house recently
painted and papered. 2-Car Garage, poultry house, fruit, etc. Come
and inspect.
JNO. E. SCHROLL, Realtor
MOUNT JOY, PENNA.

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cutting in his
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Barber Shop and I said,
“Did you get cut?” And
Johnny replied, I just washed
it and it shrank.” |
Johnny
your hair
“No,
Matrimony is a serious word, says
a domestic science lecturer. He is
wrong—matrimony is a sentence.
A Papa from Salunga said to his |
daughter, “What made voung Her- |
shey stay so late last night, Tillie?” |
Tillie replied, “I was showing him |
some of my picture postcards. {
And Dad said, “Well, the next|
time he comes, show him some of my |
electric light bills.”
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The Modern Version
Mary had a little lamb,
Quite meek and cross;
Away back on their honeymoon,
She showed him who was boss.
Two students from a nearby col-
lege were uncertainly flivvering their
way home.
“Bill,” said Henry, “I wancha be
very careful. Firs’ thing ya know
you'll have us in a ditch.”
“Me?” said Bill, astonished, “Why,
1 thought you was driving.”
called the
“Hello, is
An out of town party
High School and asked,
this the Girl Reserves?”
Thinking it was a call for a basket
ball game, the teacher replied, “yes.”
And the party said, “Well, reserve
me a nice blonde for Thursday
night.”
A Florin woman inquired, “Why
do you liken that man to a busy bee?
He isn’t particularly industrious, is
he?”
Her husband answered, “Oh no, he
isn’t that. But nearly everyone he
touches gets stung.”
At last we have learned that the
reason so few men go to church is,
they don’t care particularly what
other men wear.— — —
Now ladies control yourselves.
Joe Detweiler nicknamed his girl
Appendix, and when I asked him
why, Joe replied, “Because it costs
so much to take her out.”
Here's a brand new proposal writ-
ten by a Rheems barber to be used
by barbers only:
Dear One,
HAIR I COMB bringing a MAS-
SAGE of love. It's a SINGE that I'd
LATHER have you than all the girls
in the world. I'm your devoted
SHAVE forever and ever. Every day
LILAC the SHOP and hurry to our
little HONE with the honeysuckles
all around it. Well RAZOR little
one to be a great man. We'll FAC-
IAL our troubles with a song in our
hearts, and this is no IDLE TALC.
A new wife was trying a sample
that had been left at her door and
she said, “The directions say to rub
the surface down with steel wool.
What on earth is steel wool?”
Her hubby, not wishing to appear
dumb, answered, “I'm not sure, but
I think it’s made from the fleece of
hydraulic rams.”
To make the world safe for ped-
estrians the greatest of all horticul-
tural feats has not yet been accom-
plished—the grafting of Weed chains
on banana skins. A WISE OWL
eet eee
A burglar who robbed a house in
town smoked several cigarettes and
scattered ashes on the carpet. The
only clue the police have to his iden-
tity is that he is unmarried.
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LAYING HENS NEED
WARM, DRY HOUSE
Idle Buildings Can Be Made
Into Good Quarters.
Chickens last year brought Illinols
farmers almost as much cash income
as calitle and calves did and more than
corn, wheat or oats, but they need a |
accommoda- |
tions, now that another winter is com- |
ing on, it is pointed out by E. G. John- |
son, extension specialist in agricultural i
“new deal” in housing
engineering, college of
University of Illinois.
This “new deal” need not necessarily
mean a new house, however. Many
poultry houses already built may be
remodeled to incorporate the features
and to provide the advantages of the
more modern type poultry house.
many cases idle buildings already on
the farm can be made into
poultry houses by making a few sim-
ple changes.
The exterior may not look like a
poultry but if the remodeled
building has proper window arrange-
ment in the front for light and venti-
lation, low ceiling height, a dry floor
and tight walls with insulation behind
roosts, it will probably be very satis-
factory in every way.
Abnormal temperature changes in
the during the winter
cut into egg production, and methods
of construction that will keep a more
uniform temperature are desirable.
This can be accomplished by allowing
a small amount of head room in the
house, making the walls tight, provid-
ing insulation back of and above roosts
and providing windows that fit tightly.
Bverything possible also should be
done to prevent damp floors in poultry
houses.
Narrow houses can be made more
satisfactory and the capacity increased
by widening the house. This is usual-
ly done by extending the house the
necessary width and using a gable or
combination roof. Houses with a high
ceiling may be remodeled by making
a false ceiling. The straw loft serves
excellently for this purpose. The com:
mon method of remodeling semi-moni-
tor types of hog and poultry houses to
avoid the coldness and draftiness us-
ually found in this type of construc-
tion is to use a straw loft to shut off
the effec. of the upper row of windows
that cause the draft.
agriculture,
house,
poultry house
Marketing Turkeys Is
Explained in Bulletin
Many farmers could get more for
their turkeys if they would improve
the quality of the birds and adopt bet-
ter dressing and packing methods, con-
cludes a marketing specialist of the
bureau of agricultural economics, on
the basis of investigations in poultry
packing plants and terminal markets.
It has been found that many pro-
ducers expend much labor and money
in an effort to raise turkeys of fine
quality, and then, through improper
selection, finishing and preparation of
the birds for market, fail to get much
of the profit they would otherwise re
ceive,
In a bulletin issued by the United
States Department of Agriculture, the
specialist tells how to select turkeys
for market, how to handle live turkeys,
how to feed turkeys, how to kill the
birds and bleed them, how to pick tur-
keys and clean the carcasses, how to
wrap the heads, sew torn skin and re-
move the crops. Hauling to market,
grading, weighing, packing, loading
and shipping are also covered in this
bulletin, entitled, “Dressing and Pack-
ing Turkeys for Market.”
In “a final word,” he says: “It is
to the interest of the producer, packer
and retailer to see that the customer
is satisfied with her purchase, so that
she not only will continue to use tur-
key as the center of the holiday din-
ners, but will buy one occasionally at
other times.”
Separate Sexes Early
Pullets will develop with greater
uniformity if separated from the cock-
erels when they are eight to twelve
weeks of age. The males are dom-
ineering and tend to claim the feed
hopper space that has been allotted
to the females. Furthermore it is
good economy to sell the males before
they become staggy.
Oyster Shell Feeding
The theory that oyster shell feeding
causes the hens to drink too much wa-
ter and therefore causing watery
whites is without foundation. “Wa-
tery whites” do not contain any more
water or less solids than the regular
quality eggs. If hens have fresh wa-
ter in front of them at all times they
will not drink too much. The oyster
shell merely helps to give the proper
amount of mineral needed for the
shells. says a poultry department cor-
respondent in the Boston Herald.
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Grow Early Plants
Sowing seed early in greenhouses
and hotbeds is essential in growing
early vegetable plants. :
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Council Will
Inspect Trucks
(From page 1)
Althouse re-appointed him
other term.
Special Officer's Report
Officer Elmer Zerphey reported
having made these arrests the past
month: Fraudulent check, 1; assault
and battery, 1; maliscious mischief,
3; vagrancy 1.
Treasurer’s Report
H. N. Nissley reported the follow-
ing balances: Boro, $423.52; Water,
$478.57; Interest, $44.00; Interest
New Bonds, $60.00.
May Buy a Truck
for an-
heard and they were instructed to
bid on a 1% and 2-ton truck with
regular equipment, about 134-inch
wheelbase, platform body, dual
wheels and have a truck here for in-
spection at I. D. Stehman’s Mill Sat-
urday afternoon at 3 o'clock.
Reports Returned
The boro auditors presented their
audits of the Boro, Water and Inter-
est accounts. Some were read and
ordered returned for correction
mainly because they did not include
the outstanding taxes due the boro.
These bills were then ordered paid
as soon as there is sufficient money
in the treasury: Boro, $481.88; Wat-
er, $835.39; Strickler Coal Fund,
$17.40; Total $1,334.67.
A Special Meeting
Council then adjourned to meet
at a special meeting Tuesday even-
Supply Seed Oats
A shortage of good seed oats faces
Pennsylvania farmers unless those who
had good clean crops last year come to
the rescue. Thousands of acres of the
three highest yielding varieties, Cor-
nellian, Keystone and Patterson, were
grown last year but primarily for feed.
Appeals are being made to these grow-
ers to make these oats available for
seed and buy other feed with the re-
turns.
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Cross-Pollinate Apples
Boquets of apple blossoms placed in
trees of different varieties assist in
proper pollination and an improved set
of fruit. Blossoms of Grimes Golden,
Delicious, Golden Delicious, and Jona-
than have shown up favorably in York
Imperial trees.
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in the boro was then considered. A
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ing, Feb. 13 at 7:30,
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for the purpose
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THE BEST OF SAINTS
honors with February's other
two famous statesmen, Wash-
ington and Lincoln. Is he not the
greatest of diplomats? Since the
Middle Ages, he has successfully
negotiated treaties between the
shyest of sweethearts. He has
helped cement many a pact of
friendship and renewed many an
entente cordiale. With red paper
hearts and lace-edged messages oOr-
namented with doves and roses,
this genial Ambassador of Love
speaks all languages and receives
a royal welcome wherever he goes.
St. Valentine’s Day used to be
the occasion for almost as much
present-giving as Christmas.
Gloves, ribbons, silk stockings and
garters were the customary gifts.
Children used to rise before dawn
in order to “catch a grown-up be-
fore sun-up” and say
“Good morrow to you, Valentine!
First its yours and then its mine;
So please give me a valentine.”
After sunrise, the charm was
not so likely to work.
Glimpses of the Future
The Fourteenth of February,
being the heart’s day, offered an
opportunity to a girl to see her
future husband. The first person
she saw in the morning if he were
neither kith nor kin, married
nor an inmate of the house, would
prove to be the man she married.
We can imagine that some blush-
ing maidens were not too demure
to lay plans for making.certain of
meeting the right person!
Sh VALENTINE rightly shares

There were also more elaborate
ways of securing this important
peep into the future. A girl might
pick five bay leaves and pin them
to her pillow—one at each corner
and one at the middle. Then, as
she went to bed, she took a hard-
boiled egg, removed the yolk, and
filled the hollow with salt. She
sat up in bed and ate the egg,
shell and all; then spent the night
without speaking to anyone or
drinking anything at all. If she
lay on her back as she slept, she
would undoubtedly dream of her
bridegroom. But the charm would
be broken if she mentioned the
dream, even to her dearest friend,
before ten days had passed.
Slightly less complicated is the
making of a St. Valentine's Wish.
To observe this old ritual, write
your wish very small on a thin
piece of paper. Roll it in a little
piece of clay. Fill a bowl full of
water and cast in your wish. If
the paper frees itself and comes
to the surface, St. Valentine has
read your wish and will take im-
mediate steps to grant it. You
might add this bit of magic to the
list of games for your Valentine
party. And don’t forget the senti-
mental fun of finding supper
partners by matching “broken”
hearts and valentine verses.
A Valentine Supper
And, speaking of supper part-
ners, a very important part of
any St. Valentine’s Day entertain-
ment is: the food ‘that you serve.
These entertainments are best in

the evening when the men can be
there. They need not be very for-
mal—in fact, the more informal
the better—so here is a suggestion
for a St. Valentine supper:
Chicken and Ham Shortcake
Cranberry Jelly Cut in Heart
hapes
Grapefruit Cream Sherbet with
herry Garnish
Cocoanut Kisses Coffee
Fairy Gingerbread
Chicken and Ham Shortcake:
Make a white sauce of two table-
spoons butter, two tablespoons
flour, one and one-half cups milk
and two 6-ounce cans evaporated
milk, Add one slightly-beaten egg
yolk. Add the contents of a 12-
ounce can of diced chicken, one
cup diced cold boiled ham and
two tablespoons cooking sherry,
and season to taste with salt and
pepper. Serve between and on top
of split hot buttered baking pow-
der biscuits. Serves eight.
Grapefruit Cream Sherbet:
Soften one tablespoon gelatin in
two tablespoons cold water, and
dissolve in the boiling grapefruit
juice from a No. 2 can. Add one
and one-third cups sugar, dissolve
and cool. Add three tablespoons
lemon juice and one well-beaten
egg. Pour the cold fruit juice
mixture slowly into one cup
cream, and freeze at once in
refrigerator trays or in ice-cream
freezer. Stir often, if in trays.
Serve garnished with chopped
cherries, Serves eight.*