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How to Heal
Bad Legs
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and sores with Emerald Oil, and
bandage your leg. Use a bandage
three inches wide and long enough
to give the necessary support, wind-
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knee, the way the bloed flows in the
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Phone 211J MOUNT JOY, PA

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ROADSIDE
MARKETING
By T. J. Delohery

DIRECT MARKETS ARE
POSSIBLE ANYWHERE
[ET yours given to
ers and farm women who are retall
ine and wholesaling farm products
has convinced me that there are but
few farms on which some sort of
produce which consumers or retallers
will buy cannot be grown or processed,
Moreover, 1 have found that the loca.
tion of the farm 18 no drawhack,
Jim Smith of Farmington, Ark,
which 1s little more than a post office,
thought fruit growing a poor job be-
cause of low prices; but his bride
wife, who came from Texas, told him
that dried apples shipped to communi
ties which produced no fruit would
pay well A partnership was ar
ranged, Mrs. Smith to do the selling.
Relatives and friends In other states
| were contacted and advertising was
i
| placed in various small town papers.
Before long it was necessary to hire
several people to help prepare the
fruit and get It off to customers and
agents who were attracted hy the ad-
vertising
“Rye wasu't much in demand and
the price was down.” said A. G. Hult-
quist of Wisconsin, “so T brought
what I had to the mill and had it
ground Into flour. Put up in neat,
white sacks, on which 1
painted 'Rye Flour,’ 1 had no trouble
getting retailers to pay me twice as
much as the whole grain would have
brought,”
Ray Garrett of Franklin county,
Ohlo, gold his dressed calves to a
country huyer until he got hold of an
eastern newspaper. Turning to the
market section his eve caught quota-
tions on veal. His calves, worth 10
cents in Ohio, were bringing 26 cents
a pound In New York. He connected
with & commission firm and started
shipping. By asking questions of his
market representative he received in-
formation which helped him prepare
his calves so he got the high dollar.
Hats don’t grow on bushes, but Mrs,
I. Spiller of Cobden, [il., has kept
herself in Easter hats and other
clothes with money she derives from
the sale of lilacs to a Chicago florist.
Like many families in small towns,
Wiley Hariston of Warren, Ark, kept
a cow. What milk, cream and butter
wasn't needed at home, was sold to
peighbors. The income was about $10
a month. Mrs, Hariston became 8
proficient as a butter maker that she
was awarded the championship of Ar-
kansas, Tennessee and Mississippi in
a tri-state contest. So, when Haris
ton quit elerking in the general store
to go on a patch of land he had
bought, the butter from the milk pro-
duced by their several cows was sold
direct to people in town, Then they
began to ask for milk, and Haristop
added more cattle, going inte pure-
breds. Jusiness grew; so did the
herd, and neighbors reasoning that his
cattle were good producers began to
buy his calves.
Mrs. Mary I. Ballew never plants
much garden truck during the regular

Finds Profit in Dried Apples.
season. She plants so as to have
her crops before or after her small
it is supplied. Thus
the higher prices
which prevail when things are not

home town ma
she is able to get
plentiful.
While freight rates are supposed to

be the main difference between mar-
kets, George Pullen of Berrien Springs,
Mich., found he could get a 50 per
t higher price if he trucked his
pes to South Bend, 25 miles away,
ing them to Benton
only 11 miles distant.
Salesman Be:
is the repu-

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ead of har

arbor which is
“Best Farmer
tween ‘Los and the Lake”

tation Norman Shurtliff of Overton,
Nev., has won with the dollar bexes
of fresh vegetables which he sends

d from the truck loads
les and honey he ped
> towns, Upward
» “Family Assortment”
been sent out in one
hoxes contain several
ice, bunches of radishes,
nach or heet greens,

out by mai

garden cress or

touch in

e or ¢ ch of sweet
ng season starts late
and continues through
of the packages go
n two mailing zones. Fach box
ins a slip titled “Our Policy”

1vs “Like that of any modern
licy is that
our client
d sure of having

1g we ship.
not satisfied.”
ewspaper Union.

A Ge ree
Lights Help Pullets
Proper use of lights in the laying
house may help considerably in the
postponing or entirely avoiding a
fall molt in the pullet flock. Water
and feed should be available for the
birds when the lights are on.

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OWL LAFFSHEALTH TALK

A WISE OWL

WRITTEN BY DR. THEODORE B.
APPEL, SECRETARY OF
HEALTH
‘The very logical increase in pop-
ular literature on heart no doubt
has been beneficial to many. Be-
cause of the information thus con-
veyed many have sought profession-
al advice when the slightest disturb-
ance manifested itself in that region,
who otherwise might not have done
so. Perhaps there have been addi-
tional thousands who have subjected
themselves to a physical examination
in spite of their apparent health—
an excellent annual practice. But in
| the wake of this information are to
| be found many persons who quite
j unfortunately have developed a
{ heart-complex. Physicians, particu
‘larly heart specialists, see this type

| of patient every day,” states Dr.
{ Theodora B. Appel, Secretary of the
A certain husband on Donegal Street | Health.
said: “My wife is like a stable full of
decrepit horses.”

When some big PRUNE,
The son of a NUT,
Marries a LEMON,
And the PEAR
Have a PEACH for a daughter
With CHERRY lips,
And ROSES in her cheeks,
How in the deuce
Can you believe in heredity?

Modern woman wants the floor—but
doesn’t want to scrub it.

A fellow ask a girl this question:
“Will you a—FORD me the pleasure of
taking a ride in my BUICK?” She ans-
wered: “If I did I'd find out how a
CAD-ILLAC.” He said: “Oh, is STUTZ
so!”

And now there's a little chap from
the fourth grade who wants to know
if a sleeping bag is the same thing as
a knapsack.

First Patient-—“I hear you have ade-
noids.”
Second Patient—“Yes, but
speak of it.”
First Patient—“Why not?”
Second Patient—“ Adenoids me.”
don’t

Fun is like insurance—the older you
1 ask: “yeah? How's |the deaths attributed to
that?” He answered. “Nag, nag, nag.” | ments are increasing, the
“While it must be admitted that
heart ail-
fact re-
{mains that when a person complains
{of his heart, organic disease infre-
quently exists.
“So-called functional heart dis-
lease is usually traced to these sourc-
{es namely, nervousness, infections
{from another part of the body such
las teeth or tonsils, to a disturbed
fluenza and so on; and to the effects
of the excessive use of tobacco, cof-
fee or tea.
“In cases where there is a disturb
ed heart action due to local infection
the source of which is located, the
infective cause when possible is re-
moved, as in case of diseased ton-
sils and teeth. The heart, possess-
ing remarkable recuperative ability,
once the poisoning agent is definitely
eliminated, in time becomes nor-
mal once again.
“Organic heart disease, on the
other hand, causes shortness of the
breath, swelling of hands and feet
and a cough. Usually these signs
do not convey to the patient's mind
even the suggestion that he has the
| heart disease.
“The point to be emphasized, how-
ever, is that in the functional type
of heart trouble the cause can fre-
suently be located and eliminated.
And with an organic ailment pro-
fessional advice will add very much
in both the comfort and safety of
living.

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small minority of careless, irrespon-
sible drivers who think nothing of
violating the law. These reckless
operators can be curbed only through
rigid enforcement of the law, and
that is what we are asking the police
to do.
“The speed limits and other provi-
sions of the motor code were enacted
with the idea of protecting the mo-
torist and pedestrian, and if they
are enforced fairly, with no playing
of favorites, the solution of the
problem of how to avert accidents
and secure safer streets and high-
ways and Lancaster county will be
found. We need and ask for the co-

operation of everyone in this impor-
campaign.”
All automobile owners and drivers
in this section are interested in the
new motor vehicle liability act that
goes into effect in Pennsylvania on
next January 1. While this law does
not compel every motorist to carry
insurance, the provisions affect di-]
rectly or indirectly every owner and
driver of a car.
In order that all can be better ac-
quainted with the law the Lancaster
Automobile Club has obtained the
service of William Reiter, solicitor
for the State Bureau of Motor Ve-
hicles, as speaker at its monthly

meeting to be held in Emanuel Luth
eran Church, Brickerville on Friday
evening, October 20, at 8:00 o'clock.
Mr. Reiter will explain in detail
what the law requires.
All who are interested, whether
members of the Club or not, are in-
vited to attend this meeting,
renner ol A A mest:
You can get all the news of this
locality for less than three cents &
week thru the Bulletin.
mt AP Ison
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get the more it costs you. “Heart complexes, in any event, |
are decided hindrances. The WOrTY |
“Pm the cats!” said the mouse when |caused by them is prone to disturb |
the appetite, upset. the digestion and
rob one of sleep with a. consequent
impairment of general health.
“Good professional advice and a
strict heeding of it are the only
: things to worry about either in the |
One of our young married couples functional or organic heart disease. |
from town went to Lancaster to buy aj; is a well established fact that the
crib for their new arrival. They told great number of those who know
the clerks they wanted a baby’s cribat| they have a heart condition usually |
he saw he was cornered.

Any old day is Thanksgiving day to
the old maid who gets married.

said: “But why must the crib be so| “Heart complexes viewed from any |
high?” And the Mother promptly ans- angle are bad investments, indeed” |
A lady reformer said: “My man, don't
you know that whisky kills more men | A ut 0 C lu b |
am, I know that but wouldn't you . a 0 apa
rather be full of whis-s-sky than of | As the result of a series o neo
aaa whe avait } caster Automobile Club has launched |
If four are a quartet, why aren’t two |; to make our streets and |
Heard to little black boys having a|ment officers of this and the other |
mouth fight and here’s what was said: ! boroughs of the county, as well as
little colored fellow said: “Shut up |force speed limits and other motor
theah, nigguh, afore ah choke you 'ti1| vehicle laws. The following resolu-
least six feet high. The amazed clerk | die from some other cause.
wered: “So we can hear the baby drop!
when he falls out.” baby.
"The Lancaster
than bullets?” The slightly tight |
gentleman answered: “Yesh-h-h, mad-
bullets?” | dents that during the past two weeks |
: {has taken toll of eight lives in Lan- |
a pintet? | highways safer. To this end the Club |
{has called upon the law enforce-
“Cullud boy, I'se goin’ take you and | the Lancaster city police and the
black hafe youah eyes.” The second | State highway motor patrol, to en-
you is black in the face.” | tion was passed by the board of di-
| rectors of the Club at their October |
Here's the way one of our Junior | meeting: . i
| High school boys, who doesn’t like | The Board of Directors of the Lan-
| caster Automobile Club, believing
school, recites the poem of the months.
Dirty days hath September
i April, June and November,
From January, up to May
j that the best possible way for the
{ prevention of accidents and securing
| greater safety on our streets and the
| highway lies in law enforcement,

he rain, singh every day, | hereby calls upon the law enforce-
J the rest have thirty-one | ment officers of our city and boros
| Without a blessed gleam of sun, las well as the State Motor Patrol to
And if any of them have two and | strictly enforce the motor vehicle |
|
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| thirty { laws
| y, iaws.
They be as wet and twice as dirty. | ‘The Club calls on all mgiorists to
|
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|
ee {aid by driving carefully at all times
A nice girl uptown told me that her {and by observing the motor vehicle
| boy friends dancing reminds her of a|laws to the letter. “If every driver
| Chinese opium den. I ask: “How | would observe the golden rule of the
| come?” And the girl answered: “It's as you would have the |
full of Hops” | others drive’—there would be far |
| fewer deaths and accidents,” said S. |
One of our young wives on Mount [oF ery. of Hoe Sho
oy Sipest wanis to know if cold boiled | roy] but their lives and the lives |
{ ham is ham that’s boiled in cold water. | of pedestrians, are jeopardized by a |

George Carpenter says there's one |The hangman said: “Say, hurry up!
{ thing that’s convenient about a clay | How long’s it gonna take you to tie
| pipe, when you drop it you never have that shoe?” The prisoner answered:
to pick it up. “Nearly the rest of my life.”

I was visiting a penitentiary not so| Marie: “ you fill da barrel wit da
long ago and was allowed to witness a | cider and putta da soda into da cid- |
hanging that was about to take place. er.”
The prisoner was rather slow in getting! Tony—“Why fora da soda?”
to the gallows and to take time he kept! Marie—"Soda cider will keep.”

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fumbling with the laces of his shoes. A WISE OWL

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IS IT THE LOOKS or
Books That Count?—
“Boots” May, Con
nelisville, Pa., student
at Mt. Holyoke, be.
lieves in both. Using a
whee! to go from class
: to class she carries her
books in a basket and
keeps her looks up to
par with the aid of a
rear view mirror, also
more or less useful in
traffic.

BYRD ANTARCTIC
EXPEDITION SHIP
“BEAR” loading ‘at
Boston with 5 tons of
dehydrated vegetables
and many gallons of
mayonnaise, 8o ice
party may enjoy
health-giving salads
containing vitamins
A and D at Litt'z
America.

WORLD §E.
RIES — Above, Ott
sooring In the first in-
— after he had hit
8 homer, bringing in
runs for the Gi-
ants. Right, Carl Hub-
Dell, ace pitcher of the
® Qlants, winner of the
| first game.
|

LR SE @ Cor a 3 i
IVOLVING CROCERY STORE—Leota
2s shonping at Los Angeles, Cal. in a new type
grecery store, the Rotoserve., Customers seat
in front of a revolving series of shelves
'd select their purchases as the foodstuffs pass be-
sre them. They can view the entire stock of the
“lore in nine minutes. Reduction in overhead
1bor costs are claimed by the promoters of the nc .-
type grocery.

sitor
factory and exhibition building, 2°
of Progress,” Mre. L. O. Gravely,
Fla., gets set of five high sceoed
Hartz, racing ace, was chict2n vo
sentation, as he is winner of (hz
Schebler Trophy (in baci:
with his Firestone equir- { “irr
s.raigat years at the Indiana wild Likssic.

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