WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 4th, 1933 Merchants who want to in- crease receipts, should tell peo- ple what they have to sell thru the advertising columns of the Bulletin. People read weekly news- paper ads before they read cir- culars, or any such advertising. A person glancing over a cir- cular invariably throws it into the stove or waste basket when thru. Newspaper ads are oft- times read by every member of the family. THESE ARE FACTS. THINK THEN ACT Last Member of Court of Mad Empress Is Dead Kansas City. Mo.—Death of Mrs. Kate Kentling, ninety-six. at Spring- field. Mo.. recently brought to an end the tragedy and misery which resulted from Emperor Maximilian’s ill-fated at- tempt to establish a monarchy in Mex- For This Locality’s Complete News Service the maid because you can’t use depending on what friends ashore have given to this popular bon voyage gift. If it is packed with fresh fruit | bothers to which the dining-room on ocean |t liners provides most olates—or doesn’t keep perfectly—it is just | that much extra luggage. ing frie delicious new crackers and cock- | candy, which will keep fresh and tail wafers that come in cans and stay delightfully crisp for the THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA. = Guinea Pigs — Pro friendly little guinea pigs, without which we mere hu- mans would hardly be able to get along, are again the subject of controversy in the current news. The controversy started recently when Arthur Kallet and F. J. Sehlink came into the spotlight with the publication of their beok, “100,000,000 Guinea Pigs.” Its intentions are best set forth by quoting the first paragraph of the foreword of the authors: The Purpose T triena hundred million or so “This book is intended not only to report dangerous and largely unsuspected conditions affecting the health amd safety of all con- sumers of foads, drugs, and cos- meties, but also, so far as possible, to give the consumer some meas ure of defense against such con- ditions. To this end, the authors have stated their case in terms of brand or trade names where- ever @possible, irrespective of the size or prominence of the manufacturer of the food, drug, cosmetic, or other preduct in- volved, or of the popularity eof the product.” A recent article in Printers’ Ink by Raymond Pear], of Johns Hop- kins University, while admitting that there are quacks and rascals in some of these industries, con- tains an interesting discussion of the book pointing out that these quacks and rascals do not con- stitute the whole population, and that while the Federal Food and Drugs Aet could and should be greatly improved, he maintains that it is unlikely that much pro- gress will be made toward its im- provement “hy any such intemper- ate methods as some of those ad- vocated by the present authors in the final chapters of their book.” To present the argument from both sides of the fence, we quote Mr. Pearl: “The uninformed and careless reader is likely to get the impres- sion that there are few if any advertised foods, drugs, or cos- metics thai escape a deserved castigation. . . . High Standard Maintained “This kind of expositor tech- nique does not give a fair pictare of the actual case. certain highly important consid- STEAMER basket is a joy | whole voyage, that you ean choose A for ever so long, or some- | between Scotch shortbreads, ca- thing to stealthily slip to |viar puffs, assorted biscuit dain- it, | anything else that |t ¢ “How Thoughtful!” It foresight | flakes, what you will canned grapefruit juice, ened or unsweetened, has become | almost a necessity to use in cock- jes, fruited oat cakes, cheese toasted whole wheat wafers, arrowroot jumbles, or While no one make sandwiches here are always times when tins generously, | of caviar or anchovies, pimiento if it is filled with boxes of choe- | Or cream cheese are welcome with hese crisp crackers and cocktails. And speaking of cocktails, sweet- ails while traveling, and pine- Suppose instead we pack a most | apple juice is equally good for h nds. There are so many | basket for our cruis- [many drinks. Pack in also some cans of good, and also cans of assorted glacé fruits and nuts.* Ee Nell | It negiects | Xx - and Con erations of which we have space to mention here only two, namely; first, that the great bulk of manu- factured foods of all kinds achieve and maintain a remarkably high standard of quality and purity, all things considered, and are sold at reasonable prices, having re- gard to their cost of production and marketing (as is evidenced, for example, by the wide range of canned foods of unimpeached quality sold by the great grocery- store chains); second, that for something like two decades past practically every important branch of the food industry (manufactur- ing) in this country has been ag- gressively educating and policing its own membership, not for the purpose of devising new ways to cheat the consumer, but upon the sound theory that honesty is the best policy, and that the security of the industry can best be in- sured by improving the quality and lowering the cost of the prod- uot, both of which results have been accomplished to a really re- markable degree, as any honest man who can remember condi- tions of from thirty te forty years ago can testify.” , Sale Register ita, don helf du enen ous em PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH What Shwilkey Bumblesock Has Te Say This Week De weldt is foll lingner un es gebt olla dawg mae. Se sin we Kondadaw dishtla, Won mer mained mtr het se oll fardilked don cooma se uff so dirk os de hore uff ma hoond. Es hut feel sarta lingner. Dale leega for g'shposs, dale far geld un dale while se nimmy wissa wos de wore- heit is. Ich denk de drucker un de lawyer looma unirh de ledsht gloss, un de shult is wile de leit en feel graserer price batzawla far ga-druc- kde leega os we far anich ebbes soonsht, Feel boliditioner cooma aw unich de gloss os leega wile se es net helfa kenna. Won en mon rous coomed far office un fartzaeled dere os are der ansiched arlich mon im feld is un de onera wara oll lingner un deeb, un os si pardy oll de goot points het un de onner ol de shlech- court house holda soonsht shtaled are de isena henka fun da deera. Derno sin de leit woo far geld leega. Won en shtorekeeper - sich farshwared are daid si goods far wennicher geld farkawfa os are bat- zawled hut don hold did hond uff dime geld-sock so long os du in sime shtore bisht un mauch ene yohr net ue. Odder won en mon tsu dere coomed far en gwidder-rood uff di house do un sawgt os du hedsht de shensht fraw un de schmardshta kinner im county don lawd de oldt flint mit fish-sols un hold eme about en foos unich der jacket buckel won are tzu'm gate nows gait Dale karl leega derno far g'shposs. Selly sort leega doona farleicht es wenniched shawda fun ol. Feel karl fartzaela de sort leega in g'shposs un in bissniss is era wardt so goot os era note, Ae mon find blesseer. in Wednesday, Sept. 27—On the i premises on the State Road lead- ling from Mountville to Central | Manor, 1-2 mile from the latter, {two fine farms and a tenant house shiories fartzaela un der onner om i tsu-horricha. Es doot nemond ken | particular shawda un mauched mon- lich mohl en schware hartz leicht. Leega kared net tsu monsliet ar- lae Weipsleit doona aw ols eb- las follows: Farm No. 1 contains {64 acres, 17 room house, bank | barn, tobacco shed, etc. Also ten- {ant house on this farm. Farm No. {2 on the road leading from Cen- {tral Manor to Washington Boro, | near the former, contains 46 ac- res, frame house, bank barn, etc. | by Lizzie H. Martin. Funk, | Sale at 1 P. M. standard time. Wednesday, Oct. 4th | premises, one mile north of Green { Tree, along the Ridge Road, lead- | valuable | farm property by James B. {ing to Elizabethtown, | bach. Aldinger, auct. | Friday, October 6—On the premi- | ses at the Boro Limits, on the road {to the Mount Joy cemetery, Com- munity Sale, of cows, merchandise, fruit, ete. by C. S. Frank & Bro. Sale at 7:00 P. M. Saturday, Cect. 7—On the prem- isee along the State Road leading from Mount Jov to Union Sguare, near Hossler’'s Church, a farm of 10 acres with improvements, a tra-t of new land of 6 acres, one horse and lot of household goods and farm impiements by John M. Torry, executor of S. F. Hollinger, deceased. Mumma, auct. by Benj. B. Hambright. Vogle, auct. Saturday, Oct. T—At Hotel Bainbridge, merchandise, dry goods, Also music and entertainment. auct. | - On the | Esch- | Saturday, October 7—On the prem- ises in the village of Florin, real estate | 7:30 P. M. at Bainbridge, Pa, monster community sale of produce, jewelry, novelties, watermelons, poultry, ete. imohls de woreheit shireka os se ya- {mered. Won se tzomma cooma don {joompa se uff un bussa nonner we len droop dowva. In finf manutta { won se ous-anonner sin is olla | shtick glaid os de onner aw hut g'- hot ous ga-laiked un fun annonner | ga-drennet bis der finsht sida net | besser ga-gooked hut in era awga os len older houst-loomba. Ich wase et eb mer des leega hasa con aw- | ver es is by finerosity hard uff de | woseheit. Oll de onesa leega cooma unich de [1in efun fish lingner. Yader ebber {leeged os fisned Donare sin usht | co leit woreheit woo tso fowl! sin far I arrem grawva. | EE A aia { ASK DAD, HE KNOWS The following letter from “Your Affectionate Father” to his “Dear Daughter,” published in the Rock- land (Me.) Courier-Gazette has such a sympathetic and timely ring that we share it with our readers: “You ask me if your husband should stay on in his present posi- tion at an adjusted salary, but you forgot to tell me what he would do if he didn't. You and he couldn’ very well come here just now. Your brother Sheridan's salary has just been reconsidered, so he moved into his old room at home, and brought his wife. “Your sister Eloise telegraphed the next day that Wilfred has just been offered a new contract that was an insult, so your mother is airing out her room. Wilfred never could endure insults, Your sister, Frances, who you will recall has been a private secretary, wrote last week that if anybody thinks she is going to drop to the level of a com- EE TIE TR ico nearly 70 years ago. etin ! Mrs. Kentling went from Austria to Mexico as lady in waiting to the Em- A 52-Acre Farm In Donegal Township, Limestone Land STONE HOUSE, BANK BARN Shedding for 12-Acres of Tobacco Good Stripping Room and Cellar, Other Buildings creek flows through farm, two excellent meadows, land fronts on a state road, Fruit, good water and productive soil. Here is a good farm and can be bought worth the Prospective purchasers money owing to sickness. should at least inspect it. For further details call em Jno. E. Schroll, Reiter Phone 41] No. 441 MOUNT JOY, PA. press Carlota and the bride of William Heide. bandmaster to the emperor. The bandmaster was injured during an earthquake just before the final col- lapse of the regime and the couple after great hardships made their way to New Orleans and then to St. Louis. The bandmaster died there as a re- sult of his injuries and the young widow married Frank Kentling, a book- keeper. They established a store in the Ozark town of Highland, Mo., and reared eight children, several of whom served in the army during the World War. She was the last survivor of the Maximilian court. Rock Hunters a Pest Excelsior Springs, Mo.—Copstruc- tion of rock gardens and fish ponds has become such a fad here that Police Chief William Payne issued a recent edict against digging rocks from high ways. It was necessary to delegate a special patrolman to enforce the rule for a number of days. Rode Rods 1,000 Miles Boston.—Mr. and Mrs. Charles A Densmore and two small daughters, the youngest only six months old, ar- rived at the home of relatives here after riding more than 1,000 miles on freight cars and hitch-hiking the rest of the way from El Paso, Texas. ee ———— Grade the Pullets When pullets are housed for the winter be sure to grade them accord ing to maturity. If small, immature pullets that are laying, they do not have an opportunity for proper de- velopment. A $1.00 Dinner for 4 OU don’t have to be an in-| Arctic Salmon Salad: Remove Y teroreter to translate a dollar | skin and bones from one-half of ia 1-pound can of salmon, and flake. Add the contents of an 8- ounce can of peas which have been drained. and one cup of coid cooked spaghetti which has been i pieces Add one juice and one al » one-fourth cup of mayonnaise fold light- ly into the fish. ( 1 in refrig- erator trays for an hour (not long enough to freeze) and serve on crisp lettuce leaves Hot Buttered Stringless Beans: bill into four delicious din- ners. All you need is the dollar bill, and four people to eat the dinners—and this latter need won’t be hard to fill, for very delicious dinners can be bought today with a dollar. Here is one which you will want to clip and try: Vegetable Soup 18¢ Aretic Salmon Salad 27¢ Cucumber Molded in Lime Gelatin 10¢ Ho: Buttered Stringless Beans 12¢ | Put the contents of a No. 2 can of Bran Muffins 15¢ | stringless beans in a sauce pan. Fruit Ice 9¢ Lady Fingers 6¢ | Add one tablespocn butter. Allow Demi-tasse 3¢ to simmer for ten minutes. & Saturday, Oct. 7—On the prem-imon typist, they are mistaken, so ises adjoining Mount Joy Boro on we expect her any day. the North, a farm of 127 acres “What with those and the younger with two sets of farm buildings, at | children. I imagine that as long as 12:00 P. M. by Jos. T. M. Brene-| Rupert's salary is merely being ‘ad- | man. C. S. Frank, auet justed” he had better stay It’s hard ! for me to keep up with the new Saturday, Oct. 14—On the premis- | language of big business, but as I es. at the place of business of Reist understand it, an ‘adjustment’ is | Mummau, at Rheems, a large lot of | the equivalent of a raise. Of course, household goods by Mrs. Catharine | Rupert wouldn't know that; he has Leonard. Mumma, auct. been working only since 1928; he should ask some old timer to explain Saturday, Oct. 21—On the premi- what a raise is. ses. commer East Main and Jacob Sts| “My own business is coming along Mount Joy, real estate and personal | fine. It was sold on the courthouse property by Christ Weidman and |steps last Friday, but there were no Margaret Rahm, executors of John bidders, so the sheriff let me keep Rahm, deceased. Personal property | it. That makes the best month I've at 1 P. M. and Real Estate at 3 P. had since the upturn.” M. Frank, auct pf § | THE ROAD TO FAME Saturday, Ortober 14th—On the | premises on the Maytown and the! He longed to find the way to Fame Elizabethtown Read, at Ramsey's | but not a highway bore that name. Toll Gate, one mile north of May- | He thought to glory there must be, | town, public sale of implements by | a level path that he could see, but {| Mrs. Susan Frank. C. S. Frank, auct | every road to which he came, poss- 1 | essed a terrifying name. He never | ful Attention Required {thought that fe i k a bi TN geo ol gi hk, sone | ment during the fall. With the short | never thought to go and see what pastures or grass injured by frost, | marked the road called Industry.... ! more feed will ve needed. Protec- | Because it seemed so rough and high {ticn from cold winds and rains also |he passed the road to SERVICE by. lis desirable if the cows are to be | Yet, had he taken either way, he | maintained in flesh and good pro-|might have come to FAME some day Phil Osophy i AI. Mazn—Got any mail for me? | duction. meet AG eee Is a stable government one in| | which the stable is locked before! Post Office Clerk—What's your | the horse is stolen? | name? | ease ee | Man—Youll find it on the envel- | Patromize Bulletin Advertisers | ope. ea i !