THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA. WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 6th, 1933
PAGE SIX
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is a burden... when you are irri-
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Business?
table and blue . . . try Lydia E. Piok-
ham’s Vegetable Compound. 98 out
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of 100 women report benefit.
It will give you just the extra en-
ergy you need. Life will seem worth
living again. - No ~
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OWL LAFFS HEALTH TALK “THAT LITTLE CAME” Inter-nat’l Cartoon Co, B. Link
of a dandy little place of
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— T O N E business in one of Lancas- || — St ASK SOME
ter County's leading boros | WRITTEN BY DR. THEODORE B THIS TWO HANDED Ho LISTEN, WELL
Se ro fer wo _—= APPEL, SECRETARY OF STUBF 1S AWFUL, TERRY. 1° OF TuosE BIRDS THAT ARE IN PAN
Before placing your orde: y = = HEALTH \ HAVEN'T“ El AND AGONY, THEY OUGHTA MAKE
center of town. Posses- 3 SEE + WERE |SN'T SOMEONEY EASY PICRIN', = as aon ay oa
ICR Wi B
WEALTHY LOOKIN’ ‘
tN THE GRAVE AND YAE OTHER ON A
BANANA PEELS WELL HAVE NO USE
FoR WS MONEY (8 A FEW DAYS, ~
see us.
Crushed Stone. Also manufac sion at time, but
turers of Comcrete Blocks, please don’t bother unless
Sills and Lintels. you can finance. Building
“There is no meaner method of p IN THIS SANITATION YoU,
hitting below the belt than by ! 22 [= "THO:
holding out false promises to in- f 22, COPPLES OVER, OR oo
curables. This fact, however, does I "a on 1
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LOOKA THAT NERVOUS GOOF, HE'S “Too
And so it happens that thousands
of dollars are annually extracted
not included but can be a not in the least deter the unscrup- — i .
leased as desired ulous who thus heartlessly prey From wr HOME Town WE LETS ASK HIM. i
J. N. Stauffer & Bro. . . % upon the acute gullibility of the iA Wik HARTA TAKE A CHANCE AND LETS ASK THAT CUCROC WITH
MOUNT JOY, PA. thousands of unfortunates who i \ AND HUTTE (N SOME, ll HS ARM IN A SLING, WE'D HANE To /
’ WE are in a hopeless stage of illness. Hu | SYRANGERS , TERRY. NM DEAL For HIM AND WE COULD STACK ‘EN i}
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from the non-too-full pockets of
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How One Woman individuals whose conditions di- I A hE STE 1
Phone 41] MT. JOY rect their hope to the promises Ih i i i ply 24 Hed A : >
st 2 Lbs. of Fat made by the super-scientific gentry a] IS 1
Lo é who claim to have beaten the un- Fo : = A ay A 3)
Lost Her Prominent Hips — tiring researchers of endowed lab- H = > ‘5 /;
Double Chin — Shiga Swift d B A WISE 0 WL oratories to cures for cancer, dia- Camis 4 oo 2 24 x 7 P|
Wi est an est betes, tuberculosis, epilepsy and —— ZZ A 2 a |
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Gained Physical Vigor— tow tad + other serious conditions,” states Sd = i = 4/7
A Shapely Fi Saw a young lady J thought I|pr. Theodore B. Appel, Secretary So 2 = |
pely igure. knew last week so I walked up tolof Health i gz = cE 2
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If you're fat—first remove the ier and said: “Where have I seen “Unfortunately it is words rath- = 7 =
cause! your face before?” She gave meler t ms: Hal ro:
Take one half teaspoonful of cne of those ‘how-dare-you-looks? Ho) MBL oi uals
Kruschen Salts in a glass of hot Ba : on os , the miracle. A miracle which, in-
and said: “Right where it is now.” |atead of being related to a cure
water in the morning—in 3 weeks
SS ot Re hay any 8) Ce t Lid 1 freeze? is entirely associated with the
Notice also that your have gained n S — transfer of large sums of money
in energy—vyour skin is clearer—you An English teacher back at ourifrom innocent persons to th f-
feel younger in body—Kruschen will Palt-—A S An Eng)sh teicher Dack a 9 shai TTS he 0
give any fat person a joyous surprise, amn—Agony Starts to schoci thought she'd freshen the | fers of those whose interest in the
on aay De rai Leave in 24 Hours memery of her pupils the first day health and health matters ceases
in America Sasis §, Voth) 3nd fhe Just ask for 8 JF school with a few questions (at the cash register. {
las you is is he hours after you start to take this from last term’s lessons. She | It is the sad and killing fact
easiest, SAFEST and surest way to nlc vet ‘powerful medicine eivess one bright looking lad for |that in addition to the incurables,
lose fat—your money gladly returned. uric acid and other circulating |an explanation of three punctua- | there are thousands of believing
poisons start to leave your body. tion marks. The lad (Busty Ma- | persons who ‘become victims of
o> In 48 hours pain, agony and swell- teer if you must know) stood up | this tvpe of charlatanism, and
ing are usually gone—The Allenru |and said: “A comma is the brake |thus through self-diagnosis and
prescription is guaranteed—if one that slows down ‘he speed, an ex-|self-treatment, postpone a real in-
bottle doesn't do as stated—money clamation point is on accident, and | vestigation of their ailments until
back. a period is a bumper.” | the incurable stage has been reach
ed.
“0, Geel Did vou kiow the world’s wy "Tyo main Tules should be fol-
Grandma's gest hypocrite is the man who | lowed 2 he Connon The
Walking comes out of the theatre last 80| To I an io 8s
the others will think he sat Inj bears ne
Downstairge— tlic first row. f etent physician. In this way
[incipient conditions can be discov-
|ered and by proper treatment the
Our printer's devil wants to! frequently be conquer-
4 know if “major operation” is an | eq, The second rule it in all cases
PERFECT! army officer. jo mistrust all high promising al-
—— { elgations of ‘amazing discoveries.’
Abe Faus went to Brubaker’s | e there are many commer-
Store and asked Dan for some of cial icinal products of merit
WE invite you to imspect those labor union matches. Dan|and value, these differ very much
hundreds of samples of our asked him what kind of matches |from the type of product which
Bold they were and Abe answered: |professes to do the impossible. {
printed matter to give you an by «The kind that strikes anywhere’! Both incurables and persons in
daa of the kind of work we #3 Sian ne early stages of serious diseas-
WELDONA ¢ I had a fellow ask me if or who think they are suffering
Pid
Tablets A
big 1 FRED J Lusirated 24-page
NE ry © UMATISM,” with
Department. We know you'll chapter discussing germs of rheumatism, te Jack Miller pulled this
JOCKEYS FOR RACING HOLY SMOKES!
GREYHOUNDS — Believed — Yes, it's actually 3 Sern.
i i i t rey- cop pipe that little arles
the Grek Sime Le BW Normand, aged 2, of Pater-
: 3 x } iti x -
can pick moccasins off a shoe gree |from such conditions, should a
sf Void them and rely entirely upon
rofessional direction and super-
turn out in our Job Printing
- . WELDONA CORPORATI ars os
like the quality. Desk 7, Atlantic City, No, » other day. He says: 15lon. lave. ever been :
First—Necessity khows Do a in this country with jockeys, 89M N. J. has clenched in
Second—A bootlegger Know Kill Red Mites “White Dian” is seen taking his teeth. He is reaching
N Old engine oil or coal oil can be the last hurdle in a 440 yaras for a match to light up.
law. \
Therefore: A bootlegger |
necessity.
prayed or painted on the perches race ne won against three other famous
dogs at Willenhall Stadium. Stattord-
nd perch supports to exterminate ; or
ed mites. This material should shire. The stuffed monkeys were strap-
3 A ped to each of the dogs.
J. WILLIS FREED
B U L L E T I N Accounting, Auditing
WELFARE WORK ON BICYTLES 4
—Mrs. E. F. Younger Ii, (left; and
Systematizin, \
MOUNT JOY Income and Sl I had a date with my girl thegbe applied the Srey “thing in the Mrs. C. H. Piper, Chicago society
Phone 41J Tax Reports other night and she promised tdjmorring so taat it will soak into matrons, find their collection tours Hi
be ready exactly on the hour. She the wood before the birds go to for charity are more profitanie and
% 19 W. Main St., 12 S. Duke St. was, but it was the next hour. roost. This treatment should be pleasurable on bicycles. x
. MOUNT JOY LANCASTER repeated several times daring the g: 4
Asked “Red” Baker, down at ’
the Acme, how he took the skin
Recover 346 Autos
I'll Tell You Free
off his knuckles and he said:
How to Heal «punchin’ a time clock.” The State Highway Patrol re-
ports recovery of 346 stolen motor
vehicles since the first of the year.
Their estimated total value was
988. Highway patrolmen also
io
N Charley Roth found an oyster § 9.2 J
Hi RY G { A PEN bk : a An OR : ing. recovered 113 pieces of other pro-
Bad Legs ge! . RK I in his car's exhaust this pects it the Ware woriod.. The to-
Now that's a wise guy for you.
CHARM SE-
! | - "BIN 1 asked him: “How come: ota .
INSURANCE MOUNT Joy PA. angwered: ‘Been: using Shell tal estimated value was $4523. CRET—No long
3 2 L i sl Re ve WHERE MATTERN LANDED—SI- : DANIEL J O’CONNEL
Simply anoint the swollen veins lind of Insurance except (ife anywhere in Peansyloania. line.” hele. ; ger do girls limit . hy
and sores With Emerald Of a oline. and he said: “Oh, so I can drop berian chlidren gazing out to sea, up to face (left) one of the political
bandage your leg Use a Da % out any time I want to.” from the Peninsula ot Chukota, upen "0 4 shoul “Bosses” of Albany, N. Y. iP
three inches wide and long iain, A fellow from Florin told me which the aviator made a forced gers Stage and conterring with Mayor 4
to give the necessary support wy he started a new job as haber- A fellow on Donegal Street said landing. The smiling Texas airman gereen celebrities, it John Boyd Thacher. Both i
ing it upward from the ankle to the dasher of the railroad. I asked pe was so excited on his wedding nad been missing for over two has been discovered, thoroughly are bending every effort to 2
knee, the way the blood flows in the him what he does and he said: “I|gqay he gave his bride ten dollars weeks on his solo roundthe worid sprinkle their entire bodies with contact the kidnapers of
veins. No more broken veins. N looks after the ties.” and tried to kiss the preacher. flight. He Is well, and expects to re- good talcum powder after each John J. O'Connell, Jr. In.
more ulcers mor open : No Electric and Acetylene —_— sume his flight. bath. Joan Mavis illustrates the gert, the kidnaped youth In 1
cers op sores. No ea it hard it- pi newest beauty wrinkle. National Guard uniform
more crippling pain. Just follow WwW E D I - A fellow who finds it hard putt Carry Ney said she was in the
directions and you are sure to be L N G ing anything over on his wife | worst predicament yesterday. I Ee i
helped. * Your druggist won't keep R. U. TRIMBLE might try smothering her with a|asked her what was wrong and i
x gunny sack. she said: “A gentleman called :
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the exchange and asked for a num
your money You sre. ELIZABETHTOWN, PA.
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One of our Reverends here in |ber. All the wrong numbers were
town told me he only has a few | busy so I had to give him the par-
EXPERT
congregation. Ilty he asked for.”
WATCH and CLOCK SALE WAS A a lig they were and he
REPAIRING | | REAL NOOK I jo Te oe a ar Tw
Cr sy 2 a tence. The boy said: ‘‘Regi-ment
os Hy ys Riding Home in my flivver the|well but he got his face slapped.”
RA, other night with the gang we had ins IE ; NS
JOHN H MILLER a slow tire leak and we stopped A husband on West Main street OW. VISION SINE we cue we om ee =o eer te on me oe
8 four times to blow it up. Finally|said to his wife: “I wish you / RT
some one suggested that there was | could bake the bread your mother
too much weight in the car, and used to make.” His wife said: “I
suggested that we all throw out | wish you could make the dough
48 West Main
Phone 211J MOUNT JOY, PA.
mar.30-tf our chests. vour father used to make.”
- I walked home.
HOW ARE YOUR SHOES? een You can’t win, mister, no mat- ,
DONT WAIT TOO LONG Th ldest woman's club is the |ter how hard you try WORLD'S FIRST AUTO I1HEA I RE—Artist's conception of first Drive-in Iheatre, at Camden N. J
G EN = : he oldes 8 33. Mow Aarg \ y. Your car becones a private theatre box where you can smoke and chat. Ushers cover the ground on bl
BRING THEM broomstick. g — cycles. Controled directional sound perfected by Photophone engineers of the RCA Victor Com
A girl on Mount Joy street said + makes it possble to hear well over the ent're area. Cross-section view shows placing of cars pany
CITY SHOE
REPAIRING CO.
wr
Harry Darrenkamp tells me it's |she has a new boy friend and she’s
so constructed as to burn with a judgment will have to be usea.
very difficult to live in Califor-|quite sure he’s an artist, because
nia. 1 asked ; why 21d he said; every time he comes to see her They Must Burn brilliant red or yellow light for| The ‘traveled part” of the high-
nothing to talk about. he draws the shades. not less than 15 minutes. They | way does not necessarily mean .the
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“There’s
HE USED OUR WNL The weather's always the same. ; : o must pe displayed continuously | improved portion only.
Owen Smith was asked if he Fuses At Night when a vehicle becomes disabled, When a vehicle is disabled aad
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Some girls marry for money, a | likes boxing and Owen said: “No, | within the limi is re i
few rry for love, and occassion- it's a lazy man’s When et dis of hs 5 moved from the improved por
ew ; esi [Ee 2 Jaa an's game. {part of the highway, to such an |tion, the division advises operaters
: ally one marries for keeps. sked: ‘“Howzat He answered: (From page 1) | extent that it constitutes a menace | to determine at once whether the
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“You're lying down so much of| ment, impritonment for not more traffic. portion of the highway om whisk
IN HIS ADS. + Mamma to the time.”
“Heck” Mumma told the fellows |the time. than 10 days on a summary ¢on- Certain operators may be of the [the vehicle is parked is used by
viction, is provided for mnon-com- |opinion that the term ‘traveled |the other vehicular traffie.
THE Bl ILLETIN Furnished by that if the United States is exer |
forced to go te war again he will] The new hash song: ‘‘Hash ’ee|pliance with the law. | mor of the highway means the — Eee
THIS NEWSPAPER immediately join the aviation | got ruby lipso” The signals must be similar to improved portion only, the divi- Sti
: i c : ’ timulate business by
One fellow asked him why | A WISE OWL |the time burning railway fuse ard |sion of safety officials said. Good |ing in the Bulletin ¥ advertis-
MOUNT JOY corps.
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