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A WISE
While I was over at Silver Springs
the other evening I met a girl who
swears she’s never been kissed.
You could hardly blame a girl for
swearing under such circumstances.
I heard a doctor tell a patient that
OWL LAFFS| HEALTH TALK
the best thing for bad nerves is to bury
yourself in your work. I
Wonder whether that goes for con-
crete mixers, too?
A man in the east end of town gave
his daughter to understand with a cer-
tain young fellow there was to be no
petting.
I suppose he thinks a fellow would
drive a girl out into the country, park
on a lonesome road in some dark spot
and then try and figure out just how
the two could help Roosevelt bring
back prosperity.
Two Mount Joy street women had
this conversation:
“When my husband snores, he ne--
| those primitive days
er knows what I go through.”
“Mine never misses his small change
either.”
A crowd of local folks were down at
Bowers Beach on a fishing trip and
when out on the bay one of the women
remarked: “Oh, Captain, I'm getting
so sea sick I don’t know what to do.”
The Captain said: “Don’t worry,
madam; you'll do it.”
A colored fellow stopped at Mel
Weavers Sunday and was having his
tank filled with gas when Mel said:
“How’s your oil?”
The man replied: “We's
How's yu’ all?”
just fine.
I have an idea that no one could be
more completely incapaciated than a
hitch hiker if he lost a thumb.
Down at Hershey's barber shop the
boys had a real argument the other
day. They wrote the word “New” on
a slate and Joe Detwiler still argues
that if you put a “k” in front of it, its
canoe.
I asked one of our town's wimmin
how her golf was and she said: “ am
going around in less and less every
week.”
If she keeps that up a while we're
sure gonna see some real sites on our
streets before long.
Two Florin girls: “What do you mean
by telling your boy friend that I was
deaf and dumb?”
Other said: “I didn’t say deaf”
She, just back from a shopping trip
to Lancaster when husband remarked:
“You call that a hat. I shall never
stop laughing.”
She: “Oh, yes you will. Whit until
the bill gets here tomorrow.”
Down at the cotton mill one fellow
said to another: “Old chap, if you al-
ways told your wife the truth you'd
get somewhere.”
Reply: “Oh, yeah.
an ambulance.”
I'd get there in
A man at Florin claims that the only
reason Congress doesn’t put a tax on
brains is because the revenue wouldn’t
be worth while.
The Congressman’s wife sat up in bed,
a startled look on her face. “Jim,” she
whispered, “there’s a robber in the
house,”
“Impossible,” was her husband’s
sleepy reply. “In the Senate, yes, but
in the House, never.”
They walked in the lane together,
The sky was covered with stars;
They reached the gate in silence,
He lifted down the bars.
She neither smiled nor thanked him
Because she knew not how;
For he was just a farmer’s boy.
And she—a Jersey cow.
A WISE OWL
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WRITTEN BY DR. THEODORE B.
APPEL, SECRETARY OF
HEALTH
“Some weeks ago a group of Ameri-
cans while on an European automobile
trip paused in a narrow pass beside
the Rhone glacier in the Swiss Alps. A
young German lad, with a walking
stick, approached the car. Brown as a
bun and hard as nails, he informed
the party that his entire vacation had
been set aside for a walking trip. ‘You
see’, he remarked, ‘I want to get in fine
physical trim for my next year's work
at the University, and I knew of no
better way to do it than by walking.’
and indeed, if appearance were an in-
dication of the efficacy of his prescrip-
tion, he was reaping incalcuable bene-
fit from his long ambulatory excur-
sion,” states Dr. Theodore B. Appel,
today.
“It is refreshing, not to say unique,
in this day of high speed and everlast-
ing rush, to discover wise individuals
who fully realize that legs were made
long before automobiles, and who
therefore consequently use them ex-
tensively.
“One of course could hardly wish for
when the motor
those primitive days when the motor car
was yet unknown, but officials inter-:
ested in the vital subject of prolonging
life can well deplore the employment
by many of this fascinating method of
transportation to the practical exclu-
sien of leg-power.
“Time was, and not so many years
ago at that, when an evening's stroll
or a walking trip along country lanes
or even in city streets, was a very pop-
ular past time—not to mention the
daily journey to the office and back
again, even though a measurable dis-
tance were involved. But now, with
the telephone at one’s elbow, and the
trolley or automobile at one’s service
all the time, and the clock prodding us
on, leg motion for many has been pa-
thetically reduced. Life is not made
any happier nor healthier on account
of the situation. Indeed it may be said
that some joy and physical well-being |
are lost in consequence.
“The plain fact of the matter is that
walking is one of the best forms of ex-
ercise devised by nature. And in de-
priving the body of this intended
method of exertion one is really slap-
ping nature full in the face.
“True, it is much easier to take ex-
ercise by the mild jolting to which the
anatomy is subjected while seated in
an automobile, but there is less health
in such a program.
“Therefore, don’t let gasoline and
rubber tires get the better of you.
Bring out your legs from their com-
parative inactivity and put them to the
daily use for which they were intend-
ed.
“ ‘Give me four miles a day more or
less,” they say, ‘and I will make a new
man or woman of you, everything else
being equal.” And the strange. thing |
about it is that they will do it if they |
are given a chance. Most decidedly, it
is worth while to try the experiment.”
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A BIRD NEIGHBOR
The Warbler
Among all of our native birds the
family of Wood Warblers has the
largest number of different species.
They are found in the commonwealth
as regular residents, migrants or oc-
casional visitors, about forty different
varieties. They are all small birds,
very active, insectiverous in their diet
and are nearly all very beautiful in
color.
Perhaps the one warbler best known,
is the Yellow Warbler, which may be
found in the trees in town close around
the habitations of man, building its cup
shaped nest high up in the branches of
trees.
The Red Start, so named from its
brilliant red markings, and its rapid
movements through the green leaves,
is the most common in woods or
clumps of trees. Among the most
beautiful members of the warbler fam-
ily may be noted the Parula, The
Myrtle, The Blackburnian, The Chest-
nut Sided and the Bay Breasted.
All these birds migrate in winter to
southern points. When arriving in the
Spring, about May 1st, the males
usually come in advance of the fe-
males, flying high in the air and at
night. During the day they stop to
feed and rest,
The Fall migration occurs about the
time of the equinox and at that time
one may hear, on a quiet night, count-
less Warblers flying overhead and
chirping as they fly.
“What is the difference between
electricity and lightning?” the
teacher asked.
“Yeu don’t have to pay for light-
ning,” came the prompt reply from
a bright pupil.
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HISTORICAL
Sunday, August 13
Felix Adler, educator, was
in 1851.
Gen.
born;
Meritt took Manila 1898.
Monday, August 14
Ernest T. Seton, naturalist,
born 1860.
U. S. troops enter Pekin 1900.
August 15
actress,
was
Tuesday,
Ethel Barrymore,
born 1879.
Panama Canal opened 1914.
was
Wednesday, August 16
Alonzo A. Stagg, athletic
born 1862.
Battle of Bennington 1777.
coach,
Thursday, August 17
First practical steamboat 1807.
Julia Marlow, actress, was born
1870.
Friday, August 18
Emperor Francis Joseph, Austri-
an, was born 1830.
First iron smelted by electricity
1909.
Saturday, August 19
Colleen Moore, actress, was born
1902,
Battle Constitution and Guerriere
1812,
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Vacation Days Are Here Again!
By EMILY BANKS
Worcester Salt Institute
ACATION days! In a thousand
homes a thousand people are,
at this very moment perhaps, tak:
ing down dusty suitcases with the
thrill of going places.
The farther away, the more out
of the way, the place you are go I
ing, the greater the sense of aa
veuture, but the greater also the
need for packing carefully.
In your vacation mood you might §
scorn such efficient procedure as
the making of a list, but it really
is not a bad idea. The ‘little essen
tials,” such as tooth brush, your
favorite brand of toothpaste, shav-
ing cream or face powder, which-
ever you use, sunburn and hand this new salt toothpaste, recently
lotion, maniecuring requisites, may introduced by the Worcester Salt
not be carried by the stores at Cowpany, will do toward making
your destination, and you may be you feel fresh and fit again. It has
guite uncomfortable and quite un- not been on the market long
happy without them. ;enough to be on hand everywhere,
Then, too, travel, with all its ad- | so you better get several tubes and
venture, 1s trylng and tiring. | pack them. It 18 a nuisance any-
ening up 1s ever so necessary | way to have to go on a shopping
whether you travel by rail, water, tour once youre on your way.
alr or motor, and it's tmportant Cold cream, plenty of cleansing
to have the “little essentials” tissues, cotton, and & skin fresh-
packed so that they will be easily i ener are other “little essentials”
accessible. ithat take om a great importance
Salt 1s famous for its quality of | when overlooked in packing.
freshening, soothing, healing. And| Make your list, be sure all of
now that there is a salt toothpaste ; these “little essentials” are on fit,
on tbe market it 1s very convenient [shop for them all at once, and then
for traveling. It 18 surprising how | you will be set for a carefree, hap-
much brushing your teeth with |py vacation!
week apples have bid for first place.
These summer apples make delicious
tart apple sauce, pie and baked ap-
ples. Spiced apple sauce, molded with
gelatin and served with whipped
cream, or whipped evaporated milk
makes a delicious dessert.
The recent hot weather has un-
favorably affected muck of the gar-
den produce but there are still many
excellent choices especially among
salad vegetables. For garnishing the
cold plate and salads green and
stuffed olives take first place.
The Quaker Maid Kitchen supplies
the following menus:
Low Cost Dinner
Veal Shoulder Chops
Mashed Potatoes
Creamed Onions
Bread and Butter
Peach Shortcake
With Whipped Evaporated Milk
Tea or Coffee Milk
Medium Cost Dinner
Baked Ham Mashed Potatoes
Green Corn
Sliced Tomatoes
Bread and Bntter
Apple Pie Cheese
Coffee (hot or ieed) Milk
Very Special Dinner
Jellied Bouillon
Celery Olives
Baked Lamb Chops
Scalloped Potatoes
Green Peas with Mint
Rolls and Butter
Jellied Apple Sauce Whipped Crees.
Coffee (hot or iced) Milk
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